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@Cleoyourlatina @YoDexoh @detectclips The guy who shit his pants waiting for them to get done while everyone claps
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@Bitnar_ @NoCapFights Makes your muscles sore/weak too. Just a horrid combo.
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@RED_PILL_BCAST @InternetH0F Yeah what kinda person enjoy their SCHEDULED time off in peace? We’re all little corporate bitches that adhere to everything the big man says. Yes! I’ll miss Thanksgiving and Christmas with my family for $10/hr for a corporation that doesn’t care about me.
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@phlsportsguru @jasrifootball @people I think he’s just playing the odds to produce a generational talent lol
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@DakToCD88 4 save us
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@jasrifootball Creed clears
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@AlopeciaGuzma @mvrcose @ayeejuju He’ll stomp you then fucking curb stomp you
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@PFF I don’t legitimately get how people thought Dak was done based off one outlier year. Do people just hate him that much?
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@Esch_is_fresh @Marcus_Mosher Dak is responsible for 7/10 of the highest passing yards in a game by a Cowboys QB lmao
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@srrrnity1 @BarbieProphet I don’t understand all the hate. She’s always been pretty. Just looks less groomed and manicured in all these “exposing” photos.
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@69JMB66 @kriegs1430 @NFLonFOX @Commanders @dallascowboys @Eagles We’re the most competitive but definitely not the best. Not the worst either
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@scoffssoftly @Joexor @SkolFoodie @NFL_DovKleiman @clarencehilljr Lmao the guy who tried to snap his fractured ankle back in place and willingly lines up against 300 pound men that want to knock his head off is soft You keyboard warriors are something else 😂
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@es3_09 Absolutely. I’d still get to endlessly watch and talk about the cowboys.
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@SwoopScottM @PHLEaglesNation And we beat the bengals without a QB? What exactly does that prove? Does that place us 4th?
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@CrocoGod @erjmanlasvegas @FieldYates Dak got hit in the head twice last week and got nothing
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@SNFonNBC @ProFootballTalk Cowboys should’ve lost more than 4 spots. Could earn them all back this week but that was an abysmal loss.
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@lanier64 @clarencehilljr Let’s ignore WR1 cause of personal issues lol, that’ll work real well Easiest way to ruin an offense is letting your emotions and beliefs get in the way of the game.
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@jasrifootball Weak call but yes since they wanna call every single penalty
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@killkellenmoore Seems pretty fair. I think if he dices up that Seahawks secondary he’d move up 2-3 spots. You play who’s on the schedule but the wins haven’t been against very good teams yet.
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@royalsplzwin @chivoo42 His life is football. He wants every minute.
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@Colique_Culture @m2mkjxp2p7 @FanDuel When was the rams last ring before he joined them?
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@treburnt_szn @chivoo42 stuffing your mouth with a Dangerwich and tweeting this is insane
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@DotPrescott My family called him fall-down brown. Every big play he’d be face planted in the dirt.
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@SaucedArod @PFF My under the radar guys this year. QB: Mahomes RB: CMC RB2: Bijan WR1: Jefferson WR2: Hill WR3: Chase TE: Kelce TE2: Andrews DEF: Cowboys K: Tucker Tap in for more fantasy guides and tips.
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@Shaggyzal @NFL_Memes Mahomes somehow looks worse as a woman lol
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@SNFonNBC @ProFootballTalk Cowboys need to be at 5-6 until we beat the Rams. Only decent team we played we got smoked. Gotta prove ourself before joining that top 3. Also wtf are the packers doing at 2 lmao.
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@es3_09 Deepthroating that humble pie ngl
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@1g0atkhalil @RentFreeTweets I’m not too sure he went about it “the wrong way” he hinted at stuff and when it was ignored he said fuck I’ll just be straight up. It’s frustrating and emotionally draining to point out a problem and have everyone act like you’re the insane one. I can’t blame him.
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@proparoxitonah @ThaRealDeSade @Ghostblizza @kirawontmiss dude is casually talking about attempted vehicular manslaughter 😭😭
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@cutty03bk @SharpFootball Chargers new playbook leaked 😮‍💨😮‍💨🔥🔥🔥
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@JeffLopert @ZekromX101 @RunHurts Conversation was about turnovers. You brought up team wins. Philly education system seems to be behind the rest of the world 💔💔💔
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@ESAVEZ1 @LakersCimbom @TheNBACantrel @TMZ_Sports Lame as hell. Took a funny joke and made of a fool of yourself trying to prove some useless point.
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@Nick73196360 @KarlErik2088 @iSteelCity0 @CrazyDood2 @TFG_Football 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ no their game this year had the most viewers SINCE a game in 2015. It was the most viewed national game in the past 6 years. can y’all not read?
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@HotepGoldstein @wys3mane @HotepSilas @Zvbear Egyptians are not “black” they ranged in all different colors and shades. They even had colorism in their culture. They were brown mostly, not black. They look like Eastern people today.
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@dovgvlad @KeneAkers It’s insensitive. It’s like saying I’m tired from work and someone reply “well some people work 70 hours a week”. “I’m hungry”/“people are starving”. “my dog died I’m sad”/“millions of dogs die a day”.
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@ceedeex2 @Marcus_Mosher Beasley and Ced left too. Now can you name a single one of them that did better without Dak after leaving? I’ll wait. A single one.
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@wallysnakes @toobreezy234_ @PFF Oh now we want context for INTs when your QB leads the league
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@KarlErik2088 @Nick73196360 @iSteelCity0 @CrazyDood2 @TFG_Football Then why was pats/cowboys the most watched national game since 2015.
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@G91387890G @furret488 When Gbunchofnumbers finds out independents exist and splitting your beliefs down the middle isn’t the only option outside of parties
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@TholliCena @NebSenju @Gventbaby @neptune_baby1 @alvinnx Raping a woman and having his wife turn her into a gorgon because he lied about it. Tricking his brother with Zeus to fuck over Hades when they were dividing up sky, water and the underworld. Hades was by far the best of them. Zeus was the worst and Poseidon wasn’t any bettter
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@dkMetcat @phlsportsguru @SNFonNBC @ProFootballTalk One of two teams to have back to back 12+ win seasons. Other is the Chiefs. Top scoring offense over last 2 years. Numero uno. Top 3 defense, first in takeaways. Can anyone other than the eagles or 9ers beat that?
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@HalAtTheMoon @JacobWh51879099 @JamesEsses Also how would any of this come up? Never had an interview or meeting where I was asked what my sexual history is or who I’m fucking. Other than close family/friends, doctors or potential partners literally no one asks about sex. Or would deny you rights for being celibate.
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@ShitpostGate When I find the guy that Oregon bitcoin laugh dog OSU Bulb obama party tree basketball death smugged my sister
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@souderico @ColesCowboys Former teammates that are good friends support each other? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 HOLY SHIT
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@6Blackhawks I can’t believe they let us have him. Cowboys future is bright
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@demcowboysfan If Dak wins MVP I will be absolutely unbearable
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@Nuggetsby40 @Sandman208 @ScooterMagruder @AdamSchefter Eh maybe a 1% chance. Dallas could be 0-4 and they’d still give them the slot. We bring in the most views and money every year by a mile. Massive fanbase and people love to watch us lose. It’s slim to none they’ll change it.
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@carlos_veccio2 @dovgvlad @KeneAkers Every generation is sensitive. Everyone is expressive about what they care about. I’ve seen elderly men have meltdowns because I parked close to their house on a public street.
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@J_Rueb15 @DaveSturchio Lmao what did hurts just do tubby?
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@jonmachota @DotPrescott Got a good feeling Dak spreads his wings this season. If he’s gonna flesh out like a Brees or Manning type QB this would be the year to do it.
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@D_Curl89 @SwoopScottM @PHLEaglesNation Colts beat the Chiefs Bears beat the 49ers Commanders beat the Eagles You are the lowly scum that beat us. If you’ve watched football for more than a year you’d know this is a tale as old as time. So no, not crazy.
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@nsbaksi @jonmachota I get your point but there’s no indication they would’ve been a better choice than Garrett. They went 3-13. Id honestly feel worse to have all that coaching talent and still have an abysmal record. Obviously they’re better coaches but they didn’t help Washington at all.
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@JeffLopert @ZekromX101 @RunHurts I’m also being a smartass dipshit. Funny how you only realize it when you’re on the giving end. Ironic.
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@Mrbojangles352 @PickensBurgh @DJsolos @jasrifootball Being a Twitter troll isn’t the same as wishing death on someone. Be serious.
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@JBrowss @Bitnar_ @NoCapFights Yeah there’s definitely a numbness and dissociation with pain with it but the grip control goes out the window. A single shot might actually give a sweet balance but I doubt it have anything over any other stimulant for working out.
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@melbeverly @WerderEdESPN O-line shit the bed and the WRs couldn’t catch a damn thing. Dak didn’t look amazing either but you can’t blame him when “professionals” are dropping balls that hit their hands.
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@NotLikeMonopoly @JoshuaPotash @Alphastream Lays made 4.2 Billion last year. It would cost them about 400 million to give all 60,000 workers a $5 raise. So everyone gets a comfortable living wage and they sit at 3.8B instead. #math
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@MicahOwnsYou @_dc4lsports_ From Texas and doesn’t respect cowboys? Pathetic
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@millerbrian777 @PFF How is Dak not having a good year?
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@antnils99 @mac89_e @Esch_is_fresh @Marcus_Mosher Shame on Dak for not picking up undrafted players and throwing to them!
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@spardisjx @NFLonFOX I’d make shitty memes too if I lost TO COOPER FUCKING RUSH 😂😂😂
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@millerbrian777 @PFF How? He has had zero run game and getting comfortable with new weapons. With a dogshit coach. He’s played exceptionally well considering the circumstances. The only team that averages more PPG is the dolphins, the team that scored a 70 burger.
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@Nuggetsby40 @Sandman208 @ScooterMagruder @AdamSchefter Wanna explain why 4/5 of the most watched games have Dallas in them? Or why they’re the highest grossing nfl team… ever. Curious to see what kinda cope you come up with lmao
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@Marcus_Mosher @PFF It’s time to talk about how great Osa has been
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@4timers @gleyberdayyy Jerry giving this man a gabillion dollars
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@corey_eth @MattMsully23m @BobbyBeltTX they say we live in the past but always bring it up 😂
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@1716BuffRuff @CHASE_THESAVAGE @jasrifootball Bills fan talking about superbowls lmao
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@N0goodnick @reidwinterfb @elitetakes_ No way you’re actually this slow
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@ineedfoodbro @JairoRod01_ @boredintheprpl @EllyJBurg @s8n Nature doesn’t abide by those morals. Only reason we have compassion is because we had to be taught. You don’t need faith to be a kind person but there’s no reasoning for controlled behavior if all your morals are set by yourself.
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@NumbersOverAll @Odegaarc @s0urpatchkiid @DustySnider10 @itzmilxs @DailyLoud Apple and Android are white inventors, Dell and Windows are also white. Popular tech in America is from white people. Twitter was also made by a white guy. Whatever device you tweeted this from wouldn’t be possible without them. Good try though
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@JustinQuarles12 @Ihartitz @DefStar1982 A lot of Dallas fans are spoiled crybabies that think you need to trade away every player that isn’t a top 3 in their position. Plus casual fans that regurgitate the nonsense that sport shows spew out. People genuinely believe we aren’t a good team.
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@RunHurts I was told Dak was going to lead the league in turnovers by “ball knowers”
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@_MLFootball Cowboys should be at #25 under cardinals until proven otherwise. I’d be more than happy to put them back in the top 5 but until they play the Pats they should be treated accordingly. All that swagger and SB talk and they couldn’t even stop a nosebleed. I hope they took it to
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@Peasrcookin1029 @DakToCD88 Go cry somewhere else
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@6Blackhawks beating someone like Brady or Rodgers is the exact kinda thing we need if we want to be a postseason team. Otherwise it’s just another 10-20 years of not having anything to show for.
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@Ryan_M_Charlton @6Blackhawks Id rather parsons pressure DJ all game. Eventually he’ll throw a bad ball or 2, if it’s towards Diggs it’s probably a pick. Barr and Wilson seem fine at stopping the run. Neither mind making contact all game.
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@madcuzigofast @randallbpeugh @MikehassmallCoq @BarryOnHere Twitter user discovers air time is based on viewership 🤯🤯🤯
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@tehtasgames @BreakingDaLaw @Devious787 @Human101Nature It’s like trust. Easy to get some, easier to lose it all.
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@Punkomics @yordlescrub @FandomAnxiety @ShitpostRock Yeah that’s definitely on a whole different level but to block off the entire concept to other developers kinda pisses me off. Even if it’s an original implementation it’s not an original idea by them. To block other games from that aspect is bullshit. Games are meant to evolve
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