🦂 @honkytonkwhore Twitter profile

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@honkytonkwhore

3 years

i have more than blowjob eyes, i have a blowjob heart

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2 months

maybe i’m high on pain killers but why did they lauryn hillify the taco bell app

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3 years

girls should be able to set things on fire when they are sad

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1 month

it’s a texas chainsaw miracle

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1 year

@mtvsjackass female equivalent to this

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1 year

@raynefq did olivia thirlby consent to her sexual history being public knowledge?

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@honkytonkwhore

8 months

i did cocaine all night like a fucking moron and i’m now i’m gonna call in sick to my thanksgiving, my mom is going to yell @ me

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@honkytonkwhore

7 months

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind themed blowjob

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3 years

@bannedmommygf @botticellibimbo jail

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@honkytonkwhore

2 months

everyone who says it’s a cheez it is a loser who can’t get laid

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@honkytonkwhore

7 months

@girlsonfillm shameless recap ass intro

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@honkytonkwhore

7 months

@FilledwithUrine back in my day we called that a relationship

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@honkytonkwhore

2 months

@pugfather42

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3 years

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2 years

@sunnynacia @kingbealestreet his girlfriend took all of these and i love her for that

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@honkytonkwhore

4 months

the vibe i bring to the function

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@honkytonkwhore

5 months

fucked around with a new vodka sauce recipe and i think i found out

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@honkytonkwhore

6 months

what if i told you i have a gun

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@honkytonkwhore

8 months

ENOUGH WITH THE BUCCAL FAT REMOVAL, y’all are gonna look like yzma from the emperors new groove by the time you’re all 35

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Anya Taylor-Joy photographed by Zoey Grossman for ELLE Japan

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@honkytonkwhore

5 months

my ex is coming over for pasta tonight and i told him to grab basil and this mans got me a whole fucking plant

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1 year

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@honkytonkwhore

3 months

my boyfriends tv is motion smoothing and i want to break it, someone stop me. THIS IS NOT HOW WE WERE MEANT TO WATCH FILM!!!!!!!!

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@honkytonkwhore

4 years

@dykeangst and that’s on a show being based around how a man met his children’s mother and she’s in like 2 episodes and then just fucking dies

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2 years

knuckle tattoos that say “need kiss”

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3 years

@floragissel it’s because i can’t spell adderal

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@honkytonkwhore

3 months

thinking about the chilis i had last night

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@honkytonkwhore

4 years

@ineedlj1 @sarahschauer while i get where you’re coming from lily collins is so hot we all know we’d follow her on instagram

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@honkytonkwhore

7 months

if you have to message a random girl on the internet and ask her to dm your boyfriend to see if he is willing to cheat, ya’ll need to just break up. i’m so fucking serious

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5 months

you wouldn’t believe what i did again

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@honkytonkwhore

3 years

cut a habanero and then touched my pussy!!!!!! like a stupid bitch!!!!!!!!

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@honkytonkwhore

9 months

turned leftover ramen into more ramen (added toppings)

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@honkytonkwhore

3 months

instead of drinking on a friday night i made dinner

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@honkytonkwhore

1 year

when a girls bush peaks out of her panties!! that’s what life is all about!

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@honkytonkwhore

3 years

@chromecake @ethefiend @rlyjasss @_benjvmins_ that’s what it says on HBO max subtitles “jewel’s” 😭😭😭

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@honkytonkwhore

1 year

call me 7/11 the way i slurp this pee

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1 year

goodnight

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7 months

i love being ugly and alone in my apartment

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4 years

@hantigz @cbozy @KatRebekah sweetie, honey, fucking idiot, no.....

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5 months

i love when people have their own teeth!!!!!!

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7 months

what’s everyone’s current hyper fixation meal(s)? mine is burger

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1 year

this is what it’s like talking to me

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2 years

if there’s one thing ben affleck gonna do it’s drink dunkin’ donuts

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8 months

some boy at the bar last night asked for my fucking email

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8 months

my mom was actually very nice about it, and i got some sleep. someone bring me mashed potatoes please

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@honkytonkwhore

2 years

i dont pity self deprecating men!!!! if you think you suck then i believe you!!!!

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2 years

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@honkytonkwhore

2 months

i was in a car accident tonight and i have to have surgery on my arm and possibly my leg if anyone wants to tell me good luck

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@honkytonkwhore

4 months

she’s making pasta again

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@honkytonkwhore

4 years

@Cosmic_Siren @HersheySmilez girls like who? his pronouns are he/they

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@honkytonkwhore

3 months

my mom is undergoing immediate surgery and if there’s one thing to know about me it’s i love my mom so if you all could say good luck i would appreciate it

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@honkytonkwhore

3 months

if you’re new here. hi i cook a lot

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3 years

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@honkytonkwhore

1 month

ok i’ll go

The World Famous Willustrating

@willustrating

1 month

quote this with a thirst trap we all need to see to believe 🫡

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@honkytonkwhore

5 months

JOHN MULANEY EX WIFE WROTE A MEMOIR JOHN MULANEY EX WIFE WROTE A MEMOIR JOHN MULANEY EX WIFE WROTE A MEMOIR JOHN MULANEY EX WIFE WROTE A MEMOIR JOHN MULANEY EX WIFE WROTE A MEMOIR

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@honkytonkwhore

4 months

quick do i get this

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3 months

woke up early enough for slop breakfast

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6 months

using nipple clamps as a chip clip

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@honkytonkwhore

10 months

sometimes i forget i have the dumbest sternum tattoo until last night at a bar some guy asked to take a picture of it

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2 years

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4 years

@ineedlj1 @sarahschauer i’d follow her garbage account just to look at her eyebrows

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8 months

@ayofromthedead usually yeah this is true

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2 months

for anyone who wanted to see my arm from the night i broke it

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5 months

steak n eggs with a spicy balsamic cream sauce, anyone?

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2 years

all i’ve done this weekend is cook food and masturbate

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@honkytonkwhore

6 months

that is MY bachelor

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‘Bachelor’ Joey Graziadei confuses Gypsy Rose Blanchard for Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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3 months

memes i made in 2017 are something else

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2 months

i survived

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2 months

i go in for surgery @ 5:30 am and i’m very nervous!!!!!!

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5 months

it’s crazy how much i love my cat and somehow she’s still my opp

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2 months

@Manartica @pugfather42 if taco bell can they will

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8 months

a lot of y’all aren’t gonna make it in this life i fear

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8 months

i’m sorry are you guys serious right now

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3 years

@prettier_jesus boo i’m back from the dead 👻🤪 hell was hot as fuck i’m thirsty

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@honkytonkwhore

27 days

say hi to mango

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5 months

*holding a blunt* this and a blunt

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3 months

does anyone want one?

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5 months

leftover indian food save me

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@honkytonkwhore

3 years

@itzzzzmomo @ethefiend @chromecake @rlyjasss @_benjvmins_ exactly bc he said “keep ur bitch ass son outta my life and rue’s and jewel’s” it’s a possessive apostrophe

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@honkytonkwhore

5 months

if you don’t have fun going to chain restaurants grow up

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