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Liberal, atheist, military spouse and nomad transplanted from England to US. Unapologetic swearer. Loathe trolls. Frequent blocker.

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Joined July 2019
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@RepThomasMassie Same energy:
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@portarican_RT When is someone going to sue @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews for their role in over 700,000 dead Americans?
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@BarackObama Heading to spotify right now to create my Obama playlist. ❤
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@RoyalReporter It is easy to make any claim you want when you know the other side won't respond, and nor should they. Let Harry bury himself in lies. He isn't coming out of this looking good. #WilliamtheKing #PrinceWilliamIsAKing
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@KatieDaviscourt Oh good, spreading covid to our vulnerable members of society. Don't pretend you care about people when you cannot do the bare minimum to keep them safe.
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@sesamestreet ❤🧡💛💚💙💜 let's all be better humans. That includes the snowflakes melting down over this post about love and acceptance.
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@EarlOfEnough I'm a Brit in the US, so I think I can see things a little differently: this country is in big trouble. I have lived here on and off since 1981, and the hate and divide is like nothing I have ever seen before. Parts of this country are embracing fascism. Be worried. Turn up. Vote
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@MayraFlores2022 No thanks. I'm not a traitor.
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@sankrant @meenaharris I'll just leave this here.
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@HartwichLaw @ElieNYC @realDonaldTrump This is the perfect gif for this 😂
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@Angry_Staffer The whole thing is awful but the way he was called "son" really pisses me off. That word is steeped in racial history and was used, on purpose,as a racial slur. This was an attack on a black man, who had the sense to drive to a lit location. If he hadn't, he could be dead.
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@GeneralBrnovich Dear god. This is beyond embarrassing, dude.
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@eduardokenya I’m an atheist and only see humanity here. I don’t pray but I certainly respect those that do and especially in circumstances like this. He knows what is about to happen to that town. Awful.
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@thejackhopkins Exactly this. As a former ER nurse and someone who has had a broken NOF and pelvis in a car crash, pain scales mean shit. Comparing pain to the “worst you have ever had” is meaningless. Ask: how do you feel now? How comfortable are you RIGHT NOW? Treat accordingly.
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@WalshFreedom OMG. Stop acting like there was ever a choice. He was always going to be the nominee.
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@Sessler Robert LaMay isn't available for comment at this time.
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@KatiePhang Biscuits and Gravy is disgusting. Beige, stodgy food with no flavor has no place at my breakfast table.
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@Esqueer_ She has guards wherever she goes and they carry wound kits with them because she has been stalked and harassed for years. You have an issue with her wanting to protect her own safety?
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@patriottakes A father who can't do the bare minimum to protect his family.
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@RepCawthorn "Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves."
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@KeneAkers So, MAGA and the @GOP are all upset about Zelenskyvn ot wearing a tie and “disrespecting” POTUS, all the while yelling Let’s Go Brandon and calling him a demented old man. I know which one is disrespectful and it isn’t a wartime President not wearing a tie.
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@WajahatAli Expose his name. He shouldn't hide behind your protection. He doesn't deserve it.
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@benshapiro Isn't this..umm...cancel culture? I thought you hated that?
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@ThomasJCee @netanyahu @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris No, it isn't. It is over. This denial is embarrassing and unpatriotic. You lost.
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@IngrahamAngle You work for Fox "news". Take several seats.
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@Distractify Funny how these rumors suddenly cropped up again after a week of crappy PR for H&M. Not a coincidence at all.
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@willsommer He looks ready for #MealTeamSix
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@judycsharp1 @GOPLeader But they said his name! The horror!!! 😂
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@lb_cabrera @RepKatiePorter Does this mean that Boebert is even more extreme because she has more guns and less books?
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@priscialva So, all he is doing is providing immigrants, who have legally applied to stay I the US, with free transportation to another State? Umm....Immigrants 1, Texas 0 then.
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@gregolear I love this. I worked in McDonald's for years when I was at college. I loved it and it taught me a lot. I value the lessons I learnt there and constantly talk to my children about my time spent working there. People look down on fast food workers but it is a hard and skilled job.
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@billyleemang It was comedy gold. The fact that she thought he was talking about the Vanity Fair after party when he was talking about the classic novel is hilarious.
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@Mediaite This one? Shame the internet is forever.
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@DarrenMcGrady Harry is a grown man. I have no sympathy for him anymore but my heart breaks for his mother's memory and his family still alive. He married an awful self serving narcissist. It is just so sad.
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@ChudsOfTikTok Gawd, watching the last guy was hard. That’s some serious pain in his eyes. 💔
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@Salah23552134 @PopBase There is no such thing as “accidentally “ backhanding someone across the face. Is that how you excuse it in your household?
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@Phil_Lewis_ He needs help. I don't like him or his wife at all but someone needs to step up and get him the help he needs. This is awful to watch.
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@Canellelabelle I find this hilarious. William doesn’t need to be power hungry. Only people who don’t have power are power hungry. William is fully sated.
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@janesports My 13 yr old is like a little old man with his newspaper deliver every Sunday morning. He sits there in his robe and reads it from cover to cover. It cracks me up. It was a gift subscription from his Nana.
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@senatemajldr The unbrainwashed public miss having a true leader in charge.
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@7NewsDC Why hasn't she been arrested? #ArrestAmeliaKing
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@NYMag Well, thank god for that. We haven’t heard enough from him and his wife at all.
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@realTuckFrumper I have a real hard time feeling sorry for them when they all stood around and did nothing.
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@bennyjohnson Remember when Trump couldn’t walk down a ramp on his own?
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@chrischirp Urgh. So over this shit but we will keep doing what we are doing: boostered, masked and limiting contact with family. Many won't though as people are done with this *waves hand* pandemic crap.
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@DrProudman You’ve, rightly, criticized Kanye in the past. Is that because he is black? No, of course not. It is because he is an abuser. People are allowed to dislike Meghan because of HER personality traits and behaviors. That doesn’t make them all racist.
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@RonFilipkowski Good. He knows the rules. He broke them. The military seems to be having some serious issues with service members who think that rules don't apply to them.
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@JasonRHoney @ProFootballTalk The man is a multi millionaire and you think he is one of you and not part of the system?
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@dog_rates I think some serious treats to make amends are in his future.
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@unreMARKLEble It is just embarrassing. We are entering the #RentARoyal era.
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@RexChapman That is extremely satisfying to watch. That Marine didn't miss a beat and kept his bag in his hand. Respect. Semper Fi.
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@mdaixo 24 million now. Crazy. 100 of those are me. 😂
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@SANJOSEMAILMAN No, not for his era. He was groundbreaking. Saying he was overrated is completely ignoring the historical impact he had at the time.
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@ChuffedAF2 @AriDrennen Why send them to InDoCtRiNaTiOn CenTeRs when you can indoctrinate them at home!
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@MollyJongFast The British tabloids are no more a reflection of Britain as Fox and the National Enquirer is a reflection of America.
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@ShelbieKnight @JebraFaushay People who enjoy a drink aren’t automatically alcoholics. What an incredibly stupid and judgmental comment.
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@LadyBofBelsize Truth. They really are their own worse enemy. This just makes him look sad, pathetic, irrelevant and vindictive. It is just embarrassing at this point.
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@RollingStone So many responses failing to realize that Hugh didn’t call her out for her embarrassing mistake. Hugh was referring to the classic novel Vanity Fair and not the after party. That was the cringeworthy part. The rest was just a hilarious response to that.
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@JR42845598 It would’ve been brave to stay and fight for what they believed in. If there was racism, how did running away help? They could have stayed and advocated real change. Instead, they left, threw tantrums, burned bridges and made a mess of everything. They aren’t social warriors.
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@John_Schneider @iheartmindy These D list actors sure like to hang together and stay relevant.
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@regalmonarchist I never get tired of watching this. Do not confuse quietness with weakness.
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@JR42845598 There are some undeniable truths here but what is also undeniable is that Harry has been a grown man for a long time. His behavior now is entirely all his own responsibility and not that of his father’s. He could have changed if he wanted to.
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Thank you #PresidentBiden ! You are amazing! #bidenyear1wins
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New 📽️📽️📽️: #BidenYear1Wins In just one year, President Biden accomplished so much for America, and one of his BIGGEST wins is passing the largest investment into clean water our country has ever seen!
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@ipsosus Ok but...
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@davidmweissman I internally roll my eyes and then ask them what and who their sources are. That usually stumps them. No point arguing with them or trying to convince them:
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@lavern_spicer Bwahahahaha...sure, Jan.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr If you or any of your family had ever served, you would know that a plethora of vaccines are already mandatory.
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@benshapiro She is right. This is nothing but jingoistic fetishism. It is embarrassing and gross.
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@Shelliekat @MonicaLewinsky I wonder what will happen when these people wake up from the cult that they are in? Do you think they will be embarrassed? Have remorse? Cos one day they will realize how badly conned they were by a reality tv star.
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@DiamondandSilk Zirconia and Polyester are the epitome of this.
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@GMA Whose truth?
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@Marston4ca42 If this was someone yelling Allah Akbar at the end of the flight, I know what the reaction from the Right would be.
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@LairdOfTheManor No one who knows anything about Megs and her army of trolls is surprised by this.
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@Into_TheWilds @craiglg1 @Evie73362734 @BBCBreaking Welcome to the real world where choices have consequences.
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@rjmyers Good. William wants no part of Harry’s PR stunt.
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@svershbow I have a rescue, who is my devoted shadow, she has all kinds of issues. On meds for really bad anxiety and still barks at my husband after 3 yrs, but he is super patient with her and we love her. She is very hard work but that's ok. She is loved and has a home.
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@heckyessica I see that truck and I draw this parallel:
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@RobinLynnKing2 Then there is too:
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The #SussexSquad are truly the most horrible, nasty, bitchy and vitriolic group of twisted excuses for humanity.
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Hey @X @Support @elonmusk @XSecurity You need to do something about these absolute vial attacks against the RF and the lies and slander that they spew. This is unacceptable. The #SussexSquad are beyond despicable.
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@guelphgirlchris No and I’m sick of people denying the obvious and saying that she “is just expressing herself” as if that’s a good thing here. She is clearly in need of some mental health support and it does her an injustice to pretend otherwise. Where are her people??
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@WhiteHouse Well done! Unfucking all the things.
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@sage1411 Her speech will be the usual word salad of buzz words and meaningless phrases. She will say exactly nothing using as many words as possible.
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@JonnyRoot_ This is a photo of a man who spends way too long blow drying his hair and crying about not being masculine enough. I know Kelsey threatens you and he should. 😂
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@FlashReport She was vocal antivaxxer and antimandate. Oh, the irony.
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@travis_view I love how some of them are hiding their faces. They have every reason to be embarrassed.
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