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Joined January 2013
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We Interviewed @BTS_twt And Learned Some Fun Facts About This Global K-Pop Sensation #BTS #Kpop
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How to keep track of your pet turtle: http://t.co/PkMoHbmbHY
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"Sir, do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Cthulhu?" http://t.co/AGtUjw9OpS
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We need more people like this in the world. http://t.co/kIMsIpQB3D
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I could play that game all day http://t.co/g7Uj1PZAwX
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Must...not...cry http://t.co/EaSz7WZzyX
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A religious group's pamphlet. They got the texts mixed up so it looks like Jesus doesn't have time for you. http://t.co/r8yJpkWhGv
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Good morning book nerds! http://t.co/H5NBpMyGfj
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Puppy found in combat: before and after http://t.co/IEvbWmb0Z1
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Italians save the day once again http://t.co/bU7hXh18E6
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Happy holidays! http://t.co/MhFLrEEDBo
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Stickin' it to the man, the best way a dog can. http://t.co/lE3XCm7lNb
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Slash on One Direction: http://t.co/HpaY5CSbT0
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This is driving me crazy. http://t.co/uYZlG5dk1e
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Rest in Peace, legend http://t.co/VG9n4kO5Fb
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Josh Hutcherson is a BOSS. http://t.co/tQkJ1bMDnO
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Husband in pug shirt, pug in husband shirt. http://t.co/8vwoU4fOgz
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Jerry, don't be a diva http://t.co/NolDxd5SVS
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Kiss under the missiletoe <3 http://t.co/j7TY4n9Qur
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This blew my mind http://t.co/KQJJdPBXvC
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Unfortunate placement of these 2 stores... http://t.co/XAQRCUUlF8
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The hardest part of being in a biracial relationship is taking a picture together. http://t.co/yDN1LGyJB0
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Hey, it's an honest mistake. http://t.co/jmacsrGQYB
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Tell me this kid got extra credit. http://t.co/izwkn9cNjq
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D'aww so romantic! http://t.co/NJlYTBSVGv
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The answer is YES. This tiny fluffy bunny is real. http://t.co/KfzH3pxxCQ
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Glad to see that military training paid off http://t.co/RZhhIWDED1
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This is how the University of Minnesota Golden Gophers distract the opposing team http://t.co/9hecJqUiRi
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I didn't sea that one coming. http://t.co/U4kGK6WGgp
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This regenerative candle makes a new one as it melts. http://t.co/xPLNs5FwA0
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Sweetest gangsta ever! http://t.co/D4OLd3QnmB
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This is Bull. Genetically, he's simultaneously a black lab and a yellow lab. The result is extremely adorable. http://t.co/RbuPlz17Vv
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Do I hear wedding bells? http://t.co/6RaR1dpe3Q
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Macklemore in ten years... http://t.co/fHpm0veIuo
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You can imagine how good it tastes http://t.co/M86AXDu9X5
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If everyone played Pokemon, the world would be a better place. http://t.co/g5Y1EEyZtr
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CHILDHOOD RESTORED http://t.co/ILhTXaKgCU
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This was found at a local dog beach today :') http://t.co/7LpfgoCocP
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America's favorite gay man http://t.co/uHAdaiATik
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Get this man a patent at once. http://t.co/UtCL6IhsMX
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Queen Elizabeth II after googling what #PrinceOfPegging means 😬
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That comparison is the definition of poetry. http://t.co/f6JDWnLAtQ
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"Human, I require your assistance." http://t.co/Ce9ey7Ic6w
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1. Lie down 2. Try not to cry 3. Cry a lot :'( http://t.co/wFGwhjDZMm
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This is epic on so many levels. http://t.co/WVU8TzAj7R
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There are two kinds of horses in the world... http://t.co/FI4OFiafAU
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Everyone, meet Mewbacca. http://t.co/jtIY4qgB6n
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This is so, so unfortunately true. http://t.co/OH8k96SMyD
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Relationship status: It's complicated http://t.co/j44A0yfDc0
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This guy's troll skill is legendary. http://t.co/gK5a8R9HRC
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Where's Smokey when you need him?! http://t.co/3WlEIn1VA8
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This is how Raleigh, NC handles 2.5" of snow. http://t.co/MyM0og1ieq
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A message for anyone who feels lost today: http://t.co/gcbgygESjZ
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Who knew dentists could be so inspirational? http://t.co/zPowTXYvxF
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How did he post the comment http://t.co/soY6bwXL49
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Someone didn't think this through. http://t.co/BCLyaTcvwy
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The officer who arrested Justin Bieber. A true hero. http://t.co/kjNXdLDyLx
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You can practically taste the life time of resentment. http://t.co/6IiU6YREpD
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The definition of masculinity. http://t.co/qw1ylZGpxi
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"Let me see if it was good" http://t.co/LrzxzH2uWp
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Must..hold...back...the..tears http://t.co/jLJ7FeEQKP
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This is beautiful. http://t.co/O9Ho8VnpFo
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If only making friends was this easy... http://t.co/KWAdx6AuxZ
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Just a baby goat smiling at you. Have a nice day! http://t.co/sP9vRgyoxR
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Alcohockey - the Canadian variation of beer pong. http://t.co/7BF4KLAf2W
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Epic review of a $1600 pair of shoes: http://t.co/Q80ivtFwS3
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The award-winning cast of Lord of the Rings. http://t.co/IbK1KIo42l
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Worth the read! http://t.co/X8mQ2lW63I
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I bet that movie is peachy http://t.co/D07Uj6K40D
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I present to you Leonardo Brocapio and Brobey Maguire http://t.co/3V8VNBmqZ0
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High school English in a nutshell: http://t.co/nABfpdCxAB
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Here's how to end 2013 with a bang. http://t.co/T9mqOLI2yu
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10 points to Gryffindor :') http://t.co/wdCPGSPTTn
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The loss of a Facebook friend is worth the amount of laughs you will get from clicking enter. http://t.co/ndGLj4p1a0
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How to support someone who's depressed... Brilliant. http://t.co/ZkmDNkQVJO
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Wow, I can't believe I never learned this in history class. http://t.co/cs1Go3im8n
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College then vs. now: http://t.co/7iTFJEvOXE
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I feel bad for the guy who has to mop this up. http://t.co/O670SUzlZb
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This little guy is ready for winter http://t.co/5kgJMwsVxY
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Let's not forget they also killed themselves http://t.co/VyTcwLf6W0
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Unless she's into that http://t.co/nO1hzp5n3W
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Here's the happiest goat in the world, just in case you were having a bad day! http://t.co/wVAoBzu1q4
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It's always the right time for a dad joke. http://t.co/bOVfpi3Fjs
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