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Triumphant Brohemian. Fueled by White Claw and Zyn. Your sister’s worst nightmare. Don’t let the shit post get you upset.

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@thechosenberg I can sympathize with the wife, but sometimes in marriage and relationships you have to suck up your pride and realize that your partner isn’t cheating on you or leaving you by having contact with an ex.
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@thechosenberg Sounds like middle school to me
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@mSanterre @RoofOnTheHouse @haykeye13 @TheSeanGoodwin @thechosenberg “Should I go back to work” literally yes my god. Mans is spending 16-18 hours a day away from home god forbid he scrolls reels on the couch after a day like that. No allegations of abuse towards her or the kids it just sounds like she’s mad he isn’t giving her more attention
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@SenWarren @realDonaldTrump Is it hard evidence Liz? Have the servers ever been looked at by mueller’s team? Has he interviewed Jillian Assange? Will these 12 Russians ever face a jury so we can know the truth?
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@growing_daniel Zhao evidently doesn’t realize that Alaska is basically Siberia and like good luck invading???
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@StoicinMN @thechosenberg They always end up working around kids. It’s why instances of child sexual abuse are highest in schools, churches and after school programs. The abusers go to where kids are. Similar to the reasons schools get shot up and not police stations.
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@Montel_Williams @kylamb8 @RonDeSantisFL You guys lost the argument a long time ago. Cope
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@thechosenberg It’s a pretty decent joke
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@dyingscribe “Killed and ate my first pig” ?????
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@IlhanMN Sweetheart you are a member of a bicameral congress in a representative republic. Not a democracy. Maybe that wasn’t in the citizenship test material
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@ModelSupplies @SenWarren @realDonaldTrump You clearly don’t realize that was a rhetorical question, and missed the picture because bob’s former fbi underling made the conclusion for the fbi and the fbi has never to this day, looked at the servers and done their own forensics. AAAAAND crowdstrike was overtly anti trump
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I’m sure some people think this is extreme, but mutually assured destruction as a policy to force detente has its merits. There has to be a reasonable expectation of cost in the form of pain, or the abuse won’t stop
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@thechosenberg Day of the rope for that marriage lol
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@SunSentinel Here for the ratio
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@skooookum Got her ass
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@BridgetPhetasy One is real
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@SantoniUrsela @mkraju Except his wife flies private.
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@acymetric @thechosenberg Yea I just can’t imagine lmao
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@SlurAbstainer Is this actually real?
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@hunterzorro2 @SCOTUSblog Are you on drugs, this expands personal liberty, it doesn’t restrict it
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@smittie61984 @Neoavatara @BridgetPhetasy @tomselliott @JoeBiden They also forget about “just some rice farmers with ak47’s”
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@memeticsisyphus They always go to “your a boot licker” when they do t have a good response
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@oliverdarcy Cool now do msnbc
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@Idyll_Dream @RNCResearch “Siri what is credited with expanding and stabilizing global human food production?”
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@thechosenberg Yes. Castration or life in an asylum. Death penalty for abusing a child. The only 3 viable options.
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@eigenrobot They’ve been arguing for 6 weeks ?!?
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@nooneanywher3 @WillyMacShow @demisaysstuff You want to publicly protest you cannot be doxxed
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@KyleKashuv It almost seems fake, its such a clear example of real abuse. Where did this come from?
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@hayleefremont @mellybysea @thechosenberg @FBI Cool, yall can be pedophiles if you want, in this country we will continue to stigmatize and marginalize them
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@SethDavisHoops @elonmusk He just paid 12 billion dollars in taxes.
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@savannarchy_ @thechosenberg Do you know the statistics on divorce? lol I think its safe to say that you’re a contributor to the “50% of marriages end in divorce statistic” because of you’re clearly misaligned decision making rubric.
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@nocertainlynot Such a weird tweet tbh. Tate bros need desperately to feel their mother’s love
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@JohnBrennan Yea the trail leads right to you and the other three letter agencies leadership using the great power of the surveillance state against political opponents in the greatest breach of public trust in American history
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@rwanitwt 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@losers_of_05 @BornAKang There are only 7 HP BOOKS you illiterate 😭
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@sailaunderscore It’s funny that he’s ascribing all of Chan culture to “incels” because its the most potent pejorative he can come up with
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@ABCPolitics @MarthaRaddatz Weird cuz 2 weeks ago he said no Christmas
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@mattyglesias The Al Jazeera is sending me hahaha
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@thechosenberg This is a pretty damn big step to make without consulting him. It’s fair to assume there are larger communication problems, and that he has some culpability in that, but the question at hand is whether he can be upset at her unilateral decision here.
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@brianros1 @SeanTrende Brother I’m begging you to log off the bird app and go outside into the real world
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@politicalmath This is just an insane take. She’s posturing. She just won by 10 points and will be like 75 next time she’s up for election. If she loses because a judge was one of 5 who did their job, then it’s well worth it for the cause
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@MaryEllenKlas @GovRonDeSantis Why do you feel the need to lie Mary Ellen?
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We need a complete and total shutdown of white women until we figure out what the hell is going on
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@Whey_standard @politicalmath So you think George Floyd and parkland were local crime stories?
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@ChuckRossDC @ChuckGrassley Couldn’t grassley get him to answer on recusal re: his son in law’s education consultancy
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@Nodicepervert @thechosenberg Found the person who unironically says the word “MAP” as though it’s a legitimate medical affliction
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@kathygriffin @AriFleischer Kathy, we’re old enough to remember the precedent, seeing as it happened 3 days ago, are you guilty of playing partisan politics
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@ArtistGailS @wiley_wabbitt @MikeBennett21 @paulsperry_ You think he sits there and reads page after page? He already gave barr the power to declassify whatever he sees fit in relation to 2016 and DoJ
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@AaronParnas Aaron, care to share some of these texts (that definitely aren’t from your in laws) with identifying info cropped out?
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@lillybilly299 And many of the people in jail for drugs are in there on drug charges but had other more serious crimes/charges dropped because drug possession and distribution is easier to prove with sufficient minimum sentences
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@fred_martinek @MattWalshBlog @lucyricardo079 He didn’t get hit with a fire extinguisher, that’s a lie from a month ago babe
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Reading between the lines: this means he wants to use the state monopoly on force to violate property rights, not unlike his progressive brethren are trying to leverage by taking over various college campuses around the country
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I'm actually vocally in favor of increasing the amount of affordable housing in affluent suburbs. It's literally been the first policy priority on my campaign site since day one.
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@jessesingal Ilmatic and it’s not particularly close
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@LRH_Superfan He’s ready to start a new crusade over no beer
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@yashar Why not just wait lol. She’s been right about russian conspiracy the whole time, I’m sorry this is happening to you
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@ProfMJCleveland @clairlemon She’s admitting that she is opposed to abortion, on both a personal level and based on science and logic, but her politics refuse to let her utter such a take
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@Sheilby24 @mkraju Now do planned parenthood
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@mollyfprince @libsoftiktok Not to mention a super privileged government employee
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@Whey_standard @politicalmath The narrator: “ he means they fit the preferred grand narrative so he can justify those”
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@SenatorThurston Oh come off it. Let’s not hold accountable those whom were directly in charge of safety and security in the face of several red flags
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@jeff82874662 The ones who can’t find men are the problem. There is no shortage of good men looking for wives. It’s not a sexist thing, it’s that these cases are always because of her problems.
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@Slatzism Isn’t it problematic enough that there are dresses being made in children’s sizes like this?
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Yes.
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@oliverdarcy Why couldn’t she answer such an easy question Oliver?
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@eigenrobot “Knowledge is stored in the balls” hahah ok grandpa im taking your viagra away
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@aesthethicchoe @mSanterre @RoofOnTheHouse @haykeye13 @TheSeanGoodwin @thechosenberg All the more reason for her to go get a job. Depending on what kind of job she can get, but her venting on Reddit is just gross. It’s generally an attention ploy but she’s also seeking validation from strangers on the internet. It almost reads as if she’s gonna use the
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@lethalrejection His fit is drippy
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@ElbridgeColby I wonder who underwrote the relative period of peace in Europe?
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@silkglassea @cokeandcustard @RachelsBirds @thechosenberg I think it’s a fair thing to plug into your calculus on the matter, it could be looked at as opening Pandora’s box. But does that outweigh the guilt you might feel from not talking to her on her deathbed? In society we give last rites and meals to capital criminals who are
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@TrumpsTaxes @KirvinMoesquit Brother your account is named after Trump’s taxes
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@Littlelion1776 @hunterzorro2 @SCOTUSblog So move then. SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED. Pretty straightforward there hoss
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@eyeslasho @taco121241 Hahahaha just say you hate Trump and will stomach Biden you goofball holy shit
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@politicalmath They’re just doing the “no he’s worse than hitler and he’s worse than trump”. They will write some variation of this article every week for the next 10 years
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@G65067786 @CarolinaBoy83 @barstoolsports Dog the boosters spend money on the football program, because they want to football team to do well and win. It’s completely removed from the academic situation at the college
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@ckanal @oliverdarcy Missing the point for 400, Alex
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@thechosenberg Her sisters weight over 135 and are under 5’5”. That’s the info I’m getting based on some rough proxies. Are they’re insufferable prudes. Either way stay mad ladies instead of building up your “sister”
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@MsHohenzollern @ZaidJilani Go outside and touch grass ma’am
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@wanyeburkett I have a buddy whose son moved to a commune in Oregon. They STILL have to interact with the capitalist system for things like medicine and some, not all food. Also building materials to repair their structures. One of the members drives a truck delivering mail on a rural USPS
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@SaraK8M8 @michaelmalice Oh I thought that was Nancy pelosi, silly me
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@damintoell Yea forgive me for not taking the daily beast at face value. The Mac repair shop owner tried multiple times to give it to the fbi for free, they ended up taking the laptop with a grand jury subpoena after a year. @adamhousley reported on this at the time.
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@Demosthenes54 @GoSkunkBearGo @KenGardner11 @TheJadeGamer Buddy all of the authority for original classification flows through the only elected member of the executive branch, the president. He can declassify anything and everything and every agency classified under his authority
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@thechosenberg There’s no frame of reference around how much meat is supposed to be “double”
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“actually, the whole point of the video is her dancing like she doesn’t care”
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@DeanObeidallah It’s a great weekend to go to the shooting range. I’ll let off a few on your behalf 😘
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@conor64 I’m sorry this is happening to you. Maybe give @benshapiro ‘s show a listen if you really can’t wrap your head around it
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@JonahDispatch It doesn’t need to be defended. I literally couldn’t care less. We get that you lot think it’s unbecoming but spare me when they call him literally hitler everyday and feign some penumbras constitutional responsibility to impeach him for orange man bad.
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@Daniel_Sweeney Race neutral is anti black? Cope and seethe
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@wesyang I’d have pointed that out the second he tried to accuse me of anti semitism….”you were at Shabas at my house last week you fuckin tool”
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@Aristos_Revenge Now this is can get behind. Send stancil to the salt mines
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@BuzzFeedNews This is the opposite of what the report says
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@aaronhuertas Here for the ratio my man
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