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@pushw8

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yes hello. boats on land. lowkey locksmith. down ombudsman. lucrative larcen

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@pushw8
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2 years
How do you as a man go to the doctor and let them touch and talk to you like that?
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9 months
wyd in this situation?
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@pushw8
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3 years
@lee1221lee12 @barstoolsports Alanis Morisette is so absurd of a thing for you to write here
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3 years
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3 years
@bunkbedsurvivor pussy tasting like pepsi
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3 years
@ConditorCancri @MuskTillDawn 🎶daddy would you like some sau-sa-ges🎵
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9 months
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@pushw8
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2 years
On the orgasm spectrum
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@pushw8
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2 years
Summer gonna be different
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@pushw8
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3 years
@lees12 @SamBlades7 @Ciara_Knight chris lees: dog dick inspector
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@pushw8
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1 year
Will you watch him while I go smoke?
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@pushw8
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2 years
Hey guys that smoke weed, Let’s hear more about that weed
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@pushw8
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4 years
@katieporteroc @blaireerskine @KKTreseder THE Katie Porter jus hoppin in here all nonchalant-like is life giving
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@pushw8
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1 year
I’m about to show you what these 20 push-ups been doing
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3 years
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@pushw8
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3 years
@TheSharkPunch @ericlach hi ben this seems weird. are you feeling weird?
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@pushw8
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11 months
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@pushw8
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1 year
A thing about some of my tweets is that they are all very fucking stupid
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1 year
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@pushw8
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2 years
Little Bear’s mom a real woman built for the wilderness. I know we looking at the same moon
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@pushw8
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2 years
Changing into sadder clothes for therapy because of where we left off last time
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3 years
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@pushw8
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2 years
Withdrawing consent from bad head is self care
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@pushw8
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2 years
After couples fuck they should have to walk around the block one time holding hands so we know
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@pushw8
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1 year
My fav herb is watermelon bc it makes my hog go crazy
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@pushw8
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7 months
You’re in her dms I’m about to take her jocks off
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@pushw8
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3 years
@FoiegrasStyle @GKuhlenschmidt I am too dumb brained to tell if this is a lemonparty joke but it gets a full-throated like from me just the same
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@pushw8
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2 years
Shout out to all the lambs for being so sacrificial
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@pushw8
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7 months
DIY pringles can pocket pussy save me Save me DIY pringles can pocket pussy
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@pushw8
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1 year
What fast food chain has the best pussy?
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@pushw8
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2 years
They should make a candy and put weed marijuana in it
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@pushw8
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2 years
What do mailmen think about all day bro
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@pushw8
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2 years
Dudes into feet haven’t heard of the pussy yet
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2 years
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@pushw8
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2 years
Using computers to get really into online
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@pushw8
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2 years
U up, your honor?
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@pushw8
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1 year
DMX uses google for the first time (2012)
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@pushw8
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1 year
Are we finding love in a hopeless place rn bro
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@pushw8
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3 years
@JohnAugust87 @IHateNYT This is my 92 grandma. Leaves lipstick on everything and denies it always
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@pushw8
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3 years
Half and half. Half coffee half orange juice
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@pushw8
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2 years
For Mondays
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@pushw8
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2 years
Oh wow that’s so cool (disgusted)
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@pushw8
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10 months
Your parents were like let’s have sex and make a sad idiot
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@pushw8
chode dahl
3 years
@KelgoreTrout Leftover pizza is such a weird concept to me. I simply do not stop eating it until I have finished the box it came in as well
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1 year
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@pushw8
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3 years
@ThatBoyMim @kamilaxo @MILFWEEED I cringed too hard at this
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@pushw8
chode dahl
2 years
Real recognize real.!
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@pushw8
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1 month
wyd in this situation r u partying
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@pushw8
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2 years
Get you somebody that can do both
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@pushw8
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2 years
When I’m quirked up that’s the real me babe
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@pushw8
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1 year
Drakes head still has its soft spot
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11 months
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@pushw8
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1 year
You aren’t even real. Your a thing on my phone
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@pushw8
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1 year
The typa shit I’m on this weekend
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@pushw8
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6 months
Sorry if my drip goes hard
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@pushw8
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8 months
They are letting me live más in my enclosure
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3 years
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@pushw8
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1 year
Sorry. I thought you were the hand that feeds me
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@pushw8
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3 years
@ActNormalOrElse @rickywright4566 LOL “bUt BuT bUt SoMe Of Us PlAyEd WiTh BaSeBaLls In HiGhScHoOl.”
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@pushw8
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3 years
@rjopsonphoto @funder @Scaramucci hmmm ...looking at this tweet more like a dick and not so much a richard me thinks
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@pushw8
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1 year
Don’t bite the finger that blasts you.
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@pushw8
chode dahl
2 years
Happy memorial day. Moonwalk on them hoes king
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5 months
Can I come over and concern you
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@pushw8
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9 months
I’m done with roommates bruh
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@pushw8
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2 years
…Fiveskin, Sixskin
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@pushw8
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2 years
Anxiety is the thinking mans exercise
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2 months
if you even care
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2 years
They made me call my hog a penis at the doctors office
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@pushw8
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2 years
Inside your trunk are two subwoofers
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@pushw8
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4 months
The men on the titanic stayed behind for one last goon sesh
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@pushw8
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9 months
They say I’m one of the Pounding Fathers
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3 years
@rickywright4566 @ActNormalOrElse That’s you slow reacting to 98 unleaded gassing past you
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@pushw8
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2 years
(Compulsively lying) so true bestie
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@pushw8
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2 years
A man who masturbates himself off
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@pushw8
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2 years
My wife thinks she caught me with a lip of tobacco but it was bacon and now I have a choose your fight adventure on my hands
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@pushw8
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8 months
We used to live in a fucking society
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@pushw8
chode dahl
3 years
@KelgoreTrout what a bleak and barren world this is. “whats good yall its e-day! don’t forget to like, subscribe, and turn on notifs” fuck
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@pushw8
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3 years
@DoorDash_Help @Baileymoon15 we all think you did it, jordan. and we are all deeply, deeply disappointed in you -chode
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@pushw8
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2 years
Me and the homies have noticed a dip in your vibes bro is your swag alright
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2 years
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1 year
When ludacris said he has hoes in different area codes I started to see him for who he really is. An adulterer.
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2 years
The American Diabetes Association just named me a certified sweetie
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2 years
Someday Im @going to do a tweet and so many people will like it
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@pushw8
chode dahl
2 years
Babe Ruth not hot enough for that nickname they were clowning his ass
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3 years
@freshhel this could be you but he’s playing
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3 years
@RicoSuaveJD @thehill @MarshaBlackburn Imagine trying to define what mitch and the gang did as anything but court packing
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@pushw8
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2 years
The thing about twitter is it’s really important and to always be taken seriously
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@pushw8
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2 years
In the wintertime, it’s not the lack of sunlight that makes you so sad it’s the lack of regular meaningful interaction with insects
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@pushw8
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2 years
David felt funny after the dentist and you monsters laughed and laughed
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@pushw8
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2 years
Haters will literally correct you’re grammar on here
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@pushw8
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2 years
France lowkey with it
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@pushw8
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11 months
Men don’t even understand how emasculating stepping up into their trucks is looking
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2 years
Tibetan throat singing into her pussy
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