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Ciara Knight

10 years

The postman told me he's off to Spain tomorrow so I asked was he going to Parcelona and he ignored what I believe to be my best joke of 2014

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Ciara Knight

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6 years

RONNIE FROM JERSEY SHORE DID A MATERNITY PHOTO SHOOT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND AND THIS IS ONE OF THE PHOTOGRAPHS THAT THEY PAID REAL MONEY FOR

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Ciara Knight

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3 years

Dads when they see someone reversing

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Ciara Knight

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2 years

Got rejected for A Place In The Sun 🙁

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Ciara Knight

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3 months

Always the most clapped shit on Facebook Marketplace and unfortunately I need it

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Ciara Knight

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3 years

Was walking past a group of teens carrying a carton of milk and one of them said ‘Alright milk’. Sublime work. Short and to the point. Absolutely bodied.

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Ciara Knight

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4 years

Yeah I’m a gamer

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Ciara Knight

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5 years

I’m livid

CBS News

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5 years

Kanye West wants to change his name to "Christian Genius Billionaire"

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Ciara Knight

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8 years

I thought you could only be pregnant with a baby so this comes as very exciting news

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

4 years

In the interest of public morale, we are reducing the price of Freddos - effective immediately

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

7 years

The truth hurts

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Ciara Knight

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5 years

The Queen is dead certain Freddos are overpriced

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

7 years

. @FoxNews WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL US HOW THE FOXES ARE

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Ciara Knight

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7 years

What idiot decided to call it the #ComeyTestimony instead of James and the Giant Impeach?

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

4 years

An Actimel is just a Yop that went to Trinity

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Ciara Knight

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3 years

The lil look you give the staff when your checkout says HELP IS COMING

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Ciara Knight

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7 years

Worth it

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Ciara Knight

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5 years

Why is this scene an exact replica of every time I've gone into Lush

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Ciara Knight

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3 years

First Pancake Tuesday without Fungie. Always the hardest.

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Ciara Knight

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3 years

The Last Straw #LoveIsland

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Ciara Knight

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6 years

Have spent the entire day laughing at this guy with three hands on #TheApprentice

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Ciara Knight

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7 years

Really moving footage of #BigBen 's final bongs for four years

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Ciara Knight

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10 months

The iPhone could never

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Ciara Knight

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6 years

That new Arctic Monkeys album tracklist looks good

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Ciara Knight

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5 years

Idiots, I got mine for like €90

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5 years

Breaking: Google buys Fitbit for $2.1 billion

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Ciara Knight

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4 years

If Rachel McAdams doesn’t call her baby Tar then what is the actual point

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Ciara Knight

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8 years

I'm begging of you please don't take my man

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Ciara Knight

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4 years

I don’t know why I made this and I’m sorry

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Ciara Knight

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2 years

Ffs I thought this was the new Bond movie

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

3 years

Stuart Lidl

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

7 years

WHY DO THEY USE MICROPHONES ON LIP SYNC BATTLE

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7 years

What's on your mind?

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Ciara Knight

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7 years

Hairdresser crashed into my car earlier. Told her it was perfect, exactly what I wanted and I really liked what she did with the front

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Ciara Knight

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2 years

First platinum jubilee without Fungie, always the hardest

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Ciara Knight

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11 months

First Bank of Ireland ATM glitch without Fungie. Always the hardest.

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

4 years

Leap day is just a fake holiday created by greedy corporates to sell more Leap cards. Don’t fall for it.

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

4 years

My next task as EU Trade Commissioner was to reduce the price of Freddos but you’ve all fucked it now haven’t you

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

1 year

I'm gonna have enough Boots clubcard points to get a free mascara

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1 year

tweet it into existence 🌐

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Ciara Knight

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4 years

Spotify gets me

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Ciara Knight

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6 years

@robdelaney

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Ciara Knight

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15 days

It was this or a house and sometimes you just have to follow your heart

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Ciara Knight

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4 months

If anyone needs a comment from the world’s cheapest cow I am available

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4 months

The world's most expensive cow was sold in Brazil for around $4.8 million.

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Ciara Knight

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1 year

Third Pancake Tuesday without Fungie. Always the hardest.

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

5 years

Gonna be stripped of my blue tick and frankly it’ll be worth it because I’ve had a good time and that’s all that matters

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

8 years

If Blake Lively doesn't call her new baby Fairly then what is the actual point

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Ciara Knight

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8 years

If Janet Jackson doesn't call her new baby 'Imsorrymiss' then what is the actual point.

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Ciara Knight

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6 years

EP lineup looks class

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Ciara Knight

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5 years

How many cloves of garlic should you use when the recipe says one

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Ciara Knight

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5 years

*to the tune of smelly cat* deli rat, deli rat

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

3 years

He looks just like her

Mirror Celeb

@MirrorCeleb

3 years

Ex-EastEnders star Patsy Palmer shares rare snap of son as he turns 21 in Malibu

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Ciara Knight

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3 years

First Kardashian engagement since Fungie died. Always the hardest.

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

3 years

The opposite of Matt Hancock is Glossy Footvagina

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

5 years

Rami Malek always looks like he's trying to subtly dislodge a bit of communion that's stuck to the roof of his mouth

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

5 years

Never be tricked into thinking that your vote doesn’t count

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

7 years

I am horrified about the recent revelations within the influencer community and will be sharing my personal thoughts on the matter at my meetup next weekend, tickets €72.50 plus booking fee. Ticket does not guarantee entry. Ts & Cs apply. Always read the label. Mmm Danone.

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Ciara Knight

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4 years

First Christmas without Fungie. Always the hardest.

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Ciara Knight

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7 years

Reassuring words from our head of state in these uncertain times #Ophelia

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@Ciara_Knight

7 years

Come and have a sit down, your mum and I want to talk to you about something #BattleForNumber10

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

7 years

@KensingtonRoyal Some alternative backdrops for your consideration

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

3 years

Good morning to the lady frisbeeing tortillas into the canal

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Ciara Knight

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4 years

If Ed Sheeran doesn't call his baby Sheep then what is the actual point

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Ciara Knight

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7 years

Please will someone just let Kate Middleton go for a wee she is bursting

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Ciara Knight

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4 years

I mean if anyone was to name their kid Blanket it should've been Nicolas Sarkozy

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Ciara Knight

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7 years

There are no purer members of society than the ones in Lidl that let you go ahead of them at the till because you've only got a few bits

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Ciara Knight

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11 days

Off the back of the platty joobs and cozzie livs, can we call the Labour majority the labia majora?

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Ciara Knight

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3 years

First daylight savings without Fungie. Always the hardest.

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Ciara Knight

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1 year

aw man not another ukulele apology

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11 months

Were you allowed do what you wanted growing up or was your

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Ciara Knight

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7 years

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Ciara Knight

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7 years

Me: This payday will be different, I'm not going to waste my money on stupid things I don't need Also Me:

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Ciara Knight

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6 years

Say it ain't so I will not go Turn the lights off

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Ciara Knight

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7 years

The inventor of autocorrect has died. May he ripe

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2 years

First Queen’s death without Fungie. Always the hardest.

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6 years

Floored by the commitment to the joke here, where they’ve vandalised both the English and Irish word so that everyone can be involved

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

6 years

Why do they always ask for your boarding card when you buy something in the airport like yeah fair play Declan you caught me, I snuck in so I could feel the high that comes with paying €8 for a bottle of water

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Ciara Knight

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7 years

I have eaten the holy infant Forgive me it was so tender But also very mild

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

7 years

There's only 94 calories in a caramel Freddo

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Ciara Knight

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4 years

Happy to jump on a Zoom if that helps :)

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

7 years

Found this guy completely passed out in the park. PLEASE keep an eye out for penguins in this heat. He was very very lucky today

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Ciara Knight

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5 years

Five years ago I saw this unforgivable missed opportunity and I still think about it every day

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Ciara Knight

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9 years

"Sorry about your crucifixion and all but TEA TOWELS GET YOUR COMMEMORATIVE TEA TOWELS" http://t.co/3oddDNP7dB

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Ciara Knight

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4 years

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5 years

Amanda Holden isn't as romantic as her brother Hand

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Ciara Knight

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7 years

DJ Calvin Harris

Eric Alper 🎧

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Your DJ name is "DJ" + your biggest fear. Who are you?

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Ciara Knight

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8 years

Fair City is way more interesting if you add subtitles from 50 Shades of Grey

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Ciara Knight

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7 years

@Harry_Styles

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6 years

OMFG WE DID IT

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5 years

Shame Idris Elba didn't call any of his kids Youdontknowyourarsefromyour

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7 years

Easily the most far-fetched part of the Bible is Jesus having 12 close friends in his 30s.

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Ciara Knight

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4 years

Best vandalism I ever saw was during the Tall Ships festival in Waterford when someone just wrote TALL SHIPS ME BOLLIX on a wall. Simple, concise and affecting. I think about it often.

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Ciara Knight

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6 years

She's gone too far this time

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Ciara Knight

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3 years

Dog curry crisps? Britain is sick

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Ciara Knight

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4 years

Lorde’s surname is Blessusandsaveus

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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

7 years

For my 5th bday I specifically requested that my sister couldn't sit at the party table and my parents, whom are savages, honoured it

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Ciara Knight

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7 years

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠 　 🐸🐸🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 👇🏽 🐸 🐸👇🏽 　 🐸 🐸 　 🐸 🐸 　 👢 👢 Howdy. I'm the sheriff of Freddos. Reduce the price.

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Ciara Knight

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7 years

Irish people never tell you their age. Aois to their own, I guess.

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Ciara Knight

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6 years

John Tucker Must Die was such a misleading title. At no point did the girls intend to kill him, they merely wanted to publicly humiliate him and break his heart as he did to them Airport Security: I meant anything to declare in your luggage.

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Ciara Knight

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7 years

When you pull an all-nighter #GE2017

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