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1 year
@dianessunflower "In Cantonese or Mandarin?" What a flex.
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1 year
@ylomii @servestoreCEO As a woman’s vagina..? No.
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5 years
@cindymccain What this means is, "I am privileged enough to stay silent and not support @realDonaldTrump 's eventual opponent because my family and I are white enough and rich enough to be just fine if he gets reelected."
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1 year
@aidanthereup She was definitely impressed by the joke and then remembered she was on camera.
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@TheeAnxiousGay Exactly what the "But her emails" people did.
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2 years
@ArthurDelaneyHP And did you respond? Did you follow up? Did you do your job?
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1 year
@Smorgasboredom Don't forget about her.
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5 years
@ABC The bigger story here should be why any hospital bill should be $1 million.
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11 months
@Kaliebud It was in Tina Fey's memoir.
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2 years
@igorbobic Can Dems please put this in an ad? @TheDemocrats
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2 years
@SIfill_ Does she think Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was an actual medical doctor, or..?
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7 months
@alex_abads "I hope my husband comes home soon" How the hell is he gonna get inside the house with all that?!
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2 years
@BriW74 @WhoresofYore Yes and it would have been the best thing ever.
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2 years
@ElieNYC Ok I hate him with a passion but I think he’s saying that Brown v Board overturned Plessy’s horrible decision even though it was precedent… right?
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4 months
@davidmackau Like… what?
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2 years
@SenatorRomney No one is asking what your beliefs are..? And anyway, same-sex marriage exists - with or without your belief in it.
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1 year
@notcapnamerica People didn't like her because she dared to speak her mind and gave the hosts right back what they gave her.
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1 year
@brianschatz Maybe people are trying to be respectful to hold hotel rooms open for displaced people who need shelter...? Like we all got told to cancel Maui trips because it would be using up much needed resources. If you're hearing from empty hotels, maybe encourage them to house people...
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2 years
@ananavarro Congrats, you're now no longer a Republican. These are the opposite beliefs of 90% of people in your party. So stop calling yourself a Republican if you actually believe these things.
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3 months
@theJacko Old Kit, also, was a perfect casting match!
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4 months
@austinblakemays You know that can be true if all her albums get progressively worse, right?
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1 year
@benkesslen Same energy
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9 months
@anthonydmusa This show was so ahead of its time in some ways.
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2 years
@ThroatMeNYC @CtrlZalt Was this a whites only party?
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2 years
@notjacktwist Maybe this needs a remake?
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@PeterTwinklage Nancy definitely knows when to sell off her bad stock before it crashes and burns...
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1 year
@bristei I knew these same smug conservative white girls in high school/college. No thank you.
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1 year
@JodieValade @nickdelacanal @theobserver Because cis women can’t spike the ball hard enough to potentially cause an injury…?
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2 years
@samxmcgowan This is the facial equivalent of that thing Michelle Williams did with her arm in Fosse/Verdon.
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2 years
@scottlangford22 I read this as she's bartending at the Hotel Rihanna.
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3 years
@ananavarro You do not seem to understand why the six Democrats in the House voted down the bill. Because they were NOT given assurances that enough Democrats would vote to pass PRESIDENT BIDEN'S BUILD BACK BETTER AGENDA when it comes up for a vote later this month.
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3 years
@SenatorSinema Sounds like you should get to work on passing that reconciliation bill instead of flying out of town to go to a spa fundraiser.
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1 year
@yaritza1095 @ZoeRoseBryant “And what a good job you do at beach!” in her best Jennifer Coolidge voice.
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5 years
@mkraju That’s rich.
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6 months
@jonathanade @jessicakiang Because it was just the cast in the house + maybe 1 crew member and they never had a break to just be off camera and relax because the cameras were in every room and always rolling.
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7 months
@alexdounce Kirsten Dunst walks the walk. I love when she said at one of those actress roundtable interviews that she just seeks out women directors to work with. "It's not that difficult... they're out there."
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5 years
@NBCNews @TODAYshow This should be disqualifying.
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2 years
@MariannaPecora @VotersTomorrow @RepMTG I mean you did walk right in front of her.
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1 year
@heyjaeee Someone's never heard of a comma in their life.
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11 months
@0ddette Kelly looked like she was about to fall over.
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2 years
@tchalametupdate But Timothee Chalamet is 26!
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1 year
@beeayhaze And Carrie STILL plans on having Che over to the "last supper" party.
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3 months
@_SJPeace_ He literally went to Little Palestine and featured Palestinians in his video.
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2 years
@LoganAHeiman Y'all are insufferable. He is wiping out a third of all student loan borrows' debt with the stroke of a pen.
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1 year
@DiscussingFilm WHERE IS THE LIGHTING?!
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10 months
@phantompdf Love that she repurposed her old university graduation gown for the occasion.
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5 months
@notcapnamerica They were quick to catch her too. She’s done this before, lol
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2 years
@GabrielSterling You guys also shortened the voting time because of Ossoff’s and Warnock’s success in their 2021 runoffs.
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2 years
@hbooutofcontext God, the EDITING in this scene alone and with that score.
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1 year
@brianschatz If only he cared as much about women and other minorities.
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1 year
@Phil_Lewis_ So I'm confused. Are there not two people who crossed the line before her...?
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3 years
@HyattathomeKi @GarrettHaake I’d like to keep confirming Biden nominated judges, thank you very much.
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@brianschatz Tax the rich.
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2 years
@Chasten Get her.
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1 year
@HoughtonUniv You h(ough'to)n lawyer up.
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10 months
@JacksonRickun The fact that his partner's parents didn't even acknowledge Sufjan in the obituary...
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2 years
@awards_watch I don't see how anyone can beat what Uzo Aduba did. I don't even think Regina King looks much like Chisholm.
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5 years
@aoxamaxoa @jonfavs No. Invite him on and make him explain himself.
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2 years
@JTanhouser @SeanManning_ What part of "no family making under $400k a year will see a tax increase under President Biden" do you not understand?
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5 years
@brianschatz Warren. For obvious reasons.
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2 years
@MZanona "From 2002 to 2008, Hagedorn authored a now-deleted blog, Mr. Conservative. Blog posts included sexist and Islamophobic comments, complaints about Barack Obama, remarks against Native Americans,[vague] homophobic statements, and anti-Mormon and antisemitic comments." So sad! ☹️
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@notcapnamerica I need them to interview his parents about how they are raising such an insightful and adorable child.
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3 years
@scottbix All the more reason for him to be carded if he's from Florida.
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2 years
@JarettSays I'm surprised she didn't mention David O. Russell.
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3 months
@moirawebb I'm sorry, but no one *had* to scramble to a local grocery store and buy fruit. It wasn't their problem. Just apologize and move on. If she gets irate, call security. Problem solved.
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1 year
@ZoeRoseBryant MA got Best Costumes at the Oscars. Manifesting this for Barbie (and production design, too)!
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5 years
@thedailybeast I thought he quit Congress to be with his family, not to join CNN.
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5 years
@miseryandginn @yashar Because he's the presumptive nominee. Add up all the money that they Democrats were given. It's about even.
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5 years
@mkraju And did any of the reporters challenge him on this and bring up the Emoluments clause?
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2 months
@shirlpuzz I just know she uses horsehair shampoo, no conditioner. Either that or Men's 3-in-1 bodywash.
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2 years
@Sengoon28 @burgessev @StrikeDebt WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO?
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@sonyashea3 Yeah it’s almost like how the character of Velma has been a dancer in her own show for years while the character of Roxie has only ever dreamed of being a performer….
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2 years
@MsLaToshaBrown How bout thank Joe Biden?
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@OscarRunnerUp Kirsten Dunst and Stephanie Hsu should be in here...
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@HARLEM_K Did you miss the part where she semi-regularly gets poop in the mail? Or where the florist instructor says a backhanded comment to her face?
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@BryanRAnderson His smile <3
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@DanDeBrak I feel like she and Adele would be great friends.
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@IbaraEleven You don’t remember 2017-2021, do you?
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1 year
@notcapnamerica This should be illegal. One man should not be able to hold up funds for his state sent by the federal government.
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@duncacclno @tylerllewtaing Ina Garten is self-made but okay.
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1 year
@ClairoSpinach Love how y'all think presidents have magic wands.
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2 years
@Abookishdiaries I love how you don't give examples of the language used, nor the context, and you ignore the fact that art is complex and characters don't necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the author.
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2 years
@mehdirhasan You say hand held, others say supporting, mentored, etc.
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@notcapnamerica Rep. Madeleine Dean is one of my favorite members of Congress. I hope she runs to be Pennsylvania's next senator.
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5 years
@dstfelix Hateration Holleration Dancery
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5 years
@MMineiro_CNS Which senator’s staff?
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@APWestRegion @AP The church of polygamy joins the church of pedophilia in condoning discrimination against consenting adult relationships.
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5 years
@Tom_Winter @maddow @jonathan4ny Like this place hadn't already been sweeped and cleaned out by his people when he was first arrested.
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@AkilahObviously @kelleent Also, I heard “world wind.” This is what a script supervisor is for!!! Making sure the actors say the actual words on the page.
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@JakeSherman @SteveScalise @PunchbowlNews @bresreports If only he would let everyday Americans get the same healthcare that he gets to fight this cancer as a sitting congressman.
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@therecount So we can install parts of the Quran on classroom walls since it's a historical reference that kids can read and interpret if they choose.?
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@c_o_nnor_ Why can’t actresses playing Diana ever be given a good wig that’s properly styled?
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@Anthony_Hensman @John_Hudson Why? Cuz Z is fighting off a Russian invasion of his country?
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2 years
@frankthorp @igorbobic Translation - “We can’t gerrymander senate races, but we can for the House.”
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@tim__fitzgerald Seriously. I wish Beyoncé had gotten them on her new album!
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