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"Sex and the City, Season One, Episode 11, The Drought, 1998." 🪡 18in Wooden Hoop, Cotton Thread on Canvas, Hand Embroidered by yours truly. (commission/not for sale)

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sorry but THIS IS NOT THE SAME.

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the truest form of friendship is hanging out with someone while they clean their room. i miss that. it happens a lot in high school.

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it takes a special kind of stylist to make a 6’3 man look 5’4

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Lee Pace, an all-time favorite, has turned himself into a 24/7 thirst trap and I am the opposite of mad about it.

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you know the greatest films of all time were never made

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the most disrespectful shit i’ve ever seen:

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the worst video of the “the music video is back” era

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she’s always right

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9 months

“Elliott is six foot three, and I can't believe the two of us slept together in my narrow twin bed. As he told me years later when we were reminiscing, "Now that's intimacy. I've never slept better in my life"”

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incredible things happening on threads

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3 years

screaming over this lyric on gaga’s demo of “the fame”

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had this idea a few weeks ago haven’t stopped thinking about it so today I finally made it

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barbie is over, back to being allergic to serving!

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SHE’S BACK, BABY!!!!!!!

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one time a girl I didn’t know at a bar in bushwick told me I had “bad energy” and not 3 minutes later she pulled a ukulele from her backpack and played an entire song… it’s like… look in the mirror, babe.

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the caption to this being “Countertop shopping! What's your favorite type of counter top and why?”

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I’m begging gen z to grow up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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there’s nothing like the relationship between a young gay man and his middle aged female mentor

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Shawn Mendes is reportedly dating 50-year-old Jocelyne Mirando. Mendes is 24 years old.

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diet coke is undeniably chic coke zero is just, like… not

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3 years

one of my favorite videos on the internet: Nikki Blonsky on Zac Efron’s rehab stint in 2013.

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Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975), dir. Peter Weir

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it can be so hard explaining to straight people why you don’t like the gay thing they like

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3 years

a pitch perfect performance that isn’t getting enough attention? natasha rothwell as belinda!!!!!!!!!

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OKAYYYY

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this was on the erin brockovich mood board

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Madonna photographed by Mario Testino for Vanity Fair, 1998

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insanity

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2 years

friend of mine waited on sebastian stan and he left a $1000 tip on $250 tab

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poor things (which i loved) is very clearly set in the same universe as lemony snicket’s a series of unfortunate events (2004)

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best song of the decade: 60s - both sides now, joni mitchell 70s - dreams, fleetwood mac 80s - fast car, tracy chapman 90s - ray of light, madonna 00s - dancing on my own, robyn 10s - 212, azealia banks 20s - american teenager, ethel cain

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angela bassett today:

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Sean T. Collins is seantcollins.bsky.social now

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What's the single best line reading you've ever heard in a movie or TV show?

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everyone said rep was her worst album when it came out. everyone said lover was her worst album when it came out. everyone said midnights was her worst album when it came out.

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that’s not true

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MOTHER CONVENTION!!!!!!!!!!!

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Janet Jackson, Laura Linney, Alicia Silverstone, Rosie Perez, Avril Lavigne and Kesha attend the Christian Siriano Spring 2024 Ready To Wear Fashion Show

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neither of these are bobs!!!!!!!!!!

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they were having a bob off

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Twitter was founded 17 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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there isn’t a painting in the world that moves me as much as this gif…

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this video has brought me so much joy for nearly ten years now. @gabeliedman + @jennyslate answer “what’s wrong with books?” in bestiexbestie.

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Kanye West calls Bonnie McKee’s 2013 single, American Girl, the “best song in the history of music to date”

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brand new commission for my pal, ethan ✨ isabelle huppert in michael haneke’s the piano teacher (2001), 🔪 hand-embroidered by yours truly 🪡

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this hair in the tour ad…… false advertising!!!!!! i saw her last year she looked like jane lynch in sleepover (2004)

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Not Courtney Love thinking this headline/photo is real...

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jane lynch tweeted this?????

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Someone thinks this is a cute outfit.

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once a year I have to come on here to say this is one of the worst written scenes in television history. it is neither funny or even slightly plausible. season two of this show is one of the biggest mistakes ever. 💋

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jaws were dropped gasps were heard all around the world

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me watching an SJP movie with approx 15% on rotten tomatoes:

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period

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Elvis Presley estate officials slam ‘Priscilla’ film starring Jacob Elordi: ‘Just horrific’

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“the scream i just scrumpt” really? ….in 2023?????

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@liamgareau Two series about the same true crime: Candy on Hulu from last year up top, Love & Death currently airing on HBOMax, below.

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on the table at my grandpa’s nursing home

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does she think they greta and noah? lmao

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“I just want to say to Billie and Finneas that you have delivered the ‘Barbie’ love bomb. You’ve saved the movies last summer and all of our jobs. You’ve delivered joy to countless generations and genders of people, and you should surf that wave, kids, until you’re old and

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when I say I’m obsessed…

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the original cut of the In Memoriam from tonight’s 93rd #Oscars !

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it’s the most wonderful time of the year

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Amy Sedaris is one Charles Manson biopic away from an Oscar….

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my nephew got this game where you feed this gooning pig until his stomach grows so big his shirt pops open…. it’s called pop the pig….

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barbara walters reviews 'girls' (april 16, 2012)

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this is a next level britney post

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you know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation

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mind boggling that disney+ will have a show about the kardashians but wouldn’t let 30-yr-old lizzie mcguire have sex

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@normalmadeline that regimented and he doesn’t know how long oppenheimer is? sad…

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without question, one of the worst shows i’ve ever seen 🫶

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sorry but the denim diaper is CRAZY (derogatory)

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my 18 yr old sister called my dad and told him she “thinks” she has a flat tire and he asked her to send a pic…

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@hoop3r I can’t believe it’s coming from the verified Act Up account

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I truly believe this is the most fucked up of them all

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wait so did the ginger guy just get lucky befriending them 😭

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@ZoeRoseBryant not to mention she’s clearly listing her references here… not her opinion of the four greatest films of all time

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not even close

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What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen all year?

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bitch! it’s The Architect

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lookin like she’s about drink a case of you

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at my little sister’s high school graduation, taking place on a football field

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new tote i hand-embroidered 🤓

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this is one of the funniest and most shocking videos ever actually

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eras tour outfit purchased!!!!!!!

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i swear she poses like this with people within minutes of meeting them

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Glenn Close and Sebastian Stan at the 2022 #MetGala

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you should all be so deeply embarrassed.

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Found my new local

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there’s a little boy in my nephew’s class named…. Jeep 😔

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saw someone saying paul mescal doesn’t have “it”

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@_uncle_gworl somebody get the germans on the horn and STAT

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while you’re here. i do hand embroidery and you can check it out on insta: austinblakemays

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her insta bio….. it’s giving mayor of cornytown…

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wait… this SLAYYYYYYYYYY. and he only has like 250 followers on tiktok.

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the new yorker will be like “teen-ager” but then not know how to spell RIHANNA

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Barack Obama

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Every year, I get excited to share my summer playlist because I learn about so many new artists from your replies—it’s an example of how music really can bring us all together. Here’s what I’ve been listening to this summer. What songs would you add?