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@TheeAnxiousGay

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i like cats, spooky stuff, spicy food, harm reduction, and Pokémon • Black Lives Matter & Trans Lives Matter • he/they

Denver, CO
Joined October 2020
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making a silly thread for horror movies i’ve watched and loved, liked, or hated 💀👻🖤
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@livingbreadgurl “Your generation is so sensitive.” = “I’m angry I can’t be homophobic, sexist, misogynistic, racist, etc without being called out for it and receiving actual consequences.”
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@CBSNews I. BEG. YOUR. PARDON???
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@CBSNews What radicalized y’all? For me it’s a murderer saying he’s the victim.
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it’s true it’s true
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need to get railed to within an inch of my life by someone that looks like him.
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When I follow someone because they are smart and attractive and then they follow me back
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all the oomfies are posting full pole/hole and sharing alts today.
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@SheaCoulee this whole “all homophobic people are secretly gay themselves” thing needs to die. sometimes people are just horrible and hate other people. we don’t need to say that they’re secretly gay to rationalize that somehow.
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@fineassmarie6 calling a woman “this” just because she’s older is absolutely disgusting.
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today i learned that bottoming for couples is my new favorite thing 😌
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cheeks so red when the blood starts rushin, that boy so mushy, sending me flowers when im just tryna get lucky
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goofin ass sweaty hat hair
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okay maybe i deserve to be a little confident in myself and give this a try
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once again fighting the powerful homosexual urge to post a thirst trap
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really big fan of my hoodie era lately
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@Itsukushimi777 @ktnuggin “He only shot queer people but it wasn’t homophobic.” “He only shot Asian people but it wasn’t racist.” Smooth brain...
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feelin freaky deaky
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it’s all smiles and rainbows here tonight
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it has taken me a really really really long time to feel as comfortable in my own skin as i do now. appreciate all of y’all who helped get me out of my own head to realize that.
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i promised myself that if i got into grad school, i would do something i had wanted to do for years: dye my hair i am so happy to share with y’all that i have been accepted into my first choice master’s program at the colorado school of public health, and i have pink hair 💗
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baby break the tension.
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because why shouldn’t my underwear match the weather??
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stay cozy this friday, friends
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ive gotten a lot of new followers lately so thought i’d reintroduce myself! hi friends! im zach. im a full time pre-med public health student, full time flannel loving gay, part time pathology research assistant, Pokémon fan, runner, jillian banks stan, and leftist. love y’all💜
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taron egerton being a trans ally like this man is so fine in every way.
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was told i had to post a birthday thirst trap so here is my submission in honor of the gay agenda. was either this or a jockstrap pic
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just me and my slutty little waist.
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@Postmates @drevangoldstein @smartthrob an eggplant in leather? not on my thursday morning.
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I’m really diggin the pastel vibe today.
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i need him biblically
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Josh Hutcherson recently 📸
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@Caitlyn_Jenner didn’t you play in a women’s golf tournament???
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happy thirst day besties
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i have a new favorite pair of underwear and wanted to share.
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@CalebHinz4 @livingbreadgurl This is not the roast you think it is. :)
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ready or not Trainer, we’re coming for you 😈🖤👻
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@mattxiv it’s giving “i am an entirely unlikeable person who is violently unpleasant to be around, why don’t people like me?”
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@twfranklin111 fat? you really said
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“god hates f @gs ” okay but like he literally made me cute, smart, funny, and sweet with a dumptruck ass so try again babes i don’t think so
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when a man tells me he likes my smile
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@mattxiv We won
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okay so whomst is coming over to cuddle and watch movies? (hot chocolate will also be provided)
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just a baby gay in a poorly lit office hosting his own office hours for the first time as a grad student.
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trails are my happy place
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hey howdy hey cuties
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really starting to like my cheeks
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overnight shift ✅➡️ gym ✅➡️ breakfast bagel ➡️ sleep
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I GOT THE JOB
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that post-successful job interview glow
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people who think that being sexual in any way discredits your ability to be academic or professional REALLY get on my nerves
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henry cavill could do some truly disrespectful things to my holes and i’d be so grateful
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new profile picture because we are feelin it today. happy monday twitter boyfriends!
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feeling unusually confident in myself tonight so whomst wants to see the 🍑 content i just made? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
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deleted grindr
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worked up a sweat
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hair turned out pretty damn cute i think
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touching grass!!!
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we’re all smiles today cause i just had the best feeling run in months
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thinking i should wear red more
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is tiddy tuesday a thing?
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goodnight beautiful people in my phone (everyone who sees this)
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conservatives are once again clutching their pearls and losing their minds after discovering that people can both have a job and have sex.
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Fired NYC judge moonlighting as porn star on OnlyFans
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not feeling so 22 anymore, hello 23
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abs loading??
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twinks with dicks thicker than their arms are too powerful.
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happy Valentine’s Day ♥️
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hair update:
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thinking about this Henry Cavill saying “good boy” again
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Got to hold hands with my boyfriend in public today and I’m losing my mind over how big a deal that is for me (and him as well) that we were comfortable enough to do that.
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today has not been my day but at least i look cute and cozy
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my new year’s resolution was to lose 30 pounds by Pride month. besties we have lost 40 pounds, are eating better, running often, and feeling my healthiest both mentally and physically in years.
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hiiiii
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easy run today
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happy holi-gays friends 💚
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on that note, so i can make this account a little less NSFW, whomst wants the new alt? 🤠
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today is shaping up to be an h word day on main of record breaking proportions.
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uwu
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if you’re going to objectify me, this is the ONE (1) way i will allow it 😤
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sunday (very windy very sweaty) long run day
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😌
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that 🍑 pic did way better than i anticipated uhm hi besties 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
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