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@fartcheeto Being that pretty uses a lot of energy.

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@MattTheBrand If it's okay with you, I'm going to die believing this.

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@halomancer1 This is like two NPCs having a conversation.

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@FalconryFinance Reasonable responses to Hillary saying anything.

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@toreyvanoot Can I get uhhhhh.... Gay Somalia?

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@CantEverDie It's such a false premise, too. There are absolutely drag queens that visit retirement homes, and the old folks find them delightful.

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@Snarblegauz @Ad_Inifinitum They always pretend to when they're trying to get a seat at the table.

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@ronnui_ Really the question is why is it whenever we see men doing this job, there's always way more OSHA violations than the many videos of women doing it.

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@MorePerfectUS "Imposing limits on greed will only cause the greedy to look for other ways to hurt people," is not the glowing endorsement of Capitalism she thinks it is.

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@KBoz3 Ah, yes. Accidentally shot. Twice. Then waited a few seconds before accidentally shooting three more times.

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@thems_thebreaks Truthfully we should have all been a lot more suspicious when she made an entire subplot about a slave race that gets anxiety attacks when presented with the prospect of freedom.

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@YuckyTom I always reply with "further than you."

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@TheWapplehouse I have a pretty progressive view on weddings and their importance, but this isn't even a rules thing. I cannot think of a non-hostile headspace where it is appropriate to present as occupying another person's role in a planned event of that role is meant to be singular.

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@scrumble_eggs It's him.

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@SAMOYEDCORE Ah yes, the notably latin-derived language, 官话.

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@Grosdoriane Every time I see someone writing Dutch I can't help but think they're making fun of me.

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@halomancer1 It's cute (horrific) that they think Twitter is centrist.

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@Utwitily Honestly, I feel exactly 0 sympathy for Bean Dad. That guy learned some lessons himself in that aftermath that he should have learned much earlier.

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@BloodCrisisGame Guilty Gear also earned some minor buzz back in the Xrd days for a talk one of the animators did about their desire to bring 2d animation techniques to the 3d space, requiring extremely complex skeletons, and even special bones to make smears and the like.

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@acechhh I have so many criticisms of Joe, but any American would recognize flipping a Blizzard while holding a cone of soft-serve is a rare Biden W.

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@OldMemeArchive @7thElementMusic

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@scienceshitpost Why did they specifically define the booty?

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@CantEverDie Progesterone, you say? *Pulls out notepad* Never heard of them, but I'll definitely check them out.

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@I_Am_CyberSmith @SAMOYEDCORE Do you not want to have this conversation?

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@CantEverDie Weird Al in charge of WH communications will give us some banger new tunes.

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@InnuendoStudios (The chapter: 100k words of prose that would make Dostoyevsky sweat.)

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@roqumysocks @The6thPriority Cave Johnson is ranting about pandering and cancel culture into the internal PA while making the announcement of AL's support of gay rights.

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@hotpriestt You did not just put "beef in her baconator" on my timeline.

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@shaun_vids I'll never understand why people have to take their grievances out on trees and animals that never choose to be symbols of the things these people don't like.

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@TheCrabyMermade @Philosimp1 @BirdyLove445 @philoso_foster The point is that the US government could easily do this if they wanted to, but doesn't. Has nothing to do with privilege.

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@JamiesonJMatt @scienceshitpost He's not really fine, he just can't get into it because they wouldn't understand.

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@SAMOYEDCORE I almost get mad now. I'm on the verge of gatekeeping the CyberSmith fandom.

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@halomancer1 I'm going to go out on a limb and guess the Taliban has not become radicalized toward intersectional feminism by The Barbie Movie.

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@LorenzoAlpacas @jennineak At this point, debate is pointless. People are voting on preconception rather than on reason. Doesn't matter how dumb Zionists are; everyone else is invested in them being right, so they're right.

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@speedfetishist @Bazoonga31 That's not what I asked.

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@ZAC__IMPACT The best part is when they throw the 180-degree rule into a concrete wall.

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@catsnoplace Looks like the model's where they shouldn't be.

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@RatofDrawn Who exactly is directly or indirectly harmed by expressing intense distaste for a financial instrument?

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@halomancer1 I think he just needs to understand that he's Benough.

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@Travanoid @CantEverDie Kamala, Context of what Came Before.

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@halomancer1 The correct response to the t-girl breast milk discourse is, "hey man, why are we talking about this?"

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@speedfetishist @Bazoonga31 You think people should be arrested for criticizing the government?

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@halomancer1 You know they're men because they don't understand female anatomy.

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@Butternubs3 @mbateman "This lil man is already winning arguments and he's only pre-verbal. My career is at risk."

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@daniel0ooo @maaya_qah @_MissClick_ She's still irrelevant to the plot.

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@MightyKeef Ain't no one getting bodied by AI, dude.

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@CantEverDie Walking into an ambush with "nah, I'd win," energy.

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@visisyd @SuccubusMarble @MightyKeef

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@liminalsnake @jason_koebler

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@CantEverDie Thank you for the contribution, Jessica. I hadn't ever thought about it that way, and you've given me a lot to think about.

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@CantEverDie I got an emergency alert not to stop in the middle of the road to look at the eclipse, so you should do that, too.

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@bandlovingtrash @iamTannenbaum So the clergy started to become really rich as a result, and in one of the only times where Jesus got violent, he went into the temple and saw all this, and overturned the tables and whipped the money changers, saying, "you've turned my father's house into a den of thieves!"

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@on_da_spectrum Not going to bother asking why this graph starts at 15, and a 15-year-old girl starts with an SMV of 5.

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@HollyAndThorn I just like art where the Champion's Tunic has become Zelda's boyfriend tee.

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@CoreAGaming @YazmilMehster Missed opportunity to play Infinite Azure over this.

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@powcampsurvivor *Intentionally puts together some of the most evil CAH combos imaginable* "See!? This game is for Nazis!"

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@eeberquist Browsing Twitter like

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@btownmoose @UnderclockedTea An excellent gift idea.

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@CSMFHT If I were a classical empire, I would simply not collapse.

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@amapichannel My immediate reaction is that "See you Space Cowboy" is closely associated with Spike's implied shooting death, which parallels the circumstances of Abe's death. Americans are not known for their sensitivity.

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@poisonjr I hope you understand the New York face was nothing personal.

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@TrashHeap64 @KrangTNelson He got hacked by Owen Wilson.

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@Will_the_Rose @crassopinions Unfortunately American pennies don't actually contain much copper these days. They are primarily zinc, because that much copper would be more expensive to mint than the penny is worth.

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@osamabishounen Joanne: "actually, the Wizarding World doesn't need unions because [the absolutely most insane, anti-human rationale a human could envisage]."

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@DrakeGatsby Me: What if I leave it out for a few minutes? Coors: Not recommended.

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@MNateShyamalan SBF meant to pay off the jury, but no one is mad he paid off the sketch artist instead.

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@TheWapplehouse

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@JamesDOlson1 @nandoodles @mmfa I don't think the article is intended to engage with Musk's real reasons for buying Twitter. It intends to debunk his stated reasons.

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@FistSteakface @thenib @PKuperArt Coal also literally puts radioactive byproducts into the atmosphere.

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@ee_nuttings @reachforgemap Being a politician for die Linke is what makes this peak.

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@_______hmmm What do they have against Lunchables™?

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@rysiuposting @FacebookAIslop "Who do you think took your torso?"

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@kelpwave @halomancer1 I'm fairly certain he has a humiliation fetish. But hey, we don't kinkshame.

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@CadenToMyHazel This genre belongs to Robert Rodriguez.

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@Atreju__ @jsig_photo_etc @AlexBlechman They deserve love, too.

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@boygrrI Can't even make contraptions anymore.

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@jfdubeau @meghanttucker That's actually actually a much more alarming made up warning about the dangers of masturbation than the whole going blind thing.

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@CantEverDie I wish there were more famous people like Harrison Ford, who are aggressively hostile to any form of forcible engagement with the public.

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@AlexanderMcCoy4 @justicedems Me reading the start of this thread: huh, it wasn't Reagan this time. Me reading the corrections: sonuva...

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@Patlantis48 Going thru NBA broadcasts tracing every squeak to visible footfalls.

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@d_boeckner If my last name were Hitler, I would make it my personal mission never to appear in a news story ever.

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@FacebookAIslop More questions than answers.

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@InnuendoStudios I already simped Portman pretty hard, but now I'm helpless.

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@halomancer1 You can't convince me AI didn't create this.

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@OkDamage @PoorlyAgedStuff Given what it could have been, the skit was pretty god-awful. You don't have to defend shite just because your crypto-daddy was in it.

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@RegretaGarbo "I assure you your delivery was humorous, but Klingons do not laugh. Again!"

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@TulsiGabbard Sure, Ukraine joining NATO would threaten Russian security. But depriving the Ukrainian people of the right to make that decision for themselves would be a violation of their sovereignty. If you want to convince Ukrainians not to join NATO, convince them Russia is not a threat.

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@CantEverDie @thefatspaceman It's wild that two people died at one of her concerts and she didn't have the organizers brought before her court to be summarily sentenced to be publicly drawn and quartered.

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@halomancer1 Men and women shouldn't have spaces. All spaces should belong to trans people.

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