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@pgofton

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David Cameron’s Titanic
3 months
There’s new #theallgolden music out today on @Islandhouserecs . Tim’s donating to AFSP, anything I end up making goes to MAP. $4 only for an album, barg! Come on feel the (white/pink) noise
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What’s the place you absolutely 100% have no desire to go to? I’m going with Dubai.
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It’s kind of ironic that Trainspotting ends with the main character fucking all his friends over to get his payday, because
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All the flag twitter people answering with stuff like "Africa" and "Islamic Countries", I hope you get cancer.
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I’m sorry but toploader playing both the Labour AND Conservative conferences is too on the nose, even for me
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* most boring, pedantic cunt on earth voice* did you know that Steve Albini was PROBLEMATIC in the 1980s?!?
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THROBBING GRISTLE PSYCHIC TV
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DEMANDING THAT YOU HAVE THE OPTION TO TUNE POLITICS OUT OF YOUR LIFE IS A POLITICAL ACT, YOU ARE CHOOSING NOT TO HELP OR CARE
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This is fascinating from @MarinaHyde . We found that 2/3rds of the UK believe that life is too politicised. Perhaps when this election is done Starmer’s legacy will be to relegate politics to the middle pages so it “treads a little lighter on everyone’s lives”
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posh cunt liberals with too many teeth for their mouth complaining as they can’t eat canapés with their editor in peace without being reminded they’re supporting Nazis and giving cover to genocide
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'Shut the fuck up, you get nothing, it's our turn at government' fantastic, inspiring stuff
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'There just, frankly, is no money left' Shadow culture secretary Lucy Powell says the Labour Party can't make promises it 'can't afford to keep' as she defends Keir Starmer's plan to keep the two-child benefit cap in place
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THE STEELY DAN SCHILTZ BEER JINGLE IS ON YOUTUBE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL,
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@willmenaker Honestly if he merked Bibi as a birthday treat to himself id take back everything I ever said about him
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He deleted this, wonder why
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always loved how these guys self-identified as over-the-hill farts when they were like 38 or something
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Wow, Lee Perry’s desk from Black Ark is in the London Transport Museum! Who would have thought!
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Every university Sound Design & Synthesis faculty looks like this
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Every now and again I remember this tweet and almost die from contact embarrassment
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Connie Converse in 1946 looking like she’s just signed to Rough Trade in 1982
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choose your fighter, goths
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I am shocked, this is absolutely news to me, floored etc
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NEW: The Department for Transport shifted to prioritising driving over cycling and walking in part due to worries about ‘15-minute cities’ based on conspiracy theories, documents seen by the Guardian show.
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@HealthUntoDeath Love how 'Asana' is listed as deep work, literally looking at what other people are doing as a job
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@HUMBLEBILL @Taj_Ali1 ‘These people are groomers like me’ isn’t the flex you think it is
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Of course it was this cunt
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Banksy launches inflatable migrant boat artwork during Idles’ Glastonbury set
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RIP Neil Kulkarni. One of the few 90s/2000s music writers who kept the flame, didn’t become an insane TERF/israel shill like a good portion of his colleagues, and, from the times we talked BITD, got it.
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@judeinlondon Later in his replies talking about how it's a 'necessary sacrifice' but he won't be doing it as he has anxiety and depression
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The bass player in Idles has changed guitar every song so far. Mate you’re not in Steely Dan, there’s no huge range of tones you need here #glastonbury
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This country already has national service
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Replying to @pgofton Going to delete the original tweet but leave up the reply hoping the flag twitter racists get cancer, gonna be lit
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I like how we’re retroactively trying to cancel him now he can’t respond, you should try it with Jimmy Page or the Britpop guys now
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Might be too niche but fuck it
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‘Yes, he’s talked at length about how he said awful shit when he was in his 20s for effect and how he grew and changed as a person, but CAAAANCELLLED’
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@thhamilton @postoctobrist “I can’t operate n this patient, they’re my child!”
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Every indie label owner’s toilet
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@_emilyoram Checking where he’s going to play Penny Mordaunt
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Get home, feet up, Current 93 on, crack a stout and edit the old blog
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It's nice, isn't it. The quiet.
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Shoreditch Tesco dropping Mazzy Star’s “Fade Into You” at 9am is a vibe
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@lucyjanemoore ‘Westfield in the desert? sounds great’
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Beatles Twitter Leftist lookbook
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@jrc1921 "it's nice, the quiet" *screams of dying palestinian kids in the background*
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Go fuck yourself. You literally told people to stay at home and your chief whip warned Labour MPs not to join anti-fascist marchers. You’ve chosen your side.
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When I say Walthamstow is the house of love believe me the first time. Thank you to all who have kept our community safe this evening including police and public services and to every one of you who has shown solidarity in many ways to reveal who we are - honoured to be our MP.
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Haha just clocked who said it and deleted, most aggro centrist dickhead account on here. Say it with your chest, you fucking coward.
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Love this Sleaford Mods track
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no context tottenham
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Ah well, nevertheless
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Ah man, the liberal campaign platform of NO ORANGE MAN AND NOTHING ELSE wasn’t the consensus builder they’d hoped it was
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@HUMBLEBILL @Taj_Ali1 You’re a paedo
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Saw these guys support Sleep at Desertfest 2014
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@willmenaker Bunch of guys dressed as Josh from The West Wing getting domed by Capitol patrol as they rush the door
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As I’ve said forever, NG will be onstage in service of some far right affiliate within a calendar decade
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People often stop me in the street to ask me what My favourite Simpsons deep cut is. @laurenlaverne got me the T-shirt of it
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Haha fucking hell jesus
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@tristandross I’m just imagining them focus-grouping how far he should have his shirt sleeves rolled up
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Had my dad’s copy of this minus the sleeve for years. Today I Found the sleeve without a record in a shop in Hastings where it was being used as a divider. Kismet.
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The only, ONLY thing people like Marina fucking Hyde care about is their life being as frictionless as possible. They HATE that they have to engage about stuff they find boring or objectionable To misquote Thatcher, you don’t want art to be political? How luxurious!
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You mean these, yeah?
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You know this whole Royal Blood story is going to end with the redemption arc of them covering Under Pressure with Sam Smith at the Brits 2024 or some shit
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It's The Strokes in case anyone was wondering
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When the local animal rescue also for some reason has a bunch of deep reggae and soul jazz first presses
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@Andr6wMale DIY Vera Aggressive leftist politics
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@keewa I like how he goes on to compare these separate, sprawling London villages then talks about three areas in west London next to each other
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@BlueTapesUK Vice Magazine ass photos
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@jamesrbuk TL;DR I was called out on my shit and had no answer
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This series is great, I’m glad they’re keeping up with their one episode a decade schedule
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those impish ALAB boys are back on their bullshit and refilling the ALAB Series trough with some of the newest and sloppiest slop yet. come for the laughs, stay for the sound of Andy broadcasting from inside an oil drum. l'chaim!
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My queen. Never lets me down.
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Terrified of not getting anymore Wire commissions
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OH NO HE'S LOST COLD WAR STEVE
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Also just been told the cunt who lost his job after various actionable misconduct allegations, and recently made the career choice to go full TERF, also sticking the boot in.
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@BlueTapesUK @solidsnade Hadley Freeman’s keyboard the new National Grid
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@Andr6wMale When you were saying about a TV show that does London well, Rev is great at showing that Hoxton/Haggerston perineum between Shoreditch and Dalston
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@jrc1921 'You're a tory' (special branch batter down my door and extraordinary rendition me)
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Absolute Queen, the last of her kind
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Banksy and Led By Donkeys are the worst things to happen to UK culture, no contest
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@NobleQAli The worst people on earth. Give me Australians any day of the week
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Harsh truth- Chumbawamba were sounder people than 95% of Britpop bands.
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@wariotifo @jrc1921 PREVENT training to stop calling people Tories
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Bet you Starmer heard they were booked by the Tories and offered them double rate to do theirs
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Best Fairport Convention lineup IMO
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@inthesedeserts It’s amazing how hot he comes into that interview. He must have been pumping himself up beforehand looking at pictures of Corbyn enjoying Kanda Bongo Man at Womad or something
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This is good, actually
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Michael Gove escorted out of Victoria station by police after being mobbed by pro-Palestinian protesters
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Seen so many people I nominally respect triggered af by some paint on some rocks, wonder how they feel about the desertification of the global south, are they fainting onto the couch about that or
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@wariotifo Come on people, he's as innocent as woody allen, I can see it, why can't you
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This whole thing is genuinely incredible
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shoe
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did this man’s entire presidency just end in a landscaping company’s parking lot
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RIP Francis Monkman. Everyone always (fairly) talks about the end of The Long Good Friday, but the opening sequence of Harold Shand striding off Concorde with that theme playing makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up
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This. Huge socialist, on the frontline fighting for LGBT rights since forever, beware of people just talking about how much he loved animals
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Mic Wright
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The effort today will be to actively and cynically depoliticise Paul O’Grady in death; to make him cosy.
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@baddantakes There’s also this Reeling In The Years footage of the original lineup
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@Mr_Considerate Just the nuttiest little guys and gals. Thank Christ Gainsbourg died when he did
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@gringorecs I like Norwich. Found a fingernail in my pancake there once like
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@AliceAvizandum "without having spoken to Sheila Peabody applied for universal credit to be paid directly to it on her behalf.... Its application was successful... seven months after Sheila had died her rent was being paid in benefits from the Department of Work and Pensions directly to Peabody"
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ⓘ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
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@judeinlondon I'm sure the teenagers being shoved onto the frontline are anxious and depressed as well
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@terryfuck45 Girlboss kept down by the white man, SMH
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the look around 4 seconds in is GOAT shit
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LMAOOOJFBF
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@JosieLong People love her!!! They think she’s an amazing writer!!! Why?!!!I feel like I’m on crazy pills!!
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I know people have religious experiences at these marathon sets bands do, but I’ve seen literally thousands of gigs and I can count on one hand the number that needed to be more than an hour long
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@adamjohnsonCHI Israel asking Louis CK who their influences in comedy are
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