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Peter Hartlaub

4 months

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

6 years

The most “Shawshank Redemption” story you’ll hear today: My younger son tries to sneak sugar packets out of restaurants and eat them in the car. We’ve taken to checking his pockets, so he stuffed five of them in a hollowed-out breadstick.

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Omg the library just reopened & people lined up and were so excited and the library staff gave an ovation when they walked through the door. Just loving human beings so much right now. SOUND ON! 🥲🥲🥲 @SFPublicLibrary

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5 years

Milky Way is the Ford Taurus of candy bars. Considered to be very popular, but no one would even notice if it went out of production.

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@LizDueweke

5 years

One has to go. Forever. Which one do you choose?

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4 years

I spent most of the morning walking through neighborhoods in San Francisco. Here are some photos pretty much chosen at random:

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@Jim_Jordan

4 years

Americans love America. They don’t want their neighborhoods turning into San Francisco.

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7 years

@katienotopoulos Key facts: 1. The player survived & we won the game. 2. The tiger was from Marine World. 3. The rival school’s mascot wasn’t even a tiger.

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@peterhartlaub

6 years

🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨 The @GrandLake Theatre has been sold outright to its longtime leaseholder. He plans to register it as a historical landmark, so it can keep showing movies pretty much forever. #Oaktown

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5 years

This is for everyone who hauled a drum kit, bacon-wrapped hot dog grill and beer cooler on the BART pedestrian walkway. As the @Warriors leave Oracle, a tribute to the bridge no one wanted, and we all grew to love. (s/o @justinberton for the idea!!)

A tribute to the Coliseum BART pedestrian walkway, accidental East Bay treasure

There have been many thoughtful and melancholy paeans to Oracle Arena as the Warriors...

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@peterhartlaub

6 years

@CourtneySF It was a family event with 60 or so people. I’m guessing whoever was sitting near him thought it was hilarious and covered for him.

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@peterhartlaub

7 years

@katienotopoulos Before our big rivalry football game, the other school brought a live tiger to their rally and it jumped into the crowd and mauled a player.

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@peterhartlaub

3 years

“Space Jam with Klay Thompson” 💯💯💯 @KlayThompson @grandlake #Oaktown

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@peterhartlaub

4 years

Biked by The Warfield the other day & wasn’t expecting this on the pandemic marquee.

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@peterhartlaub

7 years

Found this fantastic image in our archive, of the Reds shift against @SFGiants lefty Willie McCovey in 1969. Check where the SS is playing.

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

2 years

WTAF @SFGiants !! Who approved this?!? This should not be in the Dugout Store. Would be like walking in the Hogwarts store from “Harry Potter” and finding a T-shirt that says “Voldemort.” 😡😡😡

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2 years

My 87-year-old dad has a standing offer $100 to the first grandchild who can beat him at table tennis. (Still holding on to his money.)

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@peterhartlaub

3 years

It climbs S.F. hills like a goat, can put out actual fires and “brings out the absolute best in people.” I’d like to introduce you to your new best friend, Kiri the teeny tiny fire truck.

Meet Kiri, the tiny Japanese fire truck bringing joy to San Francisco

San Francisco’s most joyful resident over the past year may be a Japanese fire truck...

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Peter Hartlaub

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6 months

One of my all-time favorite views of San Francisco is from the Rockridge @SFBART platform. 🚊🌁💯

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

4 years

Holy s—- Alameda Twitter! There’s an A++ all-teen and pre-teen East Bay metal band playing at Grand and Eagle. Come watch before APD tries to shut it down. 🔥🤘🔥🤘🔥 They’re on Insta.

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Peter Hartlaub

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5 years

Greatest diss tracks in history: 6. Ice Cube: “No Vaseline” 5. Nas: “Ether” 4. Dr. Dre & Snoop: “Dre Day” 3. Carly Simon: “You’re So Vain.” 2. Jay-Z: “Takeover” 1. Baltimore Sun: “Better to Have a Few Rats Than to Be One.”

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@peterhartlaub

7 years

I'm now the lone holdout in our house for getting a dog. The kids put together this propaganda slideshow.

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

4 years

Grew up with this man in my living room. I remember what a treat it was to get to eat dinner in front of CBS Evening News. And can still say with confidence that 2020 Dan Rather is my favorite Dan Rather. #Courage

Dan Rather

@DanRather

4 years

Love the indie bookshops. Please support them.

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@peterhartlaub

6 years

Horrible take. This is someone who never spent $40 for 4 tickets, 4 hot dogs and 4 bags of chips - to root for Vonteego Cummings at Oracle Arena. Those of us who endured 35-plus garbage years deserve this, and every win can never grow old or seem anything but joyous and special.

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

5 years

My dog looks so sad when we come home we may just never leave the house again.

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@peterhartlaub

3 years

Al Capone was still imprisoned in Alcatraz when this Australian lungfish arrived at @calacademy The story behind Methuselah, who likes fresh figs, belly rubs and scaring panicked Steinhart Aquarium guests into thinking she's dead. 🐟🐟🐟

The oldest aquarium fish in the world lives in San Francisco. She likes belly rubs

The Cal Academy of Sciences is home to the oldest aquarium fish in the world, an...

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

7 years

The @GrandLake Theater is absolutely electric for #BlackPanther . Dude just walked in, yelled “Happy Wakanda Day, Oakland.” Crowd erupted.

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

1 year

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@Culture_Crit

1 year

Does humanity have any greater architectural legacy than the Gothic cathedrals of Europe?

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

5 years

This isn’t a view. It’s a reminder that living in the Bay Area is worth the trouble. I’m jaded about 93% if things these days, but never get tired seeing this skyline at night. Standing ovation every time.

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

6 years

Manny Machado striking out and falling down to lose the World Series in Los Angeles was my second choice to the Giants having a good team this year. 🏆🏆🏆

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

2 years

California poppy is the best flower ⬇️

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

11 months

I feel bad for Kapler. He got 107 wins with a roster that was 65% misfit toys, and was rewarded with an 85% and then 90% misfit toys roster. Also he bike commuted from North Beach, which is fucking cool, and a story I will now never get to write.

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@susanslusser

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Giants fire Gabe Kapler after team's stretch run stumble, September swoon via @sfchronicle

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

7 years

@javachik @nxthompson I give him a pass. Don't think his intention was to do anything but stop her from attacking a man McCain respects despite differences.

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

3 years

Love when I’m biking along the shoreline and San Francisco in the distance looks like the end of a mythical quest. 🚴‍♀️🌁❤️

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@peterhartlaub

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Culture Critic

@Culture_Crit

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What is the most astonishing building you have set foot inside?

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@peterhartlaub

1 year

Someone please let me out of this dystopian hellhole. 🌁❤️

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1 year

It’s a beautiful day in San Francisco.

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4 years

Open House: Son’s teacher asked where we’d go if we could go anywhere & called me first I said “IDK, just a chain restaurant. Olive Garden. I’d love to eat & not be stressed by everything” But she meant what COUNTRY b/c she teaches world history & now we have to change schools.

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@peterhartlaub

1 year

Hell yes @SFGiants still have Anchor!! 🧡⚓️

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@peterhartlaub

7 years

ESPN captures the moment when @Warriors GM Bob Myers realizes that he never saw his dad and Santa Claus in the same room ...

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5 months

“The Giants sent emails to fans who purchased walkway tiles across McCovey Cove … to inform them that their decades-old messages now will be seen digitally at a kiosk.” Seriously, WTF is going on with the @SFGiants right now? Scoop from @JohnSheaHey ⬇️

‘Almost sacred’: Giants fans outraged by removal of tiles they bought for loved ones

The San Francisco Giants sent emails to fans who purchased walkway tiles across McCovey...

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@peterhartlaub

10 years

Boomers: Where were you when JFK was shot? Gen X: Where were you when Challenger exploded? Generation Llama: Where were you when #TheDress ?

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5 years

The death of San Francisco is an illusion, and it always has been. My essay on the myth of the Golden Age of SF, how history disproves "How San Francisco broke America's heart," and why this city is still brimming with soul.

‘San Francisco is rotting’ story is wrong: City is brimming with soul

San Francisco takedown pieces, particularly the recent ones, share similar hallmarks: a...

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@peterhartlaub

7 years

@grandlake Director and #Oakland native Ryan Coogler at @GrandLake in Oakland - surprising 10 p.m. crowd about to see his movie #BlackPanther

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3 years

If “San Fran” was a uniform ⬇️

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@SFGiants

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In this city, you're in the presence of Giants. #SFGiants | @nikediamond

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Peter Hartlaub

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5 years

KFOG was a gift. My thank you note to every DJ, producer & intern, every guest, every KFOG Kaboom fireworks operator, and every Foghead who helped create this three-decades-long mixtape for the Bay Area. Please listen to “Solsbury Hill” as you read this

Thank you, KFOG — San Francisco’s FM station of unlimited possibilities

There were LPs on the walls the last time I visited the KFOG studio. This…

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

3 years

My dog stole my wife @KellyHartlaub ’s sandwich the other night & now when there’s a sandwich on the counter she’s like El Chapo looking for new ways to escape from prison.

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

9 months

Shohei Ohtani's "perception" of San Francisco? Here's why I'll never care. Let's stop hand-wringing over outsiders who stoke fear about our city — and ride with the people who believe in a better future. A free agency manifesto: 🌁💯

Shohei Ohtani’s ‘perception’ of S.F.? Here’s why I don’t care

How do we sell San Francisco to baseball free agents like Shohei Ohtani? Start by...

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

5 months

Is this the most inspiring survival story in S.F. history? If I’m correct @buckhorngrill , tucked literally in the furthest corner, is the last original business from the 1999 Metreon opening. Incredible perseverance. This mall has been through hell. Give them a key to the city.

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

7 years

There's a Sikh motorcycle club in the Fourth of July #AlamedaParade . That rumbling you hear is the sound of 🇺🇸 #America 🇺🇸

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

3 years

I wrote a story too! And it’s even more 🥲🥲🥲 Wisdom and hope from Russell Lewis, a man who doesn’t go online and was first in line when @SFPublicLibrary opened its doors for the first time in 14 months. “The library is like my best friend.”

The S.F. Library reopened. Here’s wisdom and hope from the first man in line

Russell Lewis was the first in line as the San Francisco Public Library opened its doors...

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

1 year

My mother Jeanne Leal Hartlaub grounded me in 1983, taking a small bag full of my Atari 2600 cartridges. She found them last week and on May 13, 2023, returned them to me, a 52-year-old man. “Here you go. I guess I hid them a little too well.” 🕹️👾🙂

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

4 years

🚨BREAKING!🚨 I was cleaning in the archive and found a random envelope with all the original @sfchronicle Little Man concept art. There was apparently a Little Man with his thumbs up. 🤯 My world makes no sense any more. cc: @LilyJaniak @SFMarMendoza @MickLaSalle @MusicSF

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4 years

BREAKING NEWS: I started an @sfchronicle Zoom meeting this morning with my @SFGiants Oracle Park cardboard cutout on the screen, and no one appeared to notice.

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@peterhartlaub

3 years

When they do @SFGiants World Series reunions and everyone else is circling the field waving in convertibles pls put this on the big video screen.

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@peterhartlaub

6 years

@Pat_Dwy3r @byrnebabyybyrne If I promise to only feed my kid seaweed snacks and fruit he picked from the yard, can we just stick with the “Shawshank” quotes? Thx much.

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@peterhartlaub

7 years

OMG. Krukow & Crawford at 1990s Fanfest. @SFGiants need to recreate this photo in 2017.

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@peterhartlaub

4 years

I recall when @hunterpence played his last @SFGiants game I thought, “I hope Hunter & @LetsGetLexi come back & visit SF sometime.” They’re out there planting trees, people. And going on urban hikes. And visiting small business & posting about it. 🧡🖤💯 #ForeverGiant #TotalSF

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@hunterpence

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It was an honor to plant trees with @SFUrbanForester Looking forward to seeing the trees we planted grow and thrive here in the city! Be sure to catch @LetsGetLexi new video tomorrow.

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Peter Hartlaub

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5 years

I took this photo, and still only 85% sure it’s real.

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

4 years

I’m enshrining today’s commute into the ferry ride back to Alameda hall of fame. @SFBayFerry 💯💯💯

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

4 years

Essay I will write someday: “Sneakers” is the most underrated San Francisco movie.

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3 years

I found this 1942 @sfchronicle archive image 5 yrs ago: A family waits for an internment camp bus as S.F.'s Japantown was erased. We know the fate of the smiling boy. He returned, and his impact on the city still resonates. An #Order9066 mystery solved:

What happened to the family in this 1942 photo? It’s a story of persecution and resilience

The 1942 photo of a Japanese family held a rare clue to tracing their story. It began...

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

4 years

Finnerty's, the New York bar for Bay Area fans, announced it's closure this a.m. due to pandemic-related challenges. My thank you note to @Finnertys . ⬇️ You paid taxes to New York City, but you were the most San Francisco bar I've ever known. 🙏🙏🛎️

A thank you note to Finnerty’s of New York, the most S.F. bar I’ve ever known

Finnerty’s of New York, the most San Francisco of sports bars, closes because of...

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@peterhartlaub

6 years

Pupdate: In 36 hours I’ve gone from “I’m not a dog person” to “Maybe we should wear matching bandanas?”

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@peterhartlaub

1 year

This always looks wrong to me. We should paint a rainbow on the other side of Robin Williams Tunnel. Let’s do this @CaltransHQ #DoubleRainbow in 2023 🌈🌈🌈🌈

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5 years

“Ma” looks scary but I want a horror movie that’s just Draymond Green dropping his contact lens in different dirty places and then putting it back in his eye.

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@peterhartlaub

11 months

RIP @SenFeinstein A political figure of strength & love for SF all my life. I’ll always remember her first senate run - when she pulled this college journalist out of a crowd of reporters and said: “You live here? Where’s a good place to get frozen yogurt?” 📸: Sherry Gurtler

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5 years

This is, we believe, the first @SFGiants photo ever taken. Willie Mays came to SF in 1957, on an advance PR trip to stoke interest in the 1958 arrival of the team. The weird lines are exposure damage. But we have some new restoration techniques. Should @BvnthV & I try to repair?

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

4 years

“... and the always delicious Taco Bell.” Earlier this year we agreed that if my son got a perfect report card, for dinner he could have every item from the “Talladega Nights” dear Lord baby Jesus banquet sequence. Tonight, we pay up. 🙏🙏🙏 🤜 🤛

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The best views from a football field - maybe in the world? - are at this San Francisco high school. My @sfchronicle story - discovering how a genius decision in 1861 gave Sea Cliff views to generations of public school students.

S.F.’s best-kept secret is a high school football field with astounding views

One of the best views in San Francisco is from a public high school’s football field...

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@peterhartlaub

3 years

I made a San Francisco. #TotalSF 🌁❤️

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@peterhartlaub

2 years

Canceling my cable package over this complete bullshit.

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@peterhartlaub

3 years

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 There’s an all-teen death metal band playing under Rockridge BART. Nature is healing. Hail mighty @ironfrontmetal 🤘🏼🤘🏼

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4 years

Saw this outdated sign and felt a little wistful. I sincerely hope I get a chance to not go to Shen Yun this year.

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@peterhartlaub

7 years

Incredible news. Wife & I are in Pittsburgh to celebrate our anniversary & watch @sfgiants , and there's a Furry convention in our hotel. 🦊🦁🦄

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5 years

Uncle Dick in the Deer Stand is my alt-country/folk-punk band. We're on the bill at Hotel Utah. Be there by 4:30 p.m. because we're going up first again. #DemDebate2020

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@peterhartlaub

6 years

Because no one ever saw a whale at The French Laundry ... Pretty strong case here that the Pacifica @TacoBell is the greatest restaurant in human history. I talked to the locals =>

Chalupa in paradise: Does Pacifica have the world’s best Taco Bell?

Pacifica resident Richard Solin follows a routine when he goes to the greatest Taco Bell...

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@peterhartlaub

8 years

All-Star basketball. All-Star fashion. All-Star barbecue. All-Star @Warriors ambassador. All-Star man. #RIPBigNate

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@peterhartlaub

4 years

"What did people do before social media, dad?" "We just walked down the street and looked at the @GrandLake Theatre marquee." (1/20/2021 📸 sent by Allen Michaan)

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3 years

It’s the one-year anniversary of Orange Skies Day. 🟧🌉🟧 On seminal where-were-you Bay Area moments, “Blade Runner 2049,” auto-white balance and why we must never forget the details of Sept 9, 2020.

The orange skies have faded. But Orange Skies Day is forever

It has been one year since Orange Skies Day in the Bay Area, when wildfires layered with...

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@peterhartlaub

3 years

My Duane Kuiper broken bat baseball card arrived! Bought it after I heard Jon Miller telling the story on KNBR. @cmkuiper @knbrmurph

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5 years

The cars are gone. The seagull stays. Introducing your new 49 Mile Scenic Route: Guided by @sfchronicle readers, we’ve completed a walk & bike-friendly #49MileMakeover . Celebrating small businesses, dive bars, good cheeseburgers & constant surprises.

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3 years

Loving the Bay Area so much right now. 💯💯💯 At Oakland Coliseum to get my older son his second shot, and these National Guard dudes were busy pruning flowers to give to all the mothers driving through. 🌺🌺🌺

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4 years

For future reference, when the sky looks like this at night, it’s a rip in space and time and the Bay Area will spend the next 12 hours as a Midwestern state.

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4 years

I want to cry. My local video store just reopened. If the store renting DVDs is willing to keep fighting, who the f—- am I to be a pessimist and give up hope on my industry, my neighbors, our future? Be kind. Rewind. That blinking light means reset. Let’s do this Bay Area.

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1 year

The A’s ownership doesn’t deserve these great fans.

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2 years

Love my Warriors and will continue to buy all the merch but will not be purchasing this Interstate 5 Kettleman City truck stop hat.

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6 years

As a baseball fan, Oakland fan and “Lord of the Rings” fan, I’m endorsing the hobbit-friendly design of the #HowardTerminal A’s ballpark. Which I will be calling “The Shire” if built to these specifications.

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8 years

4-year-old @halloates superfan can't decide whether to be @johnoates or @LFDHcom for Halloween. Chooses both. A++! Thanks Elsa & mom Stacey!

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@peterhartlaub

4 years

Those photos were taken by @jachristian from the @sfchronicle !!! You can make it up by buying 44 subscriptions. See her work & the rest of our talented 📸 staff every day. #SupportLocalNews

Barack Obama

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The fires across the West Coast are just the latest examples of the very real ways our changing climate is changing our communities. Protecting our planet is on the ballot. Vote like your life depends on it—because it does.

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4 years

I’m so screwed today. My kids are doing April Fools jokes. I’d lecture them about the horrible timing, but when I yelled in the shower it was the happiest we’ve seen them in weeks. #AprilFools #wfhwithkids #WFH

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Oh hell no! 😡 As a fan I can handle lukewarm off-seasons, constantly losing top free agents etc - because the ballpark experience is so good @RenelSFVoyce is the human representation of that Over a contract? This feels like @SFGiants just filled in McCovey Cove with concrete

Susan Slusser

@susanslusser

5 months

Giants and longtime Oracle Park PA announcer Renel Brooks-Moon part ways via @sfchronicle

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

1 year

Is this the most old school restaurant in San Francisco? Sam’s Grill doesn’t just give out matchbooks, they still use two letters as the prefix in their phone #

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

5 years

I’ve completely lost my ability to discern what’s real and what’s satire in the world.

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

5 months

We came to the Oakland Coliseum tonight to not watch a baseball game. (It’s way more fun out here.) The owners may reap the profits. But the FANS get to tell the team’s story. #OpeningDayBoycott #SellTheTeam #BlockParty @LastDiveBar @Oakland68s @Oaklandish 💚💛👊🏼💯

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

5 years

You’re a public nuisance, Hillsborough.

Hillsborough calls Flintstone House a ‘public nuisance’

Recognizable for its bright hues and bulbous shape, views of the “Flintstone House” from Interstate 280 have captured the imaginations of many who have passed by the Hillsborough home for

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

4 years

Our 💯💯💯 neighbor is filling her Little Library with food & hygiene products. Are others doing this? Please send me a photo if you see one. #LittleLibrary #AlamedaLittleLibraryChallenge

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

1 year

My tribute to the Oakland A’s fan. The @sfchronicle archive confirms what we already knew: You’re the pride of Bay Area fandom, and you don’t deserve any of this. (Gift link! Because no A’s fan should hit a paywall this week.) 🐘🙏🏼

Oakland A’s fans are the best in the Bay Area: Here’s proof in 13 archive photos

As the Oakland A’s seem headed to Las Vegas, it’s time to pay tribute and admit (even...

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

9 years

At this point, @CNN has stopped pretending to care about issues, and is just reading questions from each candidate's junior high slam book.

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

3 months

The grocery store sandwich may be the last true bargain food deal in the Bay Area.

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

4 years

@darth Two years ago I told everyone “I’m not a dog person.” 📸: @jachristian #WindowPortrait

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

4 years

I’m a grown man with children of my own, but when I walk down the breakfast cereal aisle I still think “My mom won’t let me buy that kind ...”

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

3 years

“OWN A PIECE OF HISTORY!” My new favorite culture writer is the person who wrote the sign for this free TV on the sidewalk near my home.

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Peter Hartlaub

@peterhartlaub

4 years

Finally got around to framing this. My older son put this scrap of paper under my pillow when he was 6 or 7 years old, after I took away his screens for something. “Worst perenting ever” is my mantra.

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