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11 months
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Parents spot fake friends, Children spot fake relatives.
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Never announce something before its actually done, nazar is real.
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10 months
Today marks 3 years since my uncle took my CV to see what he can do.
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Every shaadi wala ghar has that one kid who has exams.
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Desi culture is thinking sprite is healthier than coke.
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You will find men sitting on terrace at 3am scrolling through pakwheels looking for car worth 1.4crore with 100rs in their pocket. 🙂
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If you have a family that loves you, a few good friends, food on your table and a roof over your head. You are richer than you think.
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1 year
A small Halal salary is far greater than a large haram one.
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1 year
Looks don't matter, but dressing sense does, bro.
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1 year
Perhaps after 111 years, it's time we let her remain and rest in the deep sea without disturbing her slumber, May the five souls rest in peace.💔 #OceanGate #Titan #Titanic
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1 year
Marriage at an early age, where we can enjoy halal dates, strive together, fix each other and get rich together. But, no one is up for this discussion.
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10 months
True. 🧿
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11 months
it’s not “helping your wife with the kids” it’s called parenting your children. it’s not called “lending her a hand” it’s called being an active father.
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Men can never hate women the way women hate women. I said what i said.
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1 year
Me on every Eid dump i see
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11 months
For those who say "Merey jo dil mein ata hai, Main bol deta/deti hun", This is not a thing to be proud of, Having brain to mouth filter is included in basic manners.
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1 year
Relax karo behan, No girl wants your man, it's your man who wants every girl.
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1 year
Adhi zindagi to apni insaniyat ka saboot detey guzar gayi hai.
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1 year
The desi urge to say “khair” after pouring your heart out
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Boys please understand that the humour you have around boys is not the humour you should have around the girls.
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A girl may look dumb but as soon as you get into an argument with her she turns into a lawyer with a degree from Harvard law school.
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1 year
Men will flirt with you at night and be 0% interested in you next day 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Nazar is so real. Please protect your happy life, protect your relationship, protect your loved ones. People can't see you happy. They can't see you growing and glowing. Don't tell people about how much your family supports you, don't tell people how your loved ones treat you.
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1 year
Brown men in kitchen at Iftaar time:
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Just look at yourself and be honest, Can you marry someone that behaves like you?
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Drop the saddest lyric song you ever heard.
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1 year
🥲🥲
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Damn!
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Dudes be like "mulk chor do bhaii" as if roz kalma chowk se metro bus jaati ho europe.
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Parents spot fake friends, Children spot fake relatives.
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1 year
Me: Right after praying Fajr
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Ab samjh aya daily life ko “roz marra” kyun kehtey hain.
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Simple nikah done in a Masjid with a small walima with close friends and family >>
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🇺🇸: Oh so you're dating someone 🇵🇰: Reportein arahi hain tumhari
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2 years
Lucky are those who've KFC in their cities
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1 year
Flex something that only your city has?
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As you get older, you start to pay more attention to people's mindset rather than their looks.
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Having a soft heart can be such a curse sometimes
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Drop 3 words better than "i love you"
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Can we normalize liking a person's Instagram story, without it being a sign that you like them that way? If I like a song you posted, I'll like it. If you posted a picture of the water and I like it, I'll like it. This doesn't mean I want to have kids with you!
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Aunties and their obsession with “isne mujhe salaam nahi kiya”
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Nazar is so real. Please protect your happy life, protect your relationship, protect your loved ones. People can't see you happy. They can't see you growing and glowing. Don't tell people about how much your family supports you, don't tell people how your loved ones treat you.
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Desi parents will tell you not to believe everything you see on the internet, and then believe everything they see on facebook.
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Imagine your parents supporting love marriage but to can't find anyone 😭
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A small halal salary is far greater than a large haraam one.
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Do an engineer and a doctor make a good couple? Asking for a friend.
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1 year
Unfollowing dead ones, if you’re active say hey
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Brown moms believe their sons can never fall in love, the girl has only trapped them.
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Every Pakistani wedding is incomplete without?
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Sabr is when your heart is burning and your tongue is silent.
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The pain of marrying the wrong person is worse than your present fear of not getting married at 30.
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🇦🇺 : *Blocked* 🇵🇰 : Aap block kardo.... Mere hath kaanp rahe hain. 😭
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“sorry just saw your text” - me with a screen time of 11 hours per day.
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Give a guy any car accessory and he will keep it there forever.
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Family is supposed to help family, not watch them struggle and talk about them.
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Wallah. 🥲
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Always be grateful that your face protects you from haram relationships! 🙏
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Can we please normalise wearing unpressed outfits 😭🤌🏻
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Urdu is so confusing, "Achey kaam mein dair kesi" And "Jaldi ka kaam shaitan ka" Like WTF do you want bro?
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The urge to say "Main theek hun yar, mujhe kya hona hai" when you are literally at the lowest stage of your mental health.
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In modern texting, the word "BRO" has no gender!
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Simple nikah done in a Masjid with a small walima with close friends and family >>>
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💯
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Nobody supports you better than a social media homie you have never met.
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1 year
Ladies, Agree?
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Make dua for your partner in every salah. Even if you're not married yet, pray to Allah to give your future spouse good health, increase their Imaan, give them protection and bring you both together when the time is right.
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Brown Parents will say "stay away from strangers" and then convince you to marry one. 🤡
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The more I get older, the more I realize that the most of things that our parents said are true!
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Y’all push genuine people so far that they turn cold to the whole world.
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May our mothers be rewarded in paradise with all the luxuries they couldn’t have in this world.
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KFC or McDonald’s?
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I'm legit unfollowing all dead accounts, Drop something if you're active. 👀
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You may be old but are you this old?
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Lower ur gaze, not just from the opposite sex but also from the faults of others, lower ur gaze from that which doesn't concern u, lower ur gaze from that which people want hidden, lower ur gaze from that which makes u angry, lower ur gaze from the things that will make u jealous
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Feminism is not about hating men!
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InShaAllah 🤲
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Daal chawal supremacy!
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Raita ruins the taste of biryani.
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Marriage at an early age, where we can enjoy halal dates, strive together, fix each other and get rich together. But, no one is up for this discussion.
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In brown families, if you started skin care routine then you are probably in love
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Desi culture is thinking sprite is healthier than coke.
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Sab laut kar ayengey tum ek bar kamyaab toh ho jao.
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Tell me a worse reply than ‘K’
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What is free in Pakistan? COUSIN KA RISHTA
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Dear brothers and sisters.
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🤷🏻‍♀️
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Larka inko civic wala chahiye khud bhaley saari zindagi chingchi par dhakey khaye hon. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Marrying someone who brings you closer to Allah and boosts your imaan is genuinely a blessing. May we all marry a righteous spouse who will always be a reminder. آمين
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Sabr is not easy. It drains you mentally and physically. It leaves you on edge. It breaks you down, but you know what Allah said? "I am with the patient" Allah is with you. This should be enough to keep you going.
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"Who got you smiling like that" Me bro I'm delusional.
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Sirf saal badle ga, Qismat to wohi rahegi.
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Be her peace bro, her degree is already making her cry.
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Rich or poor, educated or not. Allah didn't give you the right to disrespect anyone.
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Itni overthinking key baad bhi itney galat decisions!! Chii..
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Unfollowing dead accounts! Please react on this tweet if you're active.
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