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Professional oppositionalist. Dedicated reply guy. Text-while-driving regional champion. Reader of whole posts, articles, and threads.

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Leftism, like all religious or ideological movements drunk with power, is a parody of itself: It hates in the name of love. It shames in the name of acceptance. It wants conformity in the name of diversity. It wants unilateral control in the name of freedom.
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@nkaramatov @EverythingOOC The bark has clearly been stripped. Are you suggesting that we’re all white under the surface? Bigot. /s
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@ryan__5420 @RealDante12 “Look, we agreed to five shots, but you took eight. That was a few too many and now you’re making a scene.”
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@LavenderGhast The Slave-1, right?
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@cmc223 Taxed for buying it, taxed for owning it, taxed for selling it, taxed on the money you made to keep it, taxed on the materials to maintain it, and (my favorite) taxed MORE if you improve it. And still they want more. They invent ways to tax you.
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@RVAwonk “Follow the white rabbit” is another reference from the Matrix. Are we still accusing people of conspiracy theories? Is that still a thing?
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@EverythingOOC I have stolen bob.
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@_lizharvey The real age line how the spell the shorthand of “newbie.” Newb? Noob? N00b? Three different age brackets entirely.
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@lheal @WallStreetSilv @Timcast Ah, yes - another tax. That’s what’s needed. Let’s not address the root of the issue, let’s just find a way to excise the last dollar we can from an entity that closing due to theft and loss. Brilliant.
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@SlurricaneH This is probably the first time I have ever seen anyone refer to the English language as “simple.” Seriously. Ever.
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@DAVID_FIRTH Totally. Maybe we should ensure that every person has a unique identifier. Call it a “user handle” or something?
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@lessbarb @ChristinaPushaw Nothing screams “adult” like posting a sign that gives you the finger while berating you for not doing as your told. Maybe that’s what your parents were like, but that’s far from “adult” behavior.
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@FragoutDesign @awkwardgoogle Then you have a very interesting something to throw at someone you don’t like, I suppose.
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@TRHLofficial My favorite plot twist is Rage on Behalf of the Machine.
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@AveryRetardio @nkaramatov @EverythingOOC Wrong! I got more fake internet points, so clearly my argument was the bestest.
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@ZubyMusic If you go into a thousand-yard stare when asked about WHERE YOU’RE FROM, then you don’t need the world to conform to your wishes, you need therapy.
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@nypost Whelp.
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@realchrisrufo They’ll be counting until 2 AM at which point counting will stop and Nikki Haley will suddenly surge to the top.
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@MrAndyNgo This has been my exact experience being the only White kid on the bus. Kids are cruel.
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@AsTheWorldBurnz @lwoodhouse @redsteeze I started following him when he got flak for his reporting after George Floyd’s death. I believe he interviewed a black man who asked something like “why does a black life matter only when a white man takes it?” I had no idea who he was then.
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@Rogue_Jedi_Theo @GiveMeBanHammer I’d like a world where the phrase “the squatter claims to be there legally” doesn’t make sense - legal or otherwise - to anyone.
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@KLVeritas I’m so glad we stayed away from this vaccine. I have no idea if this claim is any more or less true than the claims of how amazing the vaccine is, but my gut-check ‘wait and see’ approach seems to be beneficial anyway.
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@AhBenSimonac @CNN @ForecasterEnten Based on your description alone, this is why many are abandoning the Democratic Party.
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@Timcast Expanding definitions into meaninglessness is their specialty, honestly.
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@PolitiFact Holy cow. There’s absolutely no way you guys are a neutral entity.
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@MrAndyNgo I have been threatened, beaten, and even had my head spilt open for being the only white kid in the neighborhood. Kids don’t understand the bigger picture of their words and actions. They solve problems using the tools they are given, find, or construct for themselves.
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@IndiaWilloughby @jk_rowling Nobody *had* to define what a woman was - It was painfully obvious to them, as they had to struggle for an equal place with men over the course of human history. But now that men can be women, all that progress is being made irrelevant, which is @jk_rowling ’s point. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@patrickadney11 That’s not what I took from it. It’s perfectly reasonable for a group of non-Jedi Force-sensitives to understand the Force in their own way, even if it’s wrong. It’s also plausible that there are other Force-borne children. The Jedi and Sith don’t have exclusive rights over it.
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@woofknight I’ve found the way to navigate this: Start your explanation from the latest point, closest to the outcome and work backwards. When you start from the beginning, people get suspicious.
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@ggaaarrryyyy Life comes at you fast.
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@ZubyMusic We’ve been unwittingly funding endless wars for eons.
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@uberfubijar @MyNameIsRickyM I’m convinced that this Twitter account is run be someone in one the deceased Coyotes families.
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@NYDailyNews Nothing shows more trust in public education like eliminating the cumulative result of said education as a requirement for entry into higher learning.
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@ConceptualJames You mean the family that won’t talk to us because we refused to get a vaccination? That family?
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@ChristinaPushaw @Michael68141492 That sign would ensure that I never wear a mask on the train ever again.
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@realchrisrufo @Jenniferhochsc2 More and more this reeks of a class action lawsuit. Members of Harvard academic and administrative teams are literally devaluing your education in real time. Amazing.
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@replyguy111 @sarafischer @axios @mikeallen @margarettalev It’s not. It’s also illusionary. Even if he wins, He does t actually get control until next year.
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@JesseKellyDC Her ability to smell EVERYTHING. It’s a roulette wheel of products we aren’t using or rood we’re not eating anymore because of the way the smell or how the heightened smell as changed the way they taste.
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@ZubyMusic This is a very real fear. We have rearranged our lives to ensure that our kids aren’t exposed to this in an uncontrolled way, knowing also that life finds a way. We can’t protect them forever, we can only equip them with the best tools to navigate this world while and unharmed.
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@lporiginalg “White Lives Matter” is anti-Jewish? What?
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@rajvishah30 @RichaaaaSingh It has less to do, I think, with making you feel safer and more with ensuring the men are never able to be credibly accused of misconduct. Accusations (including those that are false or mistaken) are often just as damaging as if a conviction had already been decided.
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@SpillTheMemes Considering that the first police officer he had contact with then tries to then break into his house, I don’t blame him.
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@goddeketal “It doesn’t matter who you click with!” Well, it kind of does if you value staying alive. Lots of commentary here.
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@RespectfulMemes “Thank you for your friend operation.” is now forever in my lexicon.
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@libsoftiktok If Donald Trump ruined the flag for them, they hated it long before he took office.
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@markrugerman45 @debostic Meme country, meme juries.
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@wildtiktokss @YungVec It’s simple: “F” is for “Feels” and “C” is for “sCience.” (Simple, not clever.) When humans feel temperature, we think from high to low and judge against the high: 100. When humans want to measure temperature, we do so from low to high and measure starting from the low: 0.
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@TheSDPadresFan @InsaneRealitys Well then. That’s terrifying.
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@RBReich These are from you, right? These tweets where you use the word “fascist” or “racist” to describe anyone outside of your political leanings?
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@VoLinxx Real answer? By keeping them away from toxic ideologies that assign guilt and responsibility to them because of skin color. Otherwise, you’ll just create a new generation of racists who feel justified in hating their neighbor because “they hated me first.”
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@andst7 Because they’ve already made a decision on how they feel about Elon and anything he does. Nothing he does will be good enough anymore. Amplifying any positive accomplishments will be equivalent to agreeing with his politics.
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@ExcelHumor Always B2. Gotta have margin.
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@ninaturner The idea that you get more money from your paycheck with the trade off of EVERYTHING costing 30% more seems like a bad deal.
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@glitterwitchx @jk_rowling This is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.
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@Arbitrary_user @adamdavidson This is the most perplexing bit: we speak of class but use the word ‘race.’ And so us under-earning White people are assumed to have the advantages of those who earn much, much more. Thus we’re alienated, too; the end result being more racial enmity.
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@RtrnSanity Because I have school-age kids *now*. I can’t afford to wait for a dysfunctional system to resist change and finally fix itself.
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@Timcast This version of @Timcast that calls everyone out on their shenanigans, no matter who they are, is my favorite.
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@GigaBasedDad @uncomfybrain The issue becomes when scores of Christians want to legislate your ability to do X out of existence.
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@brogadishu @ZubyMusic I had a quiet family and simple means of income as of 2019. Then I got let go because of COVID and have been floating ever since. @ZubyMusic ’s points are on-point. He’s obsessed with self-sufficiency, of which money plays a vital part.
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@DuckDuckGo @iblametom I’m old enough to remember when this happened:
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@Partisan_O Born before the internet, but still young when it hit critical mass, we are natives of two versions of human reality.
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@amylorrainelong I’ve experienced this with my wife - especially when getting care for the kids and EVEN WHILE SHE WAS GIVING BIRTH. Eventually, we just got into a routine where someone would ask her something and then I would answer. I talk to doctors now. They don’t take her seriously.
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@Devon_Eriksen_ I bookmarked all of your posts and will be buying your book(s?) as soon as I'm able. Thank you for stating so clearly what many of us struggle to articulate to others.
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@MmeBlackBalloon I caught pneumonia twice during the night of the COVID crazy and people were *relieved* that it wasn’t COVID. Pneumonia’s body count literally makes COVID look like a cold. People are…people, lol.
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@annecollier @eirliani @podesta_lesley I stopped reading here. There is nothing of value to be gained here.
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@angrybklynmom That was the primary response in 2020, when all of those business were burned to the ground: “It’s whatever. They have insurance.” As if that makes everything ok?
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@GPrime85 It’s an old-school Christian thing: mock and judge the “sinners” rather than engage and win them over.
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@Muximori @ArturSmiarowski I mean, “Do what we want or we’ll make sure you’re not successful” seems an awful lot like oppressive behavior, no?
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@angrybklynmom If someone responds with some thing that makes sense, please let me know.
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@SwiftOnSecurity “Full-Stack” is code for “I can kinda get by on all of it, but only really know one of them. Maybe.”
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@Keggs719 @rweingarten @POTUS Shelves full of it, apparently.
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@wildtiktokss 8 billion birthdays across 365 calendar days. Of course, this doesn’t account for those born on certain days in a leap year.
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@DaleStarkA10 Imagine drilling with a 1SG for years before a deployment, but hen learning he was on the list to make SGM, the he pops smoke when a deployment rolls around. Demoralizing.
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@Sp0okyBoiii @Timcast It’s assumed that when CERN first turned it on, they inadvertently blended our reality with an alternate one, resulting in the chaos that has been the world over the past few years.
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@roadtoserfdom3 @jordanbpeterson Sadly, it is for some who are finally pulling their heads out of the sand.
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@DanWuori When my oldest was that size, he was trying climb up a piece of playground equipment and visibly scared. I would encourage him to continue as say things like “Don’t worry buddy, you got this!” - and I would hear him whisper to himself “I got this. I can do it.” Parents set the
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@awstar11 @kevinmyoung It gets even better when you ask: “Undocumented, huh? Tell me - what were Mary and Joseph doing in Bethlehem?”
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@MrAndyNgo @VenturaReport They are doing this all wrong; they need to be lighting buildings on fire and smashing in car windows. Haven’t we learned anything as a society!?
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@RichPau96743248 @TheFirstOkiro Not just labor, but land. If housing is a human right, where does maintenance fit in? Who’s responsible for that? The occupant? What if they don’t have the skill set? Oh, education, too? And it just goes on and on.
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@DaleStarkA10 @JackPosobiec Sounds like a redemption story.
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@MrAndyNgo In elementary school, I had a Black student tell me that if my family and I were the only White people left on the planet, she would shoot my m and sister and stab me to death. We were in third grade. Racism is a disease that’s caught at home and celebrated by society.
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@j_on20 @lmona823 @MattWalshBlog If sharing Adderall with others who have ADHD is a crime, why wouldn’t this be?
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@jdbarwood @libsoftiktok @elonmusk White males, I think. They’ve kind of made that as clear as they could.
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@MadMikeOfficial I want to know the capabilities of this little guy. A magazine-fed barrel? Hand manipulation of what looks like the front sight post? Trump’s R&D department must have been putting in some crazy overtime.
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@Peaches_Sabrina Well, that’s about as clear as it gets. “We literally cannot argue any charge against him beyond reasonable doubt.”
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@marekjusk @0xRax @AHumanBeing1000 @bluecheckmagic @ZiyaMadlakes @Sargon_of_Akkad When I run a simple google for “genocide of South Africans by White people,” all I get in return is a plethora of articles detailing how White people being killed in South Africa is a myth.
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@jk_seriouslyjk @becboynton @cenkuygur At least she’s consistent with her politics. Get into power, silence opposition, reduce competition, and hold onto the security of position for as long as possible “because the stakes have never been higher.” It fits.
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@Avionyx @jimwaterson When I was an IT director, I implemented a policy called “read-only Fridays.” Everyone should do this.
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@thesarahkelly It’s really not, though. “You had a cat in the apartment? Great, that’ll be $40 extra a month because we are going to be forced to tear all the carpet out and deep clean the place before we rent it out again.”
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@lporiginalg Well, these are the same people that made the “OK“ symbol a symbol of White supremacy. So I guess it makes sense.
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@JesseKellyDC The last two minutes of her speech out-Americas America.
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@ChestyPullerGst The duplicity of man.
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@Timcast I need to get my hands on the books so I can play DND with my kids before it gets all stupid.
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@FromKulak @SenatorCicer0 I wanted this to not be accurate, but damn is this spot-on.
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@DriveMeMild @lporiginalg “I thought things would magically work out for him. Now that the universe didn’t shift to meet his personal expectations, I regret having him!” There’s a point in human history where we’ve stopped maturing; the fallout is terrifying.
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@ClaireFosterPHD @HillaryClinton Well then, I have good news!
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@MrAndyNgo I’ve been attacked multiple times at the bus stop with zero action taken from my elementary school. Blood cuts and bruises, all documented at the principles office, gone unanswered. The first time I defended myself, though? Faced with a suspension.
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