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Uncle Shark

@partreek911

5 months

@yuteoflondon Why can’t we do 50 or 400 or all. Go big or go home, yeah?

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Uncle Shark

@partreek911

6 years

@sugabelly May this opinion forever remain unpopular.

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@partreek911

4 years

@Bmtaung3 @dipuosungula_ @MissManjo Bro, o have serious PTSD from that song

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@partreek911

2 years

@timonaira @JoeyAkan They’re doing it for lesser players than football’s all time top marksman, a bigger L for Beyoncé.

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@partreek911

9 months

@KidBold @_Krokodil_ The kind of solar power set up I’d have with $9m will make PHED jealous of me.

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@partreek911

2 years

@Gbemisoke Friends should always seek to talk things out. Always.

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@partreek911

5 years

@OdionAkhes Try: I attempted to, i put in great effort to can, but Midway through my efforts, I realized that I would not be able to can.

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@partreek911

2 years

@JoeyAkan You just re-won a battle that was already won.

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@partreek911

6 months

@FEELZ_____ Now the world is getting it. I’m personally more invested in the failure of Ghana and South Africa than in the success of Nigeria.

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@partreek911

3 years

@4eyedmonk Lol. Desmond Elliot is mad for this your tweet. You need to understand that even if twitter suspends me, I have nothing to lose, I will open a new account and start again and my first tweet will be "God punish Desmond Elliot".

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@partreek911

3 years

@Leroniz_xo @maxxyfire I don't care about what you'd like to normalise.

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@partreek911

5 years

@SubDeliveryZone First off, he needs to drop friends like you and get new ones who will tell him these three and half words, "it doesn't matter".

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@partreek911

1 year

@Gideoomatic They gave us a good show.

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@partreek911

3 years

@dammydr3zy Everyone on twitter works for Chevron. I'm surprised you don't know this. Do better.

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@partreek911

5 years

@Simpli_Samuel @CovenantBuhari @DaveAkaolisa How they look and their most prized asset is non'ya, short for none of your business.

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@partreek911

3 years

@EzraelAni Aproko doctor no go warn this one against night eating now o

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@partreek911

3 months

@UncleFemi_ It’s a failure of the educational system if you think we must be a lover of someone before calling for justice to be done.

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@partreek911

1 year

@Mrbankstips The always need your votes, never your growth.

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@partreek911

1 year

@Analisa_Swan @SundaeDivine That’s a lot of overthink when someone else already got the job done.

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@partreek911

3 months

@lady_veekee Recent information on the timeline has shown that Nigerians are better speakers of English language than the west, so I posit that what we say it is, is what it should be.

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@partreek911

2 years

@THEKITANJUBRIL HR no come your wedding? You for give am the baby to carry

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@partreek911

2 years

@saint_yce @sucre_harry @Postsubman Oh wow. This is an insightful angle.

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@partreek911

3 months

@Sisi_Yemmie My uncle once told me that someone who HATES your parent cannot love you, because a day will come when they will use you as a means to hurt your parent whom they hate.

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@partreek911

4 years

@broatmilk I fully agree. That's wrong. 20 million is too low, however maybe he's just being benevolent.

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@partreek911

2 years

@timonaira @JoeyAkan Evidence?

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@partreek911

5 years

@Kiode7 @vughnn Thays why it keeps happening. Let these hotels be named and let their businesses be affected, they'll start taking steps to ensure better security. They'll start documenting customers better. Until then, Na joke we dey

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@partreek911

2 years

@HansTheTrapper Imagine someone giving my woman this kind of advice after the kind of week last week was for me. Even my phone was wondering why my screen time was down so much. You people need to stop projecting your misfortunes on everyone abeg. This has me very angry for some reason.

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@partreek911

1 year

@Otunbakush1 Continue to flex. The day police nearly killed your guy, you couldn’t flex like this. People who queue from Lagos to London didn’t choose it, so stunting on them is somehow, but carry on. The thing about Nigeria is, as you flex this one, the next one dey wait you.

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@partreek911

3 months

@NaomiAs_ When party games say, “or drink”, I always wonder what the game assumes I came there for.

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@partreek911

10 months

@Xeunbadejo @thejephaletan This is the most important part. What you CHOOSE to do.

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@partreek911

2 years

@Tunde_OD You're a better man than me. I would have started my own army.

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@partreek911

9 months

@Ic3Evaa There is nothing disrespectful in this. He didn’t call the guy lazy, did he? He simply said it was his choice.

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@partreek911

2 years

@Just4her7 I want to be nice, but I can't be. This is very stupid advice. I'm in the SS right now worrying about my family members in and around Ọwọ, so how do you relocate with your whole family of 50-100 people. Or do you only care about the 5 or 6 nuclear ones.

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@partreek911

7 months

@Nairametrics Even Catholic Church no Dey use Harvest Pledge plan.

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@partreek911

1 year

@realtinuke On some Sundays when I remember, I say a prayer or 2 for David during Mass. He’s worth the pride.

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@partreek911

2 years

@the_beardedsina Go and collect the hype from anikulapo and give soole nw, since you people can’t hype one thing without denigrating another.

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@partreek911

2 years

@khalidmovic Correct answer. 22/20. 2 extra points for keeping your hands where they belong.

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@partreek911

2 years

@teminiikan @therendoll Because somebody wants to buy a land to surprise their wife as new year’s gift and he wants to buy it on the 28th of December.

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@partreek911

2 years

@tomicoker_ They should take their pictures back then. It’s not like anyone begged for it. He wouldn’t be the first child whose picture was used like this so unless you’re fighting for them all,…

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@partreek911

3 years

@Spororon__ I ask again, if una dey reveal these things under zero duress, wetin una go reveal when dem torture una?

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@partreek911

6 months

@HaadiJimoh @BashirAhmaad @GovWike You people have to cut bashir some slack, 7 months ago, the sun used to shine all day and night in Abuja, so street lights didn’t matter.

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@partreek911

2 years

@NgLabour Give him a flag, let's see if flag bearer can carry flag.

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@partreek911

3 years

@wakajugbe How far, we no go talk about the slap?

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@partreek911

4 months

@currentiyke Me I Dey notice o. Tecno,MTN, even the malta Guinness he always puts in the cart first for those he’s doing free shopping for.

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@partreek911

5 years

@TheManUtdWay @omobabalaja Considering how long it took, Shaw is really that slow

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@partreek911

6 years

@RyanArsenal @realmadrid_wwe @harjani_sunny @GaryLineker And you could see his insides? Amazing

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@partreek911

3 years

@notevenvibes Why did I paint this wall white? Cream would be a better colour, or grey, but the rest of the house is already grey, well you can't have too much grey, can you? Yes you can. Is it spelt grey or gray? If I were the one who came up with the word, I'd spell it "graey". Here we go..

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@partreek911

6 years

@_tayoxo When you can just ride a chariot of fire down there. Right?

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@partreek911

5 years

@SmithVinci Bros, the difference is that the average American isn't coming to Nigeria to "look for a better life". We're the one going there, we're the ones who need to maintain a good image to keep doing business with them. businesses will suffer due to this stereotype. Leave denial first.

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@partreek911

5 years

@vughnn What bothers me so far is why none of these hotels have been named?

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@partreek911

10 months

@hlovo_ @akliveen It’s too much power for one person to wield. My heart and my hairline?

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@partreek911

3 years

@urPapaDeyCraze Comedy was so haphazard in those days mehn. This body of work would get basket mouth cancelled in 2021. It really came at the right time.

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@partreek911

2 years

@Mr___Pi @EtuboLion Her father owns half of somewhere (probably Lagos)

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@partreek911

3 years

@Preciou73773603 @Mr_Alexius So, if the gay males have the lowest divorce statistics, doesn't that mean that men aren't the problem and the other gender is?

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@partreek911

3 months

@MainTife Those combinations of Yoruba and English were always bangers. “Iru recalcitrant behavior wo leleyi”, “șe gallivanting la ran e lo school lo șe ni”? Abbl.

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@partreek911

6 months

@IlMelhor If a keeper commits to the near post and he goes for the far post, the keeper looks too stupid for not seeing that coming especially since he opens up his body that way. I fear nobody might ever hack it.

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@partreek911

1 year

@nnwigene How many PL goals do Anambra men have in a season?

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@partreek911

6 years

@Kesse_GH @chemicalbroda That's how you will let them kill me for nothing. My head is actually big, false alarm

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@partreek911

2 years

@johncfc_ @NgLabour And some flag bearer made us think the flag was Thor's hammer the way e dey heavy dem for hand. Doubts cleared.

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@partreek911

1 year

@DrZobo I like the fact that they didn’t do any free PR. She was pouring her oil from cup while using Gino products proudly. Love it.

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@partreek911

1 year

@__Layemi @_faebabyy I asked a Uber driver yesterday whether he will wait for me to bring another road from my fridge since this one was that bad. Next thing he asked about price and offline, I just ended the call and cancelled.

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@partreek911

4 years

@wsxfyhnk @DreNwadugbo Respectfully asking people to stop something on the internet. I wonder why no one has ever thought of that before.

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@partreek911

3 months

@UncleFemi_ Everyone is speaking up for Bobrisky because a senseless injustice has been done. He/she has been imprisoned for an offense that a fine or community service would be more appropriate and beneficial to society. He’s been imprisoned for something everybody in the ruling class does.

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@partreek911

6 years

@iSlimfit Reading this is unhealthy for my gas unless you have concrete proof, I shall continue

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@partreek911

1 year

@1jardo Racism is taking a break for him. Legendary stuff.

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@partreek911

1 year

@bigdaddyfemi @oliveKubmite When you get your first promotion that leapfrogs everyone with “experience” but no degree, it will all hit home. Or when you join a company at “entry level” and you’re already ahead of people who have been there longer but had to start at a much lower level than you.

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@partreek911

6 years

@keithrogers135 Why is your office testing people for pregnancy? Why are they testing men for pregnancy? I'm worried about your office.

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@partreek911

1 year

@perfectioncraze And more importantly, he’s not a chaotic person. He has shown that all he has done so far are measured and calculated and I’m sure he knows he needs to make a statement that doesn’t throw the country into disarray but that also doesn’t concede defeat or make him look docile.

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@partreek911

4 years

@KYAQY President, Vice president, Senate president. I could go on, but you see where I'm going with this.

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@partreek911

3 years

@marvis_encode @JajaPhD I'm here to tell you I did not respect the dead at all. Thanks.

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@partreek911

2 years

@Mr_Dami_ Mummy Tolu o fe ki 96 year old woman lo!!!

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@partreek911

2 years

@Makavelli275 @urchilla01 Imagine how difficult it must be for him to call someone who bought him a car to tell of another financial burden? He took the option that seemed more respectable to him.

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@partreek911

2 years

@Ssaasquatch Dropped extra offering today for Ghana’s downfall to be greater.

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@partreek911

4 years

@WaldoWenger @brfootball Do you need a pair of glasses or a lesson on alphabetical order??

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@partreek911

8 months

@Abiso_la One time for this Ph, I dribble senior man score goal for back of Igoni Hotel. I Dey celebrate, but my teammates lock up. Last last I go apologize to the senior man, tell am say na slip of leg, then him move me join him team comot person for him own team. I knew I had to stop.

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@partreek911

5 years

@SubDeliveryZone Bovi is not a good person at all. Jesus Christ!! Brought Iranian missiles to a arm wrestling contest.

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@partreek911

1 year

@a_aderinsola Some weeks ago, I was apart of the panel interviewing some candidates and a few forgot to bring their CVs. We didn’t really need the CVs because we already had their profiles shared with us by HR before the interview so we just kept it moving. We can’t get stuck on such a thing.

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@partreek911

2 years

@Teefashion01 @TenHagsBaldie Because the issues affecting the country don’t affect the church? Because church people buy fuel at a different price? Or because terrorists avoid churches when planning attacks?

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@partreek911

3 years

@UgwunnaEjikem @_McOatt Also, any small thing, women have started shouting "Jesus" X 77 million and that lack of composure can throw the driver off at critical moments. I'm surprised no driver took time to explain to you.

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@partreek911

6 months

@CityBoyyxxx @Onyibabyyyy @jeniifa_ Over the top of my head, a twitter bio is not a sensible criteria to pick a life partner. But what do I know?

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@partreek911

5 years

@friendlysars_ With what we've seen, she unfortunately speaks the truth. I see every #SARS personnel as a potential killer because of their track record, I don't agree that I'm mad cos of that. The actions of a lot of men have validated her line of thinking.. my one piece.

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@partreek911

3 years

@TechCabal Clubhouse really did themselves dirty. Limited their customer base until a more powerful competitor released their software to a much bigger audience

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@partreek911

2 years

@nicholasibekwe It doesn't worry me one bit. Although I'm a bit worried about what I'll eat this morning. Too many options

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@partreek911

5 months

@yuteoflondon My tweet is doing numbers on my birthday. I like the fact that there are many like minded Nigerians as me. One day we will win.

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@partreek911

3 years

@kaykaymil @jenniferlami_ Contrary to what you may think, fires aren't peculiar to Nigeria.

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@partreek911

3 years

@Elkrosmediahub One landlord asked if I was a working boy because I didn't try to haggle the rent down. Baba kept asking me, "oboy you dey press"? Luckily I didn't have to stay there. Na that man for call EFCC for me.

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@partreek911

2 years

@Naija_PR Violence in football isn't africa-specific and we should stop trying to own it. We watched when Zidane headbutted someone at the world cup.

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@partreek911

2 years

@calebarcher_s @da_divah I see it as God trying to settle some of His children. The court cases will be loud.

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@partreek911

6 years

@IfinwaJ @Rouvafe Featured ke? She's the star of the show

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@partreek911

4 months

@Mr_Amadii Not talking about your parents here, but women really think it’s only the neighbors who can see the resemblance between their children and the man from flat 6. They think the man forgot the doctor told him he can’t father kids 25 years ago. People take a lot.

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@partreek911

5 months

@mordi_ben @yuteoflondon We go give am befitting burial.

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@partreek911

3 years

@brfootball @finewinebaba Awwwwn. Should they slow down for you? As per say Na your ball Na, you no like how dem dey mark you. Sorry ehn, carry your ball go back Germany Na.

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@partreek911

4 years

@_VALKlNG Here's a tip you haven't heard before: UNINSTALL IT.

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@partreek911

2 years

@LachineMachine @ESPNFC I don’t think Mbappe cares if you do all that, but alright.

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@partreek911

5 years

@TheLazywrita He won't be Lazy in Jesus name

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@partreek911

3 years

@Anteneh_Est @HeavenRoy3 Serious disrespect to Cristiano

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@partreek911

2 years

@Caramel_Lima Someone like Ezra could buy a whole island and it would only bring smiles because everyone knows he made his money clean. Na just inspiration e go be.

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@partreek911

5 years

@adriandelmonte @Inter @ManUtd This looks like a good deal. I trust United's board to not take it.

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@partreek911

1 year

@PackedDaily_ You people are mad. This is the first game in a long long time where the keeper hasn’t been busy but you’ve all forgotten that this is how big teams’ games are supposed to be. They should be in control on some days and win without hitting top gear.

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@partreek911

4 years

@Ohloowatoscene @ManUtd @ighalojude No one even comes close

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