Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨 @Ohloowatoscene Twitter profile

Last Seen Profiles

@SelZonaSur_BS

@moonchildisher

@gongU_n

@dylbarl031

@tomosuzuki2009

@naaraamy

@izmirli3564

@bokeplokalmalam

@HumanityGame

@quan425408

@catalinaszrs

@cukienaknikmati

@emasesa

@Ideele

@LynneShiks

@janbari_koharu

@MajorMyjah

@okexindia

@vabankers

@eyilanke

@veenusmoon

@KasihLudah

@pasutri_ngalamm

@JanAdiputra

@znation

@stwmaniax

@donie

@KazuyN_codm

@DianaKarinaBa

@bluemyths

@bigcat_mia

@AndreaS7594544

@Simply_Shift

@mazh_sanaa

@BeninDiplomatie

@pascal_curtil

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

When your daughter is your best friend 😘😍😇

430

17K

73K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀The person reading this ⠀⠀ will be successful ⠀

2K

15K

47K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

I don’t know why WhatsApp will give you “Delete for everyone”, option and still go ahead to gossip that you deleted it.

536

8K

24K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

I pray my first marriage is my only marriage.

599

4K

14K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

Even with Ghana's steady light, they are still not enlightened #GhanaVsNaija

799

2K

11K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Dear @DONJAZZY , I would really appreciate if you can give my company a chance to be your diesel supplier with a good density, quality and price friendly boss. Help retweet guys🙏🙏

SUPREMOS 🤍🐘

@DONJAZZY

5 years

Mavin Creative Studios.

3K

9K

57K

257

6K

10K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

1 year

The pain in her eyes really worth getting the task done... You have gat this Hilda Baci. ❤️😭 #GuinnessWorldRecord

163

1K

9K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

People with a good heart are always unlucky in a relationship.

591

2K

9K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

If you didn’t have sex through out last week, may God bless you Financially.

829

2K

8K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

1 year

We really need Segun Johnson to come hype our Guinness world record breaker Hilda Baci.

210

1K

8K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

Samsung users are the greatest risk takers. How can you be using a phone that the screen alone is more expensive than iPhone itself🤔

713

2K

8K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Men, the woman you will marry, will not die during child labor 🙏

620

1K

8K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

6 years

Can we brag about God for a moment, 🙏I will start. He opens doors no man can close 😭❤🙏

949

3K

8K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

1 year

The love Hilda Baci is getting is massive and encouraging ❤️💯💯 We behind you and praying for you dear🙏

24

493

8K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

You’re actually not pretty, these guys are just horny.

538

2K

7K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

1 year

JUST IN: A Nigerian chef known as Hilda Baci just cook her way into the Guinness World Record with the longest ever cookathon by an individual. Congratulations Queen 👑👑

111

875

7K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Retweet if this couple is giving you joy 😍

99

2K

7K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Why cheat on someone you don't wanna lose, with someone you don't wanna keep🤔

460

2K

7K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

To every rapist out there, your life will never know peace.

365

2K

6K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

No matter how broke you are, what’s that one thing you can still afford🤔

3K

845

6K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

I'm safe to say I've heard and seen it all in this life 😂😂😭😹

402

3K

6K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

If you haven't slept in a hospital bed since the beginning of the year, you should be grateful.

259

1K

6K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

I hope this Coronavirus virus makes you and I understand how small life is. All of a sudden, money , jobs, traveling, lifestyle.. None of it matters, we just want to breath.

128

2K

6K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Are you still a boobs guy with this🤔😍😁

865

917

6K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

No matter how expensive a lady is, there is always a guy that used to fuck her for free

772

981

6K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

Stop collecting gift from men you don’t want to fuck.

462

1K

6K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

Every family has that one fool who leaves the sitting room and chill alone in their room.

1K

656

6K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

Don’t be a boring girlfriend. When he’s asleep, go to his FIFA career and sell Messi 😹

525

792

6K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

No matter how expensive a lady is, there is always a guy that used to fuck her for free.😭

546

1K

6K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

6 years

Sex is supposed to be a marital privilege, not an audition for dating.🤔

244

2K

6K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

To all single men out there, when it’s comes to settle down, I pray you won’t settle down with a bad woman.

453

1K

6K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

I dare you to drop the last two pics you saved. I’ll go fess 🌝 💛

524

289

6K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

Does sex on the first date means that the lady is sheep?

2K

504

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

Honestly, I think black men are not properly loved until they make money😪

386

1K

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

6 years

Can we brag about God for a moment, 🙏I will start. He opens doors no man can close 😭❤🙏

526

2K

6K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

And here is the winner for the #SilhoutteChallenge ... Drum rolls...🥁

239

805

6K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Cardi B is a whole mood 😂😂 #CardiB #CardiBinlagos

239

1K

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

So many broke guys with fresh looks.

678

526

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

Never disrespect someone that made sure you were okay when nobody else did.

108

2K

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Dear Lord, please grant every unemployed graduate out here a good job this month.

278

1K

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

if a guy cries in front of you, he really loves you sis.

1K

786

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

I J U S T W A N T T O T H A N K G O D F O R E V E R Y T H I N G . RETWEET IF YOU DO.

49

4K

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

What type of fruit are you...... Be honest? 1. Apple..... Virgin 2. Orange... Single 3.Guava... Searching 4. Lemon... Married 5.Banana ....Cheating

2K

670

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

If your boyfriend can't pay or afford your bills, you need to find a job and not another boyfriend, don't be stupid.🚶😏😔

346

2K

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Guys, can you date a girl that has a pretty face but no big boobs or ass🤔

1K

483

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Sleeping is natural but waking up is by his Grace. Say something to God. 🙏

264

1K

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

To every lady that has not dated a married man, may God almighty give you a good husband and a peaceful home.

269

1K

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Not all girls are rude! If you see those iPhone girls are calm and they chill a bit. But you see those Infinix and Tecno girls with Mickey Mouse pouch(with big ears) No near them my brother 😹😹

469

1K

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

You’re in Nigeria, fighting racism in USA but in your family no one is allowed to marry from another tribe. Who is fooling who🤔

283

1K

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

David didn’t submit cv but God mentioned him to Samuel. May the Lord single you out for greatness in this month of March.

225

1K

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

“Yes I value you not sex, I will wait till our wedding...” Do such guys still exist?

1K

673

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

Sir, @jidesanwoolu If truly you are a father, son and a brother to lagosians, go and protect the protesters at ALAUSA... unless you are disguising and using us to catch cruise. #Anonymous #ENDSWAT

152

7K

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Not all men come for Sex🍆 Some come to heal, uplift, repair, restore, make you smile and still have sex with you.

292

1K

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

If you’re dating a first born, kindly hug them more often... those people are usually mentally unstable.

400

2K

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

95% of male bestie wants to knack their female bestie.

781

648

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

I wonder what guys see in big boobs🤔

1K

411

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Young boys are getting broke because they play the role of husbands too early. 😁

266

1K

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Once you treat your woman good, She becomes legally blind to other men, All she sees is you....Whether you are rich or poor☺️

386

1K

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Imagine finding both love and friendship in one person.

335

1K

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

How much money will solve your current problem? 🤔 Don't be shy your helper might be on the timeline.🙏

2K

523

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Now that Corona Virus has made Choir Mistress postpone her wedding, how would she explain the pregnancy to Pastor?

307

952

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

No one likes sex than a girl who stays with her grandmother.

420

581

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

This guy can balance the economy of any African country. 🧢

214

2K

5K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Apart from IPhone users, which other people think they’ve made it in life?😁🤔

1K

659

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

We can have sex, hang out, go on dates, move in together, have kids but only as friends.

506

875

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

She invited you for dinner and you are carrying a packet of Condoms, For what?🤔

939

710

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Some years back, a woman was pregnant and after nine months, she gave birth to the most successful person reading this.

123

808

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Financially - I’m going to win. Career wise - I’m going to win. Mentally - I’m going to win. Emotionally- I’m going to win. Physically - I’m going to win. Family wise - I’m going to win. With love - I’m going to win. In my life - I’m going to win. RT if you’re gonna win.

74

3K

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Real men don’t ask for your nude pictures, they will pay your bride to see the original copy.

mara 🧃

@mmaragaray_

5 years

sco pa tu manaa?

1K

8K

353

886

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

My own marriage will work. And I will grow old with my partner.

230

1K

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Android users cannot understand this joke 😁😂😂

545

2K

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

If a rich man is called a sugar daddy, what is a poor man called🤔

2K

422

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Name a non sexual thing that turns you on🤔

2K

399

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Don't call a guy and expect him to do all the talking. He is not a radio 😒

250

1K

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

6 years

Sperming on a girls booty & boobs is out of fashion now ... Sperm inside her ears, so that she can hear babies calling mummy mummy🤷🏾‍♂️🤔

461

2K

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

Marrying the right person is more important than getting married before 30.

194

1K

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

You are 30 and not yet CEO? What a shame! I became CEO at age 15 when my teacher said "Tosin and his company, leave my class" 😂😂😂

227

1K

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

Between Taaooma and Mr macaroni who would you choose to anchor your wedding?

878

311

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

95% of Nigerian youths on twitter are weed smokers.

901

444

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

Second borns are the most stubborn and laziest people in the house.

959

687

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

If only my dad knows how popular I am on social media, he won’t be sending me to go buy petrol.

264

554

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

How much money will solve your current problem? 🤔Don't be shy your helper might be on your timeline.®

2K

407

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Me when i finally beat my friend in FIFA game for the very first time.

SYDNEY WILLS

@sydney_talker

5 years

Bomboclaat

1K

2K

15K

133

897

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

If you know about WhatsApp settings very well, you wouldn't get too excited when bae posts your pictures.

372

716

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

No church has ever held prayers for low sperm count/infertile men, it is always barren women 🥺🥺🥺

261

1K

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

Fashola can find a camera from nowhere but can't find stable power supply. Naija our country 🤡😂

101

2K

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

If new born babies knew the number of men that sucked the same breast before them, they will prefer to drink Garri......

336

670

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Having someone you can tell every detail of your day without feeling like you are being clingy or boring is such a great feeling.

108

986

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

If you're dating a last born, no matter how they behave, love them😍, cherish them 😘and advice them because they don't have sense.

440

871

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Name a food you can never eat, no matter how hungry you are🤭

2K

387

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Time to brag about yourself..... Name something that you are really good at....🤔

1K

383

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Don't pretend to be rich when you are broke, If you are broke show it so that your helper can easily locate you.

166

928

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

Wizkid is the biggest export out of Africa. 🦅❤️

132

342

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Some girls have never been to the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another.

296

941

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

Before October 31st, Pick One With Faith 1. Car 2. House 3. Baby 4. VISA 5. Miracle Money 6. Promotion 7. Job 8. Your Dream Wife/Husband 9. Admission 10. Divine Favour Reply & RT.... 🙏🙏

3K

1K

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

Faithful girls exist but they have small boobs.

342

533

4K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

6 years

What is the last thing you do before you go to sleep?

866

514

3K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

5 years

What's the most common thing men say to ladies to get them laid?

719

447

3K

Tosin🇳🇬🇨🇦👨

@Ohloowatoscene

4 years

Women, if you have dressed up for church and your husband ask for sex what will you do🤔

637

425

4K