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Pro-Jesus/ Saved by Grace/ Budding Surgeon/ Starving artist/ MUFC addict/ Reluctant Nigerian/ Baker/

Nigeria
Joined August 2012
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The artist & her artworks
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The artist & her artworks
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@DeeLaSheeArt Man's technique is flawless though ๐Ÿ˜‚ From the hand grab to the quick turn to the mouth coverage and the release, which special force does he work at ๐Ÿ˜‚???
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After my baby brother finished 100L & lost like half of his stuff, I made a deal with him that I'd always give him food to go if he brought home my flask. 4years and 8 semesters later, he's never left it behind ๐Ÿ˜‚ I felt bittersweet filling it up for the last time today ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I'm watching aljazeera (because I'm fully embracing my old age๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚) and they're reporting a boat capsize in kwara yesterday with over 50bodies recovered so far. I check our local media and... nothing??? What is going on
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1. Remove subsidy on day 1 2. Buy a big, sprawling yacht 3. Appoint 20,000 SAs and SSAs 4. Buy N1.6billion cars for my sugarboy 5. Buy N160million cars in 360 places for my stooges in the legislative 6. Seek for economic advice on Twitter from my citizens
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If you could fix the economy, where will you start from?
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Why are you always like this? Did you have a bad childhood???
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If we are being honest, South Africa deserves the win. Theyโ€™ve played better
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I was on duty yesterday when an entire church community came to the ward to see a patient who just had surgery after service. They offset all his bills and ran errands for him, prayed for him and kept him company. You guys need to stop always villainizing the church.
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Nigeria for You *Pastor needs new car, let's contribute*. *Church member needs surgery, let's pray*๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿค” โ˜๏ธโ˜๏ธโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Every time I see them together I remember that he cheated & she handled his business for him like a boss๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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How it started and how itโ€™s going Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala and her husband Dr. Ikemba Iweala a Neurosurgeon.
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GRV said he'd build coastline roads for us in Lagos along Epe & connecting link bridges to the mainland but he doesn't speak Yoruba so we Ronued๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@eldivyn @asemota Nigeria is probably the only West African country with no major roads along the coastline. I feel like this reduced our exposure to the beautiful ocean and beach development. For example, Ondo State has unrestricted access to the Atlantic but there are no roads.
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I'd like to know the babe that took that contract๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ Okwute would have told her "Just wear your clothes sister, we want to build a Nigeria where you'll not have to do this to earn a living. Consumption to production nwanne"๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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LP on Obiโ€™s Travails: They tried to entrap him with women, dug into his finances, bank accts
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That lady, a married mother of 2 said that's the first time she's seeing 500k. It's a reminder that most of our conversations are rooted in poverty. I know you're all rich and privileged but I need you people to be a little more graceful and thoughtful with your takes.
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@officialtomi1 It's the fascinating combos for me๐Ÿคฃ New note 2 & peppered chicken Chocolate & tissue Padlock & pringles Toothpaste & chinchin Pen & cold water ๐Ÿ˜‚ He also wants all of you there and says to bring what you can, a very considerate king ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘
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@SelemaEnang This guy told me "Thank God you like cooking because I only eat freshly prepared meals" I became the ghost of Christmas past, present and future ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป
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TVC, NTA, AIT, Arise news, Channels none of them is showing the Ibadan news. They're all recapping Buhari's book launch. A terrible terrible country
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@Aqualady6666 @OfficiaLIfyarts Best part ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Unrelated but nearly all the "campaign" videos of this guy have been in Yoruba language in this entitled, condescending tone and no one has called him a tribalist yet. We on the other hand have to contort ourselves to defend why we support our candidate
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This is not a joke. Prepare for elections BAT charges Lagos First class Chiefs
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Today a year ago, Dr Vwaere Diaso was k!lled in an elevator of a government hospital. A full year later, justice is yet to be served. Nigeria failed her. Rest in peace dear Dr๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ•Š
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Me looking down at my colleagues in their brow beaten, worn down, 2007 ARD Toyota Corollas queuing for fuel from the top of my Okada๐Ÿ˜Œ
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I'd never forget that a Dangote truck killed my sister on the Lagos Ibadan Expressway ๐Ÿ˜ฅ They offered N100k compensation. That wasn't even enough to transport her body home. I hold an eternal beef and grudge against that man๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฒ
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A trailer belonging to Dangote just rammed into and crashed 20 buses and hordes of students at IMSU junction, Owerri. A bunch of year one Imo State University students coming from a late exam and trying to go home just lost their lives (20 at this time),
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@funmioyatogun LMAO... Nigerian Youths and the Federal Government are playing Whot at this point... FG: Pick 2 Nigerian Youths: Oya everybody, suspension, pick 4, general market, last card, CHECKUP๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ€„โ™Ÿ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ #EndSARS ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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@____maps It's the 4 stages of lying for me๐Ÿ˜‚ Mild surprise Premium shock Acknowledging stupidity Giving up๐Ÿ˜‚
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LRT, "lazy social media generation" but na we dey close from banking job come run uber. Na we dey carry bags of flour from Apogbon to run side hustle after several degrees. Na we dey buy data to learn coding & content creation You old people and your generation dey craze
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58days ago, I went to the LW to review a baby and met a preterm delivery at 26wks, there was no obvious sign of life but as I came closer I saw a small flick in the wrist so I started resuscitation. He weighed 700g and I wrapped him in a nylon and my big body to keep him warm
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Lol, I'm surprised you people are this surprised about tribalism in Lagos๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ My consultant, a medical doctor is a deeply rooted bigot. This election made her even worse and more obnoxious. She once promised to find me a Yoruba husband to dilute my "Igboness". I'm Ibibio๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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A few weeks ago, all our patients that had surgery that week and I mean 100% of them had wound break down. Different procedures, different techniques, different Surgeons, same outcome. We later found out it was fake 10% povidone iodine.
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MedTwitterNG, I guess we should also start talking about the fake and substandard drugs and equipment that just don't work. Lasix wey be like water, cannula that will always cause thrombophlebitis, Genta and Ceftriaxone ampoules that are fake....Pls add yours.
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Never met more broken and damaged people like Lagosians. APC is stealing your commonwealth and destiny but you're more concerned with who's playing opposition to your specification. Dey play o๐Ÿคฃ
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Doherty >>>>> GRV by miles
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We've officially retired the flask๐Ÿ˜‚ And now my Baby brother is a graduate ๐Ÿ˜ Soooo proud of you bro, Fly and Soar๐Ÿฆ…
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After my baby brother finished 100L & lost like half of his stuff, I made a deal with him that I'd always give him food to go if he brought home my flask. 4years and 8 semesters later, he's never left it behind ๐Ÿ˜‚ I felt bittersweet filling it up for the last time today ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@bespoKENErd It was at this moment ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ That wide eyed stare that had us seeing all of his irises was the realisation ๐Ÿ˜‚
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The AA experience of blackness (and indeed racism) is NOT a universal experience. The largest black nation in the world has a right to it's own experiences and cultural context without you people hijacking it for performative outrage, thank you.
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@tejumania He voted for Buhari๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ No way I could handle hanging out with my oppressor๐Ÿ™ƒ
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@theoldtraffordd I first discovered this fraud in Sidney Sheldon's if tomorrow comes when Tracy Whitman played the 2 greatest chess players in the world simultaneously by replaying each other's moves in 2 different rooms and held them in a stalemate... Your brain is working jare๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Have to give it to the APC at this point. A thieving group of lunatics not ashamed to display their lunacy in the market square. I rate it ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Peter Obi, Atiku swimming in wealth, yet Nigerians drown in poverty: APC Group
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At the end of the day, @aproko_doctor was right. BBN is a social experiment not only for the housemates but for the viewers. Many people can see bits and pieces of themselves in these HMs & would give any reason to excuse their behaviours... Super enlightening ๐Ÿค”
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@DeraOnuh Omo, this remainder of this story is WORSE๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ!!!
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@VEEARTIST_ All the stages of this video are sooo valid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ The disbelief The switching baby position The taking off the glasses The walking away
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@TheGuildng Ikorodu Jack Bauer, ma pa mi now๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‘
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I was on the RIGHT side of the patient tonight ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿพ #SurgeryBaddie #WomenInSurgery
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You're never bereft of terrible ideas... I'm sincerely in awe of you
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Seyi Tinubu as the next Governor of Lagos. If it's about the interests of Lagos, this would probably be the best move. He can probably create the greatest advantage for Lagos right now. Not debating if it's right or wrong, just saying that based on current realities.
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@oizaabu1 Eugenia Abu is your mum๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ Beautiful newscaster... She represents the golden age of NTA with Cyril Stober, Frank Olize et al
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@GRVlagos See Hon Thaddeus too. But EtiOsa celebrities did not see him at their cocktail meeting
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@FEMMY466 Last week my consultant asked me why I didn't have a car and was taking public transportation, I gave him my pay slip from NYSC N40k to the 3years in government + my expenses (I keep a painfully detailed record) and asked him to help me calculate the car allowance. Crickets ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Agbejoro_ Omo ร— 3482584... That Ebi woman is a good person sha, she understood his need for reassurance and let him do DNA tests on their own children... No need for the mental gymnastics on "trust" and "impotence" Hope those innocent kids find peace sha๐Ÿ˜ฅ
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@etimeffiong_ @Toyosi_EE Will you go out with me?โŒ Will you date me pls?โŒ When are we getting married?โœ… Be assertive ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Congratulations to you both ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ
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@joydaniel_ Nothing. I can tweet my thoughts, no?
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This January they employed 12 nurses, 11 non-Yoruba. There was tears everywhere. Even senior matrons were complaining ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ Over half of them have already japaed though๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Nobody should allow this fraud rebrand. A proper Nigerian to the core, an intellectual charlatan
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What is it like when coups and military dictatorships threaten your democracy? Nigerian poet and author Lola Shoneyin tells us in her poem:
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@thisibi Well now you know that fire burnt her Daddy ๐Ÿคฃ
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I remember a tweet I saw last week that said men should choose softer women and I think I now agree seeing this. Life is too hard, too exhausting and too stressful to do with people who are not excited about you & always want to be at war with you. Choose softness today
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Imagine your husband or the father of your child asking stupid questions like how does the bottle steriliser work or how should I warm the milk? The two of you are new in the parenthood together, but apparently only you has the brain to do research and figure things out.
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@Password__Live @The_manumitter Lagosians from 4th of May:
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I was an angel today. It's nearly 6pm, I'm hurriedly typing my handover notes for the night shift. The security man tells me there's a lady crying outside. I really want to ignore, the shift's over anyways but I step out to check. The kid vomits by my feet immediately I arrive
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@jimenez_cartel First time in Lagos, I greeted everyone in the danfo๐Ÿ˜ฌ... They looked at me like I was a kidnapper ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@broatmilk Absolutely... I agree ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ But he should have sued them for $100 million. Anything less was pure insanity
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@dondekojo 100level in Ibadan, my roommate asked me to "come and join her". I brought my spoon to do so and everyone stared at me like I committed a crime๐Ÿ˜‘ Said I should have politely declined and said A gba bi rรจ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ช So why did they invite me๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ?
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@Miz_Amy_ This is one of my biggest grouse with ASUU. While I want their welfare and infrastructure to be improved, their entire methodology, scheme and curriculum should ideally be modified to fit the changing times... But they'd rather focus on one aspect ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@CookTheGreat ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Lil homie tried his best to hold it in, had to go through at least 4 stages of grief ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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She was going to retire in 2009 as a vice principal with salary of less than N100k so she went back to school for her PhD, 14years after her masters. Graduated with distinction in Chemistry education and got the VC's price. She's now the HOD of her dept in the university.
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Yโ€™all, please tell the class the times your mother has done things (not related to being a mother) that stood out to you. Iโ€™m really tired of the fuckass cooking conversations.
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I'm sooo excited๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ... This is my(our) tiny win and I thought to share
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Very interesting for a country without EMR or health record or data & infrastructure. What happens when the diaspora doctor requests for serum troponin or rheumatoid factor or an angiogram or a PET scan. Or a radioiodide therapy & the patient is no 743 on the waiting list
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@Imoteda Everyday on TwitterNG reminds me that you people's privilege is excruciatingly blinding ๐Ÿ˜‚ You really want to apply a 1st world ideal to a 3rd world reality where services are already crappy and entitlement is high??? Also, why don't these principles ever apply to professionals?
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@O_belau @desmond_ibude He's my baby. I tie am for back๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Dinnydavinci ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
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Art vs Artist
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Art vs Artist is trending! โœจ Show us your beautiful face and your beautiful work ๐Ÿงตโฌ‡๏ธ
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@gossyomega @EuginhoCortez I watched it and I'm still in shock๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ.... My people this is why #SARSMUSTEND No relenting, no reform, just #EndSARS
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@emmaikumeh @OfficialPDPNig Itโ€™s important to note, that the presidential candidate of the @OfficialPDPNig Mr Atiku Abubakar was a former @OfficialAPCNg member๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿค—.
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The generation that went to free schools, ate rotisserie chicken for 2kobo & had milk breaks in kings college. The same ones who got jobs straight from Uni & bought Peugeot 405 and gave back absolutely NOTHING to the country still have guts to call us lazy. Ani, una dey craze.
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@Sir_Fin Same energy with this guy๐Ÿ˜‚
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@MejiIsTheOne Buharinomics ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ซ
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@Sanel_xx "Is money fighting you?"๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ’€
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@aproko_doctor "Don't lose the bumbum sha" For palazzo purposes abi... Okrikri, you sabi better thing๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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I don carry my hand buy wahala ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Saw these crabs very cheaply and bought them. Unfortunately I don't know how to cook them๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Bruh, medical elders bar a few disgust me. I've worked nonstop for the past 15months, sometimes (actually most times) as the lone person in the unit and you're telling me 20days is too long for leave. Don't worry, tomorrow we will both go to HR and read the brochure together.
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Completely lulled off to sleep 10mins later. Mom's quietly sobbing now. You saved my baby's life today, she says แป‹ bแปฅ mmแปฅoozi Thank you. She gives me a big hug ๐Ÿซ‚ I'm walking home an hour later than my shift's end. There's an extra bounce in my steps. I was an angel today
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2 years
We heard go back to Anambra at least a hundred times that day๐Ÿ˜‚ On Monday, the elderly cough officer kept shouting at us and calling us "Betrayers & traitors" for not voting Baba. Egbamรญ ke๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Anyway, I'm not moved. They'd have to physically dislodge me from here๐Ÿ˜‚
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@RottenTomatoes Explosions, car swinging and glass shattering without seatbelts but Dom's shirt is still as white as snow๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ The power of family >>>>>>>>> P.S I'd still go and watch๐Ÿ˜ฅ
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2 years
Took him to the NNU for continued care. Anyways, his grandma said he's too small to survive and didn't want to get supplies for us so I borrowed and had to plead with her to cooperate ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ 2months and several apnoeas, transfusions and FFPs later he's going home today ๐Ÿฅณ
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10 months
Went to the ward cos I saw this fake Savlon with my patient and well...
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1 year
That's why all your children will leave you and migrate to be second class citizens in other countries and you'll d*e alone. Just dey play. You people are crazy and we will DISRESPECT you as long as you don't respect yourselves.
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2 years
@Jugbaaaa This guy fit bash am with his ogor๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ He looks a little pissed
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@DelgadoPrime "His goals are the problem"... Now problems plenty pass goals ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
@sam_adeyemi "He who the gods want to destroy, they first make mad" This is just the madness phase Sir... This too shall pass
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4 years
@gemozil People that don't relate to christianity and the bible are asking for the meaning & context of those tweets... Conversation starter right there I'm sure most didn't mean any disrespect๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป. That's a win for Jesus IMO
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1 year
You people lived though coups, got the best of our Ivory towers that are now wooden shacks AND still VOTED in a dictator who brought the end of these things you enjoyed and are mere tales to your children and now want to demand respect from us. Again, Una dey craze.
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Oh btw, I operated on a neonate today. Ladies and Gentlemen, I actually want to do this for the rest of my life, God willing ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป
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5 years
@trending_medic School fees, buying gas, solving verbal and quantitative reasoning, extended family will humble you ehhnnn. Not to mention those having problems with anyone of these i.e infertility, chronic health issues or loss of job/family member. Scary thoughts mehn
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4 years
@Goldsugarx She needs to scoot pls, we haven't cashed in our weekly penalty in a while and we don't want Pernandes leg injured ๐Ÿ˜ฅ We need him more plus Marcus Rashford will send some snacks๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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2 years
On election day last Saturday, I greeted these women in Yoruba. Swept, arranged chairs and they were cordial with me until afternoon when my cousin came & we spoke ibibio together. One shifted her chair away from me, gurgled her mouth with water and SPAT it at me
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4 years
@adewaale Not to mention healthcare, accidents and emergency costs, buying "prophylactic antimalarials", antihypertensives etc. The average Nigerian does not survive Nigeria, they merely "exist"....
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@lidocaine_v2 Yes. All parties are relatively fine and the blackmailer went to jail. It's just my memory that was triggered and I tweeted lightheartedly with the intent to praise her as "a strong black woman" until it went to the wrong side of Twitter ๐Ÿ˜‚
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2 months
As a hospital worker this isn't always as straightforward and for the most part, simply untrue
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Visited the male ward in a hospital and all the visitors were women, I was curious and went to the female ward โ˜น๏ธ
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@MrOkeke_ After, you all will still say Naija women are not funny... LMAO, all of these shots (read as ill-fired missiles) are VERY very funny๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ You'd know if you just try and free yourself from the bondage of being alone ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@sexyrager_ "Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur! Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr!"ย ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
@streetchurchh This handle consistently proves that the Bible is NOT an outdated, out of fashion piece of literature. It's constantly applying God's word to everyday situations... Jesus Christ is truly the same yesterday, today and forever, Big Bros J no dey ever disguise ๐Ÿ™Œ Well done
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4 years
@BashirAhmaad Hello Bashir, our REAL #NationalYouthDay in Nigeria is 20 - 10 - 2020. ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ. Respectfully.
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10 months
Surgery baddie๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿฅฐ
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2 years
@Ojemz_T Apparently, we're just entering another level. They say those people don't ever grow ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@chuqu_amaka The bar is highhhhhhh๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ Congratulations to him and the whole family ๐ŸŽ‰
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@olawalesmd @aproko_doctor @wakawaka_doctor Challenge accepted... With bonus prescription to TwitterNG #DoctorsHandwriting #MedTwitter
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