@DeeLaSheeArt
Man's technique is flawless though ๐
From the hand grab to the quick turn to the mouth coverage and the release, which special force does he work at ๐???
After my baby brother finished 100L & lost like half of his stuff, I made a deal with him that I'd always give him food to go if he brought home my flask.
4years and 8 semesters later, he's never left it behind ๐
I felt bittersweet filling it up for the last time today ๐ฅ๐ฅบ๐
I'm watching aljazeera (because I'm fully embracing my old age๐ญ๐ญ๐) and they're reporting a boat capsize in kwara yesterday with over 50bodies recovered so far.
I check our local media and... nothing???
What is going on
1. Remove subsidy on day 1
2. Buy a big, sprawling yacht
3. Appoint 20,000 SAs and SSAs
4. Buy N1.6billion cars for my sugarboy
5. Buy N160million cars in 360 places for my stooges in the legislative
6. Seek for economic advice on Twitter from my citizens
I was on duty yesterday when an entire church community came to the ward to see a patient who just had surgery after service.
They offset all his bills and ran errands for him, prayed for him and kept him company.
You guys need to stop always villainizing the church.
Nigeria for
You
*Pastor needs new car, let's contribute*.
*Church member needs surgery, let's pray*๐ซ๐ช๐ค
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GRV said he'd build coastline roads for us in Lagos along Epe & connecting link bridges to the mainland but he doesn't speak Yoruba so we Ronued๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
@eldivyn
@asemota
Nigeria is probably the only West African country with no major roads along the coastline. I feel like this reduced our exposure to the beautiful ocean and beach development. For example, Ondo State has unrestricted access to the Atlantic but there are no roads.
I'd like to know the babe that took that contract๐๐๐คฃ
Okwute would have told her "Just wear your clothes sister, we want to build a Nigeria where you'll not have to do this to earn a living. Consumption to production nwanne"๐คญ๐ญ๐
That lady, a married mother of 2 said that's the first time she's seeing 500k.
It's a reminder that most of our conversations are rooted in poverty.
I know you're all rich and privileged but I need you people to be a little more graceful and thoughtful with your takes.
@officialtomi1
It's the fascinating combos for me๐คฃ
New note 2 & peppered chicken
Chocolate & tissue
Padlock & pringles
Toothpaste & chinchin
Pen & cold water ๐
He also wants all of you there and says to bring what you can, a very considerate king ๐๐๐
@SelemaEnang
This guy told me "Thank God you like cooking because I only eat freshly prepared meals"
I became the ghost of Christmas past, present and future ๐๐๐๐ป
Unrelated but nearly all the "campaign" videos of this guy have been in Yoruba language in this entitled, condescending tone and no one has called him a tribalist yet.
We on the other hand have to contort ourselves to defend why we support our candidate
Today a year ago, Dr Vwaere Diaso was k!lled in an elevator of a government hospital.
A full year later, justice is yet to be served.
Nigeria failed her.
Rest in peace dear Dr๐๐
I'd never forget that a Dangote truck killed my sister on the Lagos Ibadan Expressway ๐ฅ
They offered N100k compensation. That wasn't even enough to transport her body home.
I hold an eternal beef and grudge against that man๐๐ป๐๐ป๐คฒ
A trailer belonging to Dangote just rammed into and crashed 20 buses and hordes of students at IMSU junction, Owerri.
A bunch of year one Imo State University students coming from a late exam and trying to go home just lost their lives (20 at this time),
@funmioyatogun
LMAO... Nigerian Youths and the Federal Government are playing Whot at this point...
FG: Pick 2
Nigerian Youths: Oya everybody, suspension, pick 4, general market, last card, CHECKUP๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ๐โ๐บ๐๐
#EndSARS
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LRT, "lazy social media generation" but na we dey close from banking job come run uber.
Na we dey carry bags of flour from Apogbon to run side hustle after several degrees.
Na we dey buy data to learn coding & content creation
You old people and your generation dey craze
58days ago, I went to the LW to review a baby and met a preterm delivery at 26wks, there was no obvious sign of life but as I came closer I saw a small flick in the wrist so I started resuscitation.
He weighed 700g and I wrapped him in a nylon and my big body to keep him warm
Lol, I'm surprised you people are this surprised about tribalism in Lagos๐๐๐คฃ
My consultant, a medical doctor is a deeply rooted bigot. This election made her even worse and more obnoxious.
She once promised to find me a Yoruba husband to dilute my "Igboness". I'm Ibibio๐ญ๐
A few weeks ago, all our patients that had surgery that week and I mean 100% of them had wound break down.
Different procedures, different techniques, different Surgeons, same outcome.
We later found out it was fake 10% povidone iodine.
MedTwitterNG, I guess we should also start talking about the fake and substandard drugs and equipment that just don't work.
Lasix wey be like water, cannula that will always cause thrombophlebitis, Genta and Ceftriaxone ampoules that are fake....Pls add yours.
Never met more broken and damaged people like Lagosians.
APC is stealing your commonwealth and destiny but you're more concerned with who's playing opposition to your specification. Dey play o๐คฃ
After my baby brother finished 100L & lost like half of his stuff, I made a deal with him that I'd always give him food to go if he brought home my flask.
4years and 8 semesters later, he's never left it behind ๐
I felt bittersweet filling it up for the last time today ๐ฅ๐ฅบ๐
The AA experience of blackness (and indeed racism) is NOT a universal experience.
The largest black nation in the world has a right to it's own experiences and cultural context without you people hijacking it for performative outrage, thank you.
@theoldtraffordd
I first discovered this fraud in Sidney Sheldon's if tomorrow comes when Tracy Whitman played the 2 greatest chess players in the world simultaneously by replaying each other's moves in 2 different rooms and held them in a stalemate...
Your brain is working jare๐๐๐
At the end of the day,
@aproko_doctor
was right.
BBN is a social experiment not only for the housemates but for the viewers.
Many people can see bits and pieces of themselves in these HMs & would give any reason to excuse their behaviours...
Super enlightening ๐ค
@VEEARTIST_
All the stages of this video are sooo valid ๐๐๐
The disbelief
The switching baby position
The taking off the glasses
The walking away
Seyi Tinubu as the next Governor of Lagos. If it's about the interests of Lagos, this would probably be the best move. He can probably create the greatest advantage for Lagos right now.
Not debating if it's right or wrong, just saying that based on current realities.
@FEMMY466
Last week my consultant asked me why I didn't have a car and was taking public transportation, I gave him my pay slip from NYSC N40k to the 3years in government + my expenses (I keep a painfully detailed record) and asked him to help me calculate the car allowance.
Crickets ๐
@Agbejoro_
Omo ร 3482584...
That Ebi woman is a good person sha, she understood his need for reassurance and let him do DNA tests on their own children...
No need for the mental gymnastics on "trust" and "impotence"
Hope those innocent kids find peace sha๐ฅ
@etimeffiong_
@Toyosi_EE
Will you go out with me?โ
Will you date me pls?โ
When are we getting married?โ
Be assertive ๐๐๐
Congratulations to you both ๐๐๐ฅณ
This January they employed 12 nurses, 11 non-Yoruba. There was tears everywhere. Even senior matrons were complaining ๐ญ๐๐๐คฃ
Over half of them have already japaed though๐ญ
I remember a tweet I saw last week that said men should choose softer women and I think I now agree seeing this.
Life is too hard, too exhausting and too stressful to do with people who are not excited about you & always want to be at war with you.
Choose softness today
Imagine your husband or the father of your child asking stupid questions like how does the bottle steriliser work or how should I warm the milk? The two of you are new in the parenthood together, but apparently only you has the brain to do research and figure things out.
I was an angel today.
It's nearly 6pm, I'm hurriedly typing my handover notes for the night shift.
The security man tells me there's a lady crying outside.
I really want to ignore, the shift's over anyways but I step out to check.
The kid vomits by my feet immediately I arrive
@dondekojo
100level in Ibadan, my roommate asked me to "come and join her". I brought my spoon to do so and everyone stared at me like I committed a crime๐
Said I should have politely declined and said A gba bi rรจ๐๐๐ช
So why did they invite me๐คทโโ๏ธ?
@Miz_Amy_
This is one of my biggest grouse with ASUU.
While I want their welfare and infrastructure to be improved, their entire methodology, scheme and curriculum should ideally be modified to fit the changing times...
But they'd rather focus on one aspect ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
She was going to retire in 2009 as a vice principal with salary of less than N100k so she went back to school for her PhD, 14years after her masters.
Graduated with distinction in Chemistry education and got the VC's price.
She's now the HOD of her dept in the university.
Yโall, please tell the class the times your mother has done things (not related to being a mother) that stood out to you.
Iโm really tired of the fuckass cooking conversations.
Very interesting for a country without EMR or health record or data & infrastructure.
What happens when the diaspora doctor requests for serum troponin or rheumatoid factor or an angiogram or a PET scan.
Or a radioiodide therapy & the patient is no 743 on the waiting list
@Imoteda
Everyday on TwitterNG reminds me that you people's privilege is excruciatingly blinding ๐
You really want to apply a 1st world ideal to a 3rd world reality where services are already crappy and entitlement is high???
Also, why don't these principles ever apply to professionals?
The generation that went to free schools, ate rotisserie chicken for 2kobo & had milk breaks in kings college. The same ones who got jobs straight from Uni & bought Peugeot 405 and gave back absolutely NOTHING to the country still have guts to call us lazy.
Ani, una dey craze.
Bruh, medical elders bar a few disgust me.
I've worked nonstop for the past 15months, sometimes (actually most times) as the lone person in the unit and you're telling me 20days is too long for leave.
Don't worry, tomorrow we will both go to HR and read the brochure together.
Completely lulled off to sleep 10mins later.
Mom's quietly sobbing now.
You saved my baby's life today, she says
แป bแปฅ mmแปฅoozi
Thank you. She gives me a big hug ๐ซ
I'm walking home an hour later than my shift's end.
There's an extra bounce in my steps.
I was an angel today
We heard go back to Anambra at least a hundred times that day๐
On Monday, the elderly cough officer kept shouting at us and calling us "Betrayers & traitors" for not voting Baba. Egbamรญ ke๐โโ๏ธ๐๐
Anyway, I'm not moved. They'd have to physically dislodge me from here๐
@RottenTomatoes
Explosions, car swinging and glass shattering without seatbelts but Dom's shirt is still as white as snow๐คฆโโ๏ธ
The power of family >>>>>>>>>
P.S I'd still go and watch๐ฅ
Took him to the NNU for continued care.
Anyways, his grandma said he's too small to survive and didn't want to get supplies for us so I borrowed and had to plead with her to cooperate ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ
2months and several apnoeas, transfusions and FFPs later he's going home today ๐ฅณ
@SaintTempestina
The lady tried to blackmail them but she wasn't having it๐
It was very messy then but enough time has passed now. She even alluded a bit to it in her book.
That's why all your children will leave you and migrate to be second class citizens in other countries and you'll d*e alone. Just dey play.
You people are crazy and we will DISRESPECT you as long as you don't respect yourselves.
@gemozil
People that don't relate to christianity and the bible are asking for the meaning & context of those tweets...
Conversation starter right there
I'm sure most didn't mean any disrespect๐๐ป.
That's a win for Jesus IMO
You people lived though coups, got the best of our Ivory towers that are now wooden shacks AND still VOTED in a dictator who brought the end of these things you enjoyed and are mere tales to your children and now want to demand respect from us.
Again, Una dey craze.
@trending_medic
School fees, buying gas, solving verbal and quantitative reasoning, extended family will humble you ehhnnn.
Not to mention those having problems with anyone of these i.e infertility, chronic health issues or loss of job/family member.
Scary thoughts mehn
@Goldsugarx
She needs to scoot pls, we haven't cashed in our weekly penalty in a while and we don't want Pernandes leg injured ๐ฅ
We need him more plus Marcus Rashford will send some snacks๐๐๐
On election day last Saturday, I greeted these women in Yoruba. Swept, arranged chairs and they were cordial with me until afternoon when my cousin came & we spoke ibibio together.
One shifted her chair away from me, gurgled her mouth with water and SPAT it at me
@adewaale
Not to mention healthcare, accidents and emergency costs, buying "prophylactic antimalarials", antihypertensives etc.
The average Nigerian does not survive Nigeria, they merely "exist"....
@lidocaine_v2
Yes. All parties are relatively fine and the blackmailer went to jail.
It's just my memory that was triggered and I tweeted lightheartedly with the intent to praise her as "a strong black woman" until it went to the wrong side of Twitter ๐
@MrOkeke_
After, you all will still say Naija women are not funny...
LMAO, all of these shots (read as ill-fired missiles) are VERY very funny๐๐๐๐๐
You'd know if you just try and free yourself from the bondage of being alone ๐๐๐
@streetchurchh
This handle consistently proves that the Bible is NOT an outdated, out of fashion piece of literature.
It's constantly applying God's word to everyday situations...
Jesus Christ is truly the same yesterday, today and forever, Big Bros J no dey ever disguise ๐
Well done