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“Every one suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues, and this is mine: I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known.”

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People are blaming Daenerys Targaryen for losing it, after she lost 2 Grown Dragons... John Wick lost just 1 fvcking dog...Just 1... E no allow us rest...Part 1, 2 and 3 If John Wick lost a Dragon, he will probably outdo Hitler..😢
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If you can’t find 20 good candidates in a pool of 600 applicants, your recruitment process is broken.
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Over 600 job applications yet we struggle to find 20 good candidates. There are issues. How do we solve them?
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Nigerian Interns can't relate because they've sent them to go and buy Bread and beans..😩
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NBC Chicago
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17-Year-Old Discovers Planet 6.9 Times Larger Than Earth on Third Day of Internship With NASA
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Eventually Nigerians will return to the days of “Trade by Barter” by the time Meffy is done experimenting all the economic ideas that form in his head while in the bathroom. “I don’t have cash, I’ve passed my weekly limit, let me give you 5 tubers of yam for this your dress”
@GazetteNGR
Peoples Gazette
2 years
JUST IN: CBN limits cash withdrawals to N100,000 per week
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6 years
You become what you criticise!!!! . Linda Ikeji Criticised baby mamas, she became one.. . Mourinho called Wenger specialist in failure, he is becoming one... . Now I will stop criticising Buhari... And start criticising Dangote...
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Imagine laughing at Seyi UBA for earning 80k.🤣 Only in Lagos tho😭 With 80k per month in Ibadan, you are a big boy. With 80k in Ijebu, them go talk say nah Yahoo. With 80k in Osun State, you go dey use escort 😭 With 80k in Kogi, nah you and Yahaya Bello dey run things.
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People saying Tinubu should declare all his assets… Scenes when he declares your state governor as an asset…
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Lmao Bro wants to be giving us Obama and Michelle Vibes while giving us Sudan and Venezuela Economy...😂😂 Abeg commot my timeline....😐
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Punch Newspapers
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PHOTOS: You’re my rock, Osinbajo tells wife Dolapo at inauguration
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When #GameOfThrones finishes and you remember you have to return to watching: "My name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive"
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If an average American is not a Mass Shooter, then Me, an Average Nigerian is not a Fraudster.. If an average white American Male is not a mass shooter, an average IGBO Male is not a Fraudster.. For every 80 Nigerians arrested for Fraud by the FBI, I can Name 100 doing Good. 🙂
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Ronaldo: Mehh Mehhh.. Messi: 😂😂Mehh Mehh... Virgil Van Dijk: Sorry guys, I dont speak Goat, could you please speak English.. #UCLdraw
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DEAR TWITTER, STOP SHOWING US TWEETS FROM ACCOUNTS THAT POST VIDEOS NOT AVAILABLE IN OUR REGION. THANK YOU.
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
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Van Dijk's pass: pinpoint 🎯 Salah's control: flawless 😍 🔥🔥🔥 #NoFilterUCL
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It is now year 2100. The Queen is still alive. And 1 in every 15 people on earth is a direct descendant of Nick Cannon.
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Nick Cannon may be adding another baby to his brood ... at least that sure the way it looks, because there was big gender reveal party which appears to have been hosted by Nick and Bre Tiesi.
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If Buhari should win this election, The only person I pity is not even Nigerians. . . It is Canadians...Cos the way Nigerians will run to Canada after elections, that country no go fit hold all of us.😂😂
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She's 19 ? Exactly why she should quickly go to jail, do a couple years and come out.. She can even still do 10 years and still make it in time for NYSC... Elewe-eran prison in Abeokuta preferably cos Cynthia and the Tega babes are Goats.
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Wizkid fans are going to have a wankfest this week cos Drake brought out wizzy😪 . The Sad part is Messi fans will begin their own Wankfest tomorrow after Messi finally cripples Chris Smalling.😭 . The worse part is Game of throne fans will start their own wankfest in 5 days. 😪
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Hey CNN, My country Nigeria just mounted a giant Broom in Abuja, please help us tell tourists to come and see.. . We also have Mugabe's statue in IMO. Our customers are on your TL 🙏🙏
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CNN
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Ghana is being heralded as the next big tourist destination
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Dear Twitter people, My dad has a Hotel in Ijebu-ode, Ogun state, The Name is Rolak Hotel And Suite. . kindly help RT. Someone on your TL might be passing through... A thread in case you dont believe in true comfort👇 Thanks
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Dear Twitter people, My dad has an Hotel in Ijebu-ode, Ogun state, The Name is Rolak Hotel And Suite. Sales can get better. kindly help RT. Someone on your TL might be passing through... Thanks.
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Congratulations to Lionel Messi & Argentina for winning the Copa Dey La Dribble. Major international trophy...😍❤
@rickysbesos
Reyna
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Can we just take a moment to appreciate Messi’s movement here
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Chill Y'all... Now that Dany is Dead, is everyone just gonna let a Dragon suffering from Heartbreak slip into depression? . Why not give the Drogon a new life purpose. They could Make Drogon the first commercial Airline of the 7 kingdoms. Jon Snow as the Pilot. #GameOfThrones
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I appreciate Nigeria scoring more than just 1 goal against South Africa. First one For MTN charging 32k for Sims back then. Second one for Dstv repeating same movies 2 billion times a year. #NGARSA
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Atiku and Peter Obi answering questions . Vs Buhari and Osinbajo answering on #NGTheCandidates SV.
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Hazard will soon realise Real Madrid fans arent patient.... They booed Ronaldo...arguably the greatest player to play for them. Chelsea fans might appreciate Take-ons and Twerk videos....but Madrid fans only want goals.🤷🏽‍♂️ #PSGRMA
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Whether you agree or not: •Rashford is just Welbeck that won't be sold to Arsenal •Martial might never outdo Nani •Lukaku moves like a bullion van •Pogba might never reach the height of Lampard, Scholes &Gerrard •Man utd is an average team • Mourinho was right🤷🏼‍♂️ #BARMUN
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Dear Twitter, My Dad has a hotel in Ijebu-Ode, Ogun state. Name is "Rolak Hotel and Suites". . Twitter Promotion has been my only contribution. . Kindly Help Retweet, people might be passing through..🤗
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This is crap. Go through 4years of University for a soldier that might not even have WAEC result to humiliate you cos of NYSC.
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Ds guys were caught sleeping during Saed lecture.😂😂😂. #nysc #camp
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Vector was dropping ss2 punchlines... What M.I did on the #TheViper was guidance and counseling 🔥🔥🔥 Once M.I drops that coin in the beginning of a song, you just know he is about to put on his crown again.
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Hey Twitter; It doesn't always have to be Lagos or Abuja...😩 My Dad's Hotel; "Rolak Hotel and Suites" Ijebu-Ode, Ogun state. Customers , Business contractors and potential employees are on your Timeline...👇 . Please help Retweet and Repost.🙏🤲
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Pep Guardiola and Zidane...when they realize they now both have to win a champions league trophy without Messi or Ronaldo.. #UCLdraw Real Madrid v Man City
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Ibadan people when they get to Ventura Mall to snap with water fountain but water is not rushing😂😂
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Man said “I move on…” When Nigerians are just waking up… You are about to witness the full force of 33% unemployment rate on a Monday morning.
@MJGold
Michael Johnson
2 years
As a commentator my job is to comment. In questioning the times of 28 athletes (not 1 athlete) by wondering if the timing system malfunctioned, I was attacked, accused of racism, and of questioning the talent of an athlete I respect and predicted to win. Unacceptable. I move on.
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Love how Buharists went from: . Segalink is a fraud Segalink is a frau Segalink is a fra Segalink is a fr Segalink is a f Segalink is a Segalink is Segalink i Segalink Segalink abeg, I have just been arrested, help us #EndSARS Segalink abeg, help us #EndPolicebrutality
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Lmaooooooooo. When I wrote this last ICAN exam.... After the Second Paper, I came out and said I can Only Pass that Paper If God himself marked my script... This is June & I have cleared ICAN😩 Economist✔ Chartered Accountant ✔ I go just dey drop business thread.😂
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Bran watching Dany and Cersei fight for the throne knowing it was all coming to him and the end... #gameofthrones #GameOfThronesFinale
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In #GameofThrones ,different houses, wildlings,Dothraki & all, United to defeat the Night King. . In #Avengers , different superheroes United to defeat Thanos. But in Nigeria, We begged Fela Durotoye, Moghalu and Sowore to unite & defeat our Night King, . Dem no gree. Awon Cersei.
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#Falz #Talk just dragged Muric 😂 dragged Buhari.😂 dragged your favourite pastors😂 . If there's any artist challenging authority as Fela did, then its Falz. . No be to dey smoke weed and dey raise hands up go make you next Fela.
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Kevin De Bruyne every time he sees Arsenal's defense.... #ARSMCI
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Champions league Album Track list: •UEFA -Cold Balls, Hot Balls •Ronaldo -One More Time •Messi- Coming back to Camp Nou •Lukaku ft Sanchez - Look at me now •Chelsea - Just Visiting •Man Utd ft Arsenal- Not Jealous •Man City ft PSG- Money can't buy it all. #UCLdraw
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Never Forget.... Jose Mourinho won Manchester United the Europa league with this...👌🏾🙃🙂
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The Moral Lesson from this Northern Blockade is... If Northern Nigeria was the one with Crude Oil... They would have seceded from Nigeria the Night of Independence Day...
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Gary Neville after Rashford missed the Penalty... #MUNCRY
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Messi this... Ronaldo that... Why arent people even talking about Saido Mane? Epl highest goal scorer. UCL winner. Still active in the AFCON. Is everyone trying to be mischievous?😐
@goal
GOAL
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With Messi out of Copa America, Salah out of AFCON, Van Dijk Nations League runner-up and Ronaldo Nations League champion, who is now your favourite to win the Ballon d'Or? 🤔
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Arewa Twitter and their takes on topics is pure entertainment....😂 Every time they trend, you start to understand why they give them very low cut off for exams.... Twitter should start putting the Handicapped sign on their tweets....
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I'd really appreciate if Davido really takes the matter up and those girls end up in Jail. Stats from the Nigeria Prison Service shows that of the total 74,081 people in Naija prisons... 98.08% are men. Only 1.92% are female. For the promotion of gender equality, lock em up.🙏
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If no be for Mandela wey we just dey respect... We for done beat South Africa pass that self🙃😒.... If you like tell MTN to increase price of Data🙄 #NGARSA
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I think it's a good thing that Buhari has Dangote and Otedola on his campaign team.. . It will make sending him back to Daura a bit easier. . Dangote Truck to pack his load, Otedola Forte Oil to fuel the truck.
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Peter Obi asked have they Delivered? . People shouted Nooooooo... 😂😂😂 You can't use accent and 10k to cover up bad governance... #2019Debate
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When Ronaldo retires from playing for Portugal... The number 7 Jersey should be retired... In short, wearing a number 7 Portuguese Jersey in Portugal (even for non-footballers) should be made a criminal offence.
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De Gea looking at Chris Smalling, Ashley Young and Phil Jones on the way back to England. #BARMUN
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What Mourinho is doing with Dele Alli is what he wanted to do with Anthony Martial. But if Jose dare looks at Martial, he'd frown his face like a tax collector... Then his Nursery school followers will write to the International criminal court.
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Lmao, they told you Twitter is about Savagery. . People are making money, getting married, getting employment through Twitter, but you are chasing Savagery. . Well done, Conan the Barbarian.😪
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If the Allegations by Busola Dakolo, Timi Dakolo's wife should be taken up and Proven to be true, The Coza Pastor should be Castrated and thrown in Jail.... Anyone that Says "Touch not my anointed", should also be thrown into Jail for at least 10 years with Hard labour.
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Anthony Joshua took a picture with Drake... And even boasted he will break the Drake curse... He just got defeated by Andy Ruiz Jnr.😢😢 Only one man can break the Drake curse... He is....
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I sincerely hope the Busola Dakolo Allegations against Pastor Biodun of Coza leads to well structured #MeToo movement in religious side....both Pastors and Catholic Priests. My take: Do not let your faith in God stop you from seeing the flaws in your religion.
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Mourinho & Tottenham were 2 goals down... Tweaked the game ...and is now 2 goals up.. You think Mourinho is here to sell beans? You better delete that nonse you have in your draft.. Before Twitter suspends your account. #TOTOLY
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Dear Twitter people, My dad has a Hotel in Ijebu-ode, Ogun state, The Name is Rolak Hotel And Suite. Sales can get better. kindly help RT. Someone on your TL might be passing through... Thanks.😊
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Dear Twitter people please..😭 I am here again... My dad has an Hotel in Ijebu-ode, Ogun state, The Name is Rolak Hotel And Suite. Sales can get better. kindly help RT this thread.😢😭 Someone on your TL might be passing through... Thanks.
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Kendrick: Kendrick: Kendrick: *Coughs* on a beat. Genius lyrics: with this Poetic act, Kendrick tries to reenact the discomfort felt by Black young men as a result racial discrimination just as Malcom x did in 1955.
@starboijnr
La Boy🇺🇸
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Sco patu ma naa ??
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The Kingmaker 🦥
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What Arsenal is trying to tell Manchester United is that: " No matter how fast the Anus runs, it will always be behind" -Pete Edochie (1945). 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ #ARSMUN
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Elisha Abbo never even spend 3 months for Senate, baba done dey shop for sex toy..😂 If Baba ever rise to become Senate president, he will use the Mace as a giant dildo.. Senator Johnny Sins with Sprinkle of Bash Alli...😩😩
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4 years
Everyweek People's Gazette releases groundbreaking Exclusives with documentations to back them. But Nigerians are numb. This kinda Information is useless in the hands of people who have lost the will to fight, but they still provide them anyways 100% respect to them.
@GazetteNGR
Peoples Gazette
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EXCLUSIVE: Bank documents expose how Buhari’s henchman Isa Funtua received N840 million windfall from FIRS
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Eden Hazard wins Europa player of the year ahead of Giroud... Modric won UEFA player of the year ahead of Ronaldo.... You are either for Perez or not.
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You see Arewa Twitter take on issues.... And you begin to understand why it is easy for Boko Haram to recruit... If the educated ones have opinions like this... What will the ones on the street now do..😩 Oluwa shine your light on them..biko. 🙏
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The Kingmaker 🦥
4 years
My uncle was planning on moving to Canada with his whole family but as I have now shown him this your tweet he has changed his mind and decided to remain in Nigeria and pay cheaper electricity bill. Thanks.
@4eyedmonk
Rikutoshifu 🇳🇬
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What you currently pay for electricity in Nigeria is small training for what you should expect to pay when you get to Canada.
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The Kingmaker 🦥
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My Barber knows 70% of the Yahooboys in Ijebu-Ode. . What if he decides to supply my hair to them?😪😪
@tteri_za
Dee
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O je kewa eng : (Barber Edition) 💈
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I understand the fears of the African Americans and South Africans and why they treat us different too🤣 Trust me, no one wants to compete with a Nigerian with equal opportunities... They'd outperform you... We resilient bastards.. Make una no vex..🙏🙏🙏🤣
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The Kingmaker 🦥
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Zidane and Real Madrid swapping Courtois for Navas feels like when you swap your Samsung Note 8 that functions perfectly for iPhone 6 with broken screen just cos you want Twitter for iPhone..😩😩 #PSGRMA
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The Kingmaker 🦥
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Never seen social Media so connected to a family's pain... . Everyone wanted to be involved in the search... . Everyone shared in the hope that she'd be found alive... . But sometimes, hope can't hold the hands of death. Rest in Peace Adewura.🙏
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The Kingmaker 🦥
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As Samuel Eto once implied, Pep Guardiola does know how to Twerk for the Media..😂 . I cant imagine how Jose Mourinho talking to Rashford after a game like this would have been painted... . The media decides for the fans who to love and who to hate..❤
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
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This sums Pep Guardiola up 😳 Raheem Sterling has just scored a hat-trick in a 6-0 FA Cup Final win to complete a domestic treble... And he still gets a passionate lecture from his boss. Relentless pursuit of excellence.
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See, If you want to vote Kingsley Moghalu, or Fela Durotoye or Madam Oby, vote for them.👍 . . But if your wishful thinking swings the pendulum in Buhari's favour and we end up with 4 years of this nonsense. . If you try to run to Canada, they will deport you to Zamfara. . 😒😒
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The Kingmaker 🦥
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Denver has the best Laughter in the history of Laughters.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The Kingmaker 🦥
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It’s not like Wole Soyinka was in his Early 30s when he protested against Goodluck Jonathan... Only difference now is Wole Soyinka has realized the things he did and said against Jonathan, if he tries it with Buhari, he will be writing his next book in a DSS safe deposit box.
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The Kingmaker 🦥
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Lmao...🤣😂 Coza and Biodun Fatoyinbo shouldnt be using Davido, Wizkid and Tiwa to promote their event... If they need someone to promote their program, they should link up with RKelly or Bill Cosby... Zero Consent, a thousand victims..
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The Kingmaker 🦥
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SEGA “If I am not allowed to be your Moses...then I will make sure the Israelites never leave Egypt” LINKS
@dondekojo
Ayobami
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Lekki Toll Gate Opening. Votes Against LASG: - Ebun Olu- Adegboruwa - Olorunrinu Oduala - Temitope Majekodunmi - Patience Patrick Udoh Votes for LASG - Justice Doris Okuwobi (Rtd) - Taiwo Lakanu DIG (Rtd.) - Lucas Koyejo - *Segun Awosanya(Sega) - Mrs. Oluwatoyin Odusanya
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Your MCM Buhari just changed the Chief Justice of Nigeria Onnoghen like someone that's changing Sim Card from sim 1 to Sim 2. . . The fact that Buhari still has supporters shows that if some people ever get back into the Garden of Eden, they will still eat the forbidden fruit 😪
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The Kingmaker 🦥
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If you attended a boarding school. You will understand the logistical nightmare of moving 300+ boys. Talk less of doing it against their will. Even If you use lorries to move them....you talking 5-8+ lorries. So its very troubling that "Bandits" have the resources to do that.
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The Kingmaker 🦥
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Vector dragging Jesse Jagz into all these might not end well for him.. You people are pushing Lanre oh..🤣😂 Jagz is not M.I, Jagz will change it for him.😂🤣 #JudasTheRat #pastorsSon
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The Kingmaker 🦥
5 years
"It is Because Messi isnt playing: " it is Because Valverde isn't using this formation" "I know Barcelona spent lots of money on Griezmann, Dembele and Coutinho but" #AthleticBarca Football Twitter:
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@SmithVinci
The Kingmaker 🦥
5 years
Premier league fans: La Liga is a farmer's league..Messi should come to the premier league😂 Messi All the way from Spain this UCL: Tottenham: 2 goals for you. Manchester United: 2 goals for you Liverpool: 2 goals for you too. In short 2 goals for everyone of you here. #BARLIV
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@SmithVinci
The Kingmaker 🦥
5 years
To my future Children... Before you turn 15, even if I have to force you, you must learn • An extra language aside English & Yoruba (most likely French or Chinese or even Arabic) • Learn at least 1 musical instrument. • Practice a particular sport. • Start a business.
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The Kingmaker 🦥
5 years
Woke up to see people comparing Thor to Shazam😂 Thor wasnt given all that strength and an Hammer to be compared to Teletubbies.
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@SmithVinci
The Kingmaker 🦥
5 years
Everytime Messi fans make jokes about Ronaldo, something bad happens to Barcelona and Messi..😂 . Laughed at Ronaldo's Juventus losing to Ajax, Liverpool whooped them 4 goals. . Laughed at Ronaldo not winning the European Golden boot, Valencia whooped them to #CopaDelRey
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The Kingmaker 🦥
5 years
Using Exchange rate of 360Naira to $1, . This $470 Earring = #169200 Naira. . Minimum wage of #30 ,000 Naira means A Nigerian Worker has to work: 5months & 19days to afford this. Minimum wage of #18 ,000 Naira means A Nigerian worker has to work: 9months & 12days to afford this.
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@SmithVinci
The Kingmaker 🦥
6 years
Ambode should have collected Past Questions from Saraki..😩. . "How to deal with impeachment threat from your Party" . Ambode is about to Join the Millions of Nigerians to lose their Job under Buhari's regime...😪 . Next Level Impeachment..😨🙌
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@SmithVinci
The Kingmaker 🦥
6 months
Here is a theory. I think Air peace WILL crack travel from Nigeria to US & Canada for cheaper & with far less flight time than currently available alternatives And I think they are already working on this. How? About 9 months ago they announced direct flights to Antigua. 1/5
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@SmithVinci
The Kingmaker 🦥
5 years
Anytime I enter public transport.... I just smile and greet everyone....God forbid there are kidnappers in there... Maybe Dem fit reason say " This one get respect, make we free am"🤔🤔
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@SmithVinci
The Kingmaker 🦥
5 years
For me, #TheViper wins... Vector's #JudasTheRat didnt just have that touch or flow M.I's diss had.. Vector honestly sounded like someone clutching at straws... 😪 E for Effort.
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@SmithVinci
The Kingmaker 🦥
6 years
"How the Flawed Nigeria Education System contributes to Unemployment" . . A thread. . In my final year in Uni, (Economics) We were asked to choose project topics, I submitted " The effect of human psychology on effectiveness of Economic policies" . My supervisor, threw away the
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@SmithVinci
The Kingmaker 🦥
3 years
The location jokes will end soon, and reality will dawn on many…
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@SmithVinci
The Kingmaker 🦥
6 years
In Nigeria, you are just 1 wrong move from a bullet. . . You dont even need to: Be a Yahoo boy, Snatch Ballot box Keep dreads Keep beards Be a thief. . . The bullet could easily come find you. #EndSARS
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@SmithVinci
The Kingmaker 🦥
5 years
Fear Not, Ye Men of Criminal Intent. Thy supreme defender of Yahoo Yahoo. Sir Naira Marley shall plead thy cause. Whilst others of thy kind, shall create a go-fund-me to finance thy case. Thy Chief Entertainer, Sir Zlatan Ibile shall provide music that comforts thy. Fear Not.
@TosinOlugbenga
Tosin Olugbenga
5 years
Another 9 Nigerians again arrested in US for wire fraud. 1. Seun Adelekan 2. Lekan Daramola 3. Solomon Aburekhanlen 4. Gbenga Oyeneyin 5. Abiola Olajumoke 6.Temitope Omotayo 7. Bryan Eadie 8. Albert Lucas 9. Demola Adebogun
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@SmithVinci
The Kingmaker 🦥
5 years
Nigerians: Celebs should speak out with their platform. . Omotola: Buhari's Government is doing badly. . Nigerians: 😑 |\👐🏾 / \_ ━━━━━┓ \\ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ \\ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ヽ😵ノ ┓┓┓┓┓┃   / ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ノ) ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃
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@SmithVinci
The Kingmaker 🦥
11 months
Imagine using your afterlife to sell clothes.
@phspecials
Portharcourt Specials
11 months
"I'm d£Ad but I still sell clothes at Rumuigbo junction...”- Anonymous
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@SmithVinci
The Kingmaker 🦥
6 years
Obasanjo right now trying to decide between Atiku and Buhari 😂😂😂
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@SmithVinci
The Kingmaker 🦥
5 years
Buhari's government closed borders to allow local businesses compete...(according Buharists) . Then the same government wants to collaborate with Hyundai to compete against Innoson. This government isnt just clueless, it is wicked.
@MBuhari
Muhammadu Buhari
5 years
Today the President/CEO of Hyundai Engineering Company Limited visited, and put forward a proposal to set up a vehicle manufacturing plant in the country. I pledged the full collaboration and support of the Federal Government to make this planned investment a reality.
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@SmithVinci
The Kingmaker 🦥
5 years
Meanwhile Nigerians, it would be unfair to make jokes about Xenophobia or about AIDS epidemic in South Africa. There's difference between Banter and straight up disrespect. #NGARSA
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@SmithVinci
The Kingmaker 🦥
6 years
Tomorrow is Sunday. . Asiwaju is trending nudes, Mia Khalifa is trending... . . Twitter NG is just turnioniown..
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@SmithVinci
The Kingmaker 🦥
6 years
How do children of Policemen on Twitter feel about their Dads 🤔🤔
@mz_ilu
Queen Of The South.
6 years
O jewa ke eng? Nigeria Police Edition
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@SmithVinci
The Kingmaker 🦥
5 years
When I saw Kepa trending, I thought Chelsea officially announced him as Sarri's replacement... Kepa Starting ahead of De Gea.... It is Smalling and Jones, I blame for De Gea facing such embarrassment...😪😪
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