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@pargerais
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4 months
@PunishedFredda it’s nice to see people who aren’t in on the Dan Hentschel bit complaining about him. It would be a problem if he got too infamous
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@nii1273 what happened to Chiitan
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@asubparusername it lines up too sensibly with that “quit your job” tirade, he’s totally a trust fund kid
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2 months
@britfxg On my first run through the game i thought “Oh they have Kim comment on a lot of little things you do, like how you walk around funny, that’s cool” and then i thought for like 2 seconds why he didn’t address me neurotically stealing everything that wasn’t nailed down
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@pargerais
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8 months
@CantEverDie @Boogie2988 White Guilt 3: Saviour No More
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1 year
@3mericanj0hnson which one? lol
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4 months
@catfinches they made his hands really big
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1 year
@lowendtable @envinyon three identical twins surround a guy in a triangle formation (which they call the tetrahedron), which Che (the guy they’re fighting) escapes by pissing in one of their eyes
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8 months
@CantEverDie @Boogie2988 “wokeness is good and whiteness is bad” - a8 Black Rook from Chess
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19 days
@nise_yoshimi due to Occidentalism they keep referring to Trump stuff as being in the Nixon Period
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4 months
@selina_dedalus Don’t forget Renna
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5 months
@Secret_Doves They should make a mecha that’s actually about the characters
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5 months
@AlexTheTrainGuy What did you think…
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7 months
@SAMOYEDCORE @cryptidmoder so it’s better to go for a jack knife dive, then
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5 months
@SSSS_Dynazion he can’t get a real job lol
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5 months
@selina_dedalus they changed the USSR to Germany
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2 months
@wacky_hijinks the “notice: no firearms” poster in the foreground really completes the image
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8 months
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27 days
@Winterflan The suits got frustrated with the process for the first episode (mocap, 3d model on top of that, rotoscope everything) and then sacked the entire team and replaced them with a blacklisted director and hentai animators
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@pargerais
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8 months
@PunishedFredda well yes, muh nartzees are bad. That’s true
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3 months
@stickhodges fascism is actually still really appealing to a lot of people (and that’s a bad thing), the word is just scary
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9 months
@nagamyzuna gonna happen sooner than 25th century methinks
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@pargerais
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10 months
@BIG__STEWIE @geomaniac_ worse than that, most of it is repeating an increasingly long list of names
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@pargerais
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28 days
@wacky_hijinks @socpens there was one server on Deathmatch Classic where the bots were coded to say sometimes shit like “Is that… A person? I’ve been here for so long…”
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5 months
@nii1273 homo sexual tuesday be like: tuesgay 😂
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6 months
@ManBanality @SelbagD @primarycatdad where did you get the idea that colonies are exclusively overseas from?
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6 months
They are adding Manuls to Victoria 3
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6 months
@PunishedFredda 62.5M radicals LMFAO
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6 months
@PunishedFredda @sverresj landed voting, agrarianism, council republic… i’m in tears
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2 months
Hawk Tuabster!
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6 months
@ManBanality @SelbagD @primarycatdad Okay but they’re still a colony even if they don’t want to leave
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1 year
@HardMangaPanels this is so fucking badass
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4 months
@asubparusername ridiculous amount of money for an Infuser ™
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2 months
White guy named “JDPONRegimeCrackerDestroyer” vs latino named “WhiteRaceSaviour88”
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@pargerais
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1 year
@kattaclyzm @lowendtable @envinyon Other techniques in the series include imagining you have a million bones in your arm so that it acts like a whip, or cupping your hand over a surface and pulling it really hard to create a vacuum. so yes within the logic of Baki a guy pissing in someones eye is pretty mundane
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@pargerais
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16 days
Your seat on the airplane was double-booked! However, since it's a cheap shitty airline, you can take one person's seat in trial-by-combat. Who are you killing?
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@pargerais
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3 months
@bluecoyote @wacky_hijinks It might as well exist considering the other shit you have on your page
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@pargerais
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12 days
An IDF private walks into a bar. The bartender says “Get the fuck out of here, we don’t serve war criminals” so the private leaves. The next day, an IDF Sergeant walks into the bar. The bartender says the same thing and the sergeant leaves. On the third day an IDF Captain—
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@pargerais
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7 months
@JohnWakefieId I LOVE PHYSICAL MEDIUMS AND I LOVE THE BOOKSHELF, THE VISUAL MONUMENT TO MY GREED
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@pargerais
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3 months
Now you’re using AI? Come on man. Oomfs unfollow and remember to support small artists
@realDonaldTrump
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@pargerais
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6 months
@slobodanchudjak @nise_yoshimi @quendergeer I mean ultimately it comes down to the fact that they hadn’t managed to successfully install the Brahmagarna system in any gundam smaller than the MA-145-P Zugzwangool Proto-type until HC 0094 (Except in 0087: Sky’s Moonlight Reflection but that isn’t canon)
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4 months
girl who’s only heard of democracy through Mars Sim, seeing a democracy: “This feels a lot like Mars Sim”
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@pargerais
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1 month
Going on emergency priv not because of anything bad, but because someone in real life I just met is a TNO fan. No doubt our twitter accounts are separated by two degrees maximum
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1 month
this shit is so funny someone came into this sci fi worldbuilding server and started arguing out of nowhere about how The System is evil because there aren't any free small business innovators
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@pargerais
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8 months
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9 months
@Calibaneur I can’t tell anymore if you’re posting coal or gems how do you do it
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8 months
@PunishedFredda set up a bot to autoreply with “goblin horse machine learning google deepmind AI porn tax folder” whenever someone mentions him
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12 days
Walks into the bar, hears the same thing, and leaves. On the fourth day an IDF Colonel walks into a bar and the bartender says “Look. How many times am I going to have to say you’re not allowed in here?”
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@pargerais
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5 months
Are you cis or are you based? 𝚌𝚒𝚜. 𝒷𝒶𝓈𝑒𝒹! 𝚌𝚒𝚜. 𝒷𝒶𝓈𝑒𝒹!
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@candytangerines
hampuck
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are you cis or are you based? i'm #based
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2 months
PARGER MUTUALS POLL VOTE NOW LIKE AND RETWEET
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7 months
@JohnWakefieId They’ll both die of age-related health complications a week before the election
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@pargerais
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4 months
Quit this website, now. It’s bad for you
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@SulFilo49
The Iskraist
4 months
@dougburzum @caval_ierr @posting_forever >genocide is bad No one cares. >did not like primitive accumulation Which is entirely irrelevant, the flux of social formations across history is determined by their necessity at a given stage of society irrespective of what one thinks personally about them.
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@pargerais
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8 months
@legotrillermoth Actually fremen learn to separate ejaculation from orgasm ☝️🤓
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6 months
@Interrobang_2 hey now, they’re also cloning them
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9 months
@Kajel96536401 @AndromedaPip i think that is what the meme is saying
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@pargerais
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3 months
@wacky_hijinks (screenshot for posterity)
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@pargerais
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12 days
Moral Knowledge exists?? Where??
@Professor_Plink
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Oh Cameron...🙄
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5 months
@Calibaneur 50/50 odds of working
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7 months
@JohnWakefieId have u considered that FDR was a communist that oppressed farmers? doesn’t sound so awesome anymore huh
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1 month
Trot Tuah! Split on that thang
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13 days
. @OOCcommunism You should deactivate your account
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@pargerais
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10 months
@Secret_Doves @Ezepeces Denji’s devilishness comes from his treatment by human society. After the Yakuza, Public Safety, his “normal life”, the Church, he’s become this ultimate hyperviolent problem child/troubled teen. Denji is on track to become the Demon of Earth (compared to Pochita, Hero of Hell?)
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2 months
🚨🚩 EMPEROR NAPOLEON BONAPARTE HAS REORGANIZED GERMAN STATES INTO “CONFEDERATION OF THE RHINE” FRANCIS II EXPECTED TO ABDICATE SOON Your thoughts on this?
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11 months
@Secret_Doves Everyone in part 1 was a loser too. They were just very cool losers
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5 months
@Calibaneur speaking with my accountant about freeing up a spare ten thousand or so for the Ray Motorcycle Fund
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@shonenknives if a 26 year old who called himself Hot Lady Appreciator ever messaged me to say “looking good 👍” I’d assume he’s jerked off to me or added me to a folder or smth… Creepy as fuck behaviour
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@pargerais
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4 months
@JohnWakefieId The two most significant parts of the outcome of this: - Increased violence from the right - Dems tone down their “end of democracy” rhetoric against Trump
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6 months
@JohnWakefieId realizing this is fast tracking into becoming the radio game from Disco Elysium
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6 months
@WizardousCat they made it pseudo grecoroman pillarslop…
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@pargerais
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2 months
This feels masturbatory
@ProudBavaria
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2 months
EU5 reworked a region! Most important change: More chaos in Silesia!
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@ACTBrigitte
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There are zero blue states, only blue cities.
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2 months
:/
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2 months
PARGER MUTUALS POLL VOTE NOW LIKE AND RETWEET
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13 days
“In Context Communism” account that speaks politely and considerately and discusses the history of the socialist movement from its beginning to the current time
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7 months
@PunishedFredda Are you gonna take them up on the offer?
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1 month
Oooh boy, Big news! Napoleon has just encircled and captured the ENTIRE Austrian army at Ulm, and is expected to march on Vienna soon! Like and RT to totally OWN the Third Coalition!
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25 days
I call for UN mandate rule in Washington and dismantling of the American Terrorist State #ExAmerica
@srob0601
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Then your opinion is doubly irrelevant.
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25 days
A gif of an angry guy? ooh, how intimidating…
@AngryTexian
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@pargerais I’d like to see you try to take my 2A rights away.
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5 months
@Rust_Belt_Red no community note
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9 months
@ItssSlothyy nobody can say “This is sick” anymore they’re always saying some shit like “THIS IS FUCKING ME IN THE ASS”
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2 months
Something has to be done about this surgeon, he’s really bad at his job
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@wand1ung You ought to love the terrible consequences too
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2 months
🚨🚩 MUHAMMAD ALI PASHA JUST GOT NAMED WĀLI OF EGYPT! Analysts say this is a sign of weakness from the Ottomans Your thoughts!?
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@candytangerines @JohnWakefieId John Budweiser of the Beer Party started e-dating someone they met on marscord btw. Thought I’d let you know that something good can always come out of the bad
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2 months
Mutuals, Friends, and Followers Bracket coming up soon, reply to be added
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@duckbldg I see a lot of these my favourites are when they put the toilet in a folding cabinet and put the induction cooker on top
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3 months
@JohnWakefieId LOADING…93% TIP: When you’re running a deficit, try selling state assets or cutting government spending.
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6 months
I call for #ExEarth dismantling of UN regime now
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@ivrugue @jaketropolis @Alixxa01 goku’s move is named after the king of hawaii, yeah
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Lowkey I agree with this 🤫
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Why isn't anyone trying to build housing here?
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TOP TEN CITIES I WOULD LIKE TO LIVE IN: 1. MEGACITY SECTOR 1 2. MEGACITY SECTOR 2 3. MEGACITY SECTOR 3 4. MEGACITY SECTOR 4 5. MEGACITY SECTOR 5 6. MEGACITY SECTOR 6 7. MEGACITY SECTOR 8 8. MEGACITY SECTOR 9 9. THE OUTLANDS 10. ASTEROID BELT CORPOZONE 4
@punished_cor
illustrious corvid comissar
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TOP TEN CITIES I WOULD LIKE TO LIVE IN: 1. SUKHAVATI 2. KITEZH 3. SHANGRI-LA 4. YS 5. ATLANTIS 6. CAMELOT 7. AGARTHA 8. EL DORADO 9. R'LYEH 10. IRAM OF THE PILLARS
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2 months
@Calibaneur what makes you so sure? We’re seeing big moves on cultural exports with that monkey game, I wouldn’t say it’s suffocating yet
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3 months
Engagement Bait: Mutuals reply to this and I’ll MS Paint scribble what you look like in my head
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8 months
@Calibaneur Flop tweet im ngl sorry ray
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3 months
Not saying it but you know it
@MAstronomers
Curiosity
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If you could name the first city on Mars, what would you name it?
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Dearest oomfs, I have a date next week to dinner somewhere (don’t know where yet, possibly my pick?) and I don’t know what to wear. I’ve gotten my current wardrobe down to either outfit A or outfit B. Should I pick one of these or get new clothes entirely?
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