🐍 @dougburzum Twitter profile

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4 months

The coolest thing you can be is an erudite loser. To be a weird perverted freak with no life prospects, but a profound insight into the mysteries of the self... magnificent

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3 months

@leftyandzesty Well you have to understand that neither the person who made the wojak meme nor the mouthbreather who drew polcomp colours over it can think of women as people

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@snackvampire @posting_forever Well it wasn't a fair fight, most of them were colonel rank or below which means they're only trained to fight 9 year olds at most

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4 months

@NotPotBol Still doesn't beat the ending of Black Panther, where the reactionary absolutist monarch tells his CIA friend "you know, perhaps Killmonger had a point... we must grow, we must empower our black brothers and sisters" and then his solution is to build a fucking community centre

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@postcyborg God you have no idea how fun it was to pick a fight with someone I thought was a random artist only to discover she's actually heiress to billions of dollars of oil money

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TRUMP: [monotonously reading smeared notes on hand] they are sending... ten thousand... million... Hawaiians... to kill your... dog? [muttering under breath] who writes this shit KAMALA: ahahaha. Well first of all, everyone hates you. I have an endorsement from Pete Hitler (R-MT)

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@juegosnomas @posting_forever Woke pilots will try to convince you a man shouldn't be allowed to speak his mind on the radio

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5 months

There is no description which does justice to how furious he gets here. You owe it to yourself to watch, Hasan struck every fucking nerve in his body lmao

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Hasan went on a podcast and said debates are purely for entertainment, and Destiny crashes out.

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1 month

@vijayvinyl What fucking power do you have? Are the Democrats sending you bombs to kill children too?

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3 months

"I knew Golda Meir" yeah okay dude. The first Israeli leader you met was born in fucking 1898 in the Russian Empire and you haven't stopped glazing them since, good work reminding everyone of that

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4 months

@nise_yoshimi In the runup to the first film, Abrams talked about the First Order like they were Colonia Dignidad in space. Snoke feels like an extension of that, a hideous ancient war criminal in a dressing gown and slippers. And then the only plot JJ could think of was Bigger Death Star

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2 months

@capybaroness Eh, I think Ned and Stannis' faults are more about not being able to seize the throne, they'd both be pretty decent if they somehow wound up there

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2 months

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BREAKING: Japan’s benchmark Nikkei 225 share index soared as much as 10.5%, a day after it plunged a near record 12.4%.

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3 months

@PunishedGramsci He gets lapped by Ben Garrison, who is notorious for using lots of words

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27 days

@FemboysMemes Pathetic. No amount of 41% memes will change the fact that you've built your entire identity around a caricature of youth. What will you do when age inevitably catches up to you? Transition, or become a bitter old man? It's that or truncate yourself, so better get planning

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3 months

@ettingermentum Let me be clear. You have to, uh, get in the, uh, robot. Or Joe will have to, uh, do it again

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2 months

@Hanasaku_Yuri The aliens just gave them flying saucers for a laugh. Thought it was very charming that these little apes in their black outfits kept trying to measure their skulls

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Court-packing would be the final crossing of the Rubicon that ends the American experiment with the rule of written law made by representatives of the people.

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3 months

@nise_yoshimi The communists could have been in a much better position had they simply stopped being communists immediately after doing several things that only the communists could have done, and before doing several things that only the communists would have done

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4 months

I just don't know that this is appropriate to post as a sitting United States Senator

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@dougburzum

1 month

I'm in tears, they got three entries down before they had to start busting out the idiotic startup names

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1 month

Israel has given the world The flash drive, cherry tomatoes, drip irrigation, Waze, PillCam, Watergen, OrCam, SolarEdge, SodaStream, ReWalk, Brightway, CureMetrix, Sightsavers, OncoOne, Teva, Wix, Fiverr, Mobileye, Firewall, the flexible stent, instant messaging and a lot more.

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3 months

Totally implausible but Mark Kelly would be so hilarious. Maybe as a VP, him against Vance would just mean another rerun of this

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“Alternative Democratic candidates run ahead of President Biden by an average of +3 across the battleground states. Nearly every tested Democrat performs better than the President.” 👉🏻

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@dougburzum

4 months

Granddaughter of one of the world's richest oil tycoons bravely speaks out against communism

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4 months

Straight Caucasian male seeks minority valor for vague polymorphous perversity. ‘I promise, if Hitler threw you in a gas chamber I’d choose to be right there by your side: I’m a communist!’

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Hungary submitted an appeal to have Imane Khelif disqualified from the boxing. 🥊 The IOC rejected the appeal; opponent Anna-Luca Hamori has then been mocking the Algerian. ❌ InshaAllah, another win for Imane. 🇩🇿

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@JohnWakefieId Open and shut case. He wanted to be the guy who shot a President. Doesn't matter which one

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@SweaterKetchup The "concept of America" is a bunch of white settlers using black slaves to farm land that isn't theirs, stop jerking off over your national mythology

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26 days

@DOssuary One of Michael Bay's most famous films is about the time America got caught with its pants down at one of the largest and most important US Navy bases in the Pacific

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4 months

@themcels Clearly Rick because he's not just laughing in the face of society's problems, but he's leading a revolution, whereas Homer is just DJing

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3 months

It's time to get real, folks

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2 months

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Japan’s world-beating rally this year wiped out over just a couple of days. Stairs up, elevator down.

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3 months

The Supreme Court explicitly legalised this and Joe Biden won't do SHIT because he's a fucking PUSSY

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16 days

My dear baby boy has started to recoil from me thanks to the overwhelming reek of evil, mediocrity and self-loathing that emanates from my every pore, so I had to put him in one of the big machines they use to shake up cans of paint :(

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So true I’m a delusional psycho bitch for taking my kid to the chiropractor because he was having trouble latching and the alternative was surgery guy who leaves this comment

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4 months

@incogthefifth Oh isn't this the libertarian who's really insistent that the government is covering up bigfoot or skinwalkers or something

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1 month

@nikicaga It's not a conspiracy theory, it's objectively true and that's why they swapped it out

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4 months

@boyregime I am choosing to believe this is real

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5 months

Hilarious recurring bit in UK politics: we banned basically everything worse than a kitchen knife, and restricted those, but every time we get a new wave of knife crime our politicians pretend it's due to a new type of Special Evil Blade that we have to ban even harder

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5 months

Today, Parliament has the chance to ban ninja swords - lethal weapons which have been used to kill on Britain's streets. Families & communities across country face devastating knife crime. Up 80% since 2015. I’m urging Tory Ministers to vote for our plan. No excuse not to act.

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4 months

Delusional Takes comes out swinging in favour of Latinx

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4 months

No. No it isn't.

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3 months

Social democracy is objectively the moderate wing of fascism... except for this place! [Camera zooms out] WELCOME TO ISLINGTON NORTH!

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3 months

Iberians spend so much of their lives napping that they've accidentally dreamed up an entirely new history for themselves

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2 months

I like when this guy starts being melodramatic. Tried to ZOGpost, got told off, now he has to pretend he's being victimised (lol) for his cutting analysis (lmao) Nothing of value to say, wants to be main character but lacks the grace to handle that attention. You hate to see it!

Marxist Lynchist (No. 1 🤘)🇳🇬🇵🇸

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2 months

Not a single person calling me a Nazi sincerely believes it, anyone not a moron can see through it pretty clearly.

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@JohnWakefieId Proving the superiority of Catholicism by rattling off all the ways in which Protestants kicked our asses

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@alexengineer10 @opinonhaver They aren't abstract you dumbass his friends all got evaporated by saturation bombardment

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3 months

People on twitter will really be like "you believe in firebombing a Walmart? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, building power within the system" and then not build power within the system

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3 months

My old account perished, but this stupid song and dance continues. I fucking hate Redditors

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3 months

We have learned that for some reason the CPC can’t help but depict America as an overpowered badass. So here is mega collection of all the Chinese propaganda I could find making America and NATO look overpowered and cool as fuck 🧵 🪡

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2 months

Rhodieboos will look at you with a straight face and say "yeah our brave boys were too stupid to follow paths so we had to put them in gay little booty shorts so they'd cut themselves if they went off-track" and expect you to think that makes their dumb dead country cooler

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So the Rhodesians didn’t want their men trying to hack and tromp through the bush But they found that that is just what the soldiers would do if they were wearing thick pants and heavy leather boots So they had to remove that ability to tromp through the heavy bush to get them

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1 month

@gracecthdralprk It's partly down to reaction against monogamous moralism, but also a coping mechanism for the many polyamorous people who do not have any sort of functional relationship. You see something similar among queer people, but it's more intense among polyamorists for two reasons

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24 days

I often think of this post

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5 months

@nise_yoshimi Yeah so this one actually shoots a laser beam that reflects off an orbital mirror and comes back down on the target. Yeah it's like a fragile, long range weapon that lacks mobility. No fuck off it's not like that

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@twinkdefcon Rahhhh I love wholesome medieval fantasy settings where everyone operates under an even more idealised vision of free market capitalism and also we're all constantly tiptoeing around a giant howling pit where the franchise's old racial politics were

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4 months

@ariaclast If the half a percentage point of votes going to Binface can rescue Sunak, that's hilarious in its own right

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@JDKDAY Hey 👋 we're the Proto-Indo-Europeans 😁 in our language, Proto- means best 👍

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Nick 🇺🇸🗽🅰️

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@max_oikonomikos

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@harveyspistols @DANCAMPBELLSZN @calvinfroedge Based on the fact that he got 48 years I'd say the law agrees with Dan

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3 months

@Vanefell Haus said she didn't like them, hardly a mental breakdown

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2 months

@Insert66438804 They probably wouldn't be that shocked about the monarchy thing, remember plenty of French revolutionaries were pushing for a constitutional monarchy right up until it became clear Louis would never allow France self-determination while his head still sat on his shoulders

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1 month

Sorry to hear your polycule is going through a rough patch. Have you considered reorganising it in accordance with the principle of democratic centralism?

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27 days

Okay look I know he said the Tories secretly fucked up the budget but how bad does it have to be for him to go from grey to white in two months? Are we in debt to fucking Mephistopheles

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🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer believes Labour are “going to have to be unpopular” as “popular decisions aren’t tough, they’re easy” #BBCLauraK

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I've come to believe CyberSmith views the world in a literary manner. Reality is a story, it has themes, and if a thing makes thematic sense to him it must happen. I cannot help but admire the man

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4 months

@JohnWakefieId Going to be hilarious if the Jupiterian Man self-destructs because he thought he could do a Pedro Sanchez

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4 months

The story of Martin Luther is a man accidentally opening the floodgates a tiny crack, instantly getting a premonition of the emancipation of humankind, and thereafter doing everything he could to slam those gates shut again. Some revolutionary!

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"Reformation" is an incorrect word to describe the Protestant Revolution, it should be called the "Protestant Deformation".

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5 months

@nise_yoshimi They should add a special ideology called "child" not because it would necessarily fix this but because it would be very funny when the inevitable glitch causes a king to still be classified as "child" even when he's like 80

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My lying bitch ex-wife took half the sky in the divorce

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@DOssuary Our noble sacrifice vs. their inexplicable propaganda fails

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2 months

No wonder fat Southern lawyers used to wear white linen suits. Look at how damp he is! No handkerchief, how's he supposed to dab at his forehead while going "well ah do de-CLAY-uh"

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Mississippi attorney accused of bringing contraband into correctional facility

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@Trey_Explainer What fucking power do you have?

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5 months

Well, well, well. Guess who just got suspended for - you guessed it - being white!

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@osamabishounen Anyone else think it's kinda gross that an uploaded personality conglomerate, 4000 cumulative years of age, is doing an engram-merge with a pair of posthumans who're only 120 and 277 years old

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4 months

No way, they brought it back

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Red Scare orbiters are the pinnacle of soy rightism. These people spend their days agitating for pogroms and shootings, but the moment you take a jab at their idol (pictured) they start crying about how the Left wants to destroy Motherhood and Beauty

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The thing about leftists is that they're the exemplary product of neglectful parenting and resentful of that fact. But this is subconscious, so it's warped into a general hatred towards any parental figures on whom they can take revenge. Ugly stuff

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@ettingermentum The Corbyn timeline

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@LinkofSunshine Why are you always so smug about shit you clearly halfway learned about 2 minutes ago? They were protesting a glorified haunted house which ends with a bunch of handwritten notes about how the IDF should be more genocidal

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Continental Europeans calling Britain "TERF Island" is a bit like when they condemn American racism

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Portugal: Based

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@posting_forever I fucking love this site. Nowhere else can create guys like The Woke European, who believes we should genocide Scots, Bretons and Catalans but not Roma

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Hassan Nasrallah spent his final year desperately trying to avoid escalation with Israel, and they responded by killing him. Surely their remaining opponents will take the obvious lesson from this

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I know I harp on it a lot but this dunce is genuinely the stupidest of the coaltwinks. If you sent Basil a Wikipedia screenshot saying their own legs were broken, they would not walk for at least six months

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@RaceplayShawty They're allowed to have some technology but I think it has to be contraptions. For example this is how an Amish ceiling fan looks

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7 months

Hey man. You've got me blocked on my main so I had to use my backup for when I next get banned. I need you to know this is the most tragic yet grotesque post I've seen in ages. We joke around a lot but you earnestly should consider truncating your life rn, or going into isolation

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See if I were a Chinese provincial tourism official I would have disguised it to look like it was 2200 years old. Wow! Another engineering marvel by the great Qin Shi Huang, this place really is China's top waterfall

Unlimited L's

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NEW: Chinese officials are forced to apologize after a hiker discovers a secret water pipe feeding China’s tallest waterfall Millions of tourists visit the 1,024-foot-tall Yuntai Mountain Waterfall annually, attracted by its ancient geological formations over a billion years old

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@K8wxyz This complaint boils down to one of two things. Either you think reactionaries in the third world are correct in whatever prejudices they hold, as you're a reactionary too, or you think it's un-communist to believe some social forms are more progressive, as you're not a communist

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@evilvillain1231 Remembering when the CinemaSins guys made fun of that scene where a government researcher says "the Purge just works" - it was eye-opening when I finally watched it and it was completely explicit about the Purge being social Darwinist nonsense

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Something about ADHD discourse attracts this genre of sneering midwit like flies drawn to cow shit. If your "high" from "speed" amounts to normalised eating patterns and moderate productivity improvements, it's probably a sign you've got something going on there!

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Guy high on speed: "I can't believe normal people feel this great all the time"

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@Boringstein Am I meant to feel pity with this character? I truly cannot feel anything but contempt

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@DOssuary They still get their shit rocked by the IJN and are portrayed as heroes for it. See also Black Hawk Down, where not only do many of the protagonists die, they also lose in the end. You're just so drenched in ideology that you forget how films work when a foreigner makes one

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@snackvampire @posting_forever That's when they teach you the special Krav Maga moves, such as "run away and scream for artillery support"

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@Tropicarne Arab

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@jardinsecret888 I had a relatively good upbringing with competent parents who largely encouraged me to pursue my education and did not send me to a quack to have my neck snapped

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Name any country in the world. I know more about it than you or its native inhabitants

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Oh my fucking god how have you people not figured this one out. The moronic trust fund kid entirely driven by aesthetics who latches mindlessly to anything that seems futuristic enough - they're easily swayed by fascists? No shit

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Why is Grimes following Nazis

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Leftist to fascist pipeline: never read Marx, forget about class conflict, attack increasingly nebulous set of "elites" without distinguishing elements Libertarian to fascist pipeline: get elected, have to govern

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El Salvador's Bukele warns businessmen not to raise prices or there will be consequences against them. He compares his warning to businesses to the one he made years ago against gangs before arresting them. He's not a conservative. He's a statist.

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Broskis... f*ck melatonin... Hassan Nasrallah just gave us snooze material for an entire week! Is he the eepiest in the game rn ? And if u say no ... name who is

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@heshidicjudaism You must admit, it was a great career building opportunity when she got shot

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@nise_yoshimi British officers were actually promoted based on their ability to make witty quips under pressure

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@nise_yoshimi @JohnWakefieId pointed out that it's the root of his Hannibal Lecter fixation. He thinks an asylum speaker is a special type of immigrant that comes from an insane asylum

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I’ve never seen an edit that made me want to enlist in the army this quickly

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@ettingermentum For a while the groupthink on here was "God, just think how dangerous someone ideologically Trumpist, but without his eccentric stupidity, would be" and I'm glad that the last people who bought it were the Republicans

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@Mengistu_Sports I believe Italy still had slavery in Libya then

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4 months

It's true that they would laugh at you, of course. Nonetheless:

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LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA: [descending on prop paraglider from above stage] rip rap Lieutenant General brap 19 YEAR OLD IDF VETERAN: [lying completely dead on ground]

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@dougburzum

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Nobody who posts this image has any power. It's never Congress reps or MPs who post it. It's not even people who have the ear of a politician. This is because, ironically, they don't want power. They want to worship power, so they can pretend its victories are somehow their own

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@SJWheeljack

3 months

People may not like it but this statement is arguably the hardest Contrapoints ever cooked. Just totally illuminates how a certain brand of person On Here thinks.

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@dougburzum

3 months

Propagandopolis

@propagandopolis

3 months

'The guy who relaxes is helping the Axis' — American poster from the Second World War (1942) showing a worker sleeping on the job. Artist: Fred L. Packer.

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