im not ethel cain-coded, im just from pittsburgh @ohip13 Twitter profile

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im not ethel cain-coded, im just from pittsburgh

1 year

I love Pittsburgh and I love Bloomfield, where there’s still a rainbow over the shitty rusted trucks and collapsing buildings. This is the realest place I know.

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feeling very loved by the people around me today

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3 years

this is how some of you tweet

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Software developers need to be reminded that their souls are in mortal peril when they work on stuff like this

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3 years

They quit their jobs as cops and, as if a curse was lifted, suddenly felt the urge to protect and serve their community

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@KatieDaviscourt

3 years

NOW: Seattle firefighters and Seattle police officers that were fired for not complying with the vaccine mandate are out feeding the homeless.

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Fantastic photo. Gun held one handed, no trigger discipline, out of focus husband in the background pointing his AR at her downrange. Amazing.

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Bae: come over Bernie: can't I'm running for President Bae: I have student loans Bernie:

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5 years

i have a confession to make. for the last month I've slowly been editing sebastian gorka's head larger and larger on wikipedia

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4 years

Thank you

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6 years

i'll suck your dick for a cup of coffee

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4 years

somebody took this closed restaurant in my neighborhood and turned it into an apartment and the vibes are unbelievably fucked

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5 years

getting a crop top that says “you are not immune to propaganda” with matching booty shorts that say “propaganda” on the ass

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4 years

everyone wants the himbo boyfriend until he maxes out his credit on a halo man suit

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What's the problem

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Pittsburgh Legends thread: The South Side Fake Burger King In early 2014 patrons of a Burger King restaurant on Pittsburgh’s South Side began reporting suspicious food and behavior from employees. Internet sleuths and local reporters quickly descended on the scene

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Kool aid man said fuck borders

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5 years

Oh yeah! #NoWallIsSafe

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2 years

SOUND FUCKIN ON I nearly choked lmao

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@ryanjreilly

2 years

Reopening this thread to share this footage of the last few minutes of the livestream of Doug Mastriano’s party this evening.

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@LanceStLaurent @Srirachachau they beatin yo ass with a giant anvil in the quote tweets

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2 years

Israel ישראל

@Israel

4 years

@TheTweetOfGod God: Jesus was a Palestinian. Jesus: Hey Dad, remember when you gave that speech about Jewish values at my Bar Mitzvah?

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2 years

I am creating a queer cafe/bookstore that is an unsafe space. There are knives everywhere and we do not follow any sanitation procedures. All of our employees have covid.

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[matt christman livestream] I don’t think class consciousness will be attainable in our lifetimes. But I do think the seeds for an egalitarian society are already planted, we just have to water them. *5 sec pause, looks at chat* No I haven’t tried the new BK Spider-Man burger

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4 years

since I'm already tweeting about infrastructure today, I figured it's time to do a thread on the stupidest ongoing infrastructure disaster in the city (in america??). That's right folks, we're talking about The Bathtub.

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4 years

Losing my shit over this pic that was posted to the houseplants subreddit

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5 years

Thank you to everyone who backed our Give Greta Thunberg A Gun gofundme

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We rented out the entire Chuck E. Cheese and not a single one of his classmates came 😢 RT TO WISH MY SON HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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I'm Your Nana Now

@ImYourNanaNow

2 years

It's not just that Taika Waititi is undermining heteronormativity in every film/show he makes. It's that his entire way of being and interacting demolishes the Eurocentric, colonist, heteronormative concept of masculinity

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4 years

The mustard stain on her shirt!

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5 years

thinking about the worst thing tumblr ever produced

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3 years

You guys don’t understand. In order to have warehouse raves and hip pre-war factory lofts you need to create the necessary conditions for those structures to exist i.e. a war and the subsequent industrial collapse. Hence my funneling of money to militant New England separatists

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5 years

this image is for a very specific venn diagram of my followers

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4 years

when I talk about building left unity this is what I mean

Christie Malry ☭ Ⓐ🏴‍☠️🏴🚩🇵🇸

@Christie_Malry

4 years

shits going down

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3 years

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is A Senate Parliamentarian Real Hahahaha Bro Just Vote On The Bill Like Bro Just Do It Haha

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4 years

@bocxtop Siri how to not feel like my life is over at 22

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3 years

Doing one of these posts with every magic treehouse book and the most blatantly illegal sawed off shotgun you’ve ever seen

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@LosAngelesSRA

3 years

Y'all thought our Green Book gun post was controversial...

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3 years

BRO you will not be entering the Kingdom of Heaven for this shit 🙅🏼‍♂️

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2 years

Somebody let the air out of a bunch of SUVs tires in Shadyside and left a note saying “hey these cars are unsafe, you’re gonna kill someone” and the folks over on Reddit are fucking maaaaadddd lmao

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2 years

@charlieminato @bubbaprog So he ran out of the car, without appearing in the helicopter footage somehow, beat the spotlight to the building, then slowed to a walk and just kinda hung out instead of going down the alley with his partner?

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Eventually local dirtbag news station WPXI took up the case, revealing that the franchise’s license had been revoked several months back. Like Japanese holdouts on a pacific island, employees refused to give up the cause, continuing to serve subpar food in service to their liege.

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3 years

once in a lifetime offer at the Bloomfield Bridge intersection

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2 years

Another sellout politician betraying his And1 shorts constituency

Allison Pecorin

@AllisonMPecorin

2 years

Pennsylvania Senator-Elect John Fetterman has arrived at the Capitol for new member orientation wearing a suit and tie.

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@BridgeTrollDani Evangelicals are gonna go around talking about how the vaccine is the mark of the beast and not actual sinister blood soaked shit like this

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4 years

@redditships Dudes if you’re going to ask your wife for an open marriage you need to be 100% prepared for her to have better game than you, I’m sorry.

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3 years

If I saw a portrait of a lady on fire I would say “why did nobody put her out?” This is no time for painting, there is an emergency happening!

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Currently having this problem with a different embarrassing hair inspo pic

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Shut the fuck up man. The Ohio spill is bad but we can all tell that you’re having a little too much fun writing this thread.

UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃

@FalconryFinance

1 year

They Chernobyled Ohio, they are very good at silencing people and blacking out the media, you need to be aware. Pennsylvania, you're fucked too. This will be a finger of God smearing cancer and death across multiple states, visible from space, a biblical blight and horror.

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@TheFamousArtBR Hey I think if you post about 5 or 6 more comparison photos like this it will really convince everyone that you are normal and correct

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4 years

Pittsburgh police shot rubber bullets at medics trying to evacuate wounded. At least one was hit. Fuck your livable city @billpeduto #acab

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4 years

hahaha this sucks man

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After the story was picked up by Yahoo and several other larger outlets Burger King corporate stepped in and bought out the location, bringing it in line with the BK brand: a chain that serves food covered in ants to children

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Employees continued to wear their uniforms even as supplies of corporate branded merchandise ran out, even allegedly stealing promotional material from other stores to keep up the charade.

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People on reddit started sharing pictures of their meals which appeared to be packaged in plain paper bags, Dixie cups, and served on generic brand buns.

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4 years

Now to be clear, this Burger King, regardless of its legitimacy has always sucked, even more than burger kings normally do. The covered drive through in an alley has always reminded me of those drive up funeral homes.

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4 years

This is a sequel to my previous “Bloomfield Bridge Tavern turned into an apartment” thread

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somebody took this closed restaurant in my neighborhood and turned it into an apartment and the vibes are unbelievably fucked

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Customers alleged that employees were buying food from the local grocery store and reselling it, a scheme of dubious economic feasibility. Unconfirmed sightings of people in Burger King uniforms spotted in the frozen patty aisle abounded.

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Shoutout to @tempdownatkzug for tracking down an old pic of their fake menus

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I think these women are dating dogs??

he's sart of like an evil porson

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straight women are victims

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@bocxtop I’m gonna have to issue you a citation for anti-solidarity behavior

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@mellem_esq @jasserole @yournerdyfriend sounds like a good friday night

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4 years

damn dude a whole 24 hours

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@RhyeRhythm @ParamoreEnjoyer I mean that certainly helped him have a good childhood and well off upbringing but I don’t think aerospace engineer translates to nepotism connections in the music and acting biz

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⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️ ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️ 🕴🏻 WARNING 🕴🏻 YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE 🕴🏻 SKA ZONE 🕴🏻 ⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️ ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️

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Turn your phone upside down

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3 years

lol lmao

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5 years

fuck a zodiac sign, what bedroom poster did you lose your virginity under

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2 years

Rachel’s back!

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*doing the world’s tiniest, most polite act of vandalism* Reddit: I have a gun and I’m going to use it to end your entire blood line

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South Oakland if we’d let the Italians keep it

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Americans be like my grandfather came from a beautiful seaside town in Italy to Pittsburgh in search of a better life

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big congrats to all anti-civ anarchists on their new zine cover

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3 years

If she’s your girl why is she putting enrichment activities in my enclosure?

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5 years

ok final tweet Palestine will be free Bolivia will be free Fuck nazis Abolish ICE Housing for all Medicare for all Socialism will win thank you and goodnight

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2 years

My parents sold their couch and now the dog has nowhere to sit

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3 years

Weird looking Food Not Bombs chapter, no one even has a nose ring.

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4 years

@bocxtop But who will you call when your house gets robbed and you need someone to show up three hours later and say “we’ll look into it”

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4 years

Add to the lore of weird Pittsburgh fast food. The Disappearing McDonalds

Alex Gordon

@shmalexgordon

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Had to see it for myself. Strip District McDonald’s whole ass disappeared

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Thank you Rachel, ❤️ u

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I’m fucking crying laughing at the pic man

BAMIDELE🕊

@nihiinn_

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My 7 month old daughter said "mommy you're single, I understand how hard it is to do things on your own sometimes. I love you please let me pump for you, it's the least I could do" ❤️grateful for her fr..

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oh word??

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lmao

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ok, well that's not that bad right, streets flood sometimes what's the big dea- oh. oh no.

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@bocxtop Definitely nailed you mom too

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5 years

Please consider donating for our stretch goal: Buy Greta High Caliber Ammunition to Turn Oil Ex*cs into P*nk M*st

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@ohip13

4 years

The employer is Condado Tacos in Columbus which also has two locations in Pittsburgh. Supporting the cops and firing workers for dissenting is despicable and pgh needs to stand in solidarity and boycott this business until workers are reinstated with an apology and backpay

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3 years

this is the new thing i'm doing

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4 years

Thank you all for listening to the history of the Bathtub, if you want to find me, I'll be downtown this fall ferrying people across for the price of one gold coin.

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@LayahHeilpern @deeph20inlv @SelfImprv Billionaires, famous for needing to go on the run to avoid paying taxes instead of just… putting it in a tax haven.

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the headphones scene from garden state but Natalie Portman is listening to cumtown

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@djaonielsen Consider

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@KassyDillon Giving everyone a polio vaccine would be insulting to those who worked their butts off to defeat polio on their own

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Missives from the Shursave wall pt. 2

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@jcalvinvesco @MattWalshBlog - dan crenshaw after getting blown up by an ied

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4 years

I am once again bringing this video back to your timeline

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@ohip13

4 years

Hello, twitter. Let's talk about Officer Paul Abel. Yesterday, this little piggie went to market, where he proceeded to throw a tantrum and arrest a young man for daring to question him for wearing a blue lives matter facemask. But wait, there's more!

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@ergifruit @MargBarAmerica Yeah but she’s a journalist, it’s not exactly physical labor out in the sun

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4 years

rent in your neighborhood just doubled starter pack

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5 years

oh shit they brought back Fake Melania for season three

Sally Pitts

@SallyPitts_WSFA

5 years

President Trump viewing the 23 crosses representing the 23 tornado victims.

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4 years

We should maybe go easy on the Minnesota Freedom Fund. I do a little work for Pittsburgh’s bail fund and if we suddenly received 35 million dollars it would be uhhhh a lot to handle between the like 30 people we have on hand.

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how much it costs to go out on a friday in Pittsburgh: $40 Uber x2 $50 drinks $30 dinner $500 touchtunes credits to play Remember The Name by Fort Minor $10 late night snack

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