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@djaonielsen
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Taylor’s mediocrity is actually her appeal; if she was too talented, cool or sexy it would inspire jealousy and resentment in her core audience of teenage girls and young women
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stella (Taylor’s Version) 🧣
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Put her in a cage against Michael Jackson and she’ll come out as winner bc she really knows how to DANCE
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There’s a thunderstorm right now and I found this snail staring at the sky lol
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She signed to the same label as Sabrina Carpenter, Shawn Mendes & Demi Lovato to release an album produced by a guy who’s worked for Olivia Rodrigo, Caroline Polachek & Kylie Minogue. Sooo annoying to act above it all when millions of dollars are being pumped into your career
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“I’ve never given a f**k about the charts or being on the radio, but it’s so crazy how industry people are taking me more seriously than before. I’m like, ‘I’ve been doing this the whole time, b*tch.’ Like, my career doesn’t mean anything more now that I have a charting album and
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Of all the bizarre post-tumblr developments, a sizeable minority of young women with boyfriends becoming very keen to claim the AIDS crisis as somehow being a part of their “history” really is the weirdest to me
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Oh…
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@justKDHN No, I’m saying she’s marketing herself as a “traditional artist” when she’s actually a big label pop star, she’s not rebelling, she’s selling you the idea that she’s rebelling
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Ronposting not going down well
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I was listening to the radio recently okay, and the Dee-Jay, okay, began to play a song, some time, I believe from the early 2000s, “Who Let The Dogs Out” and I thought my god! This song, these lyrics are like something from Dostoevsky, okay! This brilliant musing on the nature o
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@realAlexD_chs 6’3, it’s like the Grand Canyon back there
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@joshstrap13 Should I send my penis to a DEI seminar
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1 year
Gay men in the quote tweets when you tell them that RuPaul’s Drag Race is a television show not an integral component of male homosexuality:
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i'm a gay man. drag queens, ballroom, and voguing do not represent me. i am a man who loves other men. that is all. stop stereotyping gay men with drag queens and ballrooms and voguing. you wouldn't do that to any other groups. that's like saying all.... nvm
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I’m so over Britain it’s insane, the place just feels dead. Boring, dirty, old & poor. It’s hard to articulate a vibe but it feels as though modern Britain was maximally designed to crush one’s spirit. Everyone is ugly & miserable
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Dissident Right homosexuals arguing on the internet over who is more “aristocratic”:
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@michlikeniche I’m not masking I’m too pretty
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@river_is_nice @OguzLuvsCookies She grew up in London which has more immigrants than Brits, went to a posh high school in Marylebone, one of the richest areas in the country, before studying at Cambridge uni lmao I think she had it just fine growing up
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@predatorvsrambo Voluntarily signing to a big label with deep pockets to work with established producers and songwriters to craft a palatable pop album with clear mass-market appeal suggests that she does in fact care about charts and radio play
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Damn u were a little whore
@chadfelixg
Chad Felix Greene 🇮🇱
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Every man I had sex with when I was 14 knew I was 14 beforehand. LGBTQ culture has no socially imposed boundaries on it. They don't police themselves. They are too consumed with protecting their political causes and shaming rightwing bigots. Teen sex work is the norm in LGBTQ
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Fellow art lovers what do we make of this statuette in the office at my workplace
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Maybe Ru refusing to see himself as a victim is the reason he has a mansion in LA while u make tiktoks about him
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This post & the replies once again reveal that ‘body positivity’ is not an innocent attempt at a productive, humanistic discourse about body image, it’s instead an angry demand for the redistribution of social capital, from the beautiful to the ugly, born of seething resentment
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fire me into the fucking sun, i'm done
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🚨 #BREAKING : Tucker Carlson's two-hour interview with Russian e-Boy Danya is now live on X / Twitter
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When your gay colleague won’t cover your shift at the Clinique counter:
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I’ve worked in the hair & makeup beauty industry for years and I’ve been around tons of gay men. I’ve heard their experiences and I’ve witnessed their lives. This exposure has led to me to many conclusions and theories that would upset many people but idc
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Sauntering effortlessly through Japan’s infamous suicide forest, my lover and I were moved by the sublime natural beauty engulfing us, and aghast at the sight of several lifeless bodies
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Wow man I just can’t believe that people would think ur a bottom
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This RIGHT here. The word “jarring” is just a knife through my heart.
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50 f****ts in that room and not 2 of em in sync
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Completely obssessed with people STILL trying to make ~*queer elders*~ happen like they’re otherworldly shamans and not the guys messaging u on Grindr when ur 18 like “want that hole plowed boy?”
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sorry but nothing will enrage me quite like disrespect to queer elders... you cannot comprehend the avalanche of bullshit they have endured and survived and how your life is better *because* of this... you will absolutely shut up and save your snark for your agemates
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Hilarious blog post on this strange woman’s website wherein she describes feeling “uncomfortable” that an exhibit on the Roman army isn’t actually about herself
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Unrelenting fascist imagery and sexism dolloped on top. This is the BM's insta today.
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Whatever happened to just being a plain old f*g
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tiktok is currently tearing me UP for this video
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Idc really coz I have no desire to go to a “gay cafe”, but it’s funny that 95% of “queer” spaces are opened, owned and operated by gay men - the only ppl who bother to build anything - while the rest of the “community” shriek and whine that everything isn’t to their liking
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Gay community, we really need to start shunning ppl like this and I’m very serious. Do not allow transphobes into gay bars, gay clubs, gay cafés, gay ANYWHERE. You wanna be separate so bad? You will be separated and taken out from the whole community just like the garbage you are
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If the AIDS crisis happened today the Covid-isn’t-over ppl would be demanding that the government fit cock cages on every homosexual
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Irdgaf about gay marriage either way but women need to accept that the tr****y shit is 95% on them, if they weren’t emotional wrecks falling for every sob story in between changing their tampons we wouldn’t have reached this point would we Taylor!!
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If we never allowed “gay marriage” women might still have sports.
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This video pissed ppl off coz they’re jealous that hot ppl can afford to be cunts, uggos have to endure the indignity of being *friendly* and ~polite~ to keep ppl around
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1 year
Someone get this man some BWC stat he’s losing it!
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Keep blowing my rape whistle but no big strong men have come to rape me?
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Dunno if I’d really call myself a conservative but I added it to my hinge profile to filter out people that I’m really not gonna be compatible with and it’s achieved the exact opposite, every he/they y2k fashion twink in a 50 mile radius is messaging me like “heyyyy”
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Very interesting how the only ppl agreeing with this take are heavy, dog-faced, aging bottoms, I wonder what that could be about?
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the attraction to twinks is rooted in pedophilia.
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Got a haircut :)
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They’re roasting me over on swiftie twitter rn 😭
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@paidinpleasure Will u pls post a photo of u so we can appreciate ur superior beauty
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My hot take as to why the ‘boyfriend twin” phenomenon consistently invites mockery (& not just amusement) is bc dating ur mirror image suggests u are very happy with ur appearance & a lot of ppl cannot stand to see that
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I held a door open for someone today and they didn’t say thank u
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Me when I’m watching a property renovation show and the original Victorian tiles are able to be restored
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Don’t really love the whole “LGB drop the T” thing coz I ain’t all that big a fan of lesbians either
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@sbinskii “Forced”…
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Thinking about the non-binary disabled dolphin in the blue’s clues pride parade
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My dad accidentally wore my mum’s new jeans to work today
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It largely not dads who’re taking their kids to drag queen story hour, it’s largely not men organising pride days at schools, it’s largely not men talking about “respecting people’s gender identity”, it’s neurotic, hysterical women and this is why u shouldn’t be allowed to vote
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Just got halfway thru composing a very angry quote tweet and had the revelation that I actually don’t have to get mad at things on my phone
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My take on “sex work” is that it’s fun when men do it but sad when it’s women
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I gasped upon seeing this image like it’s just obscene
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Experiencing quite a significant depressive episode that I suspect in no small part has been triggered by overexposure to homosexual men on my phone
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For the record I think Grindr should introduce age verification but honestly half the replies to this are like “handsome older men kept trying to fuck my sexy youthful body with their thick throbbing cocks oh I just hated it!!!”
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The problem with guys wearing makeup isn’t that “men shouldn’t wear it” it’s that they don’t wear it in a way that suits their male face - they contour their nose and overline their lips until they’re a bloke walking around with Ariana Grande’s face and it’s genuinely disturbing
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Every time
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@holy_schnitt
ellie schnitt
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my favorite right wing thing is when they say nyc is sooooo scawwwyy like not to be that girl but I am the approximate size and strength of a ladybug and I don’t feel unsafe here so it’s objectively funny to be a Big Tough Country Boy and shit your diaper over the subway
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Incredibly cute, 6’4 new coworker who I am completely enamoured with told me I looked “incredible for my age” and then, just when I got my hopes up, hit me with the “yeah so at the weekend me and my girlfriend-“
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99% of pride discourse would vanish forever if we could simply accept that it makes no sense to have one event for both men who wanna snort coke and get fucked in the ass, and woman who wanna buy coasters with Marsha P Johnson’s face on them
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Porn isn’t hot unless u can feel the performer’s father’s disappointment and that’s why I’m skeptical of AI porn
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@midosommar Do u wanna go on a date? I’ll take u somewhere nice!
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I work at a honey factory & for the last few months I’ve been angling for a production manager role but I had a moment today where I was covered head to toe in honey and was being attacked by 3 bees & I was like, where is the dignity? So tomorrow I’m handing my notice in lol
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Call me porn-brained but there’s a weird and undeniably horny foot f*g vibe to Febreze adverts
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@realgirlfr_end Not even when he does the meow?!?
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Anyone else wanna see Ty’s Tight Twat?
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Ty’s Tough Talk🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈
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I WILL NEVER STOP 🧐 It doesn’t matter how many times I get bullied, attacked or harassed for speaking out against the forced conformity and oppressive ideological indoctrination that has befallen the gay community. -Because I don’t fall at the altar of trans ideological
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@PolitlcsUK
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🚨 NEW: The government will pay thousands of pounds to TikTok stars to post videos urging migrants not to cross the Channel in small boats [ @thetimes ]
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Omfg
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Everyday it’s like “we need queer spaces that don’t centre cis yt gays” well nothing’s stopping you! Best of luck with your non-binary bakery!
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Drunk again!
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Really cracking up at this guy innocently tweeting about his positive experiences dating, getting immediately dogpiled for being a “privileged yt gay”, & then feeling the need to write a grovelling apology that’s basically like “I’m really sorry that everyone wants my BWC :(”
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this was written to try and give hope. i’m completely aware of the privilege my skin colour carries and i can’t imagine how hard adding another barrier (racism aka “preference”) to dating in the already tough gay world can be. i wish i could change humans. also the ‘because
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Tom are u free this Saturday for drinks?
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I like gay men
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what opinion about gays will have you like this
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@herreraimages Maybe he can make his own decisions about who he wants to have sex with, and how he wishes to go about that, without the help of your weird sex manual, Leo
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This morning when he came in he went “Aww Dan you’ve shaved, you look very pretty!” And I’m like “Teehee🥹🙈😅” and he’s like “Haha yeah so I went to see my girlfriend yesterday-” like just kill me
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Incredibly cute, 6’4 new coworker who I am completely enamoured with told me I looked “incredible for my age” and then, just when I got my hopes up, hit me with the “yeah so at the weekend me and my girlfriend-“
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@gesufaleg @river_is_nice @OguzLuvsCookies I’m just saying if ur 32, rich and famous u should probably let go of the time the other kids laughed at your bento box in the school canteen
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Why is there sissy hypno porn but not masc hypno porn? Some of u could use it
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The horny homos fucking in the Senate Hearing Room are the living embodiment of the “Don’t tread on me” American spirit, each thrust an ode to Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness!
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Can’t stand hysterical doomerism, when my grandad was young his school was bombed by the nazis and 7 kids died, and today his grandson sits on twitter making bitchy comments about pop stars. Much to be grateful for!
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yeah the world is burning to the ground and our climate is fucked and everyone is poor now and we're all dying but look at this $2,425,000,000 ball we made
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OP can delete all he wants but I will not be silenced
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Hello is it legal for me to post my big thick cock?
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Think before you post.
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@DanWritehead “Adjusting for inflation, health spending is now 17 times higher than in 1948, and welfare and pensions spending 12 times greater.”
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He drove me home everyday this week and today when we said goodbye I very awkwardly and clumsily asked for his number and he gave it to me :)
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Today he told me about his on/off gf & she sounds like a cunt, he said he didn’t think they had a future & he made a joke about taking me on a date, plus he was flexing his biceps for me & kept lifting heavy shit for me, and he drove me home & his hand kept brushing my thigh 😅
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Apple are crazy for this
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There’s a mile of difference between the individualistic indifference towards gender norms demonstrated by these examples, and the desperate, maudlin, self-pathologising of today’s “born in the wrong body” transgenderism
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Ahh yes the 70s, 80s & 90s, a famously gender-conforming era 🙏
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@jonperry501 @joshstrap13 Well I think I’m a human being with my own tastes, interests and desires
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Sat here proper chuckling about when ppl on here were sincerely arguing that there’s been no change in the average person’s sexual behaviour over the last century, like maybe your whore grandmother was doing ass2mouth in the 50s but mine wasn’t!
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Did I eat? Did I give pussy?
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Why r there always 5000 ppl in the replies to videos like this saying “I know it smell crazy in there” as though these aren’t the most well-groomed, fresh fade, shaved and nair’d type of guys on earth?
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The funniest consequence of the RuPaul’s-Drag-Race-ification of this discourse is meeting young British gay men who are really keen to talk about “our history”, and they literally mean like, the ballroom scene in Harlem, New York in the 1980s
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The whole "trans women gave gay men their rights" narrative, if based on anything other than the imaginations of academics from the mid-2000s, quite possibly grew from the seed of Sylvia Rivera's own self-serving testimony that said academics exhumed decades later
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I think my legs look nice :)
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Never ending, inane public discourse about “kindness” from the smarmiest cunts imaginable, stupidly high cost of living & shit wages, & it’s literally illegal to build a nice-looking housing. I can’t stand it here lol
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This house in York would probably be inconsistent with new Part O rules on overheating (clauses 1.7 & 1.10) and certainly on window guarding (clause 3.9). But should the Government really stop British people from building houses like this if they want to? @SCP_Hughes rightly
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