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🌺caulksleeve🌺

@caulksleeve

3 years

i only cum in under 2 minutes because i'm very busy and have places to be

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1 month

look how fuckin blue my moms fucking tv is LMFAO

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7 months

this AI shit's fucking useless

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1 year

every time someone cuts me off i stab my car roof with a pocket knife

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3 months

smokers are healthier cause they get up and go outside every couple hours

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9 months

think of this like monthly

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3 months

#newprofilepic

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9 months

shifting from 6th to reverse bc i noticed my bitch wife isn't wearing a seatbelt

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8 months

pleeeeeaae tell me these things can legally consent

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6 months

i would own this unironically

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8 months

i just hit-and-ran a family of quatro. for my english followers that means "five"

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6 months

half of this shit's probably made by 45 yr old men in the pentagon

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6 months

If only I had a boyfriend 😪

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2 years

@jamiejerwa @beaniebabieboy @huntichon the baby's not innocent it chose trish as its mother 🙄

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3 months

florida, retard

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Old Bay

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5 months

if u block every ad u see for three years they go from corporate -> chinese dropshipping -> crypto spam -> esoteric bullshit

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1 month

@EstroRain there is nothing this woman won't tolerate

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1 year

@burgermanly your mother

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7 months

before any1 can call my a fucking liar

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7 months

drinking a beer on my lunch break i'm such a fuckin gangster

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5 months

making my infamous spicy laptop battery soup

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8 months

god when will it be my turn

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7 months

@HiPeopleMC

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4 months

what's the ideal blood to cum ratio to shit out

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3 months

heard a faggcent in walmart and instinctually arched my back n ass a lil

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1 month

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4 months

wtf was i talking abt

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3 years

if you know how to ride a bicycle you're a faggot

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2 years

stupid fucking wench couldn't hold out for three more days

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1 year

what if ur discharge came out all at once each day and ur vagina made a "hck ptoo" sound when it happened

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6 months

my cock after he lied about douching

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8 months

i've never seen a faggøt eating doritos

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3 months

@explodingblood @wdfthr nothing humbled me at 17 like hearing joy division at walmart

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10 months

@sorkincel dawg it's gonna take several years not weeks

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2 years

i have a cop on snap and their desk looks like it belongs to a 7 year old

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1 year

should i order this

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7 months

@j3wtalian i do this with cum

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7 months

u're so sexy when u open ur car door to throw up in traffic

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1 month

sorry i just got around to hiding all the unfunny blue check replies. anyway call ur lawmakers and demand a ceasefire in gaza

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5 months

farting on my fingers then rubbing my eyes

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6 months

calling my gay son a faggøt but smiling so he knows i'd never beat him over it

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16 days

imagine hollowing this thing oht and fucking in there

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17 days

What y'all know about big screen TVs looking like this?

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@crybabybuick my best

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3 months

getting bottom surgery but telling them to leave the balls as is

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2 months

ur honor,i love it when u call me big poppa

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4 months

how it is in this bitch of a world

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5 months

i rub her clit with my thumb, breaking it open like a spider's egg sac. hundreds of tiny pussies scramble off in all directions

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9 months

what the fuck am i supposed to do with this it's in my camera roll and i love it but i'm waaaaay too white to be using it as a reaction pic

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6 months

idk why but he's strongly reminding me of that lesbian mom from Rugrats

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4 months

4 tequila shots and strawby milk and clam strips. now i'm gonna go run 5k in the dark 😼✨

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2 months

beer person

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learning about this end of days theory has been insane but the craziest part is looking at the christian influencers online talking about it, their youtube thumbnails might be some of the most psychotic shit i’ve ever seen it’s so funny

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8 months

the look i gave the walmart greeter while carrying out 4 laptops and a receipt that says Green Onions

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6 months

*pointing gun and sack with a "$" on it at the bank teller* POOP IN THE BAG

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6 months

i wish jap wasn't a slur

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1 month

@Elle_B_J it's astounding how much posturing ther is on here. i don't even remember it being this bad on tumblr a decade ago. like i could talk all day abt this it fascinates me so much

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4 months

it was prostate cancer? lmao dude could stick a knife in his wife but not a finger in his butt

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4 months

O.J Simpson has passed away at the age of 76 after a battle with prostate cancer.

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6 months

just quit my job

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1 month

@himbopresident real. for a lot of leftists being "right" is more important than being impactful

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3 months

showing the barber this

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2 months

turning 25 on wendsday. can't be worse than 24's been

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1 year

@KrazyKariana seen em live twice

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3 months

is it collectively agreed that this was the worst tweet of all time

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9 months

trimming my fucking toenails

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3 months

so what we get druuuuunk so what we're chineeeeese

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1 month

@csboggle oh my fuvking god

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10 months

12 bookmarks

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1 year

Pink Boo from Mario Sunshine!

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8 months

i hurt myself today. to see if i still feel

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@endlessflint delightful

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2 months

if u smoke weed u deserve to die

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3 months

son in this house i say son we smokin poop in this house

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5 months

michigan is a buttshit doodoo fart state

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3 months

WAITRESS AT TEXAS ROADHOUSE: alright y'all how're we doin tonight?? ME:

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3 months

i like that they gave him custom legs and he's still short lol

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refusing to wear pants so that everyone has to see your robot legs 24/7 is so psycho

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8 months

go go gadget nasty fetish cube

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5 months

"the big one fingers the living shit out of us" has been stuck in my mind it's so fucking insane lnfao

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Boygenius announces they’re in a throuple: ��The big one fingers the living shit out of us.”

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good line

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popcorn reading mein kampf on the bus

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6 months

some lessons learned: - after punch 4ish nothing's gonna matter. - the wrapper is 100% gonna rip open. - it tastes the same but the chicken loses all texture, like it's pre-chewed. -if the surface behind the mcchicken is rly hard u're gonna hurt ur hand real bad