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P1. THF. cowboys. rangers. mean green. crimson tide. @jtimberlake stan. DraftKings. vanilla🍦killa. 5" inseam advocate. beard connoisseur. white boy summer.

Texas, USA
Joined February 2009
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@ntmellie
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lol me and my bestie @corbydavidson
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@ntmellie
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3 years ago to the day @solomonmissouri dropped a 🔥sermon about ‘out here’….some folks might need to revisit
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Hi I’m Solomon
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Jerry Jones and Robert Kraft at the owners meeting
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@ntmellie
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And that’s a (heart attack) win #DallasCowboys
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The Texas Rangers have won the #WorldSeries #GoAndTakeIt
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@ntmellie
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real metroplex OGs know what day it is .. 12/12
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@ntmellie
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Pinnacle of the day tho (no disrespect to all previously named celebrities) look at the excitement on my face to see the athletic body of one @MikeSirois I couldn’t even be bothered to smile like a human being 💀💀
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@ntmellie
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I am in Ticketstock 🎉. @corbydavidson …I am one of youuuu
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Thirsty Thursday! 🍷
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I’m ready to run thru a wall #DallasCowboys
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@ntmellie
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Today would be my niece’s birthday, but she was killed in a car accident in 2017. She was on life support while waiting for donor recipients to be notified and 5 people received gifts from her. I was able to get a print out of her EKG and now she is present with me forever
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@ntmellie
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So many celebrities today! First me and @GreatDonovan repping the community
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@ntmellie
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That’s a W #DallasCowboys
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@ntmellie
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I drove almost 30 min to get a Shug’s Bagel breakfast sandwich and my people in Christ…it was absolutely worth it 🤤
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@ntmellie
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Up in the ‘bleeds but im outchea #mffl
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@ntmellie
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I officially paid off all my credit card debt today! I don’t owe any of these fools nothin’ 🎉
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@ntmellie
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My coworker’s mom came thru with these thicc lil baddies..nothing like fresh tamales for chrimmus..🤌🏽
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@ntmellie
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It’s a W #DallasCowboys
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@ntmellie
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Made my first turkey today 👩🏽‍🍳💋
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@ntmellie
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Take a sip if ya team is 4-1 #CowboysNation ⭐️
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gravity has a chance to do the funniest thing ever
@DallasTexasTV
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Texas Governor Greg Abbott is scheduled to go skydiving today with 106 year old WWII Veteran
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Rangers going to the World Series! #goandtakeit
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@ntmellie
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“The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed” -Socrates, probably
@Iamrachelpowell
Rachel Powell 🎗️
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I, a mom & grandmother with no criminal history, have lived like this since #j6 . The box on my ankle holding me INSIDE the house, unable to live. In 13 days the government will force me to endure a 51 month sentence because the last 3 years of confinement means nothing.
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@ntmellie
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My twitter best friend @TyWalker716
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Oh #cowboysnation we up baby!!
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@solomonmissouri Oh no, we need to be forgiven for this?!! I add bacon grease to the batter with my entire chest…and I leave the crumbled bacon in the bottom of the cast iron so it’s bacon IN the cornbread too 😂😂
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@ntmellie
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Happy birthday to @corbydavidson , obviously one of my best friends as indicated by this picture of us being besties at Ticketstock 🥳🎂🧁
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@ntmellie
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Roughriders game with these beauties @Circuitouslife and twitterless Ang
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@ntmellie
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LOL lebron went deep in the bag for this one
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Welp guess my blue ✔️ will be gone soon cause if you know me I ain’t paying the 5. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@ntmellie
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Micah Parsons 🦁 is the best interview
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@ntmellie
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I screamt 😂🤣
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@ntmellie
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missing Wash and his 1212 loop 12 windmill arm so much right now
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@ntmellie
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Gratuitous cowboys chrimmus selfie ..let’s go #CowboysNation ⭐️
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Your favorite Twitter account’s favorite Twitter accounts 😎 @CooperEarlJones @gr8tvaluebiggie @JasonOrOfficial
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@ntmellie
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Well fleets are no more so I gotta bless the TL properly…I won a marble race on @MikeSirois twitch stream the other day and @GreatDonovan hooked me up with one of his limited edition bday shirts..people really do win! 💥 in tha 🏠
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@ntmellie
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Carrie Bradshaw is the answer and I will not be taking questions
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This is actually a good topic: who are some of the worst main characters ever?
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@ntmellie
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@KevOnStage Hope you practiced your ‘aye aye aye!! Quit all that noise!’ Voice
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@ntmellie
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Pretty good little day 🥰🥳
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@ntmellie
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At brunch, serving looks 😏
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@ntmellie
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Lol I’m 4 years smoke free as of today 🚭 🚭
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@ntmellie
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Hahah a lot of y’all on the TL should feel very seen
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@ntmellie
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my grandma’s 91st birthday celebration today🥹🥹🥹 💕💕
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@ntmellie
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Hell yes to Troy and Joe doing ticket bits on a national broadcast!
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@ntmellie
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State Fair of Texas, you have been done. #bigtex @StateFairOfTX Cc: @SassySlashShack @rae918
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@GeorgeFoster72 he sang 'We are the World War II'
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Hide the dads! @SassySlashShack
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@ntmellie
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Shut it down, let’s go home…the greatest pour of all time
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@ntmellie
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bach that ass up
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Joe buck just said ‘send that to Peter king’ and I feel like that was a p1 Easter egg lol
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bro I thought there was a weapon aimed at this dog, and the dog doesn't look totally convinced that its not
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Today Only!! ChomChom Pet Hair Remover for Furniture, Clothes, Carpets, etc! Get it for $16.40!! (45% off!) Use promo code; FKD070822
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Cocaine bear was 2/5 stars but the saving grace was seeing these gals on a school night @dramatic_one @di_atribe @Ang_or_Angela
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@ntmellie
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Ain’t gon hurt nobody 🎶🎤 @kidfromkidnplay at Ticketstock
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@ntmellie
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Evergreen
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@ntmellie
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The greatest of all known Gordos looking like Jesus in this lighting @gordonkeith
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@ntmellie
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Saturday night tings @MakeupNMavs
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@ntmellie
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I on vacation
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🥶
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@thatgirlKacy12 @solomonmissouri ‘All they do is start podcasts and talk about plate fixing’ lives rent free in my brain
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@ntmellie
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Today I officially signed my offer letter for a promotion and a raise. Pretty nice little day 😁
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Cowboys win!
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@ntmellie
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Needed a little @DutchBros cause there is a big day of sportsing ahead..good morning to ya #CowboysNation #GoAndTakeIt
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@ntmellie
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Back in my OnlyPans bag again…leftover brisket turned into breakfast taco 🤌🏽
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@ntmellie
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I know one thing tho, I better not see one fucking mosquito come spring
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@ntmellie
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Tune into the ticket for me doing Martin trivia! It��s me it’s me it’s me
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@ntmellie
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As for us in this house..go AFC @Ang_or_Angela @SassySlashShack 🚫🦅
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Rosa’s for Taco Tuesday..I told them @SportsSturm sent me 🌮 😂
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Who wrote this, pizza?
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Naysayer please......
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What is bullshit for $400, Alex. 🫠
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@ntmellie
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Pardon?
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Safely hunkered down..I’ve cleared the worst moment of the year! 🍕 🫙
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Dreams and sports bets sometimes do come true!!
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Tell your dad me and @SassySlashShack said hey! 😎🏖️
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@ntmellie
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What I need is for #NSYNC to quit playing with me and announce the reunion tour today
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The time of my choosing is upon us, and this might be the best thing I’ve ever made. 👩🏽‍🍳💋
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Came into some fresh blueberries and decided to attempt a blueberry pound cake. Will report back at a time of my choosing 🫐 🍰
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@ntmellie
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Oh and @MakeupNMavs back outside!
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@ntmellie
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I know, Thanksgiving plates aren’t always photogenic but my mom threw down in the kitchen, per usual…for reference:
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Catered lunch today, thankfully they let me make the food plans around here 🤣😏
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Tarrant county, we up in ya! @dramatic_one
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@ntmellie
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Screening The Many Saints of Newark with @breedmylove cause people really do win on the ticket 😜 #thf
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Oh and I forgot to show y’all my new shoes 😍😍
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@ntmellie
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Jerry gonna have to buy more than a yacht and box of wine for Gene to get over it this time 🤦🏽‍♀️
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David Moore
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Woman sues Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, says he is her father, court documents say
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@ntmellie
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Happy Cinco de Mayo and Stars victory Friday to those who observe either or both. Let’s be mediocre and just make it to the weekend! 🤪
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@ntmellie
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It’s my moms 65th birthday weekend so I took her on a private tour to meet some elephants today and she had the BEST time! 🥰
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@ntmellie
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Little daytime baseball, let’s go @Rangers ⚾️
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I deserved a post training treat! 😁
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let me just say, first of all, I would run thru a wall for the playmaker ™️….that being said, this fit is atrocious 😩 I wish the store he bought these jeans at had been CLOSED
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@ntmellie
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the Hide your Husbands 2022 trip, we out here! @SassySlashShack @dramatic_one @di_atribe ✈️🍷🏖
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