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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

7 years

If you haven’t left a store carrying your screaming kid surfboard style you’re not really parenting.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

HEB opened out here and you’d think Prince had risen from the dead to perform one last concert in the produce section.

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4 years

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Chris10

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7 years

@SteampunkMuppet After MANY google/urban dictionary searches I’m not sure the 8 year old can pull this one off. Karl Marx was smoking opium when he hypothesized about class separation. I’ve spent 10 solid minutes reading up on this so I’m pretty much an expert now.

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2 years

@ProtonInspector They don’t process foods the same. People with gluten allergies don’t have a problem eating breads in Europe either.

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5 years

I am completely debt free today.

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3 years

I started a new job today and I got the corner office with a window! I left work with a smile on my face for the first time in a long time.

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Chris10

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1 year

We did a thing!

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

When so many people show up to the rally it has to move outside. #BetoForTexas

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

I’ve had this patient for awhile and he’s a complete ass to me. Disregards everything I say but when the male dentist says the exact same things verbatim he acts like it’s genius. Well yesterday after I cleaned his teeth he got arrested in a sex trafficking ring in Frisco.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

4 years

I wear two masks and a face shield every day for 8 hours. Hearing you complain about having to wear a mask while out and about in the city makes me lose all respect for you. It tells me your entitlement outweighs your empathy. #COVID19

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

6 years

Meeting the real MVP @tweetgrubes #GoStars

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4 years

@LaurenWitzkeDE And yet

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Chris10

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3 years

After years of separation and a year of being divorced I finally feel at peace with who I am and being me. #lifeafterdivorce

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Chris10

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7 months

In this economy?!?!

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

4 years

I made a Stromboli for the first time and I’m really quite proud of myself.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

@ScottSeiss @BougiePotato10 vibes

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

5 years

Let me know if you’re interested in any of these.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

3 years

Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes! I spent the day touring the world. #Epcot #day1andmyfeetaremad

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

7 years

@robbiehowell @realDonaldTrump Can you go through and "correct" all his tweets? It's a big task but I think it would fun to read.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

5 years

@heytheredude @SanaSaeed @EHunterWrites @rihanna

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

And the #1 reason I can never be a foster dog mom… meet my new dog.

Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

This is Suki. She’s 2 years old, house trained, spayed, up to date on shots and very sweet. Her owner has some major medical issues and is unable to give her the love and attention she deserves. If you or anyone you know in DFW would be interested in meeting her. I’ll meet you.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

1 year

I’m here to brag a minute. @BigPoppa_Brian made this beautiful folding Farm Table with his own two hands. It’s about to be swarming with Christmas decor. If you want one and you’re in DFW DM me.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

4 years

It’s Fat Tuesday and it’s too cold to flash our tits. Pour one out for the bead throwers.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

I traveled to Chichèn Itzà to speak to these Mayans about this calendar and ask why we couldn’t make every month have 28 days.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

5 years

I’m super high.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

5 years

The anus was on her. #FIFA19

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

6 years

Stopped by @Yodacat69 ‘s new restaurant today. 0/10 Do not recommend.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

6 years

If I don’t survive this Inca Trail, know I loved you all. #Peru #MachuPicchu

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4 years

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@Circuitouslife

6 years

I trained my kid to say “Whoa it smells like pot in here” whenever he rides in someone else’s car. I like to see the panic in their eyes as they drive away.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

5 years

Men: I can’t stay up all night taking care of a newborn I have to work. Also men: I got up every 2 hours to check on my brisket.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

Happy Birthday to the steak to my potato, the cheese to my grater, the one and only @BeepPoppa77 .

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

5 years

Second annual Post Ticketstock Twitter Fam photo.

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Chris10

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2 months

Tax this church. It doesn’t even matter what he says he should only be preaching the gospel. If he does it right the people will know how to vote.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

3 months

Happy Birthday to the man who celebrates me everyday! @BigPoppa_Brian

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

Why is Goodwill so expensive now? I need the Mehwill.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

3 years

No this isn’t a Bob Ross painting. I took it with my phone. #nofilter

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

Had a meeting with a Sanitation Engineer today.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

11 months

The level of class I bring to any situation.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

Look who I found. @Hudaphackcares

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

I refuse to spill a single drop.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

Now the weather is sending out dick pics!

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

4 months

Lake Texoma.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

6 years

When my husband reads my tweets.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

Y’all this man I have heard my car start slow, found corrosion on the battery cleaned it up and added distilled water. It cranked perfect but he doesn’t feel like it’s safe enough for me and just went and bought a new battery. Is this what being taken care of is?

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

3 years

I feel it is time to deploy full chaos mode if we want anything to be corrected. Join me in lowering your thermostats to 69°F ,running ALL your appliances and blowing the top off this absolute trash system.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

6 years

I’m feeding my kids Whataburger at 11:00pm and they’re not even drunk.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

When your kids won’t pose anymore but you got a good dog.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

1 year

Perfect beach day! @thatgirlKacy12

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

4 years

Starting this road trip off nicely.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

11 months

Me at this bar: Do you have a drink menu? Bartender: No. What do you want? Me: A Vanilla Stoli Bartender: We don’t have that. Me: You know what could make this easier?

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

1 year

My twins have taken an active interest in fishing lately. This man @BigPoppa_Brian went and bought them tackle boxes and a bunch of gear. 🥹

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

See that line where the sky meets the sea? It calls to me.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

3 years

I’m in the place with the people.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

8 months

Just gave a 19 year old a $26,000 treatment plan for dental work. How could it get that bad you ask? Vaping.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

10 months

It finally happened. On the plane they asked if there was any medical professionals on the flight so I stood up and … got out of the way for the guy beside me.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

5 years

@VerucaLovesC @TheRealPalMal @GingerHotDish Oh man! That’s so boring. Cloud Vs Sun or Candied Vagina Scents sounds way more fun.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

5 years

My kids teachers put on a “Miss You” parade today. I cried.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

4 years

My 10 year old in the middle of his zoom class 10: Mom.... I’m about to unmute can you keep it quiet? Me: What kind of role reversal is this shit! Teacher: Honey, you can keep yours muted. Me: 😳

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

5 years

What a boner killer.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

6 years

I just bought sushi from a gas station in North Texas and it’s either the best sushi place ever or I’m about to kick start a cleanse. Only time will tell.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

4 years

Time to bring it back. It’s been too long. #GoStars

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Chris10

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3 years

Is this intentional or am I just too short to drink these?

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

7 years

#NewProfilePic

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

5 years

My kid just heard a kid stuttering and said “Give him a minute, he’s buffering.” 💀

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

Thank you for a perfect Christmas gift @BigJilm9000 #p1secretsanta #ticketp1secretsanta

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

11 months

Having a man that’s good with his hands is fun. Look what @BigPoppa_Brian made with his.

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@Circuitouslife

4 years

@weematanya503

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@Circuitouslife

4 years

My kids need to go back to school. We’re watching Hubie Halloween and they just asked me what Boner Donor meant. This is the kinda stuff they’re supposed to learn on the playground not from their mom. #💀💀💀

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

7 years

Ran into my old boss and it seems she did not take my advice to eat shit and die.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

1 year

People who put their luggage in the bin at the front of the plane when their seat is at the back should be banned from flying.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

5 years

So this is happening. First time eating crawfish.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

4 years

Welp

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

3 years

Fu¢k this. He’s getting a post-it note. #inflation

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

North Carolina better take care of our girl. @SteampunkMuppet

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@Circuitouslife

5 years

Santa knows what I like.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

If we blow the grid. I have a bathtub full of water. But more importantly a fridge full of booze. If everyone comes to my house we’ll be cozy and warm and tipsy.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

2 years

Working some bees on this cool day.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

3 years

Never too old for slumber parties with @Shann_ME

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

5 years

I’m heading to the grocery store today and this it the closest thing to hunting and gathering I’ve ever had to do.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

3 years

When in Oklahoma seeing @nikiornicole is a must!

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@Circuitouslife

5 months

Is it though?

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6 years

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

1 year

Día de los Muertos is a little early this year.

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

4 years

Things I will have to add to my Prepping for a Catastrophic Event list. When buying groceries to get me through two weeks consider things that don’t need to be cooked in case of power failure. Add your list to this thread

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Chris10

@Circuitouslife

4 years