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4 years

This kid's car collection 😅😅

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Broken CCTV is the best thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Fonts used by big brands. A thread: Netflix

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Our leaders went to the UK and are being treated the way they treat us🤡...

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10 months

Rest of the world: Train the Robot to make cars. Africans:

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Museums Ask People To Recreate Famous Paintings At Home😂😂😂 A thread

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Second part

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So I got bored and started Googling Kenyan towns elevation above sea level until I reached Bungoma...Ebu look at the picture for Bungoma 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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When Obama Killed Osama vs when Trump killed Al-Baghdadi 😂 😂😂😂😂

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5 years

Trevor Noah on Eliud Kipchoge and the controversial Nike Shoes 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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7 months

Someone woke up at midnight to text me this! Nkt! 😏

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2 years

And Sakaja looked at everything he had done in Nairobi, and he was very pleased…For all drainage had been unclogged, sewage fixed, waste managed, roads repaired and more… With nothing left to do, he went to look for Malaysian trees - Tulichezwalonians 4: 4-20 🥲

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2 years

Andrew Tate has been permanently banned from Mpesa.

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This Tanzanian tried to pick a tweef with Kenyans, his kinsmen told him to tread carefully 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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3 years

Burundi banana transporters hit up to 70km/h carrying about 200kgs bananas on bikes 😳🤯

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2 years

So China Square paid for shipping from China, paid all taxes, shipped to Nairobi, paid for lease, stocked, paid for staff and still ended up being cheaper than our own, while still making a profit... and you think chasing them away will fix this economy? 🤡🤡🤡

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3 years

The lender The lendee

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This could just be the first time in Kenyan history that money went from wanainchi to someone on top of a car and not the other way around…

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I told you we will rewrite the story of campaign financing in Kenya. The people of Embu surprised me with cash gifts. So if anyone was thinking of buying me or bribing me FORGET IT

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2 years

Fellow Kenyans 🇰🇪 we've been summoned!

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3 years

Is this not robbery??

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3 years

This place is in Bungoma. It's called Hunters paradise. I went there and i fell in love😍!!

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2 years

As Kenyans 🇰🇪 we cordially accept this title of the capital of Africa. We ask the African Union to move with speed and officially recognize the same.🤭🤭

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Holuwarotimi

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2 months

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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3 years

This boy!!!!!

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2 years

These are called Chainage. Used to measure distance from the start of a project. At first beginning it'll be 0+000. 1st digit is KM and 2nd is M. So 6+200 is 6KM and 200M from the first pegging.

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Me in Rongai when I see a lion approaching and I remember i have my copy of Born A Crime

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A man with a book is actually more powerful than a man with a gun.

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1 year

Kwani huyu hudate simba? 🥲

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3 months

Wait!!! The people killed in Githurai was because they were looking for the Mace?!! 😳😳😳😳😳

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Mbwa!

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Boni Khalwale replaces his dead bullfighter with a new one named Lumumba

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9 months

Kenyans be like First Name: Last Name:

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1 year

Income below, dream house above 😂😂

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4 years

Remember uhuru kenyatta campaigning in the rain? Look at the fuel prices behind him...

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3 years

This lorry was TIRED!!!!😭😭😭

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2 years

200,000 ni watoto wake

TheStarBreaking

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2 years

BONI KHALWALE wins Kakamega senatorial seat with 247,860 votes against his closest competitor Brian Lishenga with 195,052 votes.

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I've just seen this story on Facebook and I'm so heartbroken 💔😢💔. Why are our police animals???

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2 years

There's a Maasai Video game coming soon called HIRU. Watch out for this.

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Tuko tu hii Nairobi na the rest of you sinners…

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Hawa vijana huenda wapi

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1 year

Uhuru should be tweeting "LMAO" every few days and just keeping quiet.

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10 months

Bro ran for office just so he can complete his bucket list 😭

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Ruto to fly out next week on Monday for his inaugural state visit to India

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3 years

Flossin Mauwano

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2 years

When Lewis Hamilton comes back to his hotel with his people and finds me inside

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2 years

I always tell people, if you see a guy pushing a cart, quietly find a way around them or wait for an opening then pass them. Don't harass with your horn and lights. They are already working too hard to also worry about you in your air conditioned car. Accommodate.

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9 months

"Wacha niende Dubai smell ya rangi hua inaniaffect kifua."

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9 months

President William Ruto will be away from the 117-year-old State House in Nairobi for two months to allow renovation.

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3 years

This was such a classic 😂😂😂Kenya unaibiwa kila mahali

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2 years

Jalang'o at Kiss tomorrow morning

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So Akothee is the ring leader of sending girls to suffer in Saudi Arabia... so much for "empowering women"

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2 years

There's a Kenyan lady called Hellen Wendy, she went live on Facebook while swimming And drowned 😳😳😳🙆🏽‍♂️

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4 years

You show up for Twitter violence but concert is where you draw the line😭😭😭😭😭

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4 years

Weeeh in loving memory of certain tweeps that came for Elsa and how its laughable that anyone would expect her to sell or do "luxury"

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Congrajuleshens 🎊🎊👏🏽

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1 year

Fuck luos, fuck love, fuck everyone.

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Museveni has stood the test of time.

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@tfswebb Hamish under the "fridge "

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This girl been remaking old Rhumba music videos and I love it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Huyu yesu amepigwa mjeledi moja akaamua kila mtu akufie dhambi yake pls 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

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KBC is the Internet Explorer 😭😭😭😭

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4 years

This bird was hallucinating 😂😂😂😂

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Nimechill balcony na mumumnya Heineken naona uniforms zinakuja karibu niruke! Mangai! 😭😭nkakumbuka abductors hawavai uniform...siet... these people have us living in fear🥲

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They read Brian Chira's words pale kotini 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Bruh! We used to kariri shairi 😭😭😭😭😭

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How a Duck saves her chicks from a Hyena 😂😂😂😂

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Can someone explain what Tanzania is doing to its people? 😳😳😳😳

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3 years

KFC don’t buy locally because of standards, fine, tell the farmers what the standards are, let themwork on it. Our Flowers, Tea and Coffee are good enough for the global stage, what makes them think we can’t make good potatoes?? Equal opportunity.

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This is so silly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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5 months

DO NOT let the barber put that stupid ring light around your neck 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Adidas

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Spotify

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Situashen kule Milan 😅

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3 months

We now have the leaders Lucy Kibaki was talking about...Do not tolerate!!!

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3 years

Huyu alichoka kuambia watu "Usivute mrango! Ni automatik!"

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11 months

She said 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Naster Petrinah

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Today I have decided to move in with him. He has no idea. He thinks I have just come for the weekend.

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Toy Story

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Google

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KCSE ikiisha venye tutavuka Nakuru border kuelekea bungoma

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2 years

Waiter wa Karen country club akiexplain venye pombe imeisha for the first time since 1937

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This guy's cult I can join. Huwezi starve kwa mluya 😂😂😂. You yawn kidogo hivi, unaambiwa na malaika kaprieli "Shikiliako tumbo na hii muchele wakipika ukali" 🥲

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'Yesu wa Tongaren' presents himself at Bungoma Police Station; says 'sun and moon' will be his lawyers

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Lumumba 🇰🇪

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4 months

Billboard per month :120,000 Flexi printing : 50,000 VAT : 27,200 Total. : 197,200

Aleckie Ronald

@SirAlexas

4 months

How much is Billboard kwani? We need names of those traitors on several billboards, they need to drive around and see their shame every day

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2010 I got a wrong number call. I told her I'm not the person. She then started texting saying tujuane anyway, we happened to be in the same town...nlibambika, crazy coincidence! fate I said, tukadate... 2 years later I found out she had planned the whole thing. Wanawake😳😳!!

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10 months

There's no sane person in kenya 😂😂😂😂

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Lumumba 🇰🇪

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4 years

Guys, hear me out… @TiwaSavage and @YvonneOkwara … I’m not saying anything… You be the judge😀😀…

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3 years

Bringing this back... How Kenyas started selling the Kaunda Suit - Kenneth Kaunda

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Lumumba 🇰🇪

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2 years

We sent our office intern/pupil to deliver some KFC to our corporate client within town and she opted to deliver Njahi. NJAHI GUYS.

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Lumumba 🇰🇪

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3 years

Boniface Mwangi does more for this country in fighting corruption than all leaders combined!

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4 years

I've removed that silly song from Naomi Campbell's video of Kenya. This is better!! We won't be disrespected like that😅😅😅

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How men should eat noodles 🥲

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4 years

But Nairobi looks really good in photos 😍😍

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3 years

Nike

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3 years

My friend's mom has harvested tons of mongoes 🥭... She's selling them herself juu brokers ni wakora... location : Hatheru rd off Gitanga rd. Nani anataka?

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Tiktok

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2 years

So @ZacksJerryRig built a library in Budalangi and then asked his subscribers to donate books, over 34,000 books were sent in. Its the only library within 160km. Good stuff…Really good stuff. 👏🏽

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3 years

This Toyota Hilux ad 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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8 months

What's the deal with Chris Brown waking up in his videos? 😂😂😂😂😂

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4 years

Ooh not all schools have trees?😳😳 Ooh wow! Who would have guessed 😳😳😳...I'm shocked

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Nyi hukua na shida gani lakini 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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3 years

North Face

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5 years

The US Embassy tried to evacuate US Citizens in Nigeria. More Nigerians with US passports showed up than US citizens. The evacuation was abandoned. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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This is called lane discipline. Welcome to Nairobi

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Dominos

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