Mũrathi 🩵 @maumauzdaughter Twitter profile

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 months

Dear seekers of alignment, I am now taking bookings for August 🩵

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 months

The next demos should be in Muthaiga, Karen and Lavington. Let them spray the pink agent and teargas there

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@maumauzdaughter

2 months

We went through life thinking we were poor only to realize we were just oppressed

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@maumauzdaughter

2 years

Kikuyu landlord who went to a group of schools

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@maumauzdaughter

3 years

She should make chips with the kiwaru in your throat

Clinton 🔥

@cleantone_1

3 years

Halafu tutadanganywa she is only selling chipo for a living. Haigwezi.

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 months

If someone who pays your salary asks you a question, you respond with the information they’re asking for

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@edwinsifuna

2 months

Ofcourse hujaiona hata. Hii ndio shida kubwa hii Kenya.

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@maumauzdaughter

2 months

To be killed and disposed off like a stray dog in a country you call home is so painful #RutoMustGo

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

4 years

A guy at Toi Market told me “usikuwe ukisema huna pesa, sema umepungukiwa” and that’s the energy I need

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

4 years

I used to date a fake pilot. Like he’d dress up and go to Wilson every morning 🤣🤣🤣 Shirandula that came from a loving home

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 months

There’s a darkness within our police force and it will swallow them whole #RutoMustGo

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@maumauzdaughter

5 years

We met on @Twitter 💍

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 months

Boycott because you believe it’s the right thing to do no matter what others do

Kelitu Kaseo

@DjEynie

2 months

Before you boycott anything on this app ask yourself will others boycott ama you are on your own

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

6 years

My small sister picks the boyfriend’s calls with ‘hi babe’ in front of my mom 😳 Mimi bado niko stage ya ‘sema buda boss’ as I walk away to an undisclosed location 😭 Millennials

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 months

If you’re taking money from this government to sanitize their actions, may your entire bloodline never taste peace

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

4 years

Four more weeks...

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

5 years

I said yes 💚

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 years

I don’t know where to start

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 months

You called?

#OromoProtests

@SeiseBagbo

3 months

Where are the witches? Rogeni polisi, please. Warogeni kabisa.

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

People who move in silence telling us how much they move in silence

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@maumauzdaughter

1 year

You’re not even ready to find out I wore Crocs to both my weddings, he wore hiking boots and we slept in a tent at our ranch because we’re adults who do whatever we want 🫶

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

There’s a way someone can treat you that even when you forgive them, things can never be the same again

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

Financial freedom has not stopped women from getting abused

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

But they never have water to put out fires in Gikomba

Humphrey

@_Humphreymugo

3 years

Fuck the police

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

1 year

We’ve gotten the government involved 👀

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 years

Guys I’m so humbled 😪

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

7 months

When women come together 🩵

Awuor

@awuorawuora

7 months

The TL feels so warm today

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

If you need religion to do the right thing you’re not a good person to begin with

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

1 year

I’m in a small meeting 👀

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

11 months

When I first got married, his family gave us a 3br cottage in Ngong on 8 acres but only 1 acre was ours. When I left with nothing, people said how stupid I was. Little did I know that 10yrs later, I’d be driving through this same town on my way to 50 times what I had then 🥹

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

1 year

My brother doing my father’s job 🖤

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 months

Driving a V8 powered by the people to deliver handcarts to the same people. These inequalities must end, enough with the imbalances

Esther Muthoni Passaris

@EstherPassaris

2 months

Handing over two Hand Carts which cost 20K each equipped with water tanks for the distribution and sale of clean water to sustain their families. #passarisfoundation #juakali #touchinglives

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

1 year

An intimate ceremony at our ranch 🫶

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

4 years

🤣🤣🤣 ask your president to touch you

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

4 years

Ni Kama Elsa atapata ile dowry mlikasirikia

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

5 years

When he eats me out for long My nipples: what about the north?

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

We like to infantilize men to whitewash their violence. Everyday teach men this teach men that. You understand how planes are built but it’s consent you’re struggling with?

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

5 years

Last year from May I was broke BROKE. He took care of all my needs the rest of the year. This year in May I flew him to Zanzibar. See the universe 💚

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

4 years

The nurse registering my daughter at the clinic: why doesn’t she have an English name? Me: because she’s not an English person

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

Hakuna customer mkubwa ama mdogo, wote wanaleta pesa. You treat them all with dignity

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

6 years

Once told someone I would only let him smash after three dates, so he took me on three different dates on the same day 😂😂😂

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

8 months

Stop Killing Women

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

1 year

A man walking into a bar to find me in shorts and slippers, telling me he’ll marry me and actually doing it

Mutinda

@brianmutinda_

1 year

What’s the wildest thing your eyes have seen in Nairobi?

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 months

Everyone walking to #REJECTFINANCEBILL2024 I call upon the spirits of the land to support your every step, the spirits of the air to cover you in protection, the spirits of fire to give you courage, the spirits of water to drown fear and ether to expand hope

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

19 days

There’s this lady in Karen who hand makes woolen rugs. She gets the wool from farmers, processes it into yarn and colors it herself. The prices range from 6k, the size in frame 2 is 42k. Her name is Miriam 0720380165

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

5 years

Kikuyu men don’t have time for words, they send you 69k while you’re sitting next to them then they start winking 😭😭

MammaMia🐶

@NdegeBby

5 years

Luo men wanakuanga na tactics, sasa mtu akishaslide kwa dm na “I dare you to make me broke, let’s see if you can try” unadhani hatapata response?

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

If a woman is impure because a man touched her, guess who’s the impurity

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

4 months

May the spirit the great warrior uproot you and your ancestors

Mama Rachel Ruto, EGH

@MamaRachelRuto

4 months

In the words of the renowned Wangari Maathai, "Until you dig a hole, plant a tree, water it, and make it survive, you haven't done a thing. You are just talking."

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

6 months

I have hope that one day, the female body will stop being a battleground. May our daughters be healed of the disrespect, disregard and abuse we have experienced as women

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

4 years

Africa was born in me 🖤

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 years

Men really run off and leave you when you have a special needs child or when you get terminally ill

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

4 years

A woman’s right to deny you access to herself is not dependent on her financial worth

Polycarp

@Nyaberih_

4 years

Jeans 50/- crop top 25/- na pantie ya 15/-😩na mtu anakuambia am not your type na amevaa shada mbili💔😂🚶🏿‍♂️

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

1 year

The show must go on

Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

1 year

A few hours to my event I’m realizing the dry cleaner ruined my wedding gown😬

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

5 years

African families are weird. You might have a 2 year old uncle

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

4 years

The day I posted this and some idiot commented nichunge body count isimwagike 😭😭

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

4 years

You people confuse boys from rich families with rich men. They appear like they have but hawananga kakitu. Mnapigania kuolewa huko na you won’t access that wealth for decades. Cut out the middleman 😂

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 months

Rex Kanyike Masai. May you find yourself home with your departed kin, may your crossing be light, may future generations always remember you when they tap into ancestral memory 🩵

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 years

I love it here 💛

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

Leave alone restaurants, there are people who can’t tell you the type of braid they used 😭😭😭

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

4 years

My plans 2020

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 years

In Nairobi you have to avoid people who’s line of work you’re not sure of. Someone can easily drag you into something you’re not aware of

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

Tutashinda tukisema mara ngapi, you cannot ‘personal responsibility’ your way out of systemic failures

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

1 year

Girl math is me buying my husband a gift worth 10k so I ask him for 15 then he sends 20 then I text ‘na za lunch?’

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@maumauzdaughter

3 years

Bwana asifiwe

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

5 years

Itumbi your own niggas

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

5 years

If you met Dennis Itumbi today, what would you tell him?

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 months

Unfollowing a politician is an act of taking your power back and restoring your self worth. Deplatform

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

4 years

Kenyans are atleastists. At least it’s 2 Billion being stolen, not four. At least we’re doing better than other countries in Africa. At least hakuingia box, juu angekula fare.

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

If you’re looking to be vaxxed go to the UON clinic along Statehouse Rd, no queue

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

10 months

Decided to pull a Sueh at the ranch

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 months

We cannot repeat the previous cycle of telling children that taking care of them is a sacrifice

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

4 years

This is what happens when you don’t heal your inner child. You spend your entire life manipulating and testing people because you don’t believe you’re lovable

Kiptindinyo

@Kiptindinyo_

4 years

Take your 21 day leave. Go home and tell your woman you lost your job. Explain further that there was some loss and you had to use your savings to settle. Spend the next 14 days observing how you are treated at home and what you married.

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

5 years

Giving back this ring is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do and him asking me to keep it broke my heart. I love Adrian with all my heart but my intuition has led me somewhere else. We’re both very sad but we’re having a smooth and loving transition 💚

Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

5 years

I said yes 💚

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

6 years

This year has been tough, but every time I feel exhausted, I look back and remember this is the year I built my mama a house, gave her her own bathroom and made sure her bed doesn’t touch more than one wall...like rich people 💚

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

Even people of being sent to pick the jacket from the car are talking 😭

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

10 months

It’s been dark lately, hold your people closer

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 months

Why between our healing do you want to engage a narcissist?

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

A travel fund for kids when they turn 18, would be nice to have had a gap year to see the world before deciding how to proceed into adulthood

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

Not you subaruing me after DMing me to help you the next time I’m in China. Have you forgotten how you delivered an iPhone charger to me looking so hungry that I fed you at Java Koinange?

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@xysist

3 years

Hata mwenye juzi ameoa Komodo dragon iko 68 anatoa maoni kuhusu women's financial freedom.

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

A culture where women warn each other about predatory men is important, gossip is key. Let’s protect ourselves

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 years

First argument with my ex, I went throwing my mouth as per usual then he calmly told me we don’t do that around here, use your words. I currrrint bilivit

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

Baby PR

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

If you’re reading this, I wish you so much love, joy and contentment 💜

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 years

Checking for panty lines during work interview is nasty work

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

6 years

I stopped dating white men because of two reasons 1. I’m honest enough with myself to know I don’t want to spend my entire life communicating in English 😂 2. I was projecting my issues. Naambiwa pass the remote, I reply aggressively ‘I’m not your slave!’

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 years

However hot it gets I’m not taking a cold shower

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

1 year

Not obligated but there’s no joy in living a soft life while my people suffer. We’re all going to eat

BigShow✨

@naasiray_

1 year

Do y’all feel like y’all are obligated to help y’all siblings ? In any capacity?

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

Unlearn the shame attached to failed relationships and allow people to grieve how they see fit

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@maumauzdaughter

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

4 years

Date a Luo man at least once in your life. The heartbreak will be epic and the tears premium, but it is your tears 🤣

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

1 year

Your mother shall be my mother

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 years

Just bought diapers for the first time since I had a baby and I had to call the man to ask which size he usually gets. This is what I prayed for

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

Notice all the men saying how much they hate cancel culture. They want to be violent in peace without consequences.

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 months

If you ate money from these people, you will see dust. Don’t play with blood

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

Shot by offspring

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

Unless mandated by family, breaking the news of someone’s death should be left to close family members

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@maumauzdaughter

4 years

You cannot forgive someone on behalf of others

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

5 years

Lol this Maasai guy came to ask me to move my son’s cake cutting from the spot we picked so that his white guests could use the space. Believe me I was recklessly throwing the word colonizers at the top of my voice. I made them so uncomfortable that they ate their food in silence

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

11 months

My husband designed this dress. Like drew the print on Photoshop, had it printed on fabric and drew the dress design on paper for the seamstress to work on

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

2 years

Catch me dead eating seafood in a location without a sea

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

1 year

Girls, whether he has money or not just show up as your most authentic self, there’s no greater joy than knowing that the things happening for you are happening because you’re you

Matthew

@muteesocrates

1 year

Sijui hii story imeanza aje but moral of this story ni, make money, they will adjust all the rules for you. They will make all sorts of justifications, just have money.

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Mũrathi 🩵

@maumauzdaughter

3 years

It’s not midday yet, hair that was washed yesterday 😭