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I started making law school themed friendship bracelets as a way to fight off burn out. Never in my wildest dreams did I expect others to be interested. I’ve been working on Beaded and Barred for quite some time and I’m excited to share it with all of you!

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just found out the olympic muffin guy is a married father of 4 children i thought he was like 17

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taking recs

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gonna listen to speak now the way god intended on an ipod from 2011 that has a pink zebra print sparkly case

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finally finished my playlist of the best songs about each state arranged in alphabetical order

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@TiredBambooLaw i think he came dead last 😭😭 but honestly good for him he’s 27 so that’s still young but i was expected college kid without supervision based on everything

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6 months

what if i make law school friendship bracelets that say things like felony homicide and statutory negligence

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the gc refused to acknowledge this so now everyone else must see it

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the tortured poets department is for the ap english lit and ap english lang girlies

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hopefully trump and his lawyers appeal this all the way to the new york supreme court!

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@saraaaaajean it always makes me feel a bit bad for the wives bc that’s gotta be so demeaning and humiliating but at the same time you know they never actually mean them bc they’re special and different and the exception

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@p_somayajula now he can be in the club where he belongs

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never underestimate my commitment to the bit

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what if i make law school friendship bracelets that say things like felony homicide and statutory negligence

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@clarityindeath honestly non famous friend of celebrity songs fun u get to go to fun things and live ur life

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feel free to ignore but since this is getting a lot of attention and law school is v expensive if anyone wants to contribute to the chase needs textbook fund my venmo is chasecjc-12

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@saltxair prob yes but also as someone who needs to go grocery shopping today and is annoyed at the endlessness of having to go buy groceries each week bc that’s life i wish i could avoid grocery shopping

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@bashfulviolets @TiredBambooLaw honestly good for him like they should just let the athletes compete in other events they’re already there! let them have fun!

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i do in fact have a law school enemy list - guy who said poor people need to make better choices -woman who 5 mins after meeting me complained about how her parents gifted her an ugly 5k necklace -guy who made snide comment about me actively participating in class

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@fatfuck67 as a fellow person with a dead dad i like to think it’s bc he can’t handle someone with that level of comedic material to work with

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@JayHulmePoet one time me and my friends (a group of all girls age 21)won marvel trivia bc i just so happened to have watched thor the dark world around then (not even to prepare it was just on) and we won and men were losing their shit and were questioning how we could win

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@ExquisiteWill shout out to the tweet that cost jaboukie his blue check

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also i have an etsy and there is currently a sale this week so feel free to check it out :)

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i am muting this bc people are being mean. yes i have realized he is joking. i spent about 5 seconds on this tweet after i saw his ig bio mention his four kids and didnt process the rest. the only thing i know about the man is that he really loves those muffins and looked young

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honestly the most impressive thing i’ve learned in law school is how to type the subsection symbol (§)

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@driedinks okay so turns out he is not married and i am stupid (he was joking but i was so taken aback i made a silly tweet) however he is 27

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@salmawysalma i read a quote a couple years ago that was like “being alive is a special occasion” and it has done more for my brain then years of therapy like wear that special outfit use the fancy perfume eat another cookie being alive is enough of an excuse

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@olivemor im experiencing the same high as the boat suck in the suez canal

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@mythical_poop @JakeGyllenballz @NebsGoodTakes there’s too many things happening and it became too big like now every time they introduce a new character they have to make up some excuse about why they didn’t help the last 76x the world ended

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@janinebogris wait that makes sense i just noticed the astronaut part 😭😭😭 i saw the 4 kids and i was taken aback

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@Horse_Jeans taylor swift when she faked that country accent for years

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@janinebogris are there two olympians obsessed with the muffins ???!!

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@meegangilbert sarah snook struggling to say range rover last week plays on a loop in my head (i say this with praise and respect)

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@feminterrupted studies have shown men tend to remarry/move on quickly after divorces or breakouts bc men place all their emotional support in their wives and girlfriends (this studied was mostly focused on heterosexual relationships so i’m not sure how it compares)

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@everlaarks i hope jigsaw will honor my accommodations and give me time and a half

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@illicitscaars i’d throw up on the stage if i swallowed a bug

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we should make two white house themed dementia villages put trump in one and biden in the other then tell both that they won and then we can all move on with our lives

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1 year

@hoopgoth the week my dad died spotify did a quarantined wrapped and i had a broadway phase during qt so my number one song was dead mom from beetlejuice

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1 month

it’s actually really frustrating and antisemitic to assert that shapiro wasn’t picked because he’s jewish. he was not picked because of his policies and there was a better candidate it’s actually antisemitic to boil him down to only his jewishness

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@thelessiknow13 i’m v sorry but also that’s so funny and unhinged did she respond

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@kaekaecurtis he’s 27 but turns out he is not a dad i was so taken aback reading this i didn’t notice the astronaut part 😭😭😭 so now i have embarrassed myself

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@reckedmaserati that cat looks so confused about how he got there like one day ur cute and the next ur forced to be in the time person of the year photo suit bc ur sister prob won’t do it

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@blessedswift @wishitwasnt4am houston got cold as you i’m pretty sure like calm down i would do anything to have had a debut surprise song

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@peachcrisis deleting tiktok was one of the best things i’ve done for my ocd and my atttsntion span bc i find those “if ur not talking about this ur a bad person” “interact or smth bad will happen” & the way they would make basic things into a personality indicator to be triggering

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only like 3 people will find this funny but i did and that’s what matters

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@tisthepamseason or like taylor choose us over them tonight

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8 months

imagine if the fitness part of character and fitness meant u had to be good at sports to be a lawyer

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1 year

@JayHulmePoet god i’m so nosy this could be everything from there’s s super secret artifact hidden in the church or smth like here’s the building plans

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@helllojojo we need more fun bits like this (what was i made for def deserved the award but this was to help fill the sadness invoked by the song)

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@emilykmay i want a travis kelce explains taylor swift lyrics video so badly especially after that quote where he was like she’s so good with words

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1 year

@UweBollocks i think we all need to just leave the ocean alone it’s none of our business. james cameron and his crew can stay tho bc they seem respectful and genuinely motivated by scientific curiosity but everyone else is a no

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@NickBaumann wait that’s even more romantic when u remember he’s an astronaut and like heaven is represented as above in the sky so he’s been closer to heaven then most humans

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@lavendermuna hey bestie can u delete this before i spiral and think about how being in ur 20s is about healing ur inner child and embracing the girlhood that was lost b bc societal expectations and misogyny

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@laurenashastro does match day have basement girls

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@JustinCarrier someone said they run kinda awkwardly bc it allows them to control how they enter and also power not sure how true but ik simone can’t run into a lot of her passes or she gets too much power and goes on

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all dressed up and ready for the first day of 2L classes✨

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@DannyVegito one time i was crying and i thought my dog wanted to snuggle and comfort me but she wanted my dirty tissues she’s so fake

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1 year

@uberpreeya when i had kidney stones i just assumed they were bad period cramps and went about my day. only went to the er bc i mentioned to my boyfriend it was weird they were on the right side only and he was worried my appendix burst

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@vanillatary my hs was attached to a convent but most of the nuns no longer taught bc they were older so we would go and eat ice cream with them it was lowkey fun

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@justincasselle not good especially bc john hamm was charged in a brutal hazing incident when he was in college

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1 year

there’s something poetic about jimmy buffet dying at the end of summer like a greek myth attempting to explain the changes in season

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@pyarkarda for anyone wondering it’s customary to say “may their memory be a blessing” when someone Jewish dies

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i was just surprised and didn’t expect everyone else to be interested in it. i don’t think i’m doing any harm by taking his own bio seriously so i am not deleting the tweet. this is a silly harmless tweet.

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1 year

@ThornheartCat @offbeatorbit this did ensure that we would remember the movie

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ryan gosling was amazing in barbie and deserves his flowers but it’s insane that greta gerwig is not nominated for best director and margot robbie isn’t nominated for best actress

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@TBSFEARLESS they fr act like she’s got a gun to our heads forcing us

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@NicoleRedness ever since @dieworkwear did a thread on the opening ceremony uniform i’ve had a new appreciation of them ngl

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@buckdownbad fun fact that modern idea of the right to privacy developed in response to the invention of cameras during the 19th century and the law review article that introduced the concept describes it as “the right to be let alone”

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if i was harry styles i’d post a pic of me sitting in the drivers seat of a car and then log off

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@_pem_pem also they’re only open 9-5 i understand doctors want a work life balance but if u work 9-5 how are u supposed to get an appointment without missing work

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@romanticiser did u also see him meticulously describe twilight to his brother even tho he said that he did not enjoy any of the movies (yet still chose to watch all 5)

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@AlyssaFranke the youth voter turn out is gonna be insane if they can keep this momentum

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@oldenoughtosay my interfaith parents failed to account for the fact that it would not be immediately obvious to their children n that they were two dif religions and i simply thought catholicism & judaism was a hybrid one religion sort of thing

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@swiftbunnies i need to have a slumber party/girls night where she can give me big sisterly advice like this like i want to know what deodorant she uses or if she’s just super sweaty and miserable in the new york humidity like the rest of us

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imagine that the kate middleton conspiracies is what finally collapses the monarchy

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Multiple photo agencies such as AP and Reuters have pulled the new photo of Kate Middleton shared by Kensington Palace from circulation amid concerns that it was ‘manipulated.’ Associated Press said the photo was being ‘killed’: “At closer inspection, it appears that the source

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@alisonbowery as the only daughter u are technically also the eldest daughter

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@taylorstimeless i’m guessing it’s in terms of engagement aka people buying things after seeing her posts or data from instagram based off ads promoted by them and targeted towards swifites

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@verysmallriver every few months i remember the simple joy of buttered toast and eat it non stop until it gets old and the cycle repeats

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1 year

this is the hardest loss for me. i consider this song to be a taylor swift song and need her to rerecord it

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@zachsilberberg i need a venn diagram of actors who have been in glee and doctor who i think it will only be jonathon groff in the middle but it is for my amusement

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1 year

@snailsoob @Q_Review weird barbie is not something sold it’s true essence can only be brought out by a child playing god

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@nobodynoswift i support u but all songs on the playlist have to have the name of the state in the song and be about that state (there’s a couple exceptions for the 2nd rule)

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i put the playlist in the quote tweets but ill it here too

burnt out former gifted emotional support eldest daughter

Playlist · chasecjc1212 · 36 items · 13.6K likes

open.spotify.com

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@mistshield @rrrents if u look at her wedding footage she’s literally crying and looks uncomfortable

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@enchantedjess13 i know that she mentioned being 32 in the announcement post to highlight this bc you can see how her understanding of it has changed ex in dear john she says that should’ve known as if this her fault but wcs recognizes that she is not the one who should have had to know

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@dontblamejamie the encanto soundtrack was in my 2022 spotify wrapped 😭😭

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@nightphiz @womenpostingws

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@iron_spiderling thank u for being a misha ally

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@itsonlyaubrey i will only use my ceiling fan on the slowest setting bc i’m afraid that it’s going to fly off the ceiling and kill me in a freak fan accident

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5 months

instead of doing anything useful with my time i’m making a playlist with all the states but im skipping florida until ttpd gets released next week

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@thisisptrying13 ngl it’s kinda even more sweet if it’s just a normal show like someone cares that much to be there for the regular things not just the special moments (even tho special moments are important obv)

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@eyesopens i love the fearless vault 😭😭

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9 months

my most boomer opinion is that we need to bring back cable and stop with all the streaming platforms

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@abiiorluver @SH3W4YOUT if someone wrote this song about my sister and mentioned me i think i would honestly be impressed by the pettiness

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gonna bring the panera lemonade that kills u to torts

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@TonyRobite i’ve had like 3 people ask me to explain the new york court system my god complex is only growing

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@ItsMattsLaw dw guys the dept of ed released an anti suicide infographic yesterday 🫶🏻

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@CollieYimby truly the most shocking part of being in europe was the pervasive smell of smoke like everywhere it’s so uncommon in the us now i felt like i was transported to an older relatives house in the mid 2000s

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we always talk about how rgb should have retired under obama and it was selfish to not retire but why don’t we ever say that about male politicians biden should not be running and should retire

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@preztoRL @the_transit_guy @UrbanDashboard there is but it’s complicated in the worst way possible. u can take the bus from port authority in manhattan or u can take nj transit to Secaucus where u then transfer to a line that goes direct to met life but only runs when there are things happening like concerts and games

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@ball_blart @grovymango easiest way to explain it is when countries started putting satellites in space other countries freaked out & there were questions about if satellites would be their own separate thing or like airplanes where u need permission to fly in airspace

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