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Sam

2 years

Sar-e-rah is such a breath of fresh air in Pakistan's drama industry. Loved this conversation between Nabeel and his son on his gender identity...

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@nofkssgiven

1 year

This girl wrote in this Facebook group how she is studying medicine in US and her parents made her sign nikaah with a 12 grader nalla berozgar. The guy is a misogynistic asshole as well. WTF IS WRONG WITH PAKI PARENTS!!!

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2 years

@raja_zaki_1074 @disismelodrama from shorts to taking a bath, gutter dimagh jumping to extremes

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

my atheist friend is living in this place with his colleagues. They all are jamaati and he is offering namaz due to peer pressure 😭

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

patriarchy makes my mother so guilty for resting in free time. the way it makes women feel their whole worth is based on her domestic work, makes me sick.

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

nothing beats anti-US stance in pakland. from Bhutto to Imran khan, awaam really hates US.

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

he wants a wife or a cat? wtf does "well-mannered" even mean?

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

I watched Aamir Khan in an interview and he is so intellectually superior, on par with Shah Rukh or maybe above.

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

@BoriatN Kab tak darr darr ker jiyay gay. Good content should be appreciated, so that others are encouraged

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

Authentic references here. But wait till muzlims come with "interpretation is different" LOL

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2 years

@bahishteezewar time for muzlims to deny ahadees 😭

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

me with my feelings:

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@__sadia_

2 years

I have a question for men that I'm really curious about. How do you guys feel about your wife/future wife earning more than you? Just trying to see something

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1 year

watching Darlings for the Alia Bhatt masterclass. turns out it's so traumatic 🥲🥲🥲

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2 years

@sethimirajee Adeel Razzaq

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2 years

A guy has taken his life but in chutiyon ko "suicide is haram" comment kerna hai. wish there could be teaching lessons for empathy

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@nofkssgiven

3 years

@sooploops When I was reading surah Nisah and read that a man can beat his wife. Or when I realized black people were treated as second grade citizens and religion didn't liberate them

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2 years

@arimrone this too good coming out of paki dramas

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@nofkssgiven

7 months

how do I tell you... about the pain in my mother's eyes... to see me going straight to bed after sehri... But what do I do? Is it not enough? That I fake fast, burdened with maintaining her happiness But some part of me understands... she only wants to save her son from fire...

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

me in my ignorance era:

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@noorscribbles

2 years

I have so much love for Umera Ahmed and all her books, particularly Peer-e-Kamil (PBUH). I don't know if it is the best book I've ever read but it is, for sure, my favourite and dearest book of all time. My best friend just got me the book signed by Umera Ahmed herself 🥺

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

An office colleague defended Hi*ler, Taliban and Iran's fascist regime in a single minute 😷😔😫

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

the mental gymnastics to defend wife-beating lol

عبد الوهاب

@AbzW7

2 years

It is well known that this beating is not known to be a harmful or violent action. There are numerous evidences to show this, and it is a last resort, and rather showing restraint and resolving the issue is much more favourable. We have also been commanded to be kind to women

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@nofkssgiven

3 years

@muzammilbuddy @nichemicrochoot stop lying man, we just have fun conversations, that too with close circle of friends. No knowledge and ideas exchange with unknowns from other majors lol

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

no more fake roza in office bec I'll be working on nights 👻

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

I love shocking muslim uncles that minorities exist in this country. Like this one time, a friend went for jummah and I was sitting in the car outside. A random baba jee said beta jummah ka time ho gya hai, jummah parh lo and I replied "uncle I'm Jordan" *chacha walks away*

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8 months

the abs... 🫠

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

Seeing smart young people in startups makes me realize only if it was easy in Pakistan to engage in politics, they would have transformed the policies and culture.

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

hope they die or sth

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

office religious debate was about to blow off. never gonna do it again. don't wanna get lynched 🥲

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

@bahishteezewar oof truth bombs

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@nofkssgiven

9 months

Almost every house I know of is giving birth to an atheist lmao

nocontextri

@nocontextri

9 months

Islam will conquer the world. Every household will have a Muslim in it. No human born or unborn can stop it. Islam is the truth.

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2 years

desi elders make houses so suffocating. No music, no joking loudly, only women in kitchen. no wonder most of them run dysfunctional families

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@nofkssgiven

7 months

sis don't use this device, some na-mehram must have put their hands on it during its manufacturing

ٱمنه فَاطِمَة🦋

@F4timahh_

7 months

Sahabas threatened to ki!! men out of gheerah for their wives. Thy didn't let another man sit on the horse which their wives had rode out of fear that the man would feel their warmth Now men hav lost gheerah ovr their women they happily post their wives for every man to see.

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

living in a dysfunctional house means eavesdropping mom and dad convo bcz you may need to intervene

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@nofkssgiven

7 months

Swades is much better than Veer Zara, DDLJ and other much hyped movies

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@YoursNGK11

7 months

Unpopular Opinion about Shah Rukh Khan

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@nofkssgiven

3 years

@atothe_d yeah "the rules" that take away personal freedom and liberty

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

just say you want submissive wife and go, man

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2 years

Career oriented women are naturally more masculine than family oriented women, they have difficulty finding love and when they're 30 and divorced or still not married, they turn into this "boss bitch" to encourage other women to be like them so they end up miserable as well

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@nofkssgiven

3 years

@Nishat64 every day I have to live in fear, because I don't share the same religion as majority of people and they condemn us

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

paki men wanting doctor wives...

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@nofkssgiven

8 months

living perpetually in guilt of disappointing my mom for not being a good muslim (she genuinely feels she failed at raising us) 😞

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

I was returning back on Bykea at around 2 and it was cold outside. I held him tight and one thing led to another and we kissed and made out. It was fun 🥵

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@nofkssgiven

3 years

if arrange marriage didn't exist, most of these fuckers won't be able to get girls out of their league

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@nofkssgiven

8 months

Also me telling the directions to my shaadi hall to my relatives (they'll never arrive)

Epic Maps 🗺️

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8 months

You can sail from Pakistan to Russia in a straight line

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

this why I don't add irls on twt to bring fuzool judgments

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2 years

Indians got Zendaya and Gigi wearing saris!! India's growth potential among emerging economies is huge, and this is just the start...

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2 years

Zendaya stuns at the NMACC Gala in Mumbai, India.

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2 years

I love when all of my siblings are around. most importantly mother is happy, so all is well

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

only if my relationship with my father wasn't troubled, life would have been much better for both of us. We could've bonded well. what could have been...

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

any victim of feminism wanna meet me on 14th? 👀

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

I GOT MY FAV JOB!!!

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

Zia ruined us, man

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@ShirazHassan

2 years

@sabahbanomalik The Ladies stand at the Gadaffi stadium, Pakistan v India, 2nd Test, Lahore, Oct 1978-79.

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@nofkssgiven

1 year

DOLLARIZED MY INCOME!!! ✨️✨️✨️

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

And you're a horrible person for paying her $4

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@mhp_guy

2 years

Last night my 12 year old was struggling with Algebra, so I immediately posted a job for a tutor on Upwork. Literally 10 minutes later we were Zooming with a PhD professor in Pakistan for $4/hour. She whipped him into shape & will help him 5 hours/week now. Impatience can be

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@nofkssgiven

7 months

to @ my classmates stuck in pyramid schemes flaunting their "hustle" and entrepreneurship

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@ZaphodGigglebox

7 months

my controversial opinion is i feel v uncomfortable & uneasy around hawkish business-minded ppl with a money-making mindset bcause so much of that personality can carry over into their personal lives & they always seem opportunistic, transactional, matlab-parast. lacking sincerity

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

someone on LinkedIn posted a screenshot of random man asking her out ON LINKEDIN and people were saying don't show his name. Why the fuck would you send such messages on a professional site anyway?

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

Police!!! we got him

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@rafaekay

2 years

@zarnnj - Isn't parha Likha cuz he absolutely excelled in his field so CAN demand someone who excels in her field. - Absolutely no evidence of being harami. - Spends 8 hours a day under scorching sun so can't remain fair skinned. - Yes we all want younger girls. Deal with it.

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

I have the most wild stories from my uni trips This one time we reached a hotel in Kashmir, asked if people can party/drink there. He said no police etc. we said we have drinks and he took a 180 degree and said hume bhi pilao??¿?

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

For the good 6 years of my life, I have stayed depressed, at my absolute worst. If I come out of this alive (one last time) and do something big, this will be the gr8est comeback

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

breaking this good news that I'm 2 kgs down after two week of active lifestyle and running 🏃‍♂️

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@nofkssgiven

1 year

*Goosebumps* dreading, sweating and continuing my search to leave the country 😰😰

mueed 🇵🇸🇵🇰

@0xMueed

1 year

A snippet from Zindigi tamasha which raises another important societal issue

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

currently in hiding because mom wants me to go pray jummah 😩

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@nofkssgiven

9 months

The cesspool of modern mullahs

Muhammad Abdullah 🏴

@thestrangersay

9 months

Mohammad Hijab in Pakistan. Let’s goo

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@nofkssgiven

1 year

I was at tandoor, and this guy asked tandoori wala "bhai, roti naram ho" and the tandoor wala dude didn't reply. instead of having his internal monologue, this guy muttered "Beizati nahi ho gayi!!", realized it, but too late. BROO IT WAS SO FUNNY, I PRETENDED I DIDN'T LISTEN

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

Losing someone very close to me in my non-religious era hit me like a rocket, especially when you have no thing to cling to. It took every last ounce of courage to maintain sanity.

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@nofkssgiven

6 months

still not faster than mard march boys running to defend a misogynistic take

juju 💰

@ayeejuju

6 months

WE ALL WON THIS?? 💀💀

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

I think my dad is acting weird, staying longer hours in office. If he is annoyed at us and if it results in another fight at home I stg I'm gonna crack

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

What?? I read the first few lines and thought he caught them having kitchen sex 🥵

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@Librahocane

2 years

Couples should not supposed to do romance in the kitchen or in balcony. Go to the room & do whatever you want to do. Accidentally, I went to the kitchen, bhabhi & bhai were hugging. They got freeze, I get back, aur doodh gir gaya saara jou boil hou raha tha. Ajeeb !

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

many men I see are excited for marriage because this is the first time they will get some action. not getting the basic need of sex fulfilled; has made people desperate, it's embarrassing

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@nofkssgiven

7 months

IK: men are not robots Mohib Mirza, another man: men are machines Decide among yourselves??

Spooky Pookie 🧛👻🎃🦇

@Lanaschild_

7 months

Wake up babe, new brainless testosterone filled bullshit just dropped

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

people call women dramatic but no one is as dramatic as a desi man not getting his way

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@nofkssgiven

3 years

@AsadSultan18 Sherlock Holmes thora sastay mein:

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

Watching Qala at this hour doesn't seem the right idea...

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@nofkssgiven

7 months

Too many men are so good at keeping up appearances, especially corporate dudes. they make sure (and are cunning enough) to not say any problematic shit in mixed groups, but see their internal misogyny come out when in all-boys setting...

love, sanj

@thepurpledoe

7 months

men of twitter, quick q from us girls! what are the red flags and green flags for men that women should be on the lookout for, based on your experience of being a dude’s dude

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@nofkssgiven

1 year

she is doing god's work by educating paki graduates how to do well in recruitment season

Zuha Malik

@zoemalyk_giggle

1 year

The Dos and Don'ts of Sharing Your Resume With A Recruiter [Template] 🧵 Hi everyone. I recently shared a post about available listings and I'm grateful for the overwhelming response that I received. However, a lot of you made a few mistakes while applying.

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

I'm very suic*dal but it will kill my parents so can't even die wtf

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@nofkssgiven

1 year

my mom acting like I can skip office anytime I like, SHE'LL GETT ME FIRED

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@nofkssgiven

1 year

Getting convinced Lahori elite is the worst scum on the earth. Whether it is an Audi trying to block my way just because I overtook him earlier, or a Land Cruiser nearly crashing me just because he was coming the wrong way and wanted me to get off the road.

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

Only a month to my fake roza season. Death! 😭

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

it's his arm for me 🥰

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

should I take flowers for women of the office on women's day? yay or nay?

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

cesspool of internalized misogyny

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

I dislike you to my core but ofc I don't hate you

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@nofkssgiven

7 months

fake atheist I saw you saying Astaghfirullah on slightest turbulence in plan

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@hababiee

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fake atheist i heard u say inshallah when u didnt wanna commit to plans

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

I don't want to make everything about me but my friends not checking up on me when I'm not doing good and they know it, doesn't sit right with me. Idk

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@nofkssgiven

1 year

Bro saw sex and had an orgasm, you're in the wrong place.

Zohaib Javaid

@ZHB_Javaid

1 year

Gender studies subject in CSS. USAID in action. One may wonder why in such a conservative society are we adopting liberal feministic values? They are integrating these values into those individuals who run the system.

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

Lol we have molvis in our city, in competition with each other on who can end it earlier. One guy is called "molvi motor" 😂

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@momspanini

2 years

Rocket taraweeh ft qari Ferrari🚀🚀

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@nofkssgiven

5 months

just read about this 18 year old girl, killed in Italy by her paki family for 'honor'. Yeh harami kahin bhi baaz nahi atay, they deserve Afghanistan!

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

A week of my dad not being in house and we are having karaoke in here, everyone singing songs (since my brother has bought new karaoke speakers. cheerful What could have been our lives, without fear and terror...

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

There is so much pain and suffering around. Something wrong with the society 😭

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

handling a baby is full-time job. I'm realizing it while babysitting my 1 year old niece 😵‍💫

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@nofkssgiven

6 months

Iqbal when he saw that one German girl...

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@chaiaurcake

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Allama Iqbal??? slay

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@nofkssgiven

1 year

it's so frustrating getting opposed by all the office just bcz you condemn misogynistic shit and locker room talks behind the back

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

As salamu alaikum everyone, its a strange request to make but i would still give it a shot. I am looking for a decent non-practicing muslim for marriage. I dont have any condition except that it shoukd be a girl.

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

Love how my housemate is chill with me eating and smoking in front of him, when he is having fast. I approve this genre of muslims

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

But but hijaab would prevent sexualizing of women

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@nofkssgiven

2 years

not a single justification of slavery made sense to me. A religion claiming to be FOR ALL didn't ban slavery

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