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love, sanj

1 year

the only way to find my own actual tweets on this profile is by searching me up on it (I’m sorry I retweet anything that remotely tugs at my heartstrings) <3

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@thepurpledoe

6 months

can someone explain what’s going wrong in the universe that all the wifey material girls i know are super single

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6 months

someone asked why i have high standards of romantic love, and i said how could i not? when my best friend carries our polaroid in her wallet? when another brings me flowers each time i see her? when they notice even the slightest change in my tone? when they love me immensely so?

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4 months

gosh i love election twitter

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1 year

bro Hollywood paps have got nothing on desi paparazzi like they’re literally so entertaining and their comic timing is immaculate???? their interactions with celebrities alone could be turned into a TV show and I’d binge the heck out of it (calling Nick Jonas JIJU IDHAR??? LMAO)

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10 months

growing up as an overachiever really leaves you with the fear of not living the life you so meticulously planned and not matching up to the perfect version of yourself, while crushing your soul under the weight of unrealistic expectations, unrealised dreams and chronic burnout.

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8 months

someone said that songs are like bookmarks in time and i think that’s beautiful

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5 months

i would trade anything to be back in a school classroom when it’s raining heavily outside, you and your classmates are contemplating whether it’ll be a half-day, the lectures are free anyway so you just play with your best friend as thunder rumbles, gloomy in the best way

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6 months

i have this chilli oil theory where no matter how bland a dish is, a drizzle of chilli oil on top can make it taste utterly delicious and gourmet, and in the same way one should add the metaphoric chilli oil to every sad mundane moment or task in life to make it feel magical

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11 months

my parents married in ‘98 and my dad being the only son did not want to live separately from his parents, which my mother agreed to and it was mutually decided that they’d live with my dad’s family over the weekdays and mom’s family over the weekend (and that’s what they did!)

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10 months

my auto wala was the definition of ‘in love’ while on call with his girlfriend, telling her to use multani mitti for her pimples and listening to her mohalle ka gossip, and after he dropped me off he asked “aapne sab suna madam? ab time toh dena padta hai na apni wali ko” uff uff

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@thepurpledoe

9 months

please don’t mind me fawning over my udaipur pictures

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2 years

Masaba Gupta had a court marriage, Alia Bhatt got married on a balcony: Can the common man truly shove peer pressure and relatives aside to have a a low budget, low key wedding? Or are intimate weddings only glam for celebs and when regular folks do it they’re miserly? Thoughts.

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@thepurpledoe

10 months

How do Meloni and Modi even talk after this? How do they discuss foreign policy with a straight face when the zaalima edit or perfect edit is playing in their head? This is so unserious and insane to me 😭😭😭

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@thepurpledoe

11 months

humans against the caste system, religious bias, racial discrimination and harmful societal prejudice >>>>>

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Kshatriya women>>>>>

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1 year

love the soft aesthetic wedding photo shoots these days but my wedding pictures need to serve 90s shaadi album meets magazine editorial for royal wedding complete with dramatic candids and art film angles

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11 months

visual representation of every single second i spend in a moving vehicle

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10 months

sometimes when I walk down a really pretty road decorated with lights during diwali or christmas, I just take off my glasses and let the astigmatism set the vibe

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1 year

this plate-bowl hybrid is the most functional, aesthetic piece of crockery one could possibly eat in

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10 months

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6 months

in other news, i have a crush and i’d like your well wishes in such difficult times

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1 year

If you’ve been stressed long enough, there will come a point where you will be numb to everything. Where you once craved perfection, you can only do bare minimum. The burn out is inevitable and will teach you that you’re human after all, the heart and mind can only take so much.

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11 months

when pretty women are hired it’s pretty privilege, when not so pretty women are hired it’s women quota, when women move up the ladder it must be a diversity candidate, when women speak up at work they’re crying for attention, when women quit they’re too soft for corporate *sigh*

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10 months

the hero we didn’t know we needed but the hero we deserved

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10 months

my manager is engaged to one of our partners and we were in the conference room when she scribbled her name on his hand with a pen and he was trying to rub it off, so she yelled at him and he said “arey dil pe likha hai tera naam toh tu haath pe kyun likh rahi hai” i died

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1 year

corporate wants you to find the difference

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5 months

european work culture really needs to be pervasively accepted as the global standard

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5 months

my brother’s boards ended and now every night he’s doing an oscar nominations movie marathon starting from the 1980s. i guess i raised him right.

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5 months

I’m going to call one of my kids Tira and the other kid Misu

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11 months

well well well turns out that no amount of skin care and hair care can save you from the consequences of the weight of the world on your shoulders, an iron deficiency and a shitty sleep schedule

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5 months

post shampoo romanticization of hair and inhaling it like a crack addict is a core girlhood experience

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5 months

please stop networking and make some actual real friends, 5 solid people in your corner will move heaven on earth for you in ways 50 acquaintances you met at a mixer never will

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11 months

For 95% of the time your partner is going to look like a tired mess in worn-out pyjamas with disheveled hair, eye bags and stomach rolls. Get comfortable with the idea of loving that, irrespective of what social media has had you believe ‘pretty’ looks like in everyday life.

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7 months

but what if i want my bridal entry song to be crazy kiya re remixed with gasolina

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@thepurpledoe

1 year

I don’t know who needs to hear this but find your signature lipstick shade and perfume, and never ever let them go

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@thepurpledoe

1 year

can we declare a three month long summer holiday for everyone already?

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1 year

no I totally understand people’s attachment to their emotional support waterbottle or mug like it’s an actual real entity

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@thepurpledoe

10 months

I want The Railway Men and Kaala Paani to get exactly the amount of noise The Archies is getting, if not more.

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@thepurpledoe

1 year

told my dadi that they’re trying to change India to Bharat and she said “kaam dhandha chhod chhad naam badal karlo bas, jaise isse desh ki kaya palat bhi ho jayegi” I can’t 😭😭😭

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5 months

that “mujhe tu raazi lagti hai, jeeti hui baazi lagti hai” part in ye tune kya kiya is just so velvet smooth I can’t

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@thepurpledoe

9 months

I think humans should also have the option to hibernate in winters

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@thepurpledoe

1 year

three hours in and I’m already in love

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3 months

please tell me that the ambanis are giving everyone the ick because it’s clearly a serious case of nouveau rich meets i don’t know what to do with that much money so i will organise this fever dream of a ridiculous never-ending wedding spectacle

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8 months

i need all offices everywhere to take note because i’m obsessed

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11 months

saw discourse on the timeline over women living with their in-laws and my two cents is that if 25 years ago two individuals could mutually decide on this with empathy for both sides, I think most can in 2023! see what works best for both and leave tradition at the door

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29 days

do you ever just sit and crave garlic naan

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10 months

there should be a pill to treat the intense urge to sleep that you feel post lunch, right in the middle of the work day

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2 months

Growing up, I always wanted to move abroad to study. I’d seen one too many college vlogs in the early days of YouTube. And now many years later, when the time to actually do it is staring me in the face, I take one look at my aging parents and my heart sinks.

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4 months

have you ever gone through a stressful phase and experienced your own light dimming? like all the giggly joy and fun radiant energy being zapped out of you? and you come out the other end flickering and not quite yourself? where instead of relief there’s this emptiness?

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1 year

“aunty woh butter knife hai” bolne ka dil mera bhi karta hai kabhi kabhi to multiple people across multiple situations

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11 months

visual representation of 90% of my time on earth

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10 months

I always thought that most families were okay with their kids dating because that’s what I saw in my own and with my relatives’ but I’ve recently learnt that most desi families are in fact not okay with it, and thus most people are forced to hide their relationships. In 2023.

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1 year

the female part of chammak challo lives in my head rent free, like it’s really the definition of smooth & sexy

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5 months

so envious of people who get to do what they love for a living like the ones making movies

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10 months

getting ready for a sangeet ceremony while listening to 2010s bollywood songs while wearing your jhumkas and doing your eyeliner has got to be a core desi girl life event

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11 months

so it’s basically going to be Chak De India’s final match but cricket version this Sunday

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9 months

have you ever bought a scented candle and never actually burned it because then you wouldn’t have the candle anymore? i really wish that this year you burn all your candles

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1 year

I’m glad that kids these days are having a more relaxed board exam experience and having fun with it, because all I remember from back in the day is panic and anxiety

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4 months

two showers a day are not enough for this weather, i need to do the ice bucket challenge at two hour intervals to survive

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11 months

i think men reading more romance books would miraculously fix something in this world

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1 year

one of my aunties once told me, “chahe kitni bhi silk sarees ya heavy dresses hi kyun na pehen lo, ghar aake sukoon toh woh purani feeki tee shirt pehene mein hi hai. pyaar bhi kuch aisa hi hai.” altered my brain chemistry

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10 months

when kalki shows up in a zoya movie, you know shit is about to go down *chef’s kiss*

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6 months

men of twitter, quick q from us girls! what are the red flags and green flags for men that women should be on the lookout for, based on your experience of being a dude’s dude

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1 year

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1 year

do you guys also sit around and casually crave pasta sometimes? like this intense urge to have some ravioli? fettuccine carbonara? that gigi hadid’s vodka pasta? some tortellini? maybe some creamy gnocchi? baked macaroni? no? just me? ok then

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1 year

“the internet penetration has gone to the roots of the country, while literacy and education hasn’t” some of the most profound words I’ve heard in a while

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10 months

Listen, if you’re still going to go watch Animal after seeing the trailer and reading the reviews, then just accept that you are entertained by content that is steeped in misogyny, violence and trauma. Also, accept that you’re filling pockets of people who glorify it. Et all.

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1 year

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8 months

the feminine urge to put on a rom-com and dissociate from reality

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6 months

there is such a deficit of public hang out spots in bombay because where are people supposed to have their lil picnics w friends??? cute romantic dates??? the parks don’t exist, the beaches are unclean, there’s absolutely no privacy anywhere and no space either :/

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2 years

Do you guys remember the era of garnier fructis shampoos? and sunsilk? strawberry face washes? the way they shaped our teenage years my god

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1 year

maliyalis have cracked the snack code with achappams, criminally underrated

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2 years

People who watched Masterchef Australia on TV and have since been obsessed with food are simply superior human beings. The OGs. You deserve the ratatouille experience out of life and we should be besties.

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8 months

happy valentine’s day to those with dates and happy saraswati puja to those with exam dates <3

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11 months

i prescribe watching 20 minutes of Tom & Jerry every night before bed for mental well-being purposes

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11 months

the innate urge to pack my bags, flee to the hills and become a gardening grandma who grows her own dill and cherry tomatoes, runs a YouTube channel on slow living and has 8 million views on ‘my secret bruschetta recipe with hand-made bread and fresh buratta ft. timmy the goat’

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7 months

the audacity you walk around with when you’re immensely loved, cherished and supported by your friends and family no matter what? truly astounding

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5 months

can someone please tell me why people are spending lakhs of rupees on wedding attires that they will realistically wear only once in their entire lifetime? how does it make sense?

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10 months

some days I want to go back in time and give my younger self a hug, especially on those days where she felt like she wasn’t smart enough or pretty enough or doing enough or good enough and tell her that she’s always been the most, perfect the way she was and led us to be

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10 months

sometimes when people say certain things, you can feel your heart being ripped out of your chest and thrown across the floor all bloody and wrecked, and you just have to get up and go on with your day heartless like that

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9 months

do you ever take off your glasses and feel blind and deaf both

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1 year

I think it’s incredibly important to consume content – books, movies, shows, art, food or even tweets – that are outside of the languages or cultures you’ve incidentally been exposed too. It will widen your perspective on just how colourful and varied the world is.

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11 months

*absolutely nothing happens* my brain: lyra lyra anytime anywhere lyra lyra everybody loves to wear

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1 year

some songs are just so sundar with this larger than life, cinema feel — chand sifarish, tujh mein rab dikhta hai, zara zara, ajab si, jab se tere naina, shubhaarambh, jab tak, tumhe jo maine dekha, saiyyan, maula mere maula, o re piya, apsara aali, tabbah ho gaye, kesariya balam

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1 year

today i am grateful for my oversized t-shirts, that one pinterest-y mug I own, strawberry shower gel, squishy duvet, the stickers on my laptop, octopus plushie, canvas tote, mulled wine nail paint, pastel highlighters, mocha lip balm, dark chocolate peanut butter & rainbow candle

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1 year

The sexiest qualities a human being can have are empathy and curiosity. You can make do in almost any situation with a combination of the two and a deadly grasp over language.

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1 year

the hills have altered my brain chemistry

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1 year

bisleri ki bottle aged like fine wine

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11 months

wake up my jalebi babies it’s rasmalai pista barfi thandiyan vich garmi lagdi szn already

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10 months

a scalding hot shower on a cold winter morning will absolve you of your sins and console you in its arms

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11 months

in the end it all fades away – the money, the fame, the highs of the game. what stays is the hand that squeezes yours in the dark, the one that wipes your tears, the one that feeds you while you work, the eyes that see your inner child, the hearts that love you when you don’t.

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9 months

zoya should never stop making movies about trio friendships because I will eat it up every! single! time! they just hit your soul different

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9 months

udaipur is so beautiful

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9 months

I need a movie on this RIGHT NOW

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9 months

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9 months

do you ever get obsessed with just one part of a song, like one tiny little bar, and you love that part so much that you want the whole song to just be THAT part????

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9 months

visual representation of what it feels like to go work on the last friday of the year

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