Nicolas Hagner @nicolashagner Twitter profile

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1 year

@bookdragoner @m4stiff @sickdickpic2 My wife’s dentist charged $3000 preemptively for a laser cleaning telling us that our insurance was covering it. Our insurance doesn’t even have a code for that and laughed at our face.

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@mitchcohen At my Swiss university we had Crays as benches in the corridors.

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@alexsteed Years ago, I bought alcohol in California with a borrowed Japanese passport. I’m white, barely spoke English and definitely not Japanese.

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2 years

@MsAnnetteMC One of my Grandma one day decided to deep clean her appartement, storage, prepared meals with all the food in the fridge for later, then finally drank all the old near empty bottles in the liquor cabinet. She peacefully died in her sleep.

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@ahabstanaccount Unrelated but I saw my mean cat once seated in the middle of the sidewalk, a guy walking his doberman passed by and my cat, unprovoked, just smacked the dog on the nose. The dog ran away crying. Mean cat. Likes to hangout with raccoons 3 times his size.

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@ElieNYC My 2 y old niece used to take a huge ferry with my Mum weekly to visit my parents. Once my Dad took her on his sail boat, when asked if she enjoyed it she said “Oh grand-ma’s boat is way bigger and faster”…

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1 year

@tomflood1 Any school bus outside very rural areas are demonstrated systemic infrastructure failures. Not safe to bike, walk pr public transit to school. Or no school close enough.

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2 years

@perfectsweeties Mine is a stray. Was living in the street with his brother. Brother got killed by a car. Cat asked politely once to see inside our house. It was cold that night so we let him in. He never left. He’s still very polite, though.

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10 months

@martiniposting A messy girl I know was home invaded at night while sleeping. She woke up to a guy in her bedroom and she broke his skull with a pan that was laying on her floor.

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2 years

@cheezitfan1 My sister had a hamster with a huge ballsack and she named it balls. He was using them as cushion to break the fall when jumping/escaping from his cage. They’re just built different.

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@mateosfo I’ve been doored by a driver. $57k med bills and handicapped for life. Max insurance payout was $15k. Lawyer took $7k out of it. I’m $49k in the red for basically being assaulted. And handicapped.

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@piper4missouri Serious question; I went to a very conservative Catholic School in very conservative Switzerland. Half of our teachers were monks. What they taught us would pass as far left here in the US. When did the US catholics veered so much extreme right compared to conservative Euros?

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3 years

@adamdavidson Not girls. CHILDREN.

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1 year

@Guiness_Pig Nah. I’m done trying to appeal to empathy. I just lower my mask to tell them I have been diagnosed with TB but I feel fine so they shouldn’t worry. That shuts them up quickly.

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1 year

@kmcshane @peretti Someone messed up collecting email addresses and I’ve getting tens of unsolicited emails daily of people thinking I’m the CEO of my company. This has been going on for years.

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3 years

@IronyDead @jbouie I have screamed for years that the character traits that elect someone are every year more opposed to what makes a good leader but yeah, you said it better.

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2 years

@schuldberg Some stops at the light rail stations in Jersey City have their rain sprouts directing rain water directly on the people below them. Same energy.

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2 years

@_ericelliott BRB, I’m going to try GPT-3 on Regex 🙈

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4 years

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3 years

@SwiftOnSecurity In Switzerland, cold and slippery weather is sometimes called “BMW climbing trees weather “…

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4 months

@LibyaLiberty I hosted Radiohead before a concert in 1992/1993??? in Switzerland. All the wanted was going to visit a supermarket and shop for cheese that ordinary Swiss people would buy.

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2 years

@archivesdork @lildementid @Palle_Hoffstein The concept of sick days is entirely US centric. Elsewhere, if you get sick you don’t go to work. You might need a doctor’s note after 3 days. Nothing accrued, lost or whatever.

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1 year

@nevslin I was on set and the ducks on the pond next door were too loud so every day a PA was feeding them bread soaked with cheap alcohol to quiet them down. It worked. Their liver must have been delicious.

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4 months

@GatorMan1853 @thinkingvols @GoingDutchDEN Drivers in the US are completely unaware that speed limit actually means UPPER SPEED LIMIT. Not LOWER, Upper! It’s a huge cultural shock for people coming from all the other (civilized) continents…

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1 year

@LauraMiers I’ve tried to report positive cases in NJ, no interest whatsoever.

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1 year

@marcelemoran @DavidChiu But why don’t police impound cars having them on sight? They’re illegal everywhere and when you point them out to officers, they just shrug!

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3 months

@alicemazzy Agreed, but at the same time all vegetables and fruits in the US have no flavor and their texture is weird, like either really hard or chewy. They look the same or better than in Europe but are nothing like them.

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3 years

@troylf To all the people mocking the guy for being in a 2WD… Imagine him having the false confidence that 4WD traction would give him and imagine him trying to brake or take a sharp turn… I much prefer him on 2WD

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5 months

@gspeng Mhmmm overall agree but the insurance part. I got doored by a driver, $57k surgery, insurance reimbursed the max $15k, lawyer took $7k, I have to pay taxes on the remaining $8k. Handicapped for life…

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4 months

@shrinetothevine I went with a chef friend at a mcd drive-in and the greeted him by his first name.

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1 year

@cimorenegal @DesireeAndrea @bookdragoner @m4stiff @sickdickpic2 I’m definitely upset with “healthcare” in the US after getting minor surgery in December. From now on, I’ll get care full price in any other country. Better outcome and cheaper. And you can actually get pain killers there in December!!! Amazing!

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2 months

@EERandomness @kaseyklimes @redneckleeusmc Usually, full system efficiency studies are quickly shut down because they almost always find out that individual cars should be abolished. Careful of what you wish for!

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1 year

@fuckyouiquit Any specialist I’ve ever been to, I’ve had to wait between an hour and 4 hours in the waiting room. Who should I bill my time to?

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4 years

@KillerMartinis In Europe, my Grandma used to have small pillow case like bags filled with cherry pits. She would put them near the wood burning stove to warm them up and we would use them to warm up our beds. They smelled awesome.

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1 year

@leavitt_palmer Walk softly and carry a large brick 🧱

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2 years

@timeforjaya The biggest issue for me is that I don’t know what is is good or not. People will rate food from 1 disgusting to 10 exceptional. Everything to me is 5. Rarely a 4 or a 6. Any food is good when hungry, any food is meh when not hungry.

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4 months

@travis_robert I live in NJ and work in Manhattan. I take public transportation/ bike to work, occasionally drive w-e and nights because transit options are awful then. Congestion should be at least $50/day. Build a pedestrian/bike bridge in JC. Open Verrazano brdge to bikes!!!

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2 years

@AriGerstman @JosephPolitano Simple, France got serious about enforcing the law. And changes in cities roads to reduce speed. And new public transportation.

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9 months

@AmericanFietser Well, if you’re upset about me touching your car, say hello to my little friend; the U-Lock…

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1 year

@KatyaSedgwick @Mike_Selick @rutenstroget @VickieforNYC In NYC cars can do whatever they want. Park on the sidewalk, fake paper plates, no plates, whatever. Bikes will be ticketed for things that are legal because cops don’t know the law and hate bikes with a passion. Especially if the biker is not white.

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3 years

@7SummersFishing @SoftKnox N95 still leak up if you have a high nose bridge unless you tape the mask which is not very practical.

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2 months

@StandUserLeon I’ve been born and raised in Switzerland and we don’t have school buses are they are considered a systemic failure to provide public services available for all by having schools either at a walking distance or accessible with public transportation.

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@jewstein3000 Definitely sexism at play too. I’m a white male in ok shape. Every doctor that ballparked my weight looked very surprised that my actual weight was 15 to 20 pounds over what they thought.

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3 years

@_TamaraWinter One of the things I love most about Paris and NY. Sassy old ladies that just go on with their lives in the streets.

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3 years

@Imposter_Edits Why don’t any car have winter tires? They would have been mandatory in Europe…

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6 months

@yashar @lauferlaw The Swiss embassy in Iran has been the mean to communicate between Iran and the US since the closing of the US embassy in 1979…

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2 months

@velo_voyager If you get doored by a driver while biking in NJ and suffer long term injuries and $57k med bills, the insurance will only pay $15k and your lawyer will take $7k out of the 15. Ask me how I know.

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1 year

@DaveGibbons423 @KyleWillson @crazyclipsonly No it’s the car in the biking lane that don’t care about others. A lot of bikers get killed by passing cars or trucks when stepping out of the bike lane. The risks are just not proportionate. Learn to put yourself in the shoes of vulnerable people!

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3 years

@mike_fosker @deliprao @_brohrer_ Happened to us to. Something like 80 static pages with a bunch of Perl. No backups. I recreated the site using IE caches from PC’s that had visited the site. It took me a couple of days.

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7 months

@tylernewcomb_ Sorry that happened to you! In my experience NYPD is not the most reliable or effective.

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@GareBeary @stevanzetti I’ve visited a lot of countries known for their corruption. The only place I had to pay multiple bribes to police officers was while filming a movie in NYC in 2002/2003…

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2 years

@BrianTorri @annaqque @The_Lady_Red @ReluctantMSW Paid sick days are a US aberration. Everywhere else I’ve lived, if you’re sick, you’re paid. Might require a doc’s note after a few days. Nothing earned or accrued.

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4 months

@JonCampbellNY Yeah, I’m one of the NJ drivers that would pay the toll. I’m not wealthy by any means. I think the toll should be reasonable at $50 off peak and $150 at peak rate. Maybe even more.

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@gspeng New Jersey. $15k is the minimum. My insurer told my attorney to sue the driver who is penniless myself. Also my insurer refused to talk to me directly as I retained an attorney.

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3 years

@jake_gotta While visiting a castle in Europe, an American tourist asked why they built the castle so close to the highway 😭

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6 months

@NYPD114Pct I didn’t know parking on the sidewalk was legal in NYC.

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1 year

@AntalicusTV @NoContextHumans I’m a pretty good swimmer, 3 times county high school champion. I sink like a rock. If I don’t swim, I’m at the bottom of the pool. If I take a huge breath, I’m sinking upright. Still sinking, though.

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3 years

@ZackMorrison18 @PavelASamsonov My second job. I overheard the 2 founders discussing having let go the highest paid employee to split his salary between them. I have my letter the following morning.

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2 years

@alexhaagaard Pharmacist 1: We don’t have it in stock and can’t tell you by phone, go elsewhere. Same for Parmacist 2 to 14 (Painkillers after surgery, I had to ride the 2 weeks of pain raw)

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5 years

@Nullthread @3liza

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7 months

@JeffYangCA @Ramsey_Kilani That’s the whole point!!! If more people (NOT YOU!) would bike or take alternative transportation there would be less traffic for your car/truck!!! Get your brain out of your mememe situation and think bigger!

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1 year

@intricateone @crazyclipsonly The entire street has deadly traffic. The car should have stopped either in the parking spot or in the middle of the street. What would happen to the bike if it had stopped and parked in the middle of the street?

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1 year

@bookdragoner @cimorenegal @DesireeAndrea @m4stiff @sickdickpic2 I’ve been told that the DEA set monthly and yearly quotas per pharmacy. Pharmacies aren’t allowed to tell you by phone if they have met their quotas. After going in pain, in person, to 14 different pharmacies, I was told not to expect any supply for a month.

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3 years

@compilerone @drorpoleg Nope. When your immediate family consider the concept of ‘me’ time very negatively, your only option is using your commute for this. (BTW, I was biking to work and can’t wait to do that again).

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5 months

@rbiv181 @mateosfo I’ve been injured by a driver. $57k medical bills. Max insurance reimbursement was $15k. Driver has no money to be sued for. My lawyer took $7k from it. I have to pay taxes on the $8k left. I’m handicapped for life and ready to burn all cars down.

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8 months

@CubicleApril

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6 months

@SafeCyclingEire Being doored costed me $57k in medical bills. Driver’s insurance reimbursed the max: $15k. My lawyer took $7k. Being doored did cost me $50k. Oh and being handicapped for life.

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2 years

@THEintellectsav @kamilkazani Just because it’s legal doesn’t mean it’s not a bribe. Political campaign financing as done in the US is illegal (and immoral) in most of the world.

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1 year

@3_under_scores_ Meanwhile in Ukraine…

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1 year

@richmintz In a functional city, this “car” would be towed every time.

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7 months

@GareBeary @stevanzetti I’ve visited a lot of countries known for their corruption. The only place I had to pay multiple bribes to police officers was while filming a movie in NYC in 2002/2003…

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3 months

@ob_cycler This morning I (biking) was overtaking a bus… In the middle of it, the bus pulled out and nearly run me over. The car that was following me leaned on their horn because I stopped to let the bus go. Driver was mad I didn’t let myself run over by a bus.

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7 months

@Isaac38873436 I had surgery Dec 2022. Prescribed percocet. Went to 14 different pharmacies, all out of DEA quotas for the year. All told me to come back in a month. I was hurting now, not a month from now. Don’t get surgery in Dec or get it overseas!

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@rbiv181 @mateosfo Criminal courts will not sue driver because “he made a simple mistake”. Driving a car in the US is a license to freely maim or kill.

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5 months

@dukes_mayo @gspeng Which is something I learned about today from you and would subscribe to in a heartbeat if I could bike again.

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2 years

@DroppinFire @fuckyouiquit I don’t do any drugs but any company drug testing employees is a huge red flag 🚩

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2 years

@socintraining @NBedera I’m going to drop my pants and pee on you, you’re wearing pants, you’ll be fine.

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1 year

@ryanlevier @coopSpeak @jacksojj88 @James_Stiver @SouthwestAir @DENAirport That’s not an Aranet4

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8 months

@ridd_design And also, that person is in for a world of hurt as Computer Science classes will not help much with him or her learning Front End development.

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1 year

@Shredded_teat

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3 years

@IfyWorks I was vaccinated at the county super center back in March and April and they didn’t ask for insurance info. Not anything really, just some kind of ID to assess your name and DOB.

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3 months

@PhilWalkable The second fastest, actually. The fastest is a folding bike / subway combo…

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9 months

@baoigheallain I was doored, broken elbow, $60k surgery, handicapped for life. Max payout by driver’s insurance was $15k from which my lawyer took $7k. So being doored costed me $52k.

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4 years

@pieandnoncepub When I was a kid in Switzerland, we would take our cat to our cabin in the weekend and the cat’s go to place was sniffing the flowers in the cemetery.

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1 year

@KateAronoff Well…

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3 years

@WhatTheADHD Sarcasm is fine with me, the worst are people that don’t express clearly their priorities. When everything is “that would be nice” but one of them is actually non negotiable, how am I supposed to take the hint?

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4 months

@aaronAcarr I live in NJ, work in Manhattan and occasionally drive there too for entertainment. I believe the congestion pricing should be 5 times higher and fund better transit from NJ and Staen Island to Manhattan too! 24/7 PATH and ferries every 5 minutes during the w-e!!!!

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1 year

@AdamSinger In France we used to call them Caviar Leftists

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3 years

@EvanRVice @jeremyfaust

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1 year

@KateRoseBee Having been stuck in the Buffalo NY snow storm last Winter, while I was fully prepared and equipped, the only thing I needed was a wad of cash in $10 and $20’s. Nothing else.

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@Papapishu They also did over corrected opioids. I had surgery last year and prescribed Percocet. 14 different pharmacies told me they were out of quotas for the year. Mind you, you have to go in person at the pharmacy, they won’t tell you by phone. Uber to 14 pharmacies, for nothing

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@mateosfo @greg_shill Having had a driver’s license in 3 different European countries and the US: Getting a license in the US is an absolute joke and there’s zero traffic enforcement (if you’re a white male).

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2 years

@mixio17 Sorry for you. I wasn’t so lucky last Wednesday when I got doored and ended up with a broken arm 🤬

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10 months

@CaptainRandom10 I’ve quit job applications that were really tedious. Even at jobs I really wanted and was fully qualified for. If you’re putting applicants through pain needlessly, your internal processes will be even worse. No thanks.

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1 year

@NWischoff Only 19% of Nashville's streets have sidewalks. No, thank you!

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5 months

@rbiv181 @mateosfo You’re deluding yourself about suing for your injuries. As a driver in the US, if you’re not drunk, you can maim and kill at will without any consequences.

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3 years

@Getitdonewith52 @JakeMHS @MaraWilson Doing this on my face would mean having the mask across my eyes, like right in the middle of my eyeballs.

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2 years

@timeforjaya And I’ve been trained in perfume and flavors. I can tell you most of the ingredients in a plate or notes in a wine. But I can’t tell you if their mix are any good to anyone. For me they are a 5.

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3 years

@StarrAlert @Getitdonewith52 @JakeMHS @MaraWilson Believe me I tried. Lowering my progressive glasses means changing the angle of vision and everything is out of focus… Taping the mask to the nose works though. A major pain

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6 months

@greekman_NI @macsquirelera I have obtained a driving license in many countries, the US test was at least 5 times easier to get than the second easiest.

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3 years

@Emywinst I was assigned an assault weapon in the army in a distant past and distant country. I could not get rid of it quick enough and never missed it.

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