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Enfant terrible of the northwestern sports internet

Okeechobee, FL
Joined December 2013
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@kicknyrgios
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3 years
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on here I think
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The average Bryson Dechambeau Fan hasn’t broken 90 and owns $400 of Foreplay merchandise.
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14 days
It’s also awesome that this is on record as being untrue. Lying is absolutely awesome.
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"To Payne Stewart. He’s the reason I went to SMU. He was the reason why I wore the cap."
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3 years
Whoa this blew up check out this picture of northwestern basketball coach chris collins
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4 years
This is the plot to Peter Pan.
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Kent Sterling
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Indiana Basketball fans can help Archie Miller be the right coach by believing he is  #iubb
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6 years
There will never be a better image to describe "having a normal one"
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2 years
@ThiccStauskas The idle animations loop at 4 second intervals it’s uncanny
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4 years
Got a meme
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2 years
This video is a gift unto the world
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7 years
TAke a look, y'all:
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6 years
fellas you come home and your girl looks at you like this wyd???? 😳
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4 years
When it’s Going Well and you’re Doing Excellent.
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7 years
UC Davis head coach Reince Priebus looks on as his Aggies close out their 4th consecutive 20 loss season.
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3 years
nebraska came to the big ten assuming it was going to win conference and national championships and now it has to cross an ocean to lose 13-6 to a team quarterbacked by Tranch Mortz while the opposing coach insists that fiber optic wires carry antibacterial resistant microbes.
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@kicknyrgios
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5 years
Howdy. I’m the sheriff of going 27/41 for 179 yards and 1td.
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REPORTER: what did you say to your team before getting on the bus? RYAN DAY: Ah, I see you’ve returned, %PlayerName! As promised, here’s the reward for taking care of those marauders. [Ryan’s Mace Of Draining has been added to you inventory]
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2 years
@OkButStill No way lmao
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2 years
SIMMONS: so obviously this is a dangerous statement right we can admit that. RUSILLO: yeah. SIMMONS: but it got me thinking what the human rights violations pyramid is. Like is Hernan Cortes an inner circle guy? Or is he just, like, top 14? RUSILLO: uh huh
@KyrieIrving
Chief Hélà 🤞🏾
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If I can work and be unvaccinated, then all of my brothers and sisters who are also unvaccinated should be able to do the same, without being discriminated against, vilified, or fired. ♾🤞🏾 This enforced Vaccine/Pandemic is one the biggest violations of HUMAN RIGHTS in history.
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2 years
Juwan Howard should be penalized by having to coach the northwestern wildcats for 5-10 years.
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3 years
Michigan is the platonic ideal form for a college basketball team. Interesting NBA Guys Who Could Be Mid First Rounders, Guys Who Rule But Can’t Sniff The NBA, Junkyard Dog Defender With Misplaced Confidence, and a coach who’s a player pinp and they take only good shots. Iconic.
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7 years
A really good way to tell if your "UCONN IS RUINING BASKETBALL!" take is probably steeped in sexism is to compare it against how you view the Warriors.
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7 years
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4 years
Some troubling news from Columbus where Big Nut has barricaded himself inside Ohio Stadium and a police presence is gathering.
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@kicknyrgios
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1 month
👇thought she could win three tricks with A-10-9 of trump 👇
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Amber Sparks
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When I moved to Wisconsin in high school and all the kids were playing this game called euchre and someone tried to explain it and it took two hours and then I went home and told my parents I hated them for moving me to Wisconsin
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@iveysworld I think it’s funny to lie and use a dead guy for a cheap PR win less than 7 days after giving a quote about how he didn’t know Payne Stewart went to SMU until he was on his official visit.
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3 years
what was the craziest thing you ever did for a meal that sucked, i followed my friend montressor into his cellar where i was promised a rare amontillado and it wasn't even anything special
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3 years
thought it was weird when a reporter asked brian kelly about the game and his eyes went black and started bleeding and he murmured what sounded like the real name of god before unhinging his jaw, revealing what appeared to be a second head coming forth and the video feed cut out.
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3 years
Coming for thirds at thanksgiving dinner like
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4 years
I wouldn’t go to Indianapolis, traveler. I’ve heard a group of bandits are stopping anyone who tries to make it through that mountain pass. You’d be best to steer clear. . . . (Jangling change sound) Sure thing, the rooms yours for a day. Let me show you to your quarters.
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7 years
wow what a time for the big announcement! @crimsonquarry
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2 years
Wish Brad Davison all the best in his next career (predatory lender).
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7 years
Great moments in history.
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7 years
good night.
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7 years
The best video on the internet, and it's not exceptionally close.
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6 years
Me before Romeo committed to IU vs me after hearing Romeo committed to IU.
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6 years
when it's march
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4 years
MIDWEST CITIES, RANKED: Undisputed Top Tier: Chicago High Tier: Minneapolis, Madison Good Tier: Indianapolis, Milwaukee Too Small To Be In Good Tier, But Good: Columbus Mid Tier: Cleveland Drunk College Guy Tier: Iowa City Hipster Tier: Detroit Shit Tier: St Louis
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7 years
better ways 2 refer to this "chick" -northwestern player -northwestern player ashley deary -b1g all time steals leader ashley deary log off
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@NUFBFamily
Northwestern Football
5 years
NEWS: Mick McCall will not return as Wildcats Offensive Coordinator & Quarterbacks Coach. 🏈 #GoCats
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6 years
@GoodmanESPN Agree, very mature to not explore an option presented to him that has zero draw backs, thank you for this brave take.
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4 years
“Hail, Traveler! Your coin purse looks a little light. I’ve got a plan that will make both of us a lot of septims for just a half day’s work. What say—“ [is killed by saber cat]
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If I were jon rahm I’d simply have gotten vaccinated against the novel coronavirus Covid 19 and not cost myself millions and millions of dollars but truly the pga tour is at fault here.
@MattGinella
Matt Ginella
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Not sure who’s going to win Memorial, but I know the PGA Tour lost it. 🤬
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7 years
@AlexPutterman I have another fun fact: I have as many NLCS appearances as the Washington Nationals.
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6 years
send tweet
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6 years
I’ll never stop suggesting a Big 10- MAC promotion/relegation system.
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6 years
Lipscomb vs FGCU first half recap
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6 years
@JonRothstein Jon did you hear what happened to these people in the late 2000s
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4 years
Northwestern Athletic Director Targets: -Amy Klobuchar -A Chicago Tribune Newspaper From 1998 -Justice John Paul Stevens -Rod Blagojevich -A Wet Portillos Big Beef (sweet peppers)
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@dril
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trying to heal..... please donate to my go fund me... $10 will make me less racist... $100 will make me extremely less racist...thank you...
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2 years
it is, objectively speaking, very funny to waste an mvp level season because your best wing defender is a "colloidal silver and essence of elderflower can cure tuberculosis" freak.
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4 years
I love working in @NorthwesternU ’s development office and offering referees’ children admission spots in exchange for calling pass interference on wisconsin. Go cats!
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7 years
Who says no???
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14 days
some very solid banter in here, but the crown goes to the best ongoing twitter bit, adding someone to a list. shoutout the guy who added me to the "fuckin losers" twitter list, thats a quality jab.
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@kicknyrgios
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5 years
Siri, show me rock bottom.
@ChronicHoosier
Chronic Hoosier
5 years
Your bowl eligible Indiana Hoosiers open as a 12.5-point favorite vs. Northwestern, o/u 45.5. #iufb
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7 years
📂 NFL └📂 Active Quarterbacks └📂 University of Illinois └⚠️ File Not Found
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The Champaign Room
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BUT, as Illinois fans, it is your responsibility to tune in tonight to watch the bad Northwestern QB take some hits.
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4 years
Dj, turn that shit way up
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7 years
When your Hartford team hosts a players only meeting following an 83-46 loss at home to Albany.
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7 years
Some words about Barstool’s ESPN2 show, and about how the PMT guys are not your friends and not worth celebrating.
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4 years
Fellas is it gay to have involuntary successions of images, sounds, or sensations during the rapid eye movement stage of the sleep cycle 😳
@MattWalshBlog
Matt Walsh
4 years
Dreaming in general is undignified and unmanly. Real men never stoop to indulging in such fantasies.
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savvy move here from the bulls to trade someone who is very good for someone who very sucks.
@wojespn
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BREAKING: The Chicago Bulls are trading two-time All-Defensive guard Alex Caruso to the Oklahoma City Thunder for guard Josh Giddey, sources tell ESPN.
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3 years
That’s two things baby!! That’s one thing in the news and a different thing in the news put together!! Two things!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!
@richarddeitsch
Richard Deitsch
3 years
When Urban Meyer ultimately goes to work for Facebook, my Twitter feed is going to be incredible.
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@ByCASimmons congrats to ucf on inventing The Moon
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“Ryan, it’s the biggest game of your coaching career. What’s going through your mind?” “Ahhh a fellow high minded traveler who partakes in the arcane arts! I have tomes and ingredients if you have coin.”
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6 years
Hi here's what my dad did online. This was on the madison square garden Jumbotron.
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3 years
Ohio State Michigan in this weather is football at its absolute best this fucking rules.
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4 years
when you spend all week inveighing against the Very Unfair And Fake ESPN News Media and then vomit and piss on yourself against michigan state and finish by flinging the ball into your own end zone with no time left.
@screaminbutcalm
The Golden Sir
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Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Hope Hicks had an up-and-down career at UC Davis, but will ultimately be remembered for hitting an official with a basketball after a charging call went against her squad in the waning moments of a 78-53 blowout loss against the Anteaters of UC-Irvine.
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@SBNation meeting my wife shelly. she would go on to leave me, by the way.
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Indiana Football
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3 years
I’m scrolling through big ten basketball recruiting commits for the first time and there are some unfathomably whack dudes coming into this conference that we can’t normalize.
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3 years
Would advise getting your bread up, player.
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7 years
. @BronzeHammer @boring_as_heck thank you for the best 6 minutes of Twitch programming of all time.
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4 years
Yeah...I’m thinking I’m back.
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@kicknyrgios
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25 days
This is the Chalomet tweet
@PitchingNinja
Rob Friedman
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Paul Skenes destroying Mookie Betts.
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@kicknyrgios
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2 years
every usmnt game is people posting about how they wanna die and then you look at the table and to make the world cup the united states of america just has to not lose by 900 goals to the 170th best soccer team, or they can draw that team and just have to beat papua new guinea.
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5 years
Very Cool that Ohio States offense is inspired by Northwestern while Northwestern’s offense is inspired by a turtle stuck on its back on a beach with the tide coming in.
@patrick_mayhorn
Patrick Mayhorn
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Ryan Day says that he used to watch Randy Walker and Kevin Wilson's Northwestern offense when he was a player. He said that their offense was very strongly influenced by Northwestern's spread offense
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4 years
Me and the boys doing a little superspreading in Pasadena this January.
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3 years
Modern Adonis Kofi Cockburn Sauced, Tossed by Plumber Union Delegate Krutwig
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2 years
The best college basketball rivalry if you’re a Corporate America Freak is UNC Duke. The best college basketball rivalry of you’re an ally of the proletariat is Cincinnati-Xavier.
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3 years
choosing to feel sympathy for megan markle not because of whatever stuff you guys are talking about but because she went to northwestern and im imagining she also watched every game of the mick mccall era.
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4 years
If northwestern had a Covid outbreak before its game against wisconsin it would make the badgers ineligible for the postseason. If Pat Fitzgerald really cared about winning, he would encourage his team to go out and cough on each other.
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3 years
Putting my brain in the microwave for 45 seconds and then buying these “mid century modern” posters.
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@kicknyrgios
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2 years
Pat Fitzgerald 9 guinesses deep listening to the intro to the departed on a loop
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7 years
Wild that in under 36 hours, the Big Ten will be out of the college football playoff following Indiana's beat down of Ohio State.
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4 years
Whoa lol
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7 years
When I am entrusted to complete a task
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2 years
Not only is northwestern going to win todays game and also the rose bowl, I’m also never going to die.
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