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@ettingermentum he’d win 4x without term limits on god

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@thechosenberg i was the sound of boots on the ground. fucking terrifying

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@SteubenThursday please try it. ask ashley babbit how that worked out

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@kasie you can also just not have him on by the way

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@ImNotOwned I think he could drop vance and in 3 weeks there’d be some other crazy thing that changes the news cycle again. i’d drop him in favor of rubio tbh

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@vbatx26 @PeorgeyGeorgey @chinesegon “failed to proofread your own contract” lol did you proofread this tweet

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@bayraktar_1love nice, I’m sure their families will enjoy the bag of potatoes

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@Third_Nut it’s a doctored image, this is the real one

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@robdelaney buddy is cringe and racist at the same time lol

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@ChopDewey @thechosenberg fuck yeah look at that bag

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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA tired of the war, of course. im tired of reading about Ukrainian heroes losing their lives for defending their home tired of the slow pace of weapon shipments tired of western analysts portending to know about a kind of war they’ve never engaged in but not tired of Ukraine

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@csilverandgold also NORTH CAROLINA!!!

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@duncanthedev Big Auth wants you to think it’s hard

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@OrinKerr “im not one to defend trump but” you lost me

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@squatsons omegacope

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@kyliebytes wish i could wipe my memory and watch it for the first time again

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@clashreport why don’t they practice in the black sea I wonder

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@squatsons nice we’ve arrived at the “crew survived” stage of cope

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@hourly_shitpost jd vance is bricked up rn

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@MZietzke @JWestingESQ @socialistdogmom “have you tried understanding them” lmao man shut up

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@MZietzke @JWestingESQ @socialistdogmom let me try: - they’re fucking little puritanical freaks that would ban books, porn, and abortion - they’ve coalesced around a 4x indicted, sexual predator who defrauded a children’s cancer charity - who had such a hard time losing that he attempted a coup how’s that you fucking

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@Drewtwodeetwo @aquafreshXTREME paid actors

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@ImNotOwned there’s a thin line between being ossoff debating an empty podium and clint eastwood talking to an empty chair

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@SkotiVi @EyesOnTheRight @rustysh94311564 are you fucking stupid

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@CorwinEternal is trump a dei hire

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@ettingermentum anyone who went to dailykos for an election forecast deserves what they got

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@ImNotOwned hundo, let the couch memes flow

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@eterna17H @ettingermentum yeah good point, looking back, I don’t think Trump loses without COVID.

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1 year

@benz145 It’s too much fiddling. Let me get my headset on. Let me adjust it. Oh it’s blurry let me calibrate it. Only to find yourself feeling uncomfortable 30-45min later because it’s heavy or you got hot. I love VR but it’s still squarely in “do I have time for it today?” category

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@secretsqrl123 Send them everything we don’t need. Hell, send them the shit we need too. We will manage.

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@JusticeHorn_ reminds me of the Hillary supporters in 08 lol

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@hankgreen hank

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@igorbobic he thinks we forgot how he took the most awkward sip of water in political history

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@AndyBeshearKY @iowademocrats every one of the vp candidates auditioning rn and I love it

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@ImNotOwned free hawaii has me dying

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@Bubblebathgirl @KamalaHarris when’s the last time you saw some boobs

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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA The United States politics are what they are, but I remain hopeful that the issue of Ukraine transcends party affiliation some of this is election year blustering. we should support Ukraine however long it takes

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@keithedwards how is it possible to be weirder than desantis

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@ProfSDeezNutz @yhdistyminen made up? would you trust your couch around that man

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@ColbyBadhwar @ZekeJMiller zelensky should just do it. what’s biden going to do? cut off aid? I don’t think that’s politically tenable just rip the bandaid off

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@ken_wheeler @RosserJobs the difference in take home at 180k and 200k is not significant enough to risk staying at an employer you had to extort a raise out of

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@juliewrites @PoorestG @Ready_4_Bed “im honestly getting tired of explaining my asinine take”

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@ThePrimeagen yes but how fast does it parse urls

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@SirWinston85 @Prolemasses @SecretService narc

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@jonathanvswan can someone help me out if im missing something. isn’t project 2025 just heritage? they’ve been influencing conservative policy forever how can conservatives ever run away from that meaningfully

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@KamalaHQ @PeteButtigieg make him vp queen

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@squatsons look man, every time something like this happens and I check on my favorite Russian stooge, like clock work you’re out here saying “this is good, actually” it’s cool to have biases, im happy when Russians die for example, but don’t say what you’re doing isn’t coping

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@secretsqrl123 lmao we need Lindsey graham to be president until Ukraine wins then give him the boot. (I just threw up a little in my mouth)

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@JoeyMannarinoUS @Tim_Walz you look like you watch someone else fuck your wife

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@utdbaroc @OthrVirginiaGuy @RationalWins @NoahJAguirre i’ve had success framing it as “if you woke up today with a 30% chance to die, you would be rightly terrified”

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@CoachFielder @ChrisPalmerNBA twitter started paying people to tweet dumb shit

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@IsItALieOrNot @SteubenThursday probably in the future, just accept an election loss without being complete freaks about it at first the denialism was cringe, but as your side dragged this on for months and then attempted a coup, it just became a realtime cautionary tale of fucking around and finding out

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@reshetz can confirm the Kensington open air drug market has existed long before Ukraine was invaded a big mistake is the Biden admin focusing on the $$ value of the weaponry they’re sending. It has folks convinced we’re sending billions of *dollars* instead of billions in *weaponry*

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@biglunchpdx @adamcbest @bigdoinkssssss @MBC914 let’s be honest all of us forgot about tim kaine until this very moment

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@KamalaHQ @ossoff serious q: why not Ossoff

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@ErinStahl3 @agraybee he ate a dog

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@MNUpNorthLakeG1 @ImNotOwned just say you don’t know sports bro

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@lauferlaw @AndrewDesiderio @NATO watch the debate, now imagine that happening again we’ve got to be honest with ourselves

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@Siddhant_K_code you just had a bad take, it happens man

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@rockcandyblvds @AzelfDaGirl dumb bitch

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@vethalik @f4micom > i am not the twitter police proceeds to narc out and go on a puritanical rant

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@LittleMammith the stupid wing of our party, blue maga it’s embarrassing because it undercuts our “look how dumb republicans are” argument when we’ve got these clowns in our own house

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@squatsons lmao sure bud

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@dieworkwear we should train a style guide AI on your tweets

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@Mnemorath @mark_dowling @itsapurdy i did 50 years of active duty. i did 30 deployments on every type of vessel. i spent more time in every desert, jungle, and tundra combined than any other human. i once fought off a hammerhead. fuck off

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@hankgreen hank I am sad and happy but maybe a little more sad than happy at this

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@AdamRackis “Separation of conc-“

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@squatsons evidently russia would be exactly powerless to do shit about it, so maybe there’s something to that idea

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@ImNotOwned how we let florida fall so out of reach needs to be studied

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@michaelbd @JamesSurowiecki look at him and tell me he doesn’t fuck couches mike

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@DougJBalloon kerry looked french is cracking me up don’t forget howard dean yelling

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@SheriefFYI what’s a bit of rubber banding between friends

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@wizzy_wiggy @1amsanch0 “aha! you see! she’s not black” you mfs are strange fr

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@LittleMammith these fucking freaks are the new nazis

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@AP The North won. Let it go.

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@javiergleddy @PeteButtigieg why do they keep booking him, I don’t understand what do they think will happen

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@Vatnik_Gayden fuck this was spot on, you got me

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@hankgreen i’m a single issue voter. this is it.

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@peer_rich theyre just like me fr

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@everybodydrops @squatsons yes :) which is why it’s funny to see Ayden resort to it because he mocked Ukr for it Instead he gets up here every day, like a less efffective Baghdad bob, compelled to explain away every Russian setback it’s kind of weird tbh

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@jdcmedlock the only reason the couch fucking is plausible is because look at the guy

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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA send a storm shadow

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@doug_weinstein saw your righteous anger today on the YSL live stream it’s sad that your client is suffering 23 and 1 because of someone else’s career ambition. even a months delay has got to feel like a year.

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@BillQueens @ginnyhogan_ if he loves his wife why is he fucking couches bill

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@do_whats_rite @nerdypursuit what a weird reply lol

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@NoINed @KamalaHQ @ossoff ah shit, yeah good point

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@MyLordBebo you can still delete this bro

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@NidiaCavazosTV @JediMaster59178 bodes well

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@ImNotOwned i’ve had a lot of fun leaning into their delusion “yes, I voted 10 times in 2020 and flipped georgia”

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@cnnbrk @nikkihaley some South Carolinians are morons.

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@laurieinri @stephen_neukam @HansNichols it is not Biden’s decision. we’re pretending that party rules are constitutional rights or something. they can unilaterally remove him.

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@_BarringtonII @DaOGTriple ruh oh raggy

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@ahmadaccino lua

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@Cel2828 @BNODesk

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@AxelPose69 @Tyler_The_Wise @MattBukaty idiot

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@bitandbang same. super disappointed, I was fascinated with the live coding series during the early days of ladybird. it’s just such a nonsense hill for them to die on. employing the slippery slope fallacy against something as innocuous as inclusive language is a huge 🚩

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@hankgreen politicians compete in a japanese game show for votes

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@squatsons @BreadandRosette “unprotected” is doing a lot of work in that sentence lol we’re almost there, why Ayden, why were they unprotected?

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@BillQueens @ginnyhogan_ i don’t trust the msm to debunk this. i think it’s true

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