jubjub 🇵🇸 @aquafreshXTREME Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

7 years

. @TBSNetwork hey can you put on madagascar 2 at 8pm eastern time tonight i just lied to a bunch of people

0

13

60

Last Seen Profiles

@moad_06

@tomatodii

@MoClassified

@ahykhdt71507

@POII180669

@HK416D__

@Marycollette_

@ssyber_truck

@Averil_Rylie322

@linikov4

@mhagee_22

@shani82710

@TomasColton

@SIMO_paints

@naohironiiyama

@Ghoostye

@SallydeMinx

@TON_SocietyKR

@bokeplokalmalam

@TruFzn

@bokeplokalmalam

@comtechtech

@hesnotcomin

@Carlos756056254

@SBK_RLP

@bytetysoncoins

@runawaykyungsoo

@bokeplokalmalam

@Ao_chan3115

@Omiyaro

@papi__gaming

@Aiqku

@peakanoo

@cameronjovani_

@MargaretaM60425

@RockstarG_News_

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

15 days

how many fake ballots are you guys casting for kamala btw? last time i did 50 but i think i might take off work and do 100

387

2K

67K

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

13 days

why is everyone talking about midwestern tacos like that. that's just what tacos were for like 80% of the country before the last 10-20 years. am i going crazy

181

348

15K

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

6 months

telling my gf about aella

39

253

15K

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 years

@rachdele youth pastors trying to be relatable should take notes

5

85

11K

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 year

am i reading this menswear guy tweet right or is everyone else insane? he's very clearly pointing out that there's colorism/racism within asian communities and that it's bad

57

295

10K

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 months

@questionableway i genuinely had this as a nightmare several times throughout college

41

60

10K

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

28 days

it's pretty crazy that this AI generated picture of trump spread after an attempted assassination and people just assumed it was real

140

221

7K

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

15 days

@PostBudClarity if you go to public libraries in democrat cities they'll increase the page limit for printers if you're getting some ballots

3

6

6K

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

4 years

@emerson_toomey if we can get a few influencers to wear this we can singlehandedly save the post office

39

405

5K

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 year

@WrittenByHanna they don't even say what it's rated R for like it could just be swears

4

15

4K

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 years

@superskrong @AdamSandler Fresh Prince, meet King of Queens

1

141

2K

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

13 days

i assumed when walz said that he meant he put plain unseasoned ground beef or something, but everyone on here is acting like a ground beef hardshell taco is some uniquely gross midwestern thing

15

6

2K

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 years

@rarestorms @naxuu yeah it’s def them trying to corner the market. the privacy stuff is a facade even if it is probably better on net for society

9

19

2K

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 year

like 90% of asian american discourse for the past 5 years has taken this fact as true and tried to figure out what to do from there. why are people denying it now lol

0

11

2K

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

6 months

@PIHillBelichick you just told me about it

1

0

1K

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

6 months

@danlehnermusic you are right. we are stewards but not proselytizers

1

14

1K

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 years

@eeberquist

5

21

1K

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

28 days

@goblinisto no these are AI generated too

26

0

1K

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

6 months

@PIHillBelichick GODDAMNIT

1

0

843

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

9 months

they should do something like extreme makeover home edition but it's a guy building fourplexes in wealthy suburbs and you get a lot of insane footage from community input meetings

12

50

768

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 months

@vanillaopinions THERE WAS A VERY SUCCESSFUL KOREAN MOVIE JUST 5 YEARS AGO WHERE A FAMILY OF SERVANTS GOT MISTREATED I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND

2

10

719

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 year

@nekename ohh that makes more sense

1

2

636

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 years

@BrandyLJensen the original one is even funnier!

9

33

586

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 years

stephen king is becoming increasingly online. pretty soon he’s gonna write a book about a neighbor that cooks you chili

Stephen King

@StephenKing

2 years

My wife calls LAW & ORDER "copaganda."

5K

4K

96K

5

18

571

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 year

@_haaniyah_ why do we have this convo every month i hate it. bunch of people that fail to recognize they were once kids lmao

1

14

574

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 years

@ruff_bluffs @ScottWamplerBMD all novels should have a chicago style footnotes section on each page marking how moral an action is

5

25

506

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

17 days

"quibbling over wording" here is referring to "accepting antisemitism within our movement". i think it's worth asking yourself if the lack of "quibbling" internally has led to any successes whatsoever for the US pro palestinian movement. might be worth changing strategies

Qui-Gyatt Jit

@RaceplayShawty

17 days

Absolutely insane to be quibbling over wording critique when Israel has killed tens of thousands. Get a fucking grip

120

252

4K

3

35

527

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

5 months

@vanillaopinions what about people who dont have hands to hold the leash with???

54

2

522

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 year

@notkavi you will be shocked to find out how this breaks down across party lines

8

28

496

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 years

@jacobdotgov we all underestimated the power of cringe. perhaps the most cringe thing of all

0

11

443

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 years

@cruellanita wait the real one’s even funnier

9

70

427

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 months

every day you used to hear about like 10 bad things that happen in the world. now you can hear about 100, beamed directly to your pocket. the number of bad things that happen overall could decrease and you would never perceive it. if you don't remember this you will go insane

4

89

417

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

5 months

forrest gump might be in the running for Movies Where The Most Stuff Happens

5

20

415

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 year

@lmNOTcatholic even before the homophobia, i remember summer of 2019 everyone was praising him and then a year later everyone was clowning on him for having the same flow

1

0

385

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

15 days

@danlehnermusic i'm trying my best!

1

0

411

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 year

@offbeatorbit i think that's part of it but also (at least more lefty young people) i see some misplaced concerns over MeToo. given that a lot of abuse has happened during the filming of sex scenes in the past, they kinda get hyper vigilant about it

4

5

388

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 year

@metricalfoot what they really should do is run current through it

4

349

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

9 months

yes i can. if you wear shoes in my place you will be executed

5

40

352

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

7 years

the duality of man

1

117

346

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 years

@shreyabasu003 @jacob__posts

4

18

335

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

4 years

@justbrizigs @jacob__posts andy samberg trying not to bring up gavin's covid response next thanksgiving

1

4

320

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 years

@fiendformojitos also dogs domesticated way before people crossed over to this side of the world lol

1

0

307

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 year

@GraphCrimes it's not a graph crime at all!! it's a grid. the axes are there so you can identify the shade easily. kinda like battleship

8

1

317

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 month

@Very__Regular yes but also how do you get $42 worth of subway. it's not that expensive!

7

0

330

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

11 months

@cheer_wine i feel like the people mad at this are right wingers not leftys

3

1

286

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 year

@TheTumboy he also did it by exclusively drinking melted hagen dazs for every meal

3

1

291

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 years

@shreyabasu003 just learned that an NFT of the original sold for only 50k. if we're gonna have this fake ass market they should price things like this higher instead of monkeys

3

4

282

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

4 years

@auntanxiety I like how he caps off his list of travels with a trip to “study climate change”. wonder if he learned about emissions in shanghai

1

0

273

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

4 months

@notkavi also i watched the original review and he was straight up trying as hard as possible to be nice. didn't even mention bad things until halfway through. and the bad thing about the product was that it didn't work! idk what else you can really say in a review lol

1

0

289

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 year

@anglescore @dklmarxist bro who tf shreds their cheese

1

0

280

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

11 months

@jdcmedlock the assumption here is always that people get divorced at the first sign of conflict and not due to years of dysfunction and/or abuse

9

1

265

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 years

i work at spotify and when you play white or brown noise at night we replace the track with satanic chants after you fall asleep

3

20

259

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 year

@ChadNotChud the only arg that makes sense for eating meat is "i like eating meat and i value that over the suffering of animals". everything else is cope

27

4

256

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

5 months

@ryxcommar i mean i've been to the protests and most aren't like this idk

4

1

257

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 month

@AdsoOfBelk oh so now it's bad to do a little world building??

0

260

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 months

@questionableway how long into the final did they realize it

1

0

255

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 year

@IDoTheThinking it's insane this whole this is predicated on not understanding how dibs works

14

0

242

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 months

@vanillaopinions genuinely no 😭😭😭. people have no concept of trafeoffs or anything beyond a first order effect

2

1

240

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

4 years

@business MELT 👏 THE 👏 ICE 👏 CAPS 👏 FASTER 👏 TO 👏 BUY 👏 DIGITAL 👏 BEANIE 👏 BABIES

8

6

218

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 years

@resumisu @nytopinion @johnnywharris they are literally talking about what happens when states have a blue trifecta and you dont have republicans to blame

4

0

225

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 years

@MotyRavenChabin @MNateShyamalan it’s legit actually Microsoft NBC, somehow makes less sense

1

0

221

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 years

@michaelbd @JeffreyASachs you pretty clearly were making a mockery of it, dont act like youre above this

1

0

179

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 months

i like dunking on cops as much as the next guy on here but why does it feel like it just gives some people the excuse to joke about domestic violence

mike birnigglia

@cantguardmyke

3 months

Marrying a police officer

130

4K

42K

5

191

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 years

@coopercooperco Microsoft Surface Gauges

0

173

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 years

replies to this again do the thing where it just assumes public services have to be shitty. i promise you poor working class people don’t like shitty public services either. it’s not just yuppies and republican suburbanites!

2

11

177

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 years

@Srirachachau i’m generally on the side of film twitter on this one, and even i think the criticisms i see these days are becoming really nitpicky. we don’t need to insulate the biggest movies of all time from criticism but we also don’t really need to keep doing this

2

5

174

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 year

@offbeatorbit almost all love looks corny to those outside it

2

173

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 years

@ChadNotChud @MarkyMarx_ iirc henry cavil said he passed out on set once because of how little he was allowed to eat or drink to maintain the physique on shoot days

1

166

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 months

i don't know what an industry plant means anymore if it can be applied to someone who got famous on their 7th year of releasing stuff

jude

@jfloridakilos

2 months

we can all agree she’s the clearest example of an industry plant right?

595

37

921

2

4

171

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

10 months

@PinstripeBungle this has pretty much always been his position!

1

0

157

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 year

@JosephPolitano i'm definitely fortunate to have avoided that but it really did suck to have not have any social opportunities for a year when i thought i would be meeting a lot of new people

1

0

163

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

7 years

@pblest my favorite is how he spends the opening paragraph refuting a claim of racism with more racism

2

5

150

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 years

it’s insane how they’re moving that fast. looks unreal

Gerry

@HartmanGerry

2 years

utterly obsessed with this suspenders bit in RRR. Rajamouli putting every American musical movie from this century to shame

125

3K

14K

2

12

148

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 year

isis beheading video but it turns out it's just cake

0

29

144

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 months

remember the 2020 primary. remember how fun it was to argue about the minutiae of 10 different healthcare policies that would never get passed

6

14

150

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

7 years

@theneedledrop people who pour their milk before their cereal should have to pay higher taxes

4

8

141

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 years

@Yelix @notnotnuanced mac miller, juice wrld, and lil peep all died of ODs only a few years ago

0

132

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 years

the emails have schlissel taking several first class flights and talking about his audi, yet he only tips 10%

10

26

132

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

7 months

for 5 years now i have held a grudge against wetzel's pretzels because i once looked up their history and was dismayed that there was nobody named wetzel and they just made it up for the rhyme. today i googled it again and turns out the cofounder is named rick wetzel lol

1

6

128

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 months

@questionableway LMAO

1

0

129

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

6 years

imagine beating cancer and your rich as hell son pulls up and goes "get in loser, we're eating bugs"

0

28

120

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 years

@ryxcommar it's because when you sign something there's really a human in the Docusign office that's notarizing it

2

1

127

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 years

@Toure that’s not the relative metric! median home price in yellow springs is 320k already

1

0

121

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

7 years

@billkalpak @agent_merry @Cramerws @GrantTucker @NTarnopolsky did you just say what i think you just said

3

1

112

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 years

@cityafreaks these midterms were supposed to be a safe space for them and they still lost

0

3

108

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 years

@Srirachachau there were also a lot of very deliberate and traditional funny scenes, not even goofy, less deliberate stuff. thumb drive and the gordon/batman jail scene had my theater laughing a lot!

2

115

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

10 months

there are a lot of israeli jews whose heritage is just straight from the middle east. and a lot of palestinians would be considered white if they came to america. american racial conflicts do not map neatly onto other parts of the world

Don’t Boo…Revolt!

@BreeNewsome

10 months

“Israeli” is not an ethnicity. There is so much effort put into denying that this is about the mass expulsion of brown people

2

181

862

2

6

118

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 years

@catholicdad420 at this rate they’re gonna learn about odd future in 2026

0

1

110

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 years

@AneeceColt @The_Law_Boy @revhowardarson but you don’t understand, this person had loans to pay. therefore they’re justified in doing a horrible thing AND are free from criticism

0

113

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 years

@Theophite at a previous company a fellow intern’s project was assessing if they should use blockchain for their supply chain management (???) and at the end of it he concluded no. all the execs in the room felt really dumb

3

1

108

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

4 years

how do i ask my boss if we can split our team in two and run a temporal pincer movement

2

13

108

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

6 months

im just going to come out and say it: if you post a picture of fast food and complain about inflated doordash prices, you are being islamaphobic. i havent eaten in several hours i dont need to keep seeing pics of beefy 5 layer burritos

3

7

110

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

10 months

@opinonhaver that's why it's great. on insta you always assume everyone else is out doing cool things all the time, but everyone is just watching tv lol

0

107

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

1 year

@offbeatorbit if i ever needed jack harlow lyrics explained to me i think i would die of embarrassment

2

0

103

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

4 years

@dances @amandamull

0

12

103

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 years

@jacobdotgov we're this close to milf island becoming real

0

87

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

3 years

@ggreenwald glenn greenwald, famously never driven by ideology

3

0

89

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

6 years

it wasn’t the result we wanted, but @AbdulElSayed shows significant progress has been made in a future that actually works for people. I can’t imagine a candidate like him running even four years ago

2

5

96

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

2 years

@TaschaLabs 36. Chuck E. Cheese Every time you win a game, you get a reward in a tradable token format. This allows customers to exchange tokens for other things, like a small soccer ball or a kazoo

0

8

95

jubjub 🇵🇸

@aquafreshXTREME

5 months

penguins have earned a lot of goodwill from humans bc they can't walk properly. if they just walked like people we would've hunted them to extinction

6

15

97