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@MattBukaty

25 days

“Is somebody gonna match my freak?” My freak:

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@MattBukaty

13 days

NO 👏 SINGLE 👏 CANDIDATE 👏 IS 👏 EVER 👏 GOING 👏 TO 👏 MEET 👏 ALL 👏 OF 👏 YOUR 👏 DEMANDS 👏 The world doesn’t revolve around you actually.

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4 years

Ah America. Where sports are more important than schools and hospitals

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4 years

The Broncos are sanitizing players before they practice

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4 years

THE 👏 MASK 👏 GOES 👏 OVER 👏 YOUR 👏 FUCKING 👏 NOSE 👏

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5 months

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5 months

QUICKLY, without looking it up, what does the A in LGBTQIA+ stand for?

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4 years

Controversial opinion: having a big dick doesn’t make you interesting

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5 months

Probably a topic for my therapist but man, how do people hook up with complete strangers? My anxiety could not cope.

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3 years

TL asleep?

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3 years

Christians today: “hE iS riSeN” The rest of us:

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13 days

Notice how I didn’t name any specific issue but y’all are jumping all over my dick? Yeah.

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5 years

Was feeling kind of down about my fitness progress but then I consulted the progress pics and I-

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@MattBukaty

22 days

Hi friendly suggestion here: don’t fuck Republicans ✌️

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22 days

BREAKING: An executive of the gay dating app Grindr says the Republican National Convention is “basically Grindr’s Super Bowl.”

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4 months

🫠

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3 years

“You’re perfect the way you are” My inner saboteur: “you look like this”

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@MattBukaty

3 years

It’s Christmas Eve let’s kiss

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2 years

These tired eyes

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3 years

Getting swabbed

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3 years

I will never not laugh at this

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4 years

Just because I’m nice does not mean I want to have sex with you

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4 years

This shirt makes me look buff and honestly... I needed that today, thank you shirt.

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4 years

I don’t have a good caption just love me pls

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2 months

Being queer is having random strangers on the internet care more about your well-being than your own family

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3 years

I trimmed ✂️

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@MattBukaty

4 years

People with perfect bodies and lots of money be like “just be happy!”

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5 years

I haven’t been back this close to 200 lbs in a while and it’s triggering all my body image anxieties

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@MattBukaty

5 years

Transformation Tuesday. An update on my progress.

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5 years

2009 vs 2019

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4 years

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3 years

It doesn’t matter how long my beard gets it *will not* fill in on my cheeks 😤

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@MattBukaty

3 years

He said what needed to be said

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5 years

I swallowed my pride and finally discussed my anxiety with my doctor. Starting medication today 🤗

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4 years

Not that it’s any of my business but hi

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4 years

When you see porn on your feed and all you can think is “I wonder what it’s like to feel sexy and not hate your body” 🙃

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@MattBukaty

3 years

Hi

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5 years

Ho ho ho ❄️

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@MattBukaty

2 years

I guess if this really is the end of twitter now’s as good a time as any to just say it: I’m gay. Probably no surprise to anyone but I’ve never said it out loud so why not yell it to 38k strangers? 🤪 Anyway…love you guys.

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@MattBukaty

3 years

No costume just vibes

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4 years

@smartyy Cat said:

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@MattBukaty

4 years

You’re allowed to say whatever you want on this app, that’s the beauty of Twitter. But bragging about your dick size is tacky & tweeting about your hookups during a pandemic is fucking tone deaf and, quite frankly, irresponsible, so don’t be surprised if someone clocks you on it.

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@MattBukaty

3 years

same little red pepper, same

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4 years

T-Rex but make it fashion 🦖

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4 years

Perfect cuddle weather and no one to cuddle :(

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5 years

“Byyyye Buddy, hope you find your dad”

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4 years

Let’s stop following people with thousands of followers that can’t be bothered to follow more than 100 people. Don’t encourage that ego.

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4 years

I remember when I took these I thought I looked *disgusting*. Hindsight, etc etc.. 😞

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2 years

Beard = trimmed ✅

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5 years

Me: I don’t really get the astrology thing Them: It’s Leo season Me:

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@MattBukaty

3 years

Seeing someone you like talk about a hookup is a very specific kind of painful lol

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@MattBukaty

2 years

Awkward tan line season inbound

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@MattBukaty

4 years

I think it’s time to trim this beard again

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@MattBukaty

5 months

Voting blue in rural Texas feels like a waste of time but I did my part #voteblue

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@MattBukaty

4 years

I don’t have a good caption I just liked how my shoulders looked here

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4 years

I don’t have a lot to offer but I’m a decent cook and I don’t snore if any non-Americans need a husband 🙂

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@MattBukaty

2 years

Hey babes

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3 years

Welp. Triple vaxxed and still wear my mask and yet-

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3 years

I was not ready for this shit

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@MattBukaty

3 years

Stop supporting trash

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3 years

‘Donda’ by @KanyeWest has reached #1 on US iTunes.

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3 years

I’m a 33 year old man and I’m having a peanut butter & jelly sandwich for dinner

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7 months

Is this anything idk

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3 years

I went to the gym. Honestly would not recommend.

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5 years

Had a good workout but my brain’s being a bully. Send SpongeBob memes and tell me I’m pretty 🥺

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4 years

🌮 Tuesday

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4 years

The difference a trim can make

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2 years

It’s 82° why

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5 years

Fuck Tr*mp. Happy 4th ✌️

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3 years

Starting to feel human again

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3 years

Monday face

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4 years

Better than nothing right?

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4 years

Somebody come massage my calves

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2 years

Ok screw the poll, if you want in my circle lemme know

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2 years

Good morning ladies

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@MattBukaty

4 years

Haven’t been feeling very good about myself lately. Thots and vibes welcome 🤙

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@MattBukaty

3 years

Being a people pleaser is saying “no worries!” and letting it bother you for the rest of your life.

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4 years

♻️ Happy Earth Day ♻️

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2 years

Felt beefy. Sorry for the dirty mirror.

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4 years

Ok so sunscreen next time 🤡

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3 years

Spending NYE alone crowd make some noise

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3 years

Still alive ✌️

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2 years

Happy hump day beautiful people

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3 years

Shame no one’s suckin on my 🥜 right now

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4 years

You may be out of my league but I’m still gonna like your tweets 😎

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2 years

Currently sweating

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3 years

Man college was a totally different experience if you were hot huh

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@MattBukaty

4 years

Slowly unfollowing all the alts and porn accounts I’ve followed. It’s nothing personal you just make me feel bad about myself and I need to start taking better care of my mental health. Feel free to dm me if you want to discuss it further ✌️

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Hey girl what can I pick you up from Starbucks?