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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

6 months

It’s so over. We’re so back.

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Magister Johannes

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2 years

Me when I say “Inshallah”

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Magister Johannes

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2 years

academics love taking an adjective, making it a noun, and then pluralizing it

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Magister Johannes

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2 months

congrats you just reinvented the fucking parish/diocese system

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Ideal model for church. Every neighborhood has a small (but beautiful) chapel such that a local church is in walking distance for everyone, but every major city has a large, grand High Kirk at the center

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

3 years

Moved in for senior year!

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Magister Johannes

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2 months

would u wear the bratsuble

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Magister Johannes

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5 months

have you actually read any of the scholarship on this lmao

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@masonmennenga

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evangelicals: “LGBTQ people sexualize everything” medieval christians depicting the side wound of jesus:

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Magister Johannes

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6 months

what the fuck did he mean by this

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Magister Johannes

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7 months

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓤𝓷𝓥𝓲𝓻𝓰𝓲𝓷 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 🍁💥

@TheUnvirgin

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Magister Johannes

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4 months

Modern-day indulgences

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Magister Johannes

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2 years

“Internationalities”

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Magister Johannes

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4 months

Put carlo acutis’ pokemon cards in one of these

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Magister Johannes

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He is prostrated before the lord

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Magister Johannes

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Dutch humanist Johannes Goropius Becanus believed that DUTCH was the original language of heaven and creation???

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

1 year

New prayer corner :)

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Magister Johannes

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Please pray for Fr Everett and his family, as he died last night. Rest eternal.

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Magister Johannes

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Did not know Uber was partnering with the Catholic Church

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Magister Johannes

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6 months

DEATH WHERE IS THY F***ING STING??!?!?!??????!!??!!!??

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

3 months

Thanks be to God! A new priest in God’s holy Church!

Josie Godfrey

@Josie_Godfrey

3 months

Just a glimpse of today’s indescribable joy

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Magister Johannes

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

4 months

TLM? Yea, traditional Latino mass

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

4 months

Before Constantine converted, the Romans mocked Christianity as a faith of weakness, a religion “of women and slaves.” It should still be, and that’s a good thing.

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

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Jesus as MOTHERRRR

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Magister Johannes

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2 years

Who remembers #maniplegate ?

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Magister Johannes

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10 months

Rowan Williams:

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Magister Johannes

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What can I give Him, poor as I am? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 If I were a shepherd, I would bring a lamb; 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 If I were a Wise Man, I would do my part; 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Yet what I can I give Him: give my heart. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Magister Johannes

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2 years

My mom, during lessons and carols at the National Cathedral (Episcopal Church): “This is like… the rich people religion, right?”

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

4 months

Pope Francis seing a seminarian buy a lace alb at Gammarelli:

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Magister Johannes

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20 days

The missal used by St Francis himself to discern his vocation

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Magister Johannes

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1 year

Done!

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

9 months

hilarious to see trads reinvent protestantism live

Shane Schaetzel

@ShaneSchaetzel

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I will never listen to another word from Pope Francis ever again. I would advise all Catholics to do the same. Just listen to your local bishop. And if your local bishop happens to be a heretic, then find a good bishop and listen to him.

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Magister Johannes

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7 months

Mass should still be said at the Sainte-Chapelle, even if only a few times every year. The fact that there is no altar no worship in that space is disgraceful.

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Magister Johannes

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soulful white boy: near eastern studies, classics, sinology, east asian studies soulless white boy: engineering, finance, accounting, law, roman history

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

2 months

Priest does not speak English, my French is very poor, so I resorted to Latin

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Magister Johannes

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6 months

How I feel in seminar when the professor nods as I am speaking

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

2 months

You guys know who was nailed to a tree so that we would be unburdened by what has been?

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Magister Johannes

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3 months

Why does every guy in england have this haircut

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Magister Johannes

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5 months

@DingusDinguist The connotations are birth, yes

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Magister Johannes

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1 year

Its giving corrupt medieval papal advisor

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Magister Johannes

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2 years

gotta love america

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Magister Johannes

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@benoflan21 starting to think rishi is a labour asset

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Seen today

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King Charles III reciting Gerard Manley Hopkins' poem 'God's Grandeur.' The world is charged with the grandeur of God.

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Magister Johannes

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Went yesterday to Westminster Abbey ( @wabbey ) for what I thought would be a nice afternoon of pilgrimage, prayer, & sightseeing but what we found instead was anything but. The abbey, which advertises itself to be a working church, made it extremely difficult for us to worship…

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

4 months

Me when theres too much frociaggine

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

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Translation: I have sold my soul to the right wing US grift train!

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

1 year

“7 tickets for the Barbie Movie, please”

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Magister Johannes

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I am sitting in the library, when one of the librarians sees me and says “i got something you might wanna look at” and hands me a 1662 BCP printed in 1665

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

2 months

youre so boring

Ben Sellers

@MrBenSellers

3 months

It goes without saying this is farcical, wasteful and embarrassing - and it’s high time Britain’s democracy grew up.

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Magister Johannes

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2 years

If virginia is for lovers then maryland is for haters

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

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Terrible policy that will doom the House

The Telegraph

@Telegraph

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All remaining hereditary peers will be removed from the House of Lords next summer, ministers announced as they said the “accident of birth” should not give people the right to make laws Should hereditary peers be removed from the House of Lords? More:

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Magister Johannes

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sometimes i think “maybe medievalists are religiously literate now!” And then i read a darn awful paper published on a major journal that completely eschews sacramental theology for the author’s interpretation of “what’s really going on”

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he’s literally me fr

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Magister Johannes

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6 months

We couldn’t help but think that a display like this encapsulated very well the sorry state of the Church of England these days.

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

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Ascended take: the Church of Rome apostatized by denying Henry VIII a lawful annulment

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Magister Johannes

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1 year

What if when the aliens land this is the first thing they see

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

2 years

The funny thing abt this is that I’m actually Arab yall were played

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Magister Johannes

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10 months

this is not “dark academia” ur just wearing a cardigan

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Magister Johannes

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Elon fucking discovers historiography??

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

6 months

are you fucking kidding me

Redeemed Zoomer 👑

@redeemed_zoomer

6 months

Even though I'm not Muslim, I know the difference between orthodox Islam (Sunni/Shia) and heretical Islam (Sufi mysticism). Therefore it's not a "no true Scotsman" fallacy if I gatekeep Christianity to the Nicene traditions

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Magister Johannes

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1 year

Happy feast of St. Edward the Confessor, the last Anglo-Saxon King of England.

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3 months

Gnostic Madonna be like “immaterial girl”

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

7 months

So close!! They’re actually pin pricks on the celestial vault between Heaven and Earth that let us see glimpses of the blinding light of Paradise 🥰

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There has to be life on one of these dots.

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Magister Johannes

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5 months

clarification: im not validating the lgbt sexualization claim. Just pointing out that this example does Not Work That way and furthermore it should not be how we approach this accusation lol

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Magister Johannes

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new reaction image

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4 months

begging yall to read this

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Magister Johannes

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1 year

Told two of my colleagues today i couldn’t go get drinks bc the Patriarch of Jerusalem had declared a day of fasting and prayer and honestly top 10 medieval things ive said

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

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If Oxford and Cambridge do not reform their policies, establish endowments, and fundraise aggressively like top US universities, they are going to lag behind. The era of gentleman scholars is over. If you want to keep top-rate people, pay them as well as a US uni can.

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Magister Johannes

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1 year

“Before you do Morning Prayer, you have to feed me!”

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In undergrad one of my profs told me that before the Judgement Seat at the end of days, we won’t talk theological and liturgical minutiae. Rather, we will be asked: did you feed the hungry? Give drink to the thirsty? Clothe the naked? Take care of the sick? House the stranger?

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Easter fit!

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This is Anglicanism.

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Magister Johannes

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There is only one sensible choice to be Oxford’s new chancellor…

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Almost forgot these handsome fellas!

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POV: you’re the feudal lord of your dorm building

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1 year

This is where i found him this morning

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Magister Johannes

@nassaujuan

9 months

His legend is false, and like many similar blood libel accusations from the Middle Ages, it was never supported by the Papacy. Furthermore, whatever leeway was given to his cult was suppressed.

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How many of you know the tragic story of Simon of Trent?

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Magister Johannes

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Farewell card for a dear priest friend who is moving

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Happy Ascension Day!!!

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i love my job

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Magister Johannes

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they also got paid btw

Amy Balog ن

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“For Medieval craftsmen, work was an act of piety, sanctified in their own eyes as in the eyes of their God. For such labourers, end and means are one. The spiritual wholeness of faith is translated into the visual wholeness and purity of their craft.” — Sir Roger Scruton

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“Is that the—?” “Diamond and ruby encrusted communist party badge? Yes, it is.”

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4 months

during this graduation season i wanna remind ppl that “alumni” is plural, “alumnus” is singular masculine, “alumna” is singular feminine and “alumnum” is singular neuter

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Magister Johannes

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Decided to unironically hold the belief that AI is powered by demons

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2 years

reposting this classic

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@letthemexult

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9 months

Merry Christmas to you all!!!

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Friends, please pray for me for, God willing, by the 26th of this month I will be done with the masters portion of my PhD!

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Magister Johannes

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I love this pic of rowan williams, it looks like im having a near death experience and he’s leading me to the light

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We hosted a little party

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Magister Johannes

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Mashallah he is cozy

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The abbot should be ashamed

St. Michael's Abbey

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A heartfelt thank you to @jordanbpeterson and his wife Tammy for visiting the Abbey and sharing their profound insights on how self-sacrifice, community, and purposeful living are at the heart of Abbey life. Watch the conversation on the Abbot’s Circle!”

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