Ben O’Flanagan @benoflan21 Twitter profile

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

8 months

I have never read a sentence which better illustrates Durham University.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

1 month

This is a good strategy for the Tories because Kier Starmer was a very good barrister and Sunak has the debating skills of a man whose tongue has been cut out.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

Someone should make him do laps of his garden on his 100th birthday so his children can get a home spa :)

Everything Georgia

@GAFollowers

2 months

President Jimmy Carter's grandson says he's doing OK but is nearing the end. 😢

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Ben O’Flanagan

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2 months

Oh a new follower with 🏳️‍🌈 in his bio, let’s have a look at his profi … oh, sorry, person sat next to me on the bus.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

4 months

Parents please don’t find any jockstraps (or anything more incriminating) while I’m home from uni.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

Henry III during a particularly gruelling disagreement with the barons.

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2 months

Its 1224, time for an ice cream

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

6 months

Dad picked up a pair of my shorts and a jock strap fell out. I would like to die now.

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@littmath

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@semiretiredemo

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23 days

@littmath Gnasher the Dog.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

9 months

Three years since the worst mistake of my life.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

6 months

Perhaps we should all wear these to show Solidarity with the XL Bullies?

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@benoflan21

6 months

I suggest staying there.

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1 month

@nassaujuan Certainly not a Tory asset.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

Absolutely had it with these new nonsense sexualities. Some guy just told me he’s ’not attracted to me’.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

Can’t wait to have power of attorney.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

6 months

Can’t wait to see the look on my five-month-old niece’s face when she unwraps Roy Jenkins on Churchill.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

14 days

Dressed as Neapolitan ice cream today :)

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

3 months

Guy who has sex with gay men purely to degrade them.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

1 month

I meet somebody who’s nice and attractive. How long before I start barking and ask to play fetch?

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

4 months

Only joking, all is well.

Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

4 months

“Cheers, barber - that’s great!” I say as I walk out in front of fast-moving traffic.

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Ben O’Flanagan

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1 month

Been added to a chat called Manchester Pride by some chap who obviously just wants to sleep with all its members haha.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

25 days

Hair is hairing for once.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

10 months

Apparently I don’t look like a Ralph Lauren model (I do).

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

1 month

Back when hair was long and wrinkles few.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

Yes it’s absolutely disgusting that Olympians should be having sex with their lissom, lean, muscular bodies; in all those different positions; heaving and grunting; blood pulsing visibly through sinews; fluids mixing, sweat pouring. It’s vile, and I don’t want to think about it.

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@nypost

2 months

‘Anti-sex’ beds have arrived at Paris Olympics — after horny athletes admit to orgies amid competition

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Ben O’Flanagan

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11 months

‘Sadly, in the time since elapsed, I have lost my rugged revolutionary’s good looks and rebellious dress sense, just as Britain has lost her community, her morals, her decency: in short, her very self. This, of course, was all the doing of one Sir Anthony Charles Lyn…’

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@ClarkeMicah

11 months

The attic yields up this picture from my late Trotskyist period.

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8 months

@benhatesgingers

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

“How long can I go on chasing these hunky 25-year-olds who are all looks and no substance?” “Exactly, Ben.” “No, I’m serious - how long? Three, four years?”

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

8 months

Petition to put David Cameron in his place by making Jeremy Clarkson the Duke of Chipping Norton.

Lord Cameron's new title revealed as he prepares for upper house debut

The new peer will be introduced in the Lords on Monday

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

17 days

Recently been in a rut with the ladies, thought I might try a dating app. Joined one called Grindr but it keeps recommending men?? Any tips?

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

“Yes, the jockstrap is for … sport … it’s for all those sporting things, that’s why I have it.”

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

18 days

Anyone know how to be gay for pay? If I’ve got to be gay then I might as well get paid for it.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

3 months

Silly me, opening Grindr in public.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

Not a keeper.

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@benoflan21

2 months

A compliment of sorts, I suppose.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

6 months

Oh get fucked. I will happily eat a whole Domino’s pizza and when I’m done I will have another.

Ben Kew

@ben_kew

6 months

I generally support this kind of measure. The Domino Large pizza amounts to over 2,500 calories. The food companies need to be reined in.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

8 months

Very shocked that this defence strategy didn’t work.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

11 days

Hope my parents don’t find this ;)

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

1 month

Frociaggine (YOU 🫵).

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

4 months

Desperately need to return to short hair (vanity is all).

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

5 months

It’s a hard life :(

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

17 days

Lots of people having a go at him over this (constant bunting is annoying, though) but forget that James is a clear ally.

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@MrJamesMay

19 days

Pride: while I have observed and admired what you have achieved over my lifetime, may I respectfully suggest that you are borderline guilty of Too Much Bunting (TMB). It may be seen as authoritarian, and therefore oppressive. Please remember that some terrible things, with which

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

3 months

22 and still not a billionaire (soon though).

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@benoflan21

3 months

You’re so vain (I bet she wrote that song about me).

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

3 months

Sarah Jane must have been a Saudi billionaire.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

Silly to quit the party. What will he do next time a rentboy locks him up? Who will pay?

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

1 month

Riding fit (really cool):

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

3 months

I constantly take good, vain photos, and this is what I end up with for a most recent :(

Dr Dyks 🇺🇦

@LukeDyks

3 months

Don’t cheat. Last photo of yourself.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

Dr. No (access to my children).

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

11 months

Sister’s boyfriend staying for a while. How to assert dominance? Tried making Evelyn Waugh references and playing my Based Sigma Male playlist (Pet Shop Boys, Cyndi Lauper, etc.) but these seem not to have worked. I am at a loss.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

3 months

Dim children who are outdoorsy have lots of options: litter-picking, burning things, bullying. But what about the quieter, more sedentary types? Perhaps they deserve their seats in the Youth Parliament. You wouldn’t take a toy away from a lame dog.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

7 months

Moustaches have never looked good on anybody.

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1 month

Sweaty ride!

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@benoflan21

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Riding fit (really cool):

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

I hope we never run out of chemsex rentboy MPs. One every two or three years, just for a laugh.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

11 months

Just remembered that nothing ever came of that George Osborne email. How boring.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

4 months

Watching gay programs with my father. Uncomfortable.

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Ben O’Flanagan

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3 months

Bloody love custard, me.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

17 days

I LOVE seeing my friends do well for themselves! New relationship? New job? New car? One moment, just going to sniff this glue!

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

Flirting 👍

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

Trick question: these are both gay drinks.

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@bykatewomersley

2 months

As a sex and gender researcher, it always amuses me when social biases come out in low stakes settings. Which drink did the waiter assume was mine and which my husband’s?

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

I have boycotted Eurovision for twenty-two years. Very much ahead of my time.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

8 months

@t12dle Certainly not a bad university, just perhaps one which feels acutely where it ranks.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

6 months

Very sweaty, very slow run, and for some reason my hair looks like a very cheap Regency era wig.

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Ben O’Flanagan

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3 months

Met a German last night. Think that’s enough for one lifetime.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

3 months

@christiancalgie £7 trillion each, surely? Otherwise it’s just a slap in the face.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

Ruff ruff.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

9 months

Housemate breaking into people’s rooms for a disposable vape, so embarrassing.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

6 months

Hope to achieve these.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

Practicing safe sex (I’m an incel).

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

10 months

Went into an almost empty hotel bar last night. ‘All quiet on the Best Western front,’ I said to the barman. He was not amused.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

Don’t know how some people manage without coffee. I can’t even make it past breakfast without my morning espresso martini, and then I need several Irish coffees to refresh throughout the day.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

10 months

May have underestimated the heat on today’s (slightly pissed) bike ride. Helmet and glasses because safety comes first with me.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

3 months

Lovely weather, Kate Bush on, cigarettes on my desk, beer in the fridge, and I am … coding.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

1 month

Just spent three hours of my train journey speaking to a total stranger and it was actually very pleasant. Never even caught her name, nor she mine.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

3 months

Housemates taking me for a walk because I have too much energy!! 🐶🐶

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

6 months

Wow! Lynx Africa and the Private Eye Annual: I’m certain to be the best smelling boy at all the FBPE parties!

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Ben O’Flanagan

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2 months

Ugh they have such golden retriever energy.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

11 days

Heading home from a long shift at the ice cream factory (please give me attention).

Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

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Dressed as Neapolitan ice cream today :)

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

Maybe if they’d given the horses names in the first place then they wouldn’t have run away.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

5 months

Final exam this afternoon, and then pub for eternity.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

I have to drink just to bear living on the same planet as these people.

Alex Finn

@AlexFinnX

2 months

Why do people in 2024 still drink? It’s proven to destroy you mentally and physically. It's proven to be a depressant It's proven to be literal poison It's proven to make you feel like shit Yet there’s still a massive drinking culture. Why are you still drinking in 2024?

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Ben O’Flanagan

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5 months

And it’s definitely not the same person every time?

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2 months

Isaac Mewton.

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Ben O’Flanagan

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4 months

Perhaps vanity and attention seeking have led me astray.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

6 months

Housemate has cooked fish and now I am going to kill him.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

10 months

Americans really doing my head in today.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

My grandmother parked her car in her neighbour’s living room once, but there is no chance of stopping her if she wants to continue driving. Several of my friends who have graduate jobs wouldn’t even be allowed to go to the beach with me.

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Classic British politics - over 80s are more dangerous drivers but lets go for the the easier under 25s. Because they haven’t been punished enough in recent years eh

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

2 months

Twitter is so easy. If you’re funny, you’re funny; if you’re not funny, you just post screenshots of other people’s jokes and take the credit.

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

4 months

Date night! (Eating leftover macaroni cheese alone and looking for a romantic film to make me sad.)

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Ben O’Flanagan

@benoflan21

11 months

@LoafersBoy Worse still, the average British drinker drinks about one pint a day over fifty years. I’d say that’s closer to being teetotal than a drinker really. Troubling news: The Americans might be able to outdrink us after all.