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I was fucking there and I’ve still probably watched this 35 times.
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What’s better than this?
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@birdnoticepod Rough translation: I’m salty as hell I’m not a good enough player to not to lose my job to 2 rookies. Maybe I should learn some pitch selection, and how to read a ball off the bat and this sort of shit wouldn’t have happened…
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@CodifyBaseball I’ll take those odds.
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@NPR @NPRMichel This, however, doesn’t give Smollet a pass.
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@CodifyBaseball @Yankees Surely NY has a 10 game lead in the AL East with performance like this…right?
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@NPR @NPRMichel And they should have been charged with fraud as well.
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@MLBNetwork They 2-5 against us. Ain’t no tie.
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@sensorystories_ As someone that works in legal compliance, I struggle with “it’s just not right/true!” Vs “well we’re comfortable with the risk” on a daily basis. I’m blessed that my bosses like me and deal with me sometimes digging my heels in on things they wouldn’t otherwise find material.
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“Rope swing and lubricants you say? We’ll be over at 10.”
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@Os_poems God I can’t wait until he signs some ridiculous contract with the Cubs or White Sox.
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@TheGameDayMLB This is the first true Ohtani post I’ve seen in weeks.
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@Mark_Sheppard What’s this Furrrrgus?
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@MASNOriolez 30-3 to show these crying babies what real pain is.
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@DillonTAtkinson And will somehow put up 12 runs.
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Win or lose. You burn one with @EarlFckinWeaver It is better when we win tho. 5-4 on the year for me #birdland
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@kazknowsball With Westburg in MIL laughs and hangs up. Give up the dream.
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Legitimately the most fun I’ve had at a non opening day/playoff game. Sorry I’m an antisocial guy that showed up late and then tunneled on the game. Next time I’ll be more social. #ThePasture #section72 represent! #birdland
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@OriolesFansSay None of them. I like what we have in the pipe. Spend that money on pitching.
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@RealTalkOrioles The Cardinals laugh and then hang up.
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Section 135 represent with Dr Danger! Let’s go Os!!! #birdland
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I can’t wait for the trade deadline to pass so we can stop seeing these ridiculous trade proposals from both sides of the equation.
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@DanClarkSports I would legit count guys we traded for and developed as well. Thinking specifically of Bradish. Do you think the Angels turn him into what he’s become? I don’t.
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@seandengler3 I’ve seen some really terrible offers on this site the last month. But sir. This is by far the most ludicrous. Bravo.
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@danconnolly2016 It underplays the development system Elias and Co implemented. Without the organizational system in place the draft picks themselves in a vacuum mean very little.
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@Super70sSports I assure you that if you’ve listened to any of his broadcasts for the orioles over the last 30 years, you’d have known this.
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He won’t say it because he’s a professional, but I’m not. Fuck. All. Y’all.
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“It was in every publication everywhere that we were going to regress… we just won 100 games in the AL East” TALK. TO. EM. HYDER.
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@LockedOnOrioles He’s got until the end of this winter to do the right things and all is forgiven.
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@zachbollinger18 He’s right. We’re going to be 35-40 games over .500 good.
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@BNightengale Keep our name out of your mouth, hack. #Birdland
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Is this heaven??? #section84 #Birdland
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@DanClarkSports Only Manoah could find a way to make me root for Frazier. Too marks buddy.
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@LockedOnOrioles 100% that outfit was just in Gunnar’s closet waiting for its time to shine.
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@OriolesStatist1 Last night when he came in alllll the Philly fans around us in 71 were all “you’ll find out why we don’t miss him…”. I couldn’t be happier that he stuck it elbow deep in them the last two games.
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@BleacherBirds @Buster_ESPN @Orioles There is not enough shade in the world to account for how much shade we are going to be throwing @Buster_ESPN ’s way the next 5 years.
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@Ken_Rosenthal So hungry he’s likely to sprain his elbow reaching for the fork.
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@masnRoch So he’s planning on at least swinging the bat this season. Good to know.
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@Os_Flows You’ll get Austin “swings at whatever the first pitch is and grounds out to SS” Hays and you’ll like it!
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@FreddieTheOsFan And Cowser. And Westburg. And…
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It’s all fucking over for all of you bitches. #birdland
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@DJBlunt25 @Buster_ESPN He could retire at the end of this year, give up his contract, and he’d still be a first ballot HOF.
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Section 3 represent. Let’s fucking do this! #birdland
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@jbenowitz1831 And a shitload of extensions.
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@kelduck “YO BITCH CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!” Is always a winner.
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@DillonTAtkinson Well there’s your answer.
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@PaulValleIII McCann SP he goes 9 no matter the score.
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Win. Lose. Hanging on by the skin of your teeth? You ALWAYS burn one with @EarlFckinWeaver I’ll be here a while I’m wreeeecked. Come see me.
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Section 3 represent! Want some snacks? Stop on by!! #birdland
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@RealTalkOrioles @OriolesFanProbz You can have Mounty or you can have Trey. Pick one. You can’t have two identical one dimensional players on the same roster. As fans it’s a terrible, terrible choice. But there is no choice for a FO that needs roster flexibility.
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@zachsilver You forgot to tag the hacks @BNightengale and @Buster_ESPN
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@trollertarian Every single politician is a ridiculous socialist. Even the “libertarians” doing back flips and summersaults to seem different. I’m just in it for the social cannibalism.
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Anyone saying Hyde should not manage this team after tonight needs to just go buy a Judge shersey now and fuck off to Hoboken. That’s my fucking manager right there. #birdland
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Section 5 represent! Let’s fucking do this #birdland
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@OriolesStatist1 Just write them the checks. Whatever they want. Give it.
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@OriolesFansSay On top of the goddamn fact he was swinging.
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@checkmatestate Sometimes the satire just writes itself.
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Grumpy old fuckin’ men! #birdland @EarlFckinWeaver
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@RStickel24 The All Star Closer who was showing cracks and absolutely shit the bed in MN. Who we got back 4 pitchers for, one of which is an AS reliever this year.
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@LockedOnOrioles Careful what you wish for.
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@masnRoch Well. That was unexpected.
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@Rothmus I mean, that’s kind of extreme kid. There were probably 4-5 people that deserved it tho.
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The kids are here. And they’re BEAUTIFUL! @Orioles keep em coming. #Birdland
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Gunnar: *shrugs* all you got? I’ll be at second momentarily.
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You happy Yankee fans
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@bigshelbss Show us on the doll where Elias hurt you. Is Elias in the room with you right now?
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@ThomasSowell Actual egalitarians understand that equality only relates to opportunity.
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@RealTalkOrioles Whomever wrote this schedule has some explaining to do.
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@OriolesStatist1 Absolutely not how I wanted to get Cowser here :(
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@RealTalkOrioles I’m probably the most vocal “fuck the deadline/fuck rentals” guy around here and I’m good with this trade. These people can go watch Ravens training camp if they think we should be dumping prospects on flashy names like the Mets and Padres. How’s that working for them?
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@podoffame @baseball_ref Because WAR totals all value. Not just the random hitting ones you pick.
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@mattkremnitzer Buster Olney wrote this didn’t he?
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Dear Boston: this entire game is why Gunnar is the ROY. Figure it out. #Birdland
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@kazknowsball Don’t worry. He’ll get a few more series with TOR and pull himself up to his career averages and the majority of the fan base will treat him like he’s Barry Bonds again, instead of Larry Sheets.
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Put a fucking BIRD on it. Doesn’t even matter what happens tomorrow. The Yankees ain’t winning this fucking division. #birdland
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@WalterMaselli1 The game is better with him in it. But he is kind of glass like.
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Ah yes. One of the 5-6 series a year I’m a Mounty fan. Rock on Ryan.
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It’s Blue Jays week @editti22 #Orioles
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1 baby. Let’s fucking geaaaaaaauuuxxxx! #Birdland
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@PaulValleIII *whispers* he never really could. He’s got bad instincts and takes terrible routes. Always has.
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@birdnoticepod We traded him a year too late. It’s the Orioles way! There’s a few more that need to go too IMO.
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@BBGreatMoments Pete Rose and Derek Jeter are the two most overrated position players in the entire history of baseball.
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Put that up on the bulletin board for the boys.
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Austin Hays: "There's not very many teams you can feel like you're upgrading, in a way, from where you were when your team was in first place. But that's how I feel. I feel like I'm coming into a place where we have an even better chance of winning a World Series."
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@BillFromDaShore Let’s not blame a concussion weeeks ago. This is who he actually is. Always has been. And always will be. Every year the league has a month where they throw him fastballs, the entire fanbase goes “ooooo he’s turned a corner”. And then pitchers remember he can’t hit off speed.
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@DeathStarPR How dare you disrespect the Emperor with this comparison.
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@noah_shumway Fans need to learn teams and players probably feel significantly more like this than they do.
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@kazknowsball Or. Hear me out…their pitching is really fucking good.
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Y’all were looking for something to rally around?? There the fuck it is #birdland
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@OriolesStatist1 Gunnar needs to have a set position and not be shuffled between SS and 3b. Pick one, play him every day. Let the growing pains happen.
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We have a DH playing right. A DH playing 1st. A SS playing 2nd. A 3b playing SS. A 1b (but probably DH) playing 3rd. A CF playing LF (this isn’t so bad). At least the CF and C are in the right position. I don’t know why the defense and the pitching has been a mess.
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Henderson clearly doesn’t trust Frazier’s defense. And he’s right not to trust it. #birdland
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@mattkremnitzer There’s going to be at 10 people on this site that see this today and think it’s not a bad idea.
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Whoever is in the Eagle. That’s me.
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The British mind could never comprehend this.
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It’s real fucking easy to disagree with someone and NOT be a fucking syphilitic cock about it.
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MAKING PASTURE-MAAAAASSSSS! With my wonderful cousin Meagan! @jbenowitz1831 @adley_clutchman #birdland #thePasture
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Whenever someone says “livin’ the dream”, this is what they mean.
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I never imagined that this kid who ran the bases in Camden Yard when he was nine would be paid to run them years later. @Derricklayton21 , if your 60 is 6.3 seconds today, what was it when you were 9? #Orioles
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@mattkremnitzer Wanna make a massive statement? Sign Adley to a 9 year extension, and then the next day sign Hays and Mullins through their 33 yo seasons. Boom. There’s your foundation. Call up Gunnar and Jordan the third day.
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@DanClarkSports What’s to discuss? NY was always going to collapse like the geriatric team they are in the second half. Just like 2022. And just like 2023.
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@OffDaHook35 @RealSkipBayless Shit. I’m not even a sports writer and I’m >>>>>> than Skip.
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Stop screaming for us to nuke the farm for every pitcher whose name you recognize. We have McDonald’s at home!!!
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The Verge- An Orioles MiLB Podcast
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RHP Dylan Heid continues to shine out of Bowie's pen. After 3 no-hit innings with 4 K last night, Heid now has a 1.09 ERA, .151 BAA, and a 0.93 WHIP with 23 K through 24.2 IP.
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