#TouchGrass
applies to everyone. Everyone should go outside today and take some time for themselves. You deserve it! Keep working hard, but remember that your health is important, and everyone deserves a break! Have a great day everyone!
#BoycottMLB
No thanks, my favorite player just recovered from stage 3 colon cancer and is playing in his first regular season game.
I think I will stay.
Congratulations to the FIRST Orioles player to ever win the newly established Rougned Odor Memorial Award…
ADAM FRAZIER!
The ROM award goes to the smelliest of the Orioles, who was inconsistent on defense but made up for it with his clutch hits.
Adley, I’m telling you, ignore your hitting coaches. They are trying to turn you into a power hitter. Revert back to last year’s strategy and just get on base man.
the orioles are either going to…
- be postseason bound because of the mckenna walkoff
OR
- miss out on the playoffs because of the ball ryan mckenna dropped
insanity.
A little something to pass the time with:
Here's all 27 outs of John Means' historic no-hitter against the Seattle Mariners, which was a thing that happened and was amazing.
we won 101.
we won the east.
gunnar is the alroy.
enough said. i love this team, and as frustrating as this series was, i still love my birds.
let’s fix this team up for next year.
Top 5 “what the fuck” orioles moments of the year:
1. getting peanuts at the trade deadline
2. chris owings existing
3. punt lineups on sunday afternoons
4. travis lakins existing
5. the brett phillips era
@TreyMancini
thank you for everything, trey. we love you and will miss you deeply. you’ll always be a part of me, you helped me grow my love of baseball and you helped me out of some dark times in my life. don’t be a stranger 🧡
here’s a thought: billy joel gets the FUCK outta baltimore.
he doesn’t know this city, he doesn’t care about it.
you can’t clip these wings motherfucker so get your ass back on that tour bus and go back to wherever the hell ya fucking came from you asswipe!
**REAL CONVERSATION**
Me: “Have you ever been to a baseball game?”
Guy on tinder: “Of course.”
Me: “Where?”
Guy on tinder: “Fenway and Orioles Stadium”
Me: “What the fuck did you just say to me?”
Guy on tinder: “??”
Me: “Don’t disrespect my ballpark like that ever again.”
As an educated person in the realm of the environment and as someone who intends to pursue a career in environmental science, going outside is very beneficial to your health and has so many positives! So please, take my request seriously, and
#TouchGrass
Here are the OFFICIAL requirements to be nominated for the ROM award…
1. Must be a veteran
2. Must have an BA below .255
3. Must be clutch
4. Must have sub-par/poor defense
5. Must have an aura (optional)
Odds for the 2024 ROM award will be released after spring training.
Congratulations to the FIRST Orioles player to ever win the newly established Rougned Odor Memorial Award…
ADAM FRAZIER!
The ROM award goes to the smelliest of the Orioles, who was inconsistent on defense but made up for it with his clutch hits.
hicks is just here until cowser is ready. hicks is just here until cowser is ready. hicks is just here until cowser is ready. hicks is just here until cowser is ready. hicks is just here until cowser is ready. hicks is just here until cowser is ready.
Good for MLB.
Atlanta’s Stadium isn’t that pretty anyway 🥱
(Said by a bias Orioles fan who knows Camden Yards is the most aesthetically pleasing ballpark in the MLB)
IM GOING TO MY FIRST ORIOLES OPENING DAY 🥲 last season i made a usual 25-minute drive home from school a 15-minute drive to catch the ceremony and then had to go back up to school to manage a baseball game. just a year difference can be the biggest difference.
adam jones was my first baseball love.
i remember being in elementary and middle school absolutely raving about him.
my teachers thought i was crazy.
but he’s my cap10.
he is mr. baltimore.
and he deserves to have his number retired.