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Pitching, defense, & the 3 run HR. Love tomatoes and cussing out umps. Hate pretty much everything else. THIS IS A F***ING PARODY ACCOUNT, ya sumbitches!

Smokin heaters in the dugout
Joined April 2011
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A proposal for the @Orioles & @SimplyAJ10 - The continuing tributes to Mo Gaba are a reminder of everything that sports can be to a person, a community, a fan base, an organization, and a city. Mo being in the O's HOF is a fitting honor, but I can think of something else 1/
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Earl F***ing Weaver
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4 months
Jim Palmer has zero fucks to give about former ownership.
@AviMiIIer
Avi Miller 🟦
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Hidden gem during #Orioles pregame tonight🫢 🔊Jim Palmer to Kevin Brown: "𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘛𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘢 𝘉𝘢𝘺, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦, 𝙖𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬, 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨" Then the giggling that followed 😅 #FreeKevinBrown
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@bitchhazel__ Who in the hell drinks AriZona Iced Tea thinking they're being healthy? We drink it because we have $1 and we need a big damn drink.
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I appreciate Rutschman waiting so he could talk to Henderson after the inning. He is 100% the leader of this team & if there is beef he's gonna quash it.
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Dwayne “The John” Rockson
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@evanschwartz_ @editti22 Def some spice there lol
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Here's a name for you: Keep Baltimore Out Of Your Goddamn Mouth, You Fucking Shitgibbon Bridge. We'll dedicate it to you, asswipe.
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Baltimore obviously won’t rename the new bridge after Francis Scott Key again. So, any guesses on the new bridge name?
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If the White Sox are demanding Jackson Holliday in a Dylan Cease trade then we don't fucking trade for Dylan Cease. #Birdland
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. @Orioles - please post the Buck Showalter tribute for those of us who couldn't make it to the game tonight.
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Fuck that fake controversy. Mussina chose to not have an emblem on his cap. The #Orioles retired numbers are players with the #OrioleBird on their hats. Blow it all out of your ass, ESPN team.
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"When Robinson retired after the 1977 season, Gordon Beard, a sportswriter, spoke at a gala honoring him. Beard said, 'In New York, they named a candy bar after Reggie Jackson. Here in Baltimore, we name our children after Brooks Robinson.'''
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How Brooks Robinson earned the nickname 'Human Vacuum Cleaner'

Nothing got by Brooks Robinson, which explains why he retired with 16 Gold Gloves and is arguably the greatest defensive third baseman of all time.

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It's been a while since we've had an owner who understands that fans are important.
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Very classy move from @DM_Rubenstein : a City Connect hat, a @MLBNetwork Orioles bag, a signed note, and a gift card for Camden Yards for everyone sitting in the Bird Bath tonight.
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Karl Ravech: "It's been a bit. The last time the All-Star Game was in Seattle was 2001." All of #Birdland staring in 1993: #HomeRunDerby
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#Birdland Twitter at 6pm "THIS LINEUP IS FUCKING ASS" #Birdland Twitter at 7:45pm "THIS LINEUP WILL WIN A GODDAMN WORLD SERIES"
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Since we like to call Anthony Santander "Tony Taters", I am going to start calling his singles "tater tots" & any non-HR extra base hit "loaded tots". It just feels right.
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#Birdland #OffDayThoughts
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The thing about Brooks passing that hits me the hardest? He won't be here for our 1st home playoff game since 2014. I know for a fact he watched EVERY Orioles game, & I've had the thought of him in the owner's box, his face up on the Jumbotron, & hearing a packed OPACY *ROAR*.
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Before his career is over, Gunnar Henderson is gonna hit the warehouse on the fly in a game. #Birdland
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STRUT YOUR STUFF, GUNNAR.
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The Astros' 1st trip to the postseason after their rebuild? Lost in the ALDS then won the WS 2 years later & made it to at least the ALCS 6 straight years (could go to 7 in 2023). We're built like HOU was. I know it's tough, but keep that in mind. #SoakItIn
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@notcapnamerica All I can see is the old dude from Up.
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@JoelGord @KevinMKruse The NYT not understanding sarcasm is the most on brand thing I have read in a long goddamn time.
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When you hear the #Orioles are getting Corbin Burnes #Birdland
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Migraines are fucking unbearable. The fact that Pam Oliver can work through them at all means she is 1000 times tougher than any asswipe on here talking shit about her.
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Pam Oliver suffers from chronic migraines which at times in the past, have caused slurred words. She’s a true professional that seems to be finding a way to gut it out today. #NFLonFox #GBvsMIA #GoPackGo #FinsUp #NFL
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It's almost like none of y'all read Astroball or paid attention to Houston over the last decade. The Burnes trade is our version of the Verlander trade. Watch us extend him before the trade deadline. I'll see y'all on Pratt St. for the goddamn parade. #Birdland
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Me until I get definitive Felix Bautista news #Birdland
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To all the pundits & "Orioles fans" who clamored to trade Jackson Holliday for Skubal or Crochet: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU Sincerely, #Birdland
@Orioles
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That baseball cleared customs.
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Whatever happens the rest of 2023, when you woke up on July 20th, the #Orioles were in 1st place in the ENTIRE American League. We're ahead of schedule & all signs point to an extended run as a legit World Series-contending team for years to come. Enjoy this, #Birdland
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As soon as the benches cleared every O's fan who's been calling for Odor to be DFA'ed was like "GET THOSE FUCKERS ROUGNED". I saw y'all.
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An Orioles legend who will never be forgotten. #RIP
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Vintage Jerseys & Hats
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Mike Flanagan, 1979 @Orioles
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So the Blue Jays broke Jordan Westburg's wrist & he's out for the foreseeable fucking future. You know what I don't see? A bunch of O's fans saying "DIRTY PLAY", because we fucking understand pitching inside is what happens in baseball. Other fans could learn a few things...
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Okay. Enough of this shit. Whoever is the actual leader in the clubhouse (should be Rutschman, but Santander can also do it) needs to call a players-only team meeting and they need to do it IMMEDIATELY. This shit has to STOP. #Birdland
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The White Sox front office after holding out for Holliday or Basallo for Dylan Cease and now they ain't getting a goddamn thing from us #Birdland
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I don't know why Don Knotts is trending, and honestly, I don't care. All I know is that sumbitch helped me rebuild my sidewalk and for that, I will be forever thankful.
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I've done my best to give John Angelos the benefit of the doubt. I don't judge a man by the sins of his father. But w/the lease bullshit & this fucking mockery of punishing Kevin Brown I'm fucking done. Put up or shut up, Johnny. #Birdland is fucking tired of this shit.
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Weird flex when this has been our magic number for an entire weekend & we ain't done shit about it.
@Orioles
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@Orioles
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2️⃣
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Why is no one hitting this motherfucker in the face with a goddamn pie? #Birdland
@clippersncrows
Clipperman - also on other platforms, but no FB/IG
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Ced with the game winning hit.
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We have the best fucking record in the entire American League & we're trending because the owner of the team is a petulant, whiny cunt. Actually, cunt is too good of a word for John Angelos. Cunts serve a fucking purpose. Johnny A just sucks up oxygen & shits on #Birdland fans.
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Truly Adley Deeply Greatest goddamn reference since Chris Berman at the height of NFL Prime Time.
@Orioles
Baltimore Orioles
@Orioles
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Feel the Rutsch.
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Every time I see someone saying Hyde is a bad manager I think of shit like this. This team had EVERY reason to pack it in: down in the 9th, road trip to NY & BOS looming, hot as fuck weather, storm coming, multiple long as fuck games. But there's ZERO quit. #Birdland
@Orioles
Baltimore Orioles
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HAYS HAMMERS 💪 IT'S A TIED BALL GAME!
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Dear Baseball Jesus, PLEASE don't let Felix Bautista be hurt here. Please and thank you. #Birdland
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This right here is the kind of silly shit that needs to happen at ballparks more often. And not just in minor league parks. #Birdland #Orioles #WetterIsBetter
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Motherfucking SCOREBOARD, bitch who runs this fucking piece of shit account. #StaredownMyAss #Birdland #IWannaDipMyBallsInIt
@MLBONFOX
FOX Sports: MLB
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This Juan Soto stare down was COLD 🥶 🎥: @YESNetwork
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If you respond to this with politics, you're going into the airlock. Maryland lost the lives of hardworking people trying to make our lives better. Grief doesn't have a political party. #MarylandTough #BaltimoreStrong
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Acyn
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Biden: Our hearts are still breaking. six lost their lives, most were immigrants but all were Marylanders. Hard-working, strong, and selfless… For all the families and loved ones who are grieving, I’ve come here to grieve with you.
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WE HAD THE GODDAMN BASES LOADED WITH NO OUTS AND COULDN'T FUCKING SCORE. There's NO ONE to blame but ourselves for this fucking debacle.
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Dear @Orioles The #HotDogRace needs to be live EVERY GAME. Signed, ALL THE FANS IN #Birdland
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Hat tip to @TheCoryParson for the art. #FreeKevinBrown #Birdland
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Every game we win Buster Olney starts trending and I think that is fucking hilarious. #Birdland
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GODDAMMIT I miss Gary Thorne so much.
@Ayers4President
Justin Ayers
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3 years
Gary Thorne said Orioles again and now I’m in my feels 🥺 #Birdland
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The sale is approved. It's time for #TheNextChapter in #Birdland
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Oh look. Another suburban snowflake scared of brown people wants to move the team to the white flight suburbs. Fuck ENTIRELY OFF with this NIMBY bullshit. If you're so goddamn scared of the city watch the games on TV & order gear online. Ass.
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Want to keep the O’s? Build a ballpark in the suburbs. | READER COMMENTARY

Retaining the Birds means investing in a new, safer place for fans to flock.

www.baltimoresun.com
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If you can hear this image, we're besties
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chris evans
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If you can hear this picture, we’re besties
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Come on, #Birdland - admit it: when was the last time before tonight that you were actively disappointed that there was no #Orioles game that day? Remember this feeling because we have no idea where the season will go. But also because it'll be back soon & a lot more common.
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And now the #Orioles magic number is a goddamn glorious bumblebee #Birdland #NutUpOrShutUp #DoItForBrooks
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Orioles 1989: Why Not? Orioles 2019: What The Hell Is Going On?
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James McCann walking onto the field to catch the top of the 1st today #Birdland @McCannon33
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So last night I pissed off a LOT of people when I said the "afraid to go to Camden Yards/Baltimore" is racially based. Well, for those of you who think I'm wrong but are willing to read facts I have some links for you: x/1
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1) I ain't your buddy, ya fucking twat. 2) I don't want to hear your fucking excuses. The Yankees have hit the most opposing hitters this year. The O's are in the bottom 10. 3) Kjerstad is a good goddamn player. Your pitching staff is full of cunts.
@JuanSotoMuse
SotoMuse
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@EarlFckinWeaver Buddy it's not raining then plus nobody wants to hit that bum
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I will go to my grave believing that if Len Bias had played in the NBA Michael Jordan would be in competition for 2nd best player in NBA history.
@Super70sSports
Super 70s Sports
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The greatest basketball player to never appear in an NBA game.
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I need someone to ask Hyde why he pitched Kimbrel in a tied game when he threw 40 goddamn pitches yesterday & Cano only threw 6. Make him fucking justify that shitty goddamn decision.
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FINAL: Padres 6, Orioles 4
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The Orioles doing this to us on World Mental Health Day just seems crueler somehow.
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Four years ago today, #Birdland I guess you could say there's been a little roster turnover since then...
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If this is Corbin Burnes' last start as an Oriole, you can't say he didn't give us EVERYTHING he fucking had. HELL of an outing from him. Bats have failed him all goddamn day.
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I don't know how Trey beats Alonso but making it to the finals of the #HRDerby a year removed from cancer makes him the winner no matter what happens tonight. #F16GHT #Birdland
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I fucking miss Esskay Orioles hot dogs. They probably weren't that good, but damn if I didn't beg my mother for them every time she made the shopping list and headed to the local Giant.
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If you ask me, the people who are so up in arms over the John Waters thing are exactly the fucking people who need some John Waters in their lives. Also: if any of these motherfuckers want to come for one of the favored sons of Baltimore they gotta come through me.
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Hitting is the essence of scoring, and scoring is the essence of runs.
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At this point of the season, we need to play Holliday, Cowser, Kjerstad, & Mayo every day. Fuck the matchups. Time to learn on the job so we can make a more precise offseason training regimen for them. #Birdland
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This is the correct goddamn answer.
@Super70sSports
Super 70s Sports
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Who’s your all-time favorite baseball manager? I’ll start:
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There HAS to be something else. It can't be because Kevin Brown read a planned graphic. It just can't be. Even by the standards of a silver spoon, born on 3rd base, never had to work a day in his life John Angelos there HAS to be something else #FreeKevinBrown #Birdland #Orioles
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Goddamn. RIP Ryan Minor. Forever known as the man who replaced Cal Ripken Jr. when he ended the streak. When Ray Miller went to Minor's locker to tell him he was playing in place of Cal Ryan stared at him & said (after a long pause) ...Does he know?
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Dear Mike Elias, Please fire Yohan Ramirez DIRECTLY INTO THE GODDAMN SUN as soon as humanly possible. Thank you, EVERY ORIOLES FAN WHO EVER EXISTED.
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Hey Brian Dozier: 1) It wasn't a no-hitter 2) Your team chose to shift up 7-0 3) If Sisco wears one next time we see you there will be blood 4) Blow it out your ass
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Hey #Birdland - skip the clickbait bullshit article. I'll summarize it for you: "I'm a huge Red Sox fan & the owner of my favorite team sucks donkey balls, unlike @DM_Rubenstein who is fucking awesome. "Also, I eat farts."
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Baltimore Orioles Owner Stuns Fans With Ridiculous Behavior

David Rubenstein is quickly becoming the most popular owner the Baltimore Orioles have had in a long time, maybe ever. Since taking over the team earlier this y

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Earl F***ing Weaver
@EarlFckinWeaver
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This is an excellent point.
@maxthegirl
Max Weiss
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1 year
Look, we may lose, but at least we’ve never had a Creed singalong at Camden Yards.
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First Colton, now Connor? Are we drafting a baseball team or the Severna Park varsity lacrosse team? #Birdland #MLBDraft
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Earl F***ing Weaver
@EarlFckinWeaver
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This has not stopped being funny. @kevinnbrown & @realbenmcdonald are an absolute treasure together. Shades of Mel Proctor & John Lowenstein.
@PitchingNinja
Rob Friedman
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7 months
Craig Kimbrel, 91mph Paint. 🖌️🎨 "I'm not sure what Reese McGuire said, but whatever it was, it got him tossed quickly." "Oh, we know what he said now..." 🔊 🤣
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As I've said, the City Connect jerseys have grown on me. But if they changed "Baltimore" to "Charm City" they'd be 1000% better, even if they didn't change ANYTHING ELSE.
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@EarlFckinWeaver
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But the Orioles are the fucking dirty team, right Yankees fans?
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Peter Angelos really wanted to win a World Series, but he tried to run a baseball team like a law firm and that was a recipe for disaster. I, like all of Birdland, have my issues with the Angelos family, but I'm gonna put a moratorium on pissing on them for 24 hours.
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Who has two thumbs and won't be pitching against the Phillies tomorrow? (answer in alt text) #Birdland
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In my life I have never seen a team in ANY sport that bounces back better or stronger than the 2023 #Orioles . I still believe. #SoakItIn #Birdland #DoItForBrooks
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Earl F***ing Weaver
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Big respect to @CalRipkenJr & @RipkenBaseball for signing off on Jackson Holliday wearing the 7 for the #Orioles . It would've been easy (and understandable) for them to say no, but Holliday plays the game hard & he plays it the right way. He'll honor the legacy of Cal Sr.
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I just said a little while ago that Brooks is my all-time favorite ballplayer. Nothing anyone can say will convince me he wasn't the greatest 3B of all time. The only things bigger than his talent were his love for Baltimore & his heart. #RIPBrooks
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Brooks Robinson Highlights

This is the career highlights of Brooks Robinson. I do not own these clips.https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeFUfJ85nNP4UQWzCK922XA

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The Johnny Damon Story: June of 1999. I was living in Fells Point & working weekends at the Admiral's Cup & at BWI. I'd hit the Cup pretty much every night after work & this was no different. Around 11-11:30 in walks Johnny Damon, Sidney Ponson, & Scott Erickson 1/x
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Earl F***ing Weaver
@EarlFckinWeaver
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Again, you don't fucking stand for America the Beautiful. You fucking stand for Thank God I'm A Country Boy. #Birdland
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Earl F***ing Weaver
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And just like that the #Orioles magic number is a mean one, Mr. Grich #Birdland #NutUpOrShutUp
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Sometimes being a father requires you to say "I don't give a goddamn about your rules". This was one of those times. Rest in Peace Jim Redmond.
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philip lewis
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Jim Redmond, who helped his injured son, Derek, finish his 1992 Olympic 400m semifinal, has died at 81
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The fact that we were down to our last strike on 4 straight batters and pulled this win OUT OF OUR ASSES is fucking impressive as shit. The hitting coach deserves serious credit for helping this team as a whole to focus on the moment & not get distracted by other shit. #Birdland
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@EarlFckinWeaver
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Man, now would be a great time for @TheAthletic to have a dedicated #Orioles reporter, because this is a young & exciting team doing great things. If only there was someone they could have utilized for this...
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Earl F***ing Weaver
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Is it just me or has the last 24 hours of #Orioles #Birdland fandom felt like a goddamn year?
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Happy Cedric Mullins Day for all who observe # #WinColumn #Birdland
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Earl F***ing Weaver
@EarlFckinWeaver
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#Birdland refreshing the trade deadline tracker every 5 minutes
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The #Orioles guarantee themselves a non-losing season and Buster Olney sheds a silent tear as he deletes his end-of-the-year hit piece about Baltimore #Birdland #SuckItTrebek
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Earl F***ing Weaver
@EarlFckinWeaver
2 years
Respect where it's due: thank you @RedSox for this. It's genuinely classy and it is a damn fine gesture to make to the city of Baltimore.
@mjmoser711
Janette Moser
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A friend just informed me they did this at Fenway tonight. These are the three firefighters we lost in a rowhouse fire in January. Excuse me for getting a little misty eyed. Class act.
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. @SimplyAJ10 is forever an Oriole #Birdland #Cap10America
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Denigrating Tweet Summoner
@FoxForceFlacco
3 years
Adam Jones extending Japan’s World Series with a 9th inning 3-run pinch hit HR Still wanting a @SimplyAJ10 Orix Buffaloes shirsey
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@AoDespair That was some serious goddamn poetry, sir.
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Earl F***ing Weaver
@EarlFckinWeaver
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@SimplyAJ10 You will always be an Oriole to us, sir. You are our #Cap10America
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@EarlFckinWeaver
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Zach Hample is everything that is wrong with baseball fandom. If you disagree with me you're wrong.
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Earl F***ing Weaver
@EarlFckinWeaver
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@NFLonFOX Out of left field choice: Bert Jones. Jones stays healthy & the team doesn't shit the bed. The fans keep coming. Irsay can't justify move. No drafting Elway. Colts stay in Baltimore=Browns don't move here. Maybe they don't move at all. Entire league is changed.
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Exactly ZERO #Orioles games? I am shocked. SHOCKED, I tell you. Win 101 games and can't get a nationally televised on cable game. What in the hell do we have to do to get even a modicum of respect?
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. @MLBONFOX has released its 2024 schedule! Here's how the first month of games on FOX and @FS1 shape up.
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Day off #Birdland thoughts: 1) Jordan Westburg is the straw that stirs the drink for this team. He is officially my priority extension candidate. 2) To those who want Hyde gone: Who are you bringing in? I'm not against replacing him, but with who, & why?
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Earl F***ing Weaver
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Mountcastle & Mullins are two cornerstones of the foundation of the rebuild. If Hays can stay healthy he is another one. The pieces are slowly falling into place. Be patient, #Birdland
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