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Jacob

@mlnilegend

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6'5, horse cock, sex piece, incredibly low self esteem. I do my best and let God do the rest.

Joined November 2012
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@mlnilegend
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8 months
@lasagnadelrae They better give her employee of the month and then send you the plaque
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7 months
@oomfabelle A girl can't have hobbies???
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2 months
@bbygwala The best way to get in a girls pants is to tell her it's ok to not have sex cause it will make her wanna have sex more
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7 years
For every like I'll give @generichoe 1 dollar
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11 months
@baileymoon96 He really didn't have all day he was busy making a movie!
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13 days
@glutenfreeperc It's 145 a month for hot pilates??
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7 months
@glutenfreeperc Bro said "you look like you got the FATTEST coochie" in the funniest way possible
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11 months
@FSUmollz Is this a safe space to admit that I smirked at this
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9 months
@mrsballs69 Yeah because what young boy would be mean to their mommy?
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9 months
@baileymoon96 Just get a ouija board bestie
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1 year
@hondacrvthe3rd This is a good friendship
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@mlnilegend
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5 years
It's really difficult for me to just stop talking to someone that I talked to so much. It's really hard on me mentally and I never know what to do
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@mlnilegend
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4 years
@Hamanx101 @awnuhaha @bugha Less than 1.5 actually because of taxes and also played 12 hours+ a day for 2 years if you do the math (at 1.5m to give you benefit of the doubt) its actually comparable per hour pay but you think he just sat down first time touching the game and won 3 mil.
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@mlnilegend
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1 year
@LuluLuvely This is embarrassing cause I’ve had my beef wellington for like 7 years and she runs like she’s brand new. Maybe like take care of your beef wellington? Don’t put your beef wellington on carpet, clean the bread, do regular beef updates, and test the beef yourself?? Yikes
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@mlnilegend
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5 years
@OpTicTheePaint this right here, this is why you got suspended
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@mlnilegend
Jacob
4 years
Friendly advice: if youre playing games WITH YOUR FRIENDS whether its ranked or unranked you should playing for the company not to win every game. Raging at your friends over a video game is so ugly and if yall were half as good as you thought you were youd be able to carry them.
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@mlnilegend
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5 months
@skanks17 Watch your mouth the Midwest is the nicest place on earth both attitude and views
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4 years
@craymusic @KaleiRenay Do people actually buy dick pics
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5 months
@bigdumb_baby Got the whole bunnussy out
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@mlnilegend
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2 years
@femaleredhead I would like to know which one is more universally problematic the left or the right boob
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@mlnilegend
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1 year
@CincinnatiZoo Whens the Timothy x Fiona merch collab coming?
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Timothy the hippo is the definition of relaxation goals! 🦛🐟😴
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@mlnilegend
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7 months
@notsolittyditty Is this real
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7 years
find me prettier eyes than this. you cant
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5 months
@chrisjohnallen @bigdumb_baby She smiled at me your honor
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@mlnilegend
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4 years
@hanner I was thinking about why twitch doesn't give health insurance, 401k/other retirement stuff, etc to partnered streamers who have streamed within the last 6 months. They literally make them all the money they have but don't repay them in any way. Streaming would be much more
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3 months
@11kmrn Big butt sluts 7
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@mlnilegend
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2 years
@mattschneidman Aaron has no more excuses, all his passes are terribly inaccurate. Idc if your rhythm with your receivers is off your passes are off way more than the rhythm is and im tired of hearing that excuse
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3 years
@ritchum_ @AsiaVsTheWorld You owe her 50 dollars for making her read this cause what on earth
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3 years
@RYNR0TICA Mf you shared it TOO
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27 days
@megsxzum Lot of these positions are fart inducing lately idk
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4 months
@notsolittyditty You just don't understand him
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2 months
@Bartman69xx My heart exploded for you
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5 years
@AvalancheTwitch You shouldn't but it'd be cool if you did
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5 months
@acry4helpp This made me realize I have 0 rizz cause a dude with 1 leg fuckin badder women than me
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7 months
@Golding_Burner @notsolittyditty When you don't take everything so seriously lots of people are funny
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9 months
@mrsballs69 Hope that helped!
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6 years
@Brittany_Hammes Its because young boys are more empathic because they haven't fallen to social constructs like men aren't supposed to be emotional and stuff like that
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2 months
@sreekyshooter Fixed it so you don't have to say trump
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25 days
@dyingscribe Give the queen some credit
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2 months
@whitme58782 @silxntgfx @bbygwala I mean you said it pretty aggressive and uncomfy in his defense
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7 months
@notsolittyditty Remember that guy a few weeks ago that was saying you're mid and not funny? You're actually funny
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3 months
@megsxzum Momma better find a sugar daddy because I need a mani pedi
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4 years
@itskaiito @hanner I think it just basically means you can use the money you get streaming to put back into your setup or whatever and grants you more write offs on your taxes. Could be way off tho
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2 years
@bpdcowboyy He breaking hippo or whatever
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3 years
Watching @skg_18 live tweet the red Sox game is the content my tl needed this evening
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3 years
@Majstora @WizzKhaleesi @skg_18 How you gonna accuse someone of having 0 self awareness right after writing an essay to a random girl online about how you can help her from being single
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8 months
@oomfabelle 3 bookmarks is unnecessary
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2 months
@notsolittyditty He was cooking with that pickup line tho
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3 months
@laurenthew0rm This is Twitter ask a real question
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1 year
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8 months
a tall blonde with cowgirl boots thats obsessed with margs will change your life
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a red head with the big honkin tiddies will change your life
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6 years
@Blindied @WhistleSports Only reason to ever eat chex mix is for those no question
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2 months
@silxntgfx @whitme58782 @bbygwala I wasnt saying it in a derogatory or weird way, it's just the proper gesture and it always is confusing because it always happens
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2 years
@BruceIronsNFL Jaire just gave the nfl the blueprint how to beat Jefferson, jaire shoved him to the ground like 9 times in press coverage
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9 months
@KaitlynMcneal You got one on the bed bestie
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8 months
@megsxzum I will do anything for you
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@mlnilegend
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2 years
@Peter_Bukowski How can a team like Philly or San Fran have 0 issues getting the ball to like the 5 stars they have but we have trouble getting the ball to the 2 we have
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2 months
@megsxzum Email is objectively hilarious to break up with someone
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7 months
@finalgrltragedy @oomfabelle You must be fun at party's
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4 years
@wydstepbrOoke The way he said alright I'm joking but then went right back on the same path is so inspirational to me
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8 months
@oomfabelle Cook them
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3 months
@bigdumb_baby What can't they come up with nowadays
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2 years
@quickstickblog Shouldve cut it before the gb tho
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6 years
@Weak3n Can you tell vetium to change his name back so I don't have to hope you get sixth
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1 year
@BruceIronsNFL Bro you can't call any of those holds. They'd literally throw a flag every play of the game especially in the first pic there's absolutely 0 hold there. The second one the guy on the bottom is just a well timed screenshot to make it look like a hold you can't be serious with this
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5 years
@SamGorman7 @itskaiito Hello I am also girl and would like to be shown boobies as I am a girl and this is what girls do :)
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4 years
@chhlss Dark web sites should start using teslas as their currency instead of bitcoin is all im seeing here
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3 years
Found a picture that I feel like perfectly describes @skg_18
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7 months
@mrsballs69 I promise I'm not
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10 months
@awlivv Bestie warm your hands up you have frostbite
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27 days
@bongsandbuicks Absolutely the most disrespectful thing he could've replied 😭😭
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@mlnilegend
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4 years
@buggirl Yes. thats like 99% of the problem in today's society. Everybody attacks for political views rather than discussing and finding middle ground
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5 years
@itsrachryan Pros: money, confidence boost, money, getting to buy new clothes to wear for onlyfans, money, really easy and money Cons: strange men yanking it to pictures of you in a bikini
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25 days
@wobblymami You have a pretty smile wobblymami
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7 years
You're perfection
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4 years
@carlyincontro This level of petty is honestly all I wanna see come out of this election tbh No riots just reply lol to everyone who told you your candidate wouldn't win
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7 years
@ryanthemaker @JadeMartiaa_ you realize this is doxing and its illegal right? You could face charges for it if her family found out
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4 years
@OGShayan @lexistentiaI @Nadeshot We don't know that was another life form. By definition its just an object we've never seen before, could be literally anything. Could be Russian, korean, Chinese, from a covert division of our own military. Assuming its alien is slightly ignorant
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4 years
@Hamanx101 @awnuhaha @bugha If you do it by what he actually made which is around 1.2 million he made about half of what she made in an hour but yknow, math is hard when you dont have a brain. He's less special than her by your logic
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@DelilahMan @aquariusdays I've never seen someone cook as well as you just did. Gordon ramsay would be so proud
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7 years
Some real shit
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Diego Mendez🦁
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"anything for her"
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4 years
@OGShayan @lexistentiaI @Nadeshot Recorded is kinda the keyword there. If it was a covert drone let's say it'd be secret and therefore we wouldn't know what it was and it would therefore be classified as a ufo. Not alien but still a ufo. Ufo and alien aren't synonymous terms
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5 months
@notsolittyditty Is this indicating guys you've dated or guys that are in line for dating
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4 years
@AutumnRhodess @Valkyrae I now understand how short you are because rae is also very short
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3 years
@AcieTwitch Is that ave in the background drying her hands
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4 years
@awnuhaha 10 bucks says he doesn't know the first 6 words
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2 years
@bailsofhayyyyy For fucking real man he is so bad back there it's actually awful. He keeps saying all this bs and I'm sick of watching him stink it up every week. Put Jordan love in and run the ball 65% of the plays it's not hard to win with our backs
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1 year
@oomfabelle LMFAO bro is saying shut the hell up in the nicest way possible every time
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9 months
@basicallytori Hi tori :)
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11 months
@ladyredsoxxx Honestly, she's miserable in life and only has anything good going for her online. I bet her relationship is abusive, her job sucks, she's probably unhappy with anything and everything going on in her life and comes online to harass other people who are doing better than her
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6 years
Leave it to @itsrachryan to quote fefe at dinner and say got that super soaker while holding up a box of water. What an inspiration to us all
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5 years
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Oh hey didnt see u there closes bathroom door behind me taking a fat mighty shit my queen? Smells delightful leans in close to the bowl & inhales deeply oh yes muahahaha. hints of cheesy tot and coffee puts my hand into bowl amd grabs ur fat wet shit
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@mlnilegend
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2 years
@AveryHam Man said "ban me idc" but proceeded to care. All men do is LIE
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1 year
@cowboybecsbop I'm sorry how does one even look at a vagina in the gym what does this mean LOL
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4 years
@AutumnRhodess I always wanna ask guys who send them unsolicited why they do it and what they think is gonna happen because I have NEVER been able to understand how they think the outcome could be positive
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4 years
@optiuh Yall just ignoring this lil imprint?
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7 months
@notsolittyditty Thats kinda funny
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11 months
@ladyredsoxxx This was your one lady red sox.
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10 months
@slutti_spagheti This is a HEATER lauren
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11 months
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