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the kid

@basicallytori

3 years

microdosing death by going to work every day

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2 months

accidentally fucked around and became important at work and im so tired

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3 months

i’m just tryna show someone’s son my tan lines

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8 months

another 27 club member

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8 months

End of an era. Before we get upset with the Phillies, maybe they’re gearing up for dollar beer night 🍻

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7 months

me and my (now ex) bf are going on a break up bar crawl today this should be fun

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1 month

i have nfl redzone who want me

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7 months

any guy with a 4 letter name

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7 years

Five things that should NEVER go near your vagina

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8 months

having to do a self eval for my review at work is crazy like all i have to say about myself is that im funny and i have a fat ass??? neither technically correlate to my job

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9 months

1 like = 1 drink in epcot

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6 months

i would marry him on the spot

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6 months

absolutely insane way of flirting

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10 months

whoever invented the everything bagel deserves their **** to be ******

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9 months

in other news, i’d be a cute cowgirl

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3 years

just in case anyone forgot i’m hot

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3 years

1 like and i’ll black out and ruin dinner

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2 years

a dude just snapchatted me a pic of a brand new rolex and that he was “feeling spontaneous today” … when im feeling spontaneous i go get a diet coke from my local wawa

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3 years

my boss is going to chicago so as a joke i told him to flick the bean and now i have a meeting with HR

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3 years

wore my hair up to work yesterday.. got a text from a male coworker this morning “you should wear your hair up more often” so i will simply never be wearing my hair up to work again

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2 years

one like = one drink at the airport bar at 4:30 in the morning

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8 years

its been "one of those days" for like 3 years now

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2 years

brb taking a long walk off a short pier

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3 years

draft him

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2 years

mutal monday: like this tweet and i’ll pet my doggo for you

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3 years

someone call the police

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28 days

me n who

i hate u

@ihateufella

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me and who

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2 years

last night took years off my life

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1 year

this is an absolutely absurd question for the dermatology office check in

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2 years

i looked hot on saturday so naturally i need to post it on all social media to let everyone know

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3 years

correct me if i’m wrong but if we keep pushing off student loans… isn’t that…. just… proving.. they.. can.. be.. cancelled…????

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3 years

my boss called me out for staring out the window and i accidentally told him i was just looking for my will to live…. HR meeting at 2pm

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2 years

a woman of my word

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2 years

posting ass at 3k

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7 months

(we broke up this morning)

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2 years

yeah im poly…… poly gonna get stupid drunk at the local bars tn and cause a scene

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2 years

i am a woman of my word (no free feet pics) ((also my hair was wet & not brushed dont come for me))

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2 years

posting ass at 2k gn

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10 months

im afraid this happens to me a little too often

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7 years

date someone that can party with your parents

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date someone that can party with your friends and have lunch with your parents

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3 years

get a boyfriend??? in this economy?????

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1 year

like this and i’ll have a drink for you at the airport bar

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10 months

im drinking straight liquor tn

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1 year

1 like = 1 airport beer

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1 year

idk who needs to hear this but eating healthy does not matter if you’re still doing drugs every weekend

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10 months

if you’re up say hiiiii

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9 months

can’t believe last night i had to explain to a 35yr old male that telling ppl he “dated a 21yr old tiktok star” is not the flex he thinks it is

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2 years

posting ass at 2k gn

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9 months

a 9:01am good morning teams message on a monday should be illegal

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2 years

absolutely zero correlation here

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2 years

1 like = 1 irish car bomb i’ll take at the bar rn

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3 years

YA GIRL GOT A BONUS AND A RAISE !!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 years

yeah i know.. and???

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1 year

i have nfl redzone who want me

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9 years

girl scout cookie season: infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier

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1 year

i love those digital traffic signs that say “if you’re texting, then who’s driving?” like still me and im also tweeting this too

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9 months

called a guy out for hitting on me and my friend at the bar bc he had a ring on his finger…….. turns out it was tattooed and he’s divorced 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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2 years

i’m here to break my silence… oatmeal raisin cookies are GOOD !!

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2 years

if you had a chance to make me c*m and you didn’t, don’t expect me to acknowledge you at the bar

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10 months

double or nothing - 2 likes and we’ll blackout and ruin christmas

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1 like and me and tori will black out and ruin christmas eve

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11 months

last night i came home from the bar and played mario kart on the game cube w/ my friends and it was the best night i’ve had in a long time

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1 year

my brother in law is in a cornhole league and his team name is “cornhub” you cannot make this shit up

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3 years

tonight’s vibe

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1 year

the rumors are true…. i WILL be continuing my weekend bender tn for mnf thank you and go birds

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3 years

just a lil reminder that im your worst nightmare

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2 years

“if i knew that i’d live this long i would’ve killed myself years ago” -my 80yr old grandfather on our way to dinner tonight

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1 year

rip to one of my best friends 💔🕊️ (she’s not dead she just signed up for a turkey trot and has officially become one of those ppl)

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2 years

abolish alcohol and the male species !

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8 months

talking to yourself in my dm requests and then blocking me for not answering is crazyyyy but objectively hilarious

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2 years

good morning texts🥰✨

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2 years

drunk and responding to every man’s story of him and his gf saying they look alike

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2 years

coming to terms with the fact that i will most likely be single forever

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3 years

so you’re telling me i look like this and he’s still not gonna text me?????

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2 years

we got ourselves a funny guy here huh quinn

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2 years

“2 chainz but i got me a few on” -proverbs 4:20

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3 years

last night i bought $60 worth of tequila shots for a guy and his friends bc i thought he was hot…. i literally hate being horny

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10 months

my dms are flooded with guys saying they invented the everything bagel i can’t stop laughing yall are down sooo bad 😭😭😭😭😭

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13 days

age old question

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6 years

a girl i graduated high school with just carded me at the liquor store... were literally the same age sis

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2 years

serving suburban cunt on my hgw today

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2 years

“i totally would’ve gone pro if i didn’t sprain my ankle in my senior lax game it was really tragic honestly career ending injury”

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9 months

the rumors are true, i made it

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2 years

wait you guys are going on dates???

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2 years

*taking a gummy for the flight* me: “so is this gonna put me to sleep or what” cousin: “no its sativa so its more like yayyy we’re awake !!” absolutely losing it rn

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4 years

yesterday i accepted my first full-time position using my degree.... i cant wait for corporate america to absolutely fuck me

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11 months

it should be illegal how many times i disassociate between sets at the gym

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2 years

one of my ex mans got engaged and its just like extremely embarrassing at this point the depths he’ll go to get my attention like cmon grow up chris

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2 years

i am very much the reason why i can’t have nice things (me in paris circa 2019)

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2 years

who supports me getting absolutely loaded at the bar before my red eye flight tn be honest

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2 years

letting high school teens come to the gym for free all summer is the worst idea planet fitness has ever had

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2 years

no nut november has been postponed due to all philly sports teams currently doing well

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2 years

immediate jail time

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1 year

ok but srsly me n who

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could be us

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11 months

you’re telling me this isn’t robbie from new girl???????????

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George Santos has officially been expelled from Congress.

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1 year

dude i matched with on tinder 6+yrs ago that i haven’t spoken to since just requested a referral from me for raya lmao yeah im doing good dude thanks for asking

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6 days

i need a wedding date in nov does anyone wanna confess their love to me or what

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3 years

about to “army or navy” my way into some d*ck

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2 years

one of my friends may or may not have (she did) freaked it with a guy born in 2000 last night talk about scary hours

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1 year

every so often i look at the silly little housing market and have a silly little mental breakdown about how my silly little salary will never be enough for me to afford to live in this silly little economy

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he told me i look like i have touch tunes moneyyy

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