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Joined January 2009
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
6 months
Coretta Scott King in Heaven:
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
6 months
Jonathan Majors on Meagan Good: "She's an angel. She's held me down like a Coretta [Scott King]. I'm so blessed to have her."
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
3 years
You know Beyoncé’s return is right around the corner because her detractors are working overtime.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
7 months
I saw RIP Don trending and was disappointed
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
2 years
Me:
@EatDrinkDoWear
barefoot finessa
2 years
When he think that 3rd cocktail finna make you freaky but ACTUALLY I’m bout to start reciting Jay-Z lyrics
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
7 years
When Blue Ivy go back to school in the Fall
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
1 year
@HelloKennedi Yeah that was an automatic no in my family, nobody was foolish or brave enough to ask lol.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
3 years
Not Nicky getting a sista! Okay now! #ThisIsUs
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
1 month
The fact that people think Bun B owes loyalty to someone who broke into home and disrupted his family’s peace and safety is wild.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
6 years
This Thanksgiving potluck at work looks exactly what I expected it to be.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
4 years
@HelloKennedi 😭😭😭😭 I need to know the outcome of that meeting.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
4 years
OH GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! #HTGAWM
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
5 years
Beyoncé left her house three times this week. Look at the Lord’s work.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
3 years
Deja…I hope you’re on birth control girl. #ThisIsUs
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
1 year
This man has “Doc 4 da Streetz - The Fibroid Slayer” in his bio and is asking why women prefer to have a gynecologist of the same gender.
@pandasugarbutt
the plug.
1 year
A male gynecologist not understanding why a woman wouldn’t want a male gynecologist…..
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Hazel
5 years
Annalise ain’t in that casket. Y’all ain’t fooling me #HTGAWM writers.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
2 years
My TL right now #BreakMySoul
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
6 years
We all knew this was going to backfire Uncle Daddy. #ClawsTNT
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
1 month
The TL right now;
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
4 months
Wanting to critique someone/something but scared of being critiqued yourself is hilarious.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
7 years
Yessss. Set the up the foster parents. #ClawsTNT
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
1 year
Beyoncé everytime she comes on stage with a new outfit:
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
1 month
Ya’ll were not paying hundreds of dollars for a concert to see backup dancers get some shine during a three hour show. Let’s be for real.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
4 years
Kate got a two daughters and a husband that’s not Toby?! #ThisIsUs
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
4 months
@HelloKennedi And they were all honored and excited to be on the album. Being fake mad on their behalf ain’t changing that.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
6 months
After 32 years. FINALLY. #DetroitLions
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
4 years
*Bia Bia comes on* Me: #verzuz
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
7 years
What is Mary Jane's mama doing? #BeingMaryJane
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
10 months
Y’all been arguing about Destiny’s Child for 40 days & 40 nights. Is it 1999?
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
7 years
So it's a chance Huck might be alive. #SCANDAL
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
4 months
Nothing else is working so now the argument is the ad being on a museum building is inappropriate.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
2 years
Mandy Moore deserves all the awards. Every single one. #ThisIsUs
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
2 years
Y’all be on here trying to discredit Jay’s influence and act like he’s irrelevant all the time but all of a sudden the has the power to manipulate the courts like he’s some type of mob boss.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
3 years
They really be bolting up my stairs. 😂
@MatthewACherry
Matthew A. Cherry
3 years
UPS and Amazon drivers after they ring your doorbell
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
6 years
Charley: Micah, let’s go! Micah: #QueenSugar
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
3 years
Aunt Vi when Darlene started talking about Blue going to school in DC. #queensugar
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
7 months
They can’t give the cousin her own “wedding” ceremony? I’m confused why they need to use someone else’s wedding day to do that.
@mylovedes2
mrs. glock
7 months
it’s a lady on reddit who’s getting married, her cousin has cancer and her family trying to pressure her into letting her cousin walk down the aisle at HER wedding… the Lord know not to send me people like this.
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Hazel
8 months
Today is the day! #RENAISSANCEFilm
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
4 years
I’m so used to Beyoncé’s version of Holy Grail that that sounds odd now lol
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
4 years
Connor wants a divorce. #HTGAWMFinale
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
3 years
House Party 3: “Oohhhh! My mama dead, now I got to cut ya, that’s the rule!”
@strongblacklead
Strong Black Lead
3 years
What’s your favorite family dinner scene?
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3 years
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Hazel
3 years
The Lox tonight #Verzuz
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
4 years
Smokey Robinson is 80 years old, still out here performing and not missing a beat. #SoulTrainAwards
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
5 years
Beyoncé pulling out the printed screenshots when those same dancers try to audition for the next tour.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
2 months
I love when their shady tweets backfire and they delete it. Screenshots are forever.
@ourhermitage
I Choose Violence
2 months
You see what they say when you do clownery? It’s the fact that it’s not even the BeyHive that started providing receipts of how good CÉCRED is😂😂. That’s how you know it’s worth the hype. Shop the collection now
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
4 months
People working overtime to make something stick before the 29th.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
3 years
Looks like both Charley and Micah creeping around. #QUEENSUGAR
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
5 months
The way that particular segment of Black Twitter are scrambling to critique a product that hasn’t fully launched yet. Cécred is going to do extremely well…and they know it.
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Hazel
6 months
The Grammys YouTube channel uploaded Jay’s speech and it already had over a million views.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
5 years
I love that they have a black therapist. #queensugar
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
3 years
The music director this season #PoseFX
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
6 months
Harassed and doxxed all those people on her behalf, only for her to tell y’all to fall back, enjoy the album and stop asking about the tour.
@sapphire_rage
Sir P
6 months
That tour ain't happening 😅
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
5 years
At least when Jacob cheated he didn’t bring home an STD. #greenleaf
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
6 years
I liked how he switched facial expressions. He was committed. 😂
@marcus6096
Marcus Williams
6 years
my twin is the GOAT 😂😂he took both of our pics for Picture day back in HS when I was sick
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
2 years
Some of the hive was pandering during that time too. I won’t forget that.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
1 year
@LookAtDustin Wasn’t she trying to be a mortician at one point too? 😂
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
4 years
@imtoomuchnigga Depending on who it is I’ve just learned to enjoy other artists’ live performances without having high expectations lol. That’s sad to say but she has really spoiled us to the point where everyone looks mediocre even if they trying their best.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
7 years
All the Bordelon siblings are in love. #QueenSugar
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
4 years
Frank killed two of his unborn siblings. #HTGAWMFinale
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
2 years
I still can’t believe some y’all were listening to the clean version of Renaissance while everyone else was tweeting the explicit lyrics on the TL and y’all didn’t pick up on it. 😂
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
1 year
What happened to people being entitled to their opinions and respecting elders that came before them? What changed between now and last week?
@AkiresHenri
Akiresatmidnight The OG
1 year
Now the old bitches are haters when they come for people NOT Beyoncé
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
2 years
I don’t ever want to be so woke that can’t enjoy shit. What a miserable life to have.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
1 month
Jay and Alicia performing at the Tony Awards for her Broadway show makes the visceral reactions to that video yesterday even more unhinged. Ya’ll did all of that for what?
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
9 months
If ya’ll weren’t so obsessed with other fan bases and arguing about numbers/stats all the time you wouldn’t be stressing about marketing tactics.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
2 months
Not some people realizing that some of these “activists” anti-black and racist as hell.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
4 months
@AkiresHenri As soon as I saw the Brazil flag, it was a wrap. Everybody is ready lol
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
6 months
They were on here calling TCP a “slave movie” and it had nothing to do with slavery. 🥴
@writtenflair
written♡flair
6 months
If someone Black made a film like Oppenheimer y’all would immediately call it a slave movie and announce you have no plans to watch it. Let’s be real. Any Black movie that looks like it might have an ounce of a prestige feel, here y’all go yelling “TRAUMA!” like the town crier.
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4 months
@AkiresHenri “Nobody is above critique” Okay so why are you a little afraid of pushback on your argument then?
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
5 years
@AkiresHenri Especially if you were around when it was popular to dislike and make fun of her. A lot of them did that then rebranded themselves as stans.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
6 days
Not those lips…
@ourhermitage
I Choose Violence
6 days
Soft kisses on some fat lips
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
6 years
OH SHIT!!! DEAN!!! #ClawsTNT
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
3 months
@tiffany_lolo1 I know they’re not—
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
6 years
I like that they’re shaking it up a bit.
@shadowandact
Shadow and Act
6 years
#AmirahVann promoted to series regular for #HowToGetAwayWithMurder season 5
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Hazel
1 year
@AkiresHenri They really can’t cope with that kind of excellence. But that’s a personal problem, not hers.
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Hazel
4 months
This is why the whole relatability discourse is silly because a lot of those same people aren’t even buying a ticket to see their faves. 😂
@lotta_azzz
Kagome
4 months
Touring is the one thing you can’t fake the funk with. You can pay for bots to stream your music, pay the radios to keep your songs in rotation & even have your fans mass buy shitty music. But when it comes to selling seats, there is a demand or isn’t
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4 months
@Lolo24064247 I’ve been on here a long time and have yet to see any of those accounts be shady towards her.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
6 years
@Myrtle_Urkel She’s always on time.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
3 years
They setting this up for a Kevin and Sophie reunion, aren’t they? #thisisus
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Hazel
1 year
GOT MY TICKET!
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
6 months
Especially if their last name is (Knowles), Carter or Winfrey…
@CancerGroovey
That’sSoDiamanté
6 months
I thought y’all hated rich people? Or is it only rich Black people?
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Hazel
6 years
Someone is definitely naming their daughter Dora Milaje this year lol.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
3 years
Not the farm being a potential graveyard #QueenSugar
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
8 years
😭😭😭😭 RT @BadGalGavri : But...why does my professor look like @tharealversace
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
6 months
That lanky nerd was about to send him to a deluxe apartment in the sky. 🤭
@SixBrownChicks
SixBrownChicks
6 months
Q1. My ex (aka my babymomma) has the audacity to try and level up with my son—without me. I met her in the projects and that’s where she belongs. She’s changing her routine, taking night classes and she met a lanky nerdy dude that’s helping my son with homework. He took them
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Hazel
1 year
Only for women they like. 🙃
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
4 months
The funny part about this current Bey discourse is people let their blind hatred take over and ended up offending their Twitter faves and mutuals in the process and now they can’t backtrack.
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Hazel
5 years
I’m happy to see Ralph taking the therapist’s advice. #QueenSugar
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Hazel
7 years
Every time Ralph Angel comes in the screen. #QueenSugar
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
5 years
This is the second black woman that got killed this season, what’s going on? #ClawsTNT
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
6 months
When Jay said Bey was smiling out of her face in the Renaissance film, this is what he was talking about. 😂❤️
@beyoncesbride
beyoncé hourly 𐚁ིྀ
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
2 years
El Debarge been through a lot of hardships, I’m glad he’s still out here thriving. #ESSENCEFest
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
4 months
I need to catch up because why Glo and JT beefing?
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Hazel
5 months
Me seeing Beyoncé in Target:
@BeyLegion
BEYONCÉ LEGION 𐚁
5 months
Beyoncé tells @CRFASHIONBOOK she sneaks into Target unnoticed in her signature black hoodie. “When I’m not dressed for an appearance and I’m training or hustling, my go-to outfit is a black hoodie and black sweatpants."
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
5 years
Did Nova include the part about her sleeping with a white married cop too? #QueenSugar
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
8 months
Lmao @ anyone thinking Trump was going to give black people billons of dollars when his core base are a bunch of racist bigots.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
2 years
💯 He had Twitter in shambles when he said this. 😂
@ShawnCarterShow
𝑺-𝒊𝒛𝒛𝑯, 𝑶-𝒊𝒛𝒛𝑾
2 years
“Nobody can stand on that stage with me.” Truer words have never been spoken. 🐐
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
3 months
After yesterday’s shenanigans, I don’t want to hear people complain about stans having parasocial relationships with celebs when those same folks were triggered by a wash day video.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
1 month
@TheRocSupremacy Just so they can complain how he shouldn’t be there and someone else should have been in his place.
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@mizzhaze
Hazel
3 years
I can’t believe people still fall for stuff like this.
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
3 years
Popular Dallas DJ ASAP & his wife allegedly scammed over 8 thousand people. They promised people that if you invested $1,425.00, you would get a return of $11,400.00 within a matter of weeks. Some invested up to $60K
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