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6 years

32 years on Earth and I never met a woman named Jolene. Dolly told the world what Jolene was doing and we havent heard from her since.

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@Myrtle_Urkel

6 years

Is it a biopic?

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@Variety

6 years

. @NICKIMINAJ joins the "Angry Birds Movie 2" voice cast (EXCLUSIVE)

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5 years

If I’m murdered by the police: 1. Don’t hug my murderer 2. Whoop Shaun King’s ass if he starts a GoFundMe in my name 3. No angel wings on my obituary

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6 years

Girl, Bye. It’s called Donda House. Yall should’ve been ran it. Donda wasn’t Rhymefest’s mother. She was your fat ass husband’s mother.

Kim Kardashian

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You better believe I will make it my mission to take Donda’s House from you and let my children run it the way it should be run! @RHYMEFEST

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3 years

Anna Mae really isn’t setting not one toe on American soil 🤣🤣 I love her.

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4 years

Bill Cosby donated to Spelman College. See how that doesn’t matter.

brian b.dot™️ miller

@bdotTM

4 years

misogynist?

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4 years

He’s been doing that his whole career and he’s losing.

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4 years

Chris Brown says he wants to battle himself on #VERZUZ

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6 years

Not in front of the upper echelon 😱😱

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@THR

6 years

Tom Arnold and 'The Apprentice' producer Mark Burnett apparently scuffled at a pre-Emmys party

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8 years

Y'all told Hillary Clinton her services weren't needed, so stop asking why she aint in the trenches. She at home where yall told her to go.

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6 years

Erykah Badu really don’t like black women as she pretends she does.

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@Myrtle_Urkel

8 years

Can Black People sue America for back pay for slavery?

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@IndyUSA

8 years

Congress passes bill allowing 9/11 victims’ families to sue Saudi Arabia

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@Myrtle_Urkel

6 years

Every tax season, here comes Beyoncé with her hand out.

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6 years

White Woman

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6 years

And you wonder why Beyoncé wants total control of her image

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@PopCrave

6 years

Jennifer Lopez is the latest celeb to be sued for posting a photo of herself.

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5 years

Things she imagine.

J*jo S*wa is 40 years old 💇🏼‍♀️👱🏻

@arieella_

5 years

BITCH WHAT DID SHE EAT??????

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5 years

I stole their car and the neighborhood bully stole it from me at the gas station and crashed it. The car caught on fire. My dad stayed over my aunt house, to refrain from killing me.

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@AngryManTV

5 years

As a kid, what was your "My parents are gonna kill me" moment?

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7 years

One who didn't race with china just to race with china with the wrath of china just to be in china

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11 months

Taylor Swift last boyfriend was a full blown racist. So her team is working extra hard to scrub that image. In walks a NFL player who dated Black Women.

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11 months

alright the taylor swift nfl coverage is becoming too much. there’s literally a whole commercial before today’s game. this has to be some kind of pr stunt.

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6 years

Ma, you give a TED talk after every song. We get it.

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@ellamai

6 years

r&b was never dead. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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5 years

Ever since Janelle Monae stopped dressing like the WB Frog, shes been on one.

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7 years

On this day, while my cousin was cutting the cake at her wedding, I was in the bathroom watching #Lemonade

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5 years

Future just realize he’s over 35 and his hangovers last up to 7-10 business days

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3 years

Nah Lori Mo. Thats not how you set it up. If my cousin got to still teach in person, then you got to put on your Zoot suit and go outside.

Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot

@mayorlightfoot

3 years

Earlier today, I tested positive for COVID-19. I am experiencing cold-like symptoms but otherwise feel fine which I credit to being vaccinated and boosted. I will continue to work from home while following the CDC guidelines for isolation.

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2 years

Ivy Park is Adidas. I’m not boycotting Beyoncé for a nigga that remembers he Black when white folks, white folks.

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@Diddy

2 years

Since the era of Run-DMC, @Adidas has always used Hip Hop to build its brand and make billions off of our culture. BUT WE ARE MORE THAN JUST CONSUMERS NOW, WE’RE THE OWNERS. @KanyeWest and YEEZY are the reason Adidas is relevant to culture.

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@Myrtle_Urkel

6 years

Buy their concert tickets and albums

👑 Suki-Hyundai 🦄🐱👅

@MyNameIsDari

6 years

People that don’t like Nicki spend the absolute most time talking about her. And just makes me wonder, what do y’all do for the people that y’all actually do like?

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5 years

Damn you right...what ever happen to that Rihanna chick? Or that J Cole guy? Wale? Big Sean?

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@MissAfroMinga

5 years

Roc Nation really is this generations Bad Boy Rec. Once you sign with them, your career is done.

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7 years

Cancelled due to men.

Onclusive Forward Planner

@OnclusivePlan

7 years

Sunday: International Men's Day (19 Nov)

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7 years

1. I Ain't Ya Lil Friends 2. Don't Want It. Then Don't Eat. Starve. 3. Look at What You Did to My Stomach.

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7 years

Oh you love your mom? Name three of her albums

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5 years

When Trina said “I’ll probably fuck ya daddy if your mammy wasn’t playa hating”, Lori Harvey felt that shit.

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9 years

Buying Beyoncé tickets is like trying to defrost some chicken with a blow dryer five minutes before your mom comes home.

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4 years

The only time Jess Hilarious was funny was when she was taking care of that married man’s nine children.

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6 years

@i__heart___u

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4 years

That restaurant wanted that Trap Bunch money without being a trap bunch, and it shows.

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5 years

@BtSquared2 He better trade that iphone in for some Ramen.

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@Myrtle_Urkel

8 years

Went to Red Lobster, ate the biscuits and left before she could take my order.

Reyda 🦖

@MsReyda

8 years

What's the most broke shit you have ever done?

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7 years

The Olsen Twins used to babysit Morgan Freeman.

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6 years

Nicki Minaj and Future Presents....On The Lean II

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6 years

*looks up recipe on pinterest* Here’s how you make stuffed Clams. My husband loves it. 20 years ago he asked me out on a date and... Me:

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5 years

“OMG Beyoncé is a Capitalist. Where’s the pitchforks.” TWEET SENT FROM IPHONE

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8 years

Free Range chicken is expensive, just give me some chicken that never made it out the hood due to institutionalize racism.

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6 years

These men who think Terry Crews should have fought dude that touched him, are latchkey kids with felonies. You really think a big black dude knocking out a white man in a white setting was going to have things work out in his favor?

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5 years

The Gluten-free Blacks want the rest of us to forgive Donda West’s son because he praise dancing in the desert.

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6 years

@i__heart___u 😍 Hi Jolene

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4 years

Was Scarlett Johansson busy?

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7 years

She choreographed Beyonce's Ring the Alarm at age 16... so yes.

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7 years

So teyana a dancer now??

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5 years

Not as sneaky as Slick Dick Willy who is giving his wife’s friends samples of his peen as if he works at Costco.

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5 years

The sneaky ways Meghan Markle is fixing her tarnished image

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8 years

Lauryn Hill has a show here tonight at 8pm. She'll hit the stage at 9am on Monday.

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4 years

The other way around

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4 years

Beyonce owe them both a thank you card.

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9 years

The more you deny your blackness and shame your people, the more you will continue to morph into a mayonnaise sandwich. @ravensymone

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4 years

This ‘I love Black Women’ trope reminds me of when men were GirlDads for a whole week after Kobe passed.

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3 years

@crissles Someone guilty conscience was the Omarion challenge when you said that 🤣🤣

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8 years

That's because he hasn't been on her data plan since 2010.

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4 years

Reading about ‘street code’ from niggaz who are afraid to use their PTO for their dental appointment.

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7 years

Every thing on that plate drier than Ellen Degeneres at Chippendales

NoWindowShopping

@MrBrianProctor

7 years

Steak and Potatoes on a Tuesday and y'all can't get a text back 🤷🏾‍♂️Have fun with your iPhone tho ☺️

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@Myrtle_Urkel

4 years

Y’all had every excuse on why you didn’t fuck with Tidal...Now its sold and its ‘I thought it was blacked owned’ 🤣🤣 Yall so fake Thats why I laugh when yall go on yall ‘Im Black Blickity Black’ tirades

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4 years

Now we gotta wait until Reginae put Lucci’s kids to bed before she hop in the Shaderoom to defend her waterbug of a father.

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2 years

The children of these pro-black and real hebrews, never look…nevermind

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2 years

Special guests at @KyrieIrving 's presser

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3 years

Folks been passing their fanfic opinions about Beyoncé as facts and she tells them they not as bright as they claim they are 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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8 years

I love my cousin and congrats on the wedding but...Beyoncé comes on in a hour and 15 minutes. She better cut that cake.

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6 years

@TiqoorNigist She said girls should dress appropriately, so they wont distract the male students and teachers. She will always defend R. Kelly cuz thats her brother.

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5 years

If the elders did EVERYTHING Beyoncé did, she wouldn’t be the ‘first woman to...’ or ‘first black woman to...’ in 2019.

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7 years

If I text you at 930pm asking for the address, and you respond at 12:00am. Just know Im on season 2 episode 6 of Sabrina and wont be leaving

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5 years

She told you she was being sexually harassed. You ignored her. Thats the tweet.

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2 years

If the AOTY went to an album that stood out, then ok. There was nothing special about Harry’s album. White girls just liked it more.

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4 years

You wanna know why Beyoncé is one of the GOATs? Because while shes at home taking care of her children, minding her business. Shes been a topic of conversation on Twitter since the quarantine started.

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6 years

Too bad he don't like dark skin girls. Especially ones that wear red lipstick.

Complex

@Complex

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😍 @asvpxrocky is crushing on @JanelleMonae 😍 "Hopefully, man one day I'll be ready for a lady like her."

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7 years

How you offbeat in a picture?

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9 years

Shaun King would've gotten away with those tweets if it wasnt for you meddling kids and a method called Screenshottttttt

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8 years

'Hillary wasn't at the women's march' You damn right. Cuz out of every 100 white women, 60 of them gave Hillary the finger.

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6 years

@pinkrocktopus Your baby is adorable. But Im starting to realize I have to travel to the country country to find Jolene.

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5 years

You know what these ‘Your B at 37’ showed me...Beyoncé be dressed to the nines while her husband just throws on a track suit and a hat. Old niggas.

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5 years

I got the bike, Holiday.

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5 years

holy fuck

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8 years

The start of every Tax season begins with Beyoncé asking for her cut. 😒

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8 years

BlacChyna and Rob told us they was pregnant and all of sudden, Saint West is all over my TL. I see you Kimberly.

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4 years

@crissles I know it hurt. But once the semester is over send him a letter about how you feel.

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Growing up I was on Martin’s side. Now...I understand her dilemma

#JusticeForMichaelThomas

@MyMylovelee

4 years

Who remembers this?

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@Myrtle_Urkel

6 years

Y’all might be ‘tired’ of Beyoncé and her surprise releases. But at least the Beyhive don’t be up early on a Friday looking for an album that was promise that it was gonna be released that day.

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4 years

Ohhhhh...you a bitch bitch. Got it.

August Alsina

@AugustAlsina

4 years

U absolutely right.I was NEVER ur man. 🤨You could possibly never shortie. It seems u mad u got curved, but ur “friends” r the reason 4 that.Dey showed me an endless thread of txt/pics of me dat u sent, wrry’d abt who i date &BEGGED me 2 not further disturb ur mental instability.

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1 year

The store didn’t have my baby’s size in Pull Ups…so he brought me some Mike and Ikes 😒

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Male Instacart shopper discourse is popular because it’s the only socially acceptable way for the bourgeoisie to shit on low-paid service workers

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6 years

They did. It’s nominated for two Grammys.

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6 years

Is Beyonce ever gonna let these girls release an album?

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9 years

When you divorce your wife to be with your sidechick but your sidechick is happy w/ her position and dont want to apply for upper management

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4 years

@BrandyLegion Her daddy can’t deny her if he wanted to.

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5 years

So lets get this straight for Brunch Boot Twitter: 1.) Jay did talk to Kaep after the deal according to Kaep’s lawyer 2.) Jay never told JD to not take the deal according to JD 3.) Jay isn’t buying into a NFL team

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3 years

…to go to Target to pick up some diapers and a new baby crib, yes.

gloomy midweek gal

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Y’all think Khloe leaving?

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6 years

@XavierDLeau If my money ain’t right, I’m going as Kerry Washington’s kids.

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6 years

‘I tell my mom, I’ll never be like those negros.’

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Frank Ocean: "I wish my vice was VH1 reality-TV shows, but it's not—it's MSNBC. MSNBC is 'Love & Hip Hop' with better vocabulary and more range."

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6 years

@Nettaaaaaaaa My mama got a headache. So we gotta wait until the Advil kicks in.

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4 years

T.I. was loud and wrong and in everybody else business. Now his closet door is ajar, and them skeletons are shoulder leaning out that mf.

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5 years

Travis Scott is officially a Kardashian. I wonder when his new hips come in.

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7 months

Yall made fun of her baby hair. Yall make fun of her husband hair. Yall said shes only Black when needed. So what makes you think shes catering to you?

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@CrazyLexxiCool

7 months

Her imagery especially since Lemonade has been very centering of her blackness quite explicitly I mean she just made an afro beats album not too long ago. My point is folks were not pulling the assumption her haircare line might be black centered out of nowhere.

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6 years

@LeThaLHerbalist Cuz it probably is

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5 years

The Kanye we see today has always been there, it was just he was too poor to be his true self.

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7 years

Obama. He dressing less and going out more and I'm upset.

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Y'all ever miss someone you never met?

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9 years

When you give your Uncle $20 to go to the liquor store and he don't come back. #thanksgivingwithblackfamilies

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Aww yass...The War Of 2011. We were told that she shouldn't have fired her dad and shes not smart enough to manage herself. Then she went on tour with no album. These girls thought they had us. One of the last great battles of Stan Twitter.