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@TheJobfather__ always feel a need to mention colour in everything
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@DeeLaSheeArt Nobody is going to say it Sydney sweeney is played by Billie Eilish Billie Eilish is played by Cillian Murphy
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@PluginHyBrad It is to stupid people Which is the target demographic
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@BoxingKingdom14 It’s easy Stop charging stupid money
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@ChelseaFCW Women’s football exists only for the purposes of match fixing
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@MikeyCycling Whatever scarred you in life, address it and heal from it
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@jamesjonesesq @theereal_one Tigers live in the jungle mate Lions don’t
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@SARG81NT She wanted to feature on social media
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@Sapal365 You really think Yuki needs the extra leg room? Economy is a bed for him
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@Aldas001 You get a much clearer sense of how banked it is
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@Home_of_Fight There’s a reason canelo is looking at him like he’s an idiot
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@RealCandaceO Nobody made him do it. He chose to do it. So that he could earn millions. And be mega famous. He could’ve not done it and not taken the millions and the fame. But he wanted the millions and the fame: so he wore the dress. The only thing that embarrassed him was his greed
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@RBR_Daily He was never gonna pick Lewis was he the little pickle
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@amxthfc What the fuck possessed your brain at the point of pushing post on this?
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@BBCSport @T_Deeney You’ve picked the only person in football that could make people yearn for Garth Crooks
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@borgixprxdeli Wound up with turkey teeth and NB tracksuits
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@notamandareally 70m in the bank and enough status to do anything you choose usually helps
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@mollyamason I’ve never heard it sing
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@Raheem7ii Imagine falling asleep and waking up still there Like you’d be praying when you fell asleep that was the last you’d see of this realm and then…., BOOM WAKEYS
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@MikeyCycling Brother I’m not crying But I also don’t have a superhero complex I’m not even taking the piss. You need help.
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@ESPNF1 Championship what now?
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@WillGibb15 Which 8 year old ? The Nike one or the dhgate one?
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@Wombletom I’m gonna throw a dart in the dark and suggest you didn’t have a great time at school brother
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@shirlpuzz I remember this being lauded at the time as the birth of a new superstar
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@jtwHCAFC I strongly dislike him Always have Never been at the level he perceives himself to be at
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@DicedTime @TheJobfather__ I’m not crying pal You are The point is wank irrelevant All your basically saying is blah blah blah and white man It’s a mentality you can’t shake It holds you back
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@DilTee_ There’s no way in this world that’s not match fixing from walker
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@Alphafox78 The child
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@_superblack You’re insinuating racism is one way traffic mate It’s not
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@QuisqueyanoMMA @Draven1sm We are all on the spectrum in our own ways brother
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@PotnoodIefringe Hard drive check
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@Vick_8122 If you can’t see Batista the actor is played by Jeff Goldblum you are blind pal
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@BBCSport What a prick
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@BGatesIsaPyscho Cheek of it to call something else distasteful full hahahahaha
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@TheLampardView No lies were told
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@OconEsteban Your ma is an absolute rocket pal 🚀
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@RBR_Daily He’s had 4 good performances in 4 seasons lol
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@g4llad Room temp is the only temp
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@ChrisWheatley Bergkamp had one of the worst hairlines in PL history yet still had better hair than palmer
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@CF_Compss Terrible goalkeeping if we’re being honest
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@mouschii @Kayqenn @nikicaga @alex_yarkosky Ahhh man I was hoping we could be friends ‘I luv my gf’ Definitely not something somebody without a gf and watches boat loads of gay porn would say brother Respect
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@tyreblankets If your strongest f1 opinion is to do with anything other than racing, you’re probably watching for the wrong reasons
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@daanish_0904 @M0DaPeng Tbh I don’t think you thought of those You just listed some Liverpool players and anybody else that you like from fifa
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@scrapytweets Send that fucker to the front line imo
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@AdamLynch27 Your boys in Palestine aren’t getting on too well pal
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@abzMCFC___ They’ve reached the nadir in football regarding money and marketability Younger is all that’s left After that it’s recession
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@MoeSquare It’s been happening forever See arsenal 06-15
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@Barney_City @DanielB699 he’s as retarded as he looks
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@TheRockRevival_ Blossoms Cast Kasabian
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@MSportQuotes Yh that’s not silencing anybody
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@Trujista It’s Ross and Rachel but football
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@copsehamilton He’s loud for someone that’s won 12 constructors titles? Do you have a brain that you can use?
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@ShogunDoBronx Izzy unfortunately set this as the probable outcome should he lose by bringing race into it
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@michaelmphysics @B4TTL3S Side note what is wrong with his face
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@90sWWE Undertaker It’s mad because he’s probably not in anybody’s top three But he’s in everybody’s top 5
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@JOGOBONlTO The Neviller is great at analysing and is by far and away the best pundit I’ve ever known in my life time. He’s clearly an accomplished businessman. His talents do stop somewhat short of motivational speaking, however
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@Beno_ldn His name is young spray I haven’t got a dog in this race, but let me tell you somebody going by the name of ‘young spray’ isn’t shutting anything down brother That’s a fucking nonse name
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@Chinnwee They also just got wheelie bins So swings and roundabouts
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@SkyNews Not sure what he’s done but I think I speak for everybody when I say it’s the right decision
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@SkySportsNews It’s Birmingham Wrexham pal
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@GRMDAILY Is that not one of the Island boys?
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@yandhiisntreal He real for that one frfr
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@ComplexSneakers I’m told teachers are underpaid
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@autosport He’s being hard on himself because he believes he’s better than he is If he accepted he wasn’t Lewis / max level he’d be able to relax a bit more and make less mistakes. He’s making mistakes because he’s in the wrong weight class
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@MauricioPanini Sebastian vettel I think
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@jamesenglish0 James, I really like your podcast. But ffs we need to get lie detectors on some of these fuckers
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@danieltiluk Hang about pal and he probably will
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@blondedmma Where is this struggle
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@433_marc He literally parked on Lewis’ head Nearly killed him at least 3 times that season had LH not backed out Verstappen is great but fuck me that’s a strange take
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@FastestPitStop It’s clear as day the truth about him isn’t what we are told
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@v33tappen Merc were never gonna let LH stand on a podium that said Ferrari
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@RealEmirHan Your winner
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@AbdiTV ‘I removed him from the train’ Course you did pal Cunt films the opening of a letter but won’t post that part The internet has created some hardcore fantasists
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@BradleyPhilpot They don’t. They just want full power
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@RBR_Daily ‘They don’t want an insufferable dwarf with borderline personality issues representing the main outfit’
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@Hutch_1313 No he did not
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@Realisiah1 For 200k pw he should be willing to get the clippers out and shave Ten Hags head every Monday and Friday
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@autosport I believe that the man behind the quotes is his fathers best friend
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@kirawontmiss He was only contesting a parking ticket Left with 25 to life
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@chels_spoonie People that have tastebuds more complex than those of a 5 year old
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@s1mon_gb It’s called match fixing brother
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@mercedarri Did need Andy cowell though
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@SkySportsNews It will remain unwatched
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@EVERYOOONNNEEEE @DicedTime @TheJobfather__ Being anything over than victims Obsessing over shit that happened hundreds of years ago and not letting go There’s never a better time in the history of the world to be black, yet here you are fucking moaning Whole world out there go get it. Stop looking backwards
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@Cian_McGivern Is it fuck It’s like choosing between your mum and your ratty crackhead cousin
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@Planet_F1 Ralf should stick to smoking the holy sausage
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@hundredmillie At least Hitler looked good in his
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@ValerieInsinna The female journalist that was stirring the pot to favour DR because he’s there godfather to her child by any chance?
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@OharaDavies No It was when he done his race dividing speech pal, instructing black people to only use black run business. This was during the height of the BLM bollocks. Fuck him
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@AfricanHub_ I don’t necessarily believe the context provided
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@Shtreetwear Not entirely sure that’s true pal
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@McLarensMood I’m gonna suggest the man in the second photo lost his rather than the other way round
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@formularacers_ @formu1a__uno They’re literally halfway through the season Mate
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@The_Forty_Four lol. It’s not though is it
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@jaacknffc What drugs are you on
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