"Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son" - a newspaper
Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that just repeats the first line
In the 00s, I was in the world's best and most forgotten indie punk band, We Are The Physics, and I've written a whole book about what it's like to be a massive international failure.
Unbelievably, it's being printed, and you can now pre-order it from
@LNFGlasgow
- link below.
My pal used to work in the media at political conferences and he'd linger creepily in the background of live interviews like a serial killer so we could try to spot him on the telly. We'd call it 'Myersing'.
Vice City was released 20 years ago in 2002 and set in 1986. That was 16 years before 2002.
If they made an equivalent today, it'd be set in 2006 and it'd have the kooks on the soundtrack. I am so close to the grave.
£150 for standing tickets to see slipknot in glasgow. A hundred. And fifty. Pounds. I live in the east end, I can see a manic guy hit a bin with a stick for free, there's no way I'm paying more than my council tax for it.
A normal UK address:
20 King's Road, Ipswich
The person who buys something from me on ebay:
Castledon Leaf, 25 The Loinghtrqhn, 3A, Top Left Trapplecon, Wintershellft, Shonkletly Pork County, Awooga
I've designed a t-shirt with a mouse pointer on it so that when you're on a zoom call people desperately scramble to move it but ha ha joke's on them, they are total idiots.
here you can actually buy it:
Got a tattoo of the windows mouse cursor so that I can sit like this on Teams calls in the hope that someone frantically tries to move it.
Excellent work from
@puntyhaha
I think this is meant to be a negative thing, but to me it's the classest thing oot. My heroes have always been celebratory in failure and I love that.
Keep thinking about a guy I was at school with in cumbernauld who, later, escaped from jail and there was a huge manhunt for him for a whole year until they found him. In cumbernauld. He never left. Even on the run he never left cumbernauld. You never leave cumbernauld.
@jw_karma
I appreciate your defence of this, but I think you might be misunderstanding what's being mocked here - the circumstances of the slow moving lift, not him. I'm not on board with people ripping into how he looks ✌️
If you've got opinions about how this fella looks, nice one, but I'm not responding to them. I'm not here to body shame anybody, I just want to enjoy how slowly he descends into hell.