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Michael M 👽

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"Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son" - a newspaper Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that just repeats the first line

Dennistoun, Glasgow

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Joined January 2009

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Michael M 👽

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8 months

In the 00s, I was in the world's best and most forgotten indie punk band, We Are The Physics, and I've written a whole book about what it's like to be a massive international failure. Unbelievably, it's being printed, and you can now pre-order it from @LNFGlasgow - link below.

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4 months

Me when I step in quicksand but I'm too embarrassed to ask for help

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No, come on, are we letting this happen again????

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3 years

Saw this balloon flying loose in the street with a sinister threat

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I find this very funny

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4 years

How long have we been in lockdown??

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6 years

Just watching a new Netflix series called 'A 2 Hour Idea Stretched to 10 Episodes'.

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5 months

It's the crisps for me

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5 months

This video is basically what it feels like being online these days.

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5 years

This seems to have disappeared from Twitter, so i'm reposting. for my money, the best moment of music television ever broadcast.

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7 years

My pal Craig has uncovered this mysterious and secret pentagram of greggs in Glasgow. Care to explain yourself @GreggsOfficial ?

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3 years

Can't stop laughing at the mouth robbie williams tribute acts use.

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4 years

Can't get over this Kiss tribute act called Piss

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1 year

It's all kicking off in the east end of glasgow

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5 years

Absolutely howlin at the theme music for the bold city blinds and shutters. what an anthem!

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4 years

My pal used to work in the media at political conferences and he'd linger creepily in the background of live interviews like a serial killer so we could try to spot him on the telly. We'd call it 'Myersing'.

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2 years

Landlords looking at this photo taken inside a cello and thinking how they can ask for £2500 pm not including bills

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6 years

Hold on what

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4 years

I wrote a quick song about the balloon guy and why everyone seems to hate him

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3 years

"You still playing in your wee band son, aye?"

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7 years

Good to finally find some old sci-fi books that can be judged by their covers

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'Fairytale of New York' but all the lyrics are 'it was christmas eve babe', feat. lily rae from @fightmilkband

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2 years

These AI images of Glasgow in 1985 are blowing my mind 👉

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2 years

Howling at this photo of an early incarnation of westlife that looks like a glesga young team photo posted on bebo

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2 years

Vice City was released 20 years ago in 2002 and set in 1986. That was 16 years before 2002. If they made an equivalent today, it'd be set in 2006 and it'd have the kooks on the soundtrack. I am so close to the grave.

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11 months

£150 for standing tickets to see slipknot in glasgow. A hundred. And fifty. Pounds. I live in the east end, I can see a manic guy hit a bin with a stick for free, there's no way I'm paying more than my council tax for it.

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4 years

I admire and despise this.

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6 years

Try my hot new game:: IS IT CUMBERNAULD or SARAJEVO IN THE 80s??

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4 years

I wrote a quick song about how the boy from The Sixth Sense was a child when I was a man, yet somehow he's now my dad

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6 years

My favourite bit about the Westlife extended universe is when McFadden winks in the Uptown Girl video but uses both eyes

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3 years

A normal UK address: 20 King's Road, Ipswich The person who buys something from me on ebay: Castledon Leaf, 25 The Loinghtrqhn, 3A, Top Left Trapplecon, Wintershellft, Shonkletly Pork County, Awooga

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4 years

Woah

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2 years

My new favourite show is Spooked Scotland.

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8 months

Absolutely obsessed with this

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Police were called to an 'immersive event' inspired by Willy Wonka in Glasgow after furious parents complained about the quality of the event.

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7 years

Mate.

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7 years

Chevy Chase in London interviewed by Mike Read was a fuckin car crash. Mike read got heckled off. This is the best gig I've ever been to.

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7 years

Put together this comprehensive gallery of simon cowell's weird long boot cut jeans and tiny feet.

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'Do They Know It's Christmas? (Feed The World)' by Band Aid but all the lyrics are 'It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid'

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3 years

I was looking up 'rock band' stock images and wondered what they'd all actually sound like

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10 years

Here's my new thing - metal guys having dental work done. http://t.co/sPN1sNgv5k

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4 years

People Make Glasgow

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3 years

I've designed a t-shirt with a mouse pointer on it so that when you're on a zoom call people desperately scramble to move it but ha ha joke's on them, they are total idiots. here you can actually buy it:

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i thought it'd be funny to change the kids from board game boxes into angry business guys, but it was just weird.

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2 years

Lord of the Dance, Michael Flatley's self-financed spy movie is coming out! And his character name is Victor Blackley. I'm howling.

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3 years

It's just a hunch, but I think I've been ripped off.

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9 years

Proof that the original titles for the Tintin books were far darker and hinted at suppressed illuminati truths.

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Got a tattoo of the windows mouse cursor so that I can sit like this on Teams calls in the hope that someone frantically tries to move it. Excellent work from @puntyhaha

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Last Christmas by Wham but all the lyrics are 'last christmas i gave you my heart'

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3 years

I think this is meant to be a negative thing, but to me it's the classest thing oot. My heroes have always been celebratory in failure and I love that.

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6 years

Here's Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson talking to the kids. And quite right too.

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10 months

Keep thinking about a guy I was at school with in cumbernauld who, later, escaped from jail and there was a huge manhunt for him for a whole year until they found him. In cumbernauld. He never left. Even on the run he never left cumbernauld. You never leave cumbernauld.

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7 years

I've always wondered what the dicks playing guitars in stock photos actually sound like

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@MWho616 Aren't they all!

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When you remember death

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#Eurovision

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Matt LeBlanc always looks like he's just said 'I can hold my breath for ages, watch'

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Twilight tunnel expectation vs reality. This some temu level bleakness.

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8 years

Happy birthday Stephen King. Love all your books, even these less successful ones.

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@jw_karma I appreciate your defence of this, but I think you might be misunderstanding what's being mocked here - the circumstances of the slow moving lift, not him. I'm not on board with people ripping into how he looks ✌️

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4 years

When you're home recording your solo album during lockdown

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If you've got opinions about how this fella looks, nice one, but I'm not responding to them. I'm not here to body shame anybody, I just want to enjoy how slowly he descends into hell.

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8 years

James Dean Bradfield always looks at you like you're telling him the bus was late but he saw it arrive on time

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"I see here you have one job on your cv and it's playing the role of 'toadfish' for forty years"

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4 years

Would honestly subscribe to this, absolutely not interested in hearing from people who are good at things.

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How people used to take selfies

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2 years

I can't stress this enough, Spooked Scotland is the best show on TV.

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2 years

I wrote a new song for my gig called 'If Dracula Can't See His Reflection, How Is He So Clean Shaven?' and the 6 people there enjoyed it out of pity.

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2 years

Queen's 'We Will Rock You' but all the lyrics are 'we will'

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3 years

I'm sad that Love Island is over, but who could forget when Millie played a haunting rendition of Raining Blood for the gang?

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4 years

Me: I want to die

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9 years

I'm experiencing the most depressing questionnaire of all time. http://t.co/qYG2VwNvwP

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7 years

Who's your favourite character in CORONATION STREET FIGHTER 2?

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5 years

Let me tell you about the turn of the century, children. Everybody's PC was cream that eventually turned the rancid yellow of a smoker's ceiling.

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7 years

Not sure about the new odours from yankee candle

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8 years

Arnie looks exactly like his own stomach

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6 years

Find out your Ramones name by replacing your last name with Ramone.

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3 years

I miss when I used to be able to leave comforting notes in hotel bathrooms for the next guests.

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2 years

This early photo of Coldplay looks like a pov of when you're in the uni common room and have just mispronounced a Latin word

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8 years

This new voting reveal system has turned #Eurovision into Mario Kart. Any fucker can win it even when they're at the back sliding on bananas

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Four ways I made football more exciting. http://t.co/FbNWoA2MEn

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