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JAC

@michcusejac5

5 months

How many of these fucking days are there man

The White House

@WhiteHouse

5 months

On the International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia, and Biphobia, our Administration stands in solidarity with LGBTQI+ people around the world as they seek to live full lives. We will continue to work to advance rights of LGBTQI+ people, as we have since Day One.

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The Feds ever find out what happened with that Vegas shooting?

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@growing_daniel Why is this dude literally just Asian Elon?

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I just don’t get how they think “if you won’t pay for my kid’s babysitter we get to kill the kid” is a super compelling argument.

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So the Republican Party supports forcing women to give birth against their will, but opposes providing childcare, paid leave or healthcare. Got it.

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People really shouldn't pretend to be something they're not

Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦

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Here's your periodic reminder that Kid Rock grew up on a palatial estate in a wealthy part of Michigan with his rich parents and has spent every waking moment since his privileged childhood attempting to convince others he's a southern good ole boy from the working class.

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There is a white supremacist in the White House. This is not normal.

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@chrislhayes You guys probably shouldn’t have overreacted and lied constantly during the last one then

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He saved the Mushroom Kingdom is what he did. And in this house Super Mario is a hero - END OF STORY!

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AHHHH IM HEZBOLLAH THE JEWS BLEW MY DICK OFF WITH A BEEPER AHHHH

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@AmericaRising

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@dominos @TheRickWilson Dominos owning Rick Wilson is why I keep coming back to this god forsaken site

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@TheEconomist

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@Mauty480 Even funnier is that the phrase used in the movie is "his defect"

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@pjlacasse22 @RepSwalwell None of those people have or ever will shoot anyone

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@netflix Why are you putting out a pedo movie to begin with?

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@terror_alarm A pair of bazookas should do the job

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Joe Biden to his kids and grandkids

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Democrats believe Clarence Thomas, John Roberts, Samuel Alito, Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh, the 2000 election, the 2004 election, the Obama era congressional elections, and 2016 election are all illegitimate. Who cares what they think?

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@HashtagGriswold @Mauty480 Hey there’s a kid with a 1060 SAT who deserves that spot more

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@PMDawnStan So a...government?

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@terror_alarm Milk truk just arrive

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@ForrestBennett Extremely conservative bill. Well done Forrest!

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@atrupar Where is your mask?

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@tedcruz @KassyDillon Getting dunked on by Ted Cruz on a Tuesday morning

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@DrewHolden360 You understand it’s possible to dunk on Biden and know Putin is bad right?

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@twhusky85 @brianstelter @trawetsla It’s amazing that you think you’re the good guy here

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I know Trump's support with blacks is up but I doubt they are writing this on receipts

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POV: you’re about to get tipped less than 20%

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@JenDinnj @NancyPelosi @HouseGOP Because they increased the character count to 280

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@bennyjohnson “I’ve created this office, as a symbol of how I feel about government. This sawed off shotgun belonged to a local bootlegger. People who come in here to ask me for things have to stare right down the barrel.” - Ron Swanson

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3 years

Leading candidate for the libertarian party nomination

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hey @Crocs u like wat u see

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4 years

While Biden was watching Cuties in his basement for the twelfth time, Trump negotiated world peace in between a couple of Ohio rallies.

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In 2 months, Trump has solved both the Kosovo War that Clinton got us into as well as the Korean War that Truman got us into. He also solved the Middle East issues that Wilson created. Just like when he beat ISIS that Obama created, Trump keeps fixing Dem foreign policy mistakes.

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Imagine how wrong something has to go in a country to elect a president from Delaware

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The New York Times story literally says that Trump paid millions of dollars in taxes in 2016 and 2017

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@chrislhayes Just because your side is so unhinged that they try to assassinate congressmen on a baseball field over policy disagreements, doesnt mean the other side does that over Twitter memes.

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@Pizzagate5 @daninla39 @Comey Don't worry, he's not.

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@sisterinferior “Went through” you act like it ends

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@Cernovich This is so massively incorrect it’s embarrassing

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@LeonHWolf There was credibility around the first Trump impeachment?

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4 years

Why is every single male lib politician a fucking furry?

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I voted for Ed Markey because of his priorities, but also because he showed up to ANE in 2018.

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BIPOC means Black and Italian People of Color

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@LanceJohnson99 @ComfortablySmug @redsteeze Yes

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@postpolitics This framing / these headlines are parody at this point

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@oliverdarcy @Olivianuzzi Have you covered the @CNN scandal in which they scrubbed from their website the Tara Reade allegation corroboration on Larry King?

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@ComfortablySmug Have you seen this gem from the shameful journo who wrote this abomination?

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How you know it was a setup

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@BecketAdams

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@danielsgoldman Gonna have to question the science considering she couldn’t remember any of the details

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@guypbenson Guy you have to understand that it takes time to "find" thousands of Dem votes.

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@RishiDesaiMD Fixed for you

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@GrassrootsSpeak The US Open is more consequential than the J6 charade

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@chelseahandler He’s gotta get back on the plantation as far as Chelsea is concerned!

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TFW @ComfortablySmug and the minions celebrate destroying another lib

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@voxdotcom @ComfortablySmug We are at the point where even RBG is owning libs now. 🤣🤣🤣

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@AnnBrenoff @Amy_Siskind Just bc that doesn’t affect middle aged MtF journos doesn’t mean it’s not a major problem

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@amandacarpenter My god Amanda this is so embarrassing

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@ManDaveJobGood There’s something hilarious about urban progs who are afraid of cars but mock RWers for being “afraid of cities” and then they keep getting murdered in those cities

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@bigbigpants @crotchner Do you people ever talk about anything else?

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When is Hunter Biden going to donate some of that $1B he took out of China towards the COVID effort?

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It’s really amazing that @comfortablysmug and the minions single handedly ended the Trump impeachment farce with the Biden Rule oppo. You won’t read about it in your lib history books but it is an indisputable fact that can never be denied.

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@Richard_Harambe 🤨🤔🥴

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@RepNancyMace

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On this, the last free Christmas before the 2nd War on Christmas begins, please be sure to remember how we were liberated and what we are due to lose @ComfortablySmug

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Holy shit

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5 years

First @realDonaldTrump ad of the night. Thank you for reuniting families Mr. President!!!

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The people who want to be in charge of your healthcare have spent the entire day wishing death upon their political opponents

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@AndrewYesudian @joshrogin @RandPaul But he was correct so…

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A bunch of autistic dudes united the country. It took 3 days.

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@oliverdarcy @PressSec Cry harder lib

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Why don’t all those hodunk towns across “Red America” where every household is armed to the teeth have this problem?

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A primetime game in our Nation's Capital has been brought to a halt by a shooting. This is what “getting back to normal” in America means after a pandemic.

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@ComfortablySmug

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@KFILE Hes quoting this joke because he agrees with it

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@SteveGuest

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@TaraSetmayer You have problems

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@ChrisDJackson She will be better. It won’t be close.

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January 6th is actually a pagan holiday

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@thesamexican @dougstafford @WalshFreedom This simply isn’t true. 70% of households took the standard deduction and with the doubling of that deduction and the doubling of the child tax credit, it is now more beneficial for 90% of households to take the SD. Itemized deductions is overwhelmingly for high income earners.

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This is how the @SmugIndustries minion board meetings go with @ComfortablySmug and @MatthewFoldi every week

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@ComfortablySmug “Americans are living longer and terrorists aren’t” Trump 2020

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@Timcast This isn’t correct. He didn’t brag about cheating the system. He bragged about using the system exactly as it was designed.

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@PeeOh4 @JonathanPieNews No it’s a political statement

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These are all mentally ill old ladies that live in a city

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@nypost

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Women over 70 rock Jill Biden's risqué tights: 'I've never felt this sexy'

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@ComfortablySmug

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@JuanJGa81605008 @MazMHussain Thanks for the input user81605008

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@MarkJonesESPN Was this supposed to be rational or coherent?

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@ComfortablySmug Says it all

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These people live in an absolute fantasy land where “Michael Cohen has been right about everything”

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@BernieSanders Just another potential voter, Bern.

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@ComfortablySmug People who have spent four years saying Donald Trump was a puppet acting on behalf people who were against America’s interests are now going to vote for the guy under the control of radical communists who despise everything about Americanism. Can’t make it up.

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@ComfortablySmug Strap up minions we are heading to Vegas