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Biden faking COVID just to get some PTO before he quits shows he's one of us.

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@NBCNews

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Democrats getting ready to say nice things about Kamala Harris:

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When it's Trump: When it's Biden:

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$250 each. Don't lowball me. I know what I have.

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"He says he can't get to the airport"

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how it started: how it’s going:

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3 years

*offer not valid in Afghanistan

Joe Biden

@JoeBiden

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If you’re sick, if you’re struggling, if you’re worried about how you’re going to get through the day — we will not abandon you. We will not leave you to face these challenges alone.

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#BidenBoom

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U.S. Department of Justice

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Justice Department Addresses Violent Threats Against School Officials and Teachers

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Democrats be like

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"Are we rescuing only the Ukrainians who paid Hunter & Joe, or everyone?"

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Biden voters when people complain about gas prices:

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Mike Solana

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new dystopian language just dropped

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Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind?

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Wow! Calm down, Eric.

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4 years

When you're not asked about Biden's dogs or ice cream:

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3 years

Your next task is to respond to criticism of Joe Biden without mentioning Trump. Democrats:

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Look at me straight in the eye & tell me the truth about COVID-19 The government:

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#January6thHearings

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3 years

I'll start. Taiwan.

China Xinhua News

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"If somebody gives me just one example of the Communist Party of China imposing its ideology on anybody outside Chinese borders, I would be very grateful": Russian Ambassador to China Andrey Denisov

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Republicans held the White House, Senate & House for 2 years and we had record economic numbers. Democrats took the House in 2018 and gave us nothing but an impeachment hoax, endless pursuits of tax returns, a virus, a crashed economy and 'Cuties.' Vote. Them. Out.

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Sorry libs. New York is now MAGA Country

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3 months

Exclusive photo of an arrest made at the #ColumbiaUniversityProtest . The officer's name is Jonathan Simpson. He has arrested 69 protestors so far.

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When you have information leading to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

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Democrats when a single mom has $600.01 in her Venmo account:

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I am constructing a database of Lincoln Project officials & staff that will detail their roles in the Lincoln Project & track where they are now. No personal info, only professional. But they will be held accountable & not allowed to pretend they were not involved.

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COVID-19 deaths on first day in office: Biden: 4,409 Trump: 0 #BidenVirus

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Reuters

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An Ohio man has been charged with raping a 10-year-old girl who was forced to travel to neighboring Indiana to get an abortion

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When it's When it's Trump: Biden:

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Imagine tweeting this when your own party controls the House, Senate & WH.

Joe Biden

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Imagine running up higher costs for American families just to score a few political points. But that’s what Republicans are doing.

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Respect the drip

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"Your grandma's gone. The shawl is MINE now."

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This woman for president.

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'For your next task, you must watch Dave Chappelle in front of your employer without laughing'

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Corporations on June 30: July 1:

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"Doctors DESTROY Joe Rogan in Blistering Letter on COVID-19 Misinformation" The doctors:

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"He can afford gasoline."

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This man required 69 liters of oxygen and almost lost his house in a fire. Still think gas stoves are "safe"?

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"These brownies ain't shit!" *30 minutes later*

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Rep. Pramila Jayapal

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Wear a damn mask!

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Yes, Biden Has Dementia. Here's Why That's a Good Thing. - The Atlantic, soon.

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When that 9PM time slot opens

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"Let's go to our National Security Expert, Kimberly Cheatle" - CNN, soon

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Remember waking up Saturday mornings, reading Trump's shitposts with a cup of coffee, then heading to the supermarket to buy groceries for 40% less than today?

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When it's Trump: When it's Biden:

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'How Gas Stoves Became a Symbol of the Alt-Right' - The Atlantic, soon

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Went shopping & picked up a can of Goya frijoles. My 7yo daughter said "why are you buying Goya"? I told her that it was 8 cents cheaper than Kirby. "Is 8 cents too much to fight systemic racism?", she asked. I put the can back & the entire supermarket erupted in applause.

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Ransomware hackers be like

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Whenever a crisis looms

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🧐

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I have just formed the the 2006 Project, which argues that America got worse as a result of Twitter's founding.

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. @JeffreyToobin

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The long game

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People can't complain about gas prices if there's no gas to buy.

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@AdamKinzinger

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Just went to lunch with my 8 year old daughter & the Fani Willis hearing was on TV. "Daddy, why are these white attorneys attacking two strong black lawyers who are just trying to protect our democracy?", she asked. We hugged, and the entire restaurant erupted in applause.

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Michael McFaul

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What has Trump been doing since the debate?

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Happy #IndigenousPeoples Day

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Expected Actual Jobs Report: Jobs Report:

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If there are no gays in Iran, then why do they have a soccer team?

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Nicolas Nicolas Cage Overflow Facility

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End Wokeness

@EndWokeness

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BREAKING: A manhunt is underway in Washington for several suspects who "desecrated" a Spokane pride mural. City leaders held a conference on the UNSPEAKABLE tragedy of the mural. Some leaders broke down and cried:

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This is Jonathan Simpson, an engineer at Twitter. He was just fired by @elonmusk after 6 years & 9 months of service. Grounds for his termination? Combating disinformation. RT if you're deleting your account in protest. 1 like = 1 respect

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Hip-hop night at Sheldon Whitehouse's beach club

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Who ya got?

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Just caught my 4yo trans daughter defacing hir Ruth Bader Ginsburg poster with crayons. "Why didn't she step down sooner?!", ze cried. When I explained today's decision was unanimous, ze replied: "8-1 would've been better." We hugged, and the entire house erupted in applause.

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When you're on your 1st date & she orders a Bud Light

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When your family has to skip meals to afford gasoline

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Occupy Democrats

@OccupyDemocrats

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BREAKING: Mega actress Jennifer Lawrence reveals she had a falling out with her Republican family over repealing Roe, asks how they could “raise a daughter” and not think she deserves equality, also says she had nightmares about Tucker Carlson. RT TO THANK HER FOR SPEAKING OUT!

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TODAY

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Hillary Clinton reads parts of the victory speech she hoped to deliver in 2016

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"The word 'Taliban' means 'student'. They're literally fighting for education reform." - Joy Reid, probably

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The Taliban be like

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This is the final boss when you beat all the #MetGala guests

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@EndWokeness Vaxxed?

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OMG Mark zoom in on the vapor trail!

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1st APPEARANCE of ludicrously oversized ear bandage, apparently not needed prior to tonight. 👂🤣

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Wow!

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Priscilla Alvarez

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NEW: The Biden admin is reopening an overflow facility in Texas for unaccompanied migrant children apprehended at the US-Mexico border. It comes amid an increase in apprehensions + reduced capacity limits at other facilities due to Covid-19.

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