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Villager at heart, historian by hobby, pub man by night. Likes/retweets do not equal endorsement. Proud to be the @SDPhq candidate for #Kettering

Kettering, England
Joined July 2023
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Got to start somewhere!
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incidentally. Anglo-Saxons have been in England longer than Maori have been in New Zealand. Just saying.
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Who are ‘Indigenous British people’? Do they mean the Beaker people who came from Central Europe? The AngloSaxons from Germany, Denmark & the Netherlands? Romans? Vikings? Normans? There are no ‘Indigenous’ Brits. We are a mongrel nation built on immigration. We always have been.
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@un_a_valeable All of the craziness and then it’s all just punctuated with “he was unable to read”
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@Joominmames @doraethemon @_rawrell It’s pretty clear she was being sexually harassed, would you be saying these same things if eg she were an employee and it were her boss
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@Olivia_Knot I blame him
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@Calzeto1_ Yes, it’s an amalgamation of Anglo-Saxon and Celtic, which are the two prominent groups of the British Isles. Nothing magic about it! Generally quite accepted anthropological term.
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@Emmmyalluu @phil_so_silly Doing this extrajudicial punishment stuff actually makes it infinitely harder to actually prosecute the pedos and send them to prison
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@NorthantsPolice Would like to see what he ‘published’?
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@Spacecadetnixon Is this implying that 10% of all dogs are called Richard Nixon
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Cheeky well-deserved pint to calm my nerves before the count…
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*taps the sign*
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@dontbrexitfixit
Andrew Parnall
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If you care more about these flags than our NHS. If you think they define our national identity more than foodbanks & child poverty. If you think them more important than clean lakes, rivers & beaches. Then you ain't no patriot, just a sad sack flag shagger who thinks they are
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@ImaBendyToe1 @twindrillscompy @phantoph0bia Ignorance can also lead to ableism, it doesn’t have to be intentional. Same with any other discrimination.
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How does this help the environment
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Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
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🚨 BREAKING: Green co-leader Carla Denyer MP has called on Health Secretary Wes Streeting to scrap Labour's ban on puberty blockers. In a joint letter with Sian Berry MP (Green), Denyer says the Greens want the ban to be scrapped, and urged Streeting to meet with trans people.
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@KieHirako9700 Did she know?
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@McGeeFromX @AsherSummerson @ballzakk1 @the_daily_side @Joominmames @doraethemon @_rawrell She was consenting to being manipulated, intimidated and being spoken to inappropriately? Or, hang on, maybe you just really hate women
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I have finally achieved my lifelong goal of making it onto a Wikipedia page
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@LeeEngl90947087 The Lakota, Sioux, etc can’t be indigenous either then
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Right, I’ve made my mind up. No more votes for commonwealth citizens. The fact we have so many people voting in this country that don’t speak English that an elected MP does her campaign speech in Urdu is an insult to every citizen.
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Urdu: A summer general election is set for July 4th! I will be standing to be re-elected as the parliamentary candidate for Bradford West. Support my campaign to help me continue to be a strong and out-spoken voice for Bradford West.
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Airport spoons opened an hour early. Cheers!
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@miffythegamer @Nigel_Farage Not sure if you read what you’re responding to but it is an anecdote of him doing work as an MP
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@TheGreekGod11 @DAKKADAKKA1 The woke agenda of black gangsters in a GTA game
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@strong7166 @ShitpostGate Here’s a picture of me using incel rage magic to rearrange the properties of your internal organs
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@McKay4Senate Sitcom about the Swedish embassy in North Korea
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@paul_hundred Opening my eyes really widely so the audience knows I don’t agree with serial rape
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@contempIating23 @FamGuyFunny duWAAAA!!!??? You’re telling me they JUST SO HAPPENED to post this clip by PURE COINCIDENCE?????? WHAAAAAAARRTTTTT?????
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@Kaesium_XP Anglo-Saxons became a second class after the Norman aristocracy took control in 1066
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@johnandi For the past thousand years, this country has been built by an Anglo-Saxon working force and later on a Norman ruling class. The levels of immigration we’re currently experiencing are unprecedented and frankly unsustainable.
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@AutismRonin @Idk_ask_someone Honestly I must have totally memory hole’d this entire bit. Only seeing this picture I even remembered it happened but cannot think a scooby about what occurs within it nor the lore implications.
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How long until the SNP start doing this
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I urge all Londoners to vote for @StandUptoWoke for London Mayor tomorrow
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Day one of leafleting complete and I am sweating like a pig
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Let the games begin…
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@nykyt0sha What did you expect the Taliban to show up
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@PoliticsMoments The Tories deserve everything they’re about to get.
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@AnimarchyYT As I recall, the leader of the British Communist Party (Harry Politt) was actually expelled from his own party for being in favour of the war with Germany, then was reinstated as soon as Barbarossa happened
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Uni? Sorted it mate.
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The first step to the thousand year Merf imperium is to vote @SDPhq ! I’ve taken that step… have you? England expects that every man shall do his duty!
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@Benbrownn__ Damn… you got me…
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Just got recognised at a pub in Belfast lol
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@TheGreekGod11 @DAKKADAKKA1 It’s a GTA game. 90% of characters you interact with will be involved in crime. Do you not know how this works?
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@tylerduran21 @nescartridges Nah he’s always been one of them insufferable cynic types. Just not as flanderised
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Lots of losers and haters questioning my chin today! It’s okay- they’re probably just jealous. Lots to criticise about me… but I like my chin! To all the losers and haters- here is my side profile. Let’s see yours now! Cheers, Merf.
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Another day, another round of abuse from unpleasant people who think reposting my profile picture (I know what it looks like, I chose it!) is an effective counter argument. Oh well, never mind the losers and the haters, it’s a beautiful day!
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@Rusty2954 Weren’t the Nazis quite involved in organised crime in the 30s?
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@nikicaga Higgins is term limited for 2025 so can’t run
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@EuropeElects @geertwilderspvv imagine a PVV government. No coalition or nothing, straight majority. Crazy things happening in the Netherlands.
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I’ve voted Merf! Have you…?
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@NyanSpam @Dexerto John Tyler (US president born in the 1700s) has a living grandson. He had a kid in his 70s, and that kid also had a kid in his 70s!
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If you *really* want a fresh start, really want change, don’t vote for an establishment party set to have a comfortable supermajority. Vote smart, vote SDP, vote Merf!
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It’s time for a fresh start in Kettering.
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@angrynorfman The way Otto von Habsburg of all people tears it away and then he just produces a second one
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Pub fit for today
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@crashballcentre @PicturePrfct09 @lordgmanilson @StaffsPolice Stirring up hate against public fornicators, sex pests and perverts is a good thing, actually.
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First hustings? Sorted.
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SDP boys taking over Kettering @Yorky433
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@Tatlermagazine The “First Lady” is The Queen Consort, Camilla
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@Carloxxxx2 At this point I don’t know why the Groypers and Jackson Hinkle’s lot don’t just join together. They’re essentially the same by now
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Man in the mirror
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Recently found some more photos of me taken from Remembrance Day if anyone’s interested
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Since I had a very different experience on Remembrance Day yesterday than what the media was talking about, I thought I'd do a brief thread on what happened from my personal point of view. 🧵🧵🧵
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@AltHistCody I wonder what happened in 2020 that could’ve possibly caused such a nosedive
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@Kev8227 @Tretioff @FilmsFallout Fallout’s whole shtick is the 1950s American Dream aesthetic. Wouldn’t feel the same in another country
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Haircut has been acquired in time for the election
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If you actually listen to what Lammy says here, he’s actually being very reasonable and even says outright that he *doesn’t* think rural Britain is racist. LBC have been very naughty with the headline here, clearly farming outrage for engagement.
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Is rural Britain 'racist'? @DavidLammy notices he's often the 'only black person' in town when visiting his in-laws in Sussex, he shares his thoughts.
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Yo how did you make those spaces available in such short notice
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Ministry of Justice
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The justice system stands ready to deliver the full force of the law to people causing violent disorder in our streets. We have accelerated the delivery of 500 extra prison places for those involved.
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Merf Mirror: wedding addition!
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@MalevolentAstra Open borders weakens national identity through introduction of multiculturalism. Not rocket science
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My shoes living rent free in the replies/quotes
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My son voting for himself - awesome
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@africanacademia @IOL how can you look at all the multitude of problems in South Africa, a country which has only been ruled by one single party for 30 years, and think "this is the opposition's fault"
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@ImaBendyToe1 @twindrillscompy @phantoph0bia If someone refers to a Chinese as a ‘Chinky’ or a corner shop as a ‘Paki-shop’, simply because they don’t know better and they have done so all their life, is that not still racist?
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SDP beer coasters that I can take to local and strategically leave on some tables
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@AdequateEmily @db_witch In all fairness the only anime a lot of boomers will be familiar with is the Pokémon tv show so I understand why they went there
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Here’s a cheers to our SDP councillors in Leeds, kind regards from sunny Uxbridge!
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@Mick_Roberts @HappyIsWack2me @scubaryan_ Videos like this actually make it significantly harder to prosecute them and send them to gaol
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A few weeks ago, some drunk woman accidentally rammed her car into my neighbour’s fence, then bolted. We have photo evidence of the car, including license plate, and the damage caused. My mum who was an eye witness was fully willing to testify. We’ve just heard back (1/4)
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@wasgooddawggg @Emmmyalluu @phil_so_silly By defending vigilantism you are objectively protecting pedophiles lol
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I am so buzzing man, first ever hustings was a blast! obviously a bit of a learning curve, going up against experienced politicians. I was the only one who's never held public office! Tripped over my words a couple of times, drew a blank every now and then. Still what a good time
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@g_gosden Really? I wonder what that sign there is all about…
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@shibenoid @KrisSkulls Whoever made the wumpus twinkjak must be placed inside a wicker man
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@ballzakk1 @AsherSummerson @the_daily_side @Joominmames @doraethemon @_rawrell Where does this line of thinking even come from? How do you see a woman being sexually harassed in a professional setting and take from that “well clearly she just doesn’t have any agency and can’t make choices for herself! What an idiot!”
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@DamoDaFurry @AtomfallGame not sure if you noticed but this is set in the Cumbrian countryside and Fallout London is set in, well, London
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She’s not a trans woman! She was born like that! She has a cervix! She’s from Algeria for goodness sake if she were a trans woman she’d be locked up! Pick your battles!
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J.K. Rowling
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Could any picture sum up our new men’s rights movement better? The smirk of a male who’s knows he’s protected by a misogynist sporting establishment enjoying the distress of a woman he’s just punched in the head, and whose life’s ambition he’s just shattered. #Paris2024
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@OldWorldOutlaw @iamyesyouareno Dude the main character is a white guy hahahaha
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@denimneverdies If they made a game set in the Zulu Kingdom and had the protagonist as a Japanese guy you just know it would all kick off don’t lie
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@TrueSlazac That’s actually the funniest part of this
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➡️Welcome to Reform UK, Lee Anderson MP!
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Actual announcement is still pending. But let’s call this a ‘soft launch’. Anyway. 2% let’s turn this into 90%!
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Matthew Murphy SDP 🇬🇧
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Was it really not at all possible to have non-evil lighting?
@Nigel_Farage
Nigel Farage MP
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Last night I welcomed 4 Local Councillors in Clacton to Reform UK. The momentum is building.
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At pub with @TrisBurnedLands
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@GBNewsSpin You people are far too easy to troll 😂
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